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Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by HardMirror(m): 7:47am On Jan 02, 2017 |
felixomor:Now you must think we all stuppid. Here are the bible verses Matthew 27:5 Then he threw down the pieces of silver in the temple and departed, and went and hanged himself. Acts 1:18 Now this man purchased a field with the wages of iniquity; and falling headlong he burst open in the middle and all his entrails gushed out. So how do you fall headlong from a hanging position? Are you trying to rewrite the bible? If a man was to commit suicide by jumping, do you know the proper way is to jump head first to ensure quick death? But here you are trying to twist things to suit ur nonsense fancies. Again don't presume us fools here, I know ur church members wld applaud ur "explanations" to ease their confusion, but don't try selling ur bullcrap to us here. 10 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by HardMirror(m): 7:54am On Jan 02, 2017 |
DoctorAlien:What lie? Read the bible verses. Matthew 27:5 Then he threw down the pieces of silver in the temple and departed, and went and hanged himself. Acts 1:18 Now this man purchased a field with the wages of iniquity; and falling headlong he burst open in the middle and all his entrails gushed out. So according to you judas fell from his hanging position. How cld he fall from that position and fall headlong? Only a man jumping from a height with suicidal intent would fall headlong to ensure quick death. Lying for jesus is when you re-edit the bible claiming judas hanged himself, the rope broke and he fell and bust open. Now this is a new level of deceit tho a very dumb one but none the less overly amusing 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by felixomor: 9:49am On Jan 02, 2017 |
HardMirror: Only a devil can lie against the bible and still be arguing. My God o. U just put something in the bible that wasnt there, And u slept and woke up and still making noise? Even DoctorAlien confirmed it almost simultaneously. Guy, please buy some shame. Seize noise |
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by HardMirror(m): 9:55am On Jan 02, 2017 |
felixomor:Blah blah blah he goes Address the below Now you must think we all stuppid. |
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by felixomor: 10:00am On Jan 02, 2017 |
HardMirror: U r the one blabbing. 2 people already cleared u. felixomor: DoctorAlien: And u r still lying here? |
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by HardMirror(m): 10:07am On Jan 02, 2017 |
felixomor: Blah blah blah Address the below Now you must think we all stuppid. |
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by felixomor: 10:10am On Jan 02, 2017 |
HardMirror: U have now resorted to childish tautology? Hahahaha...... Why have u decided to spoil yourself with lies? |
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by HardMirror(m): 10:27am On Jan 02, 2017 |
felixomor:What lies? You mean the lies you told? Saying Judas hanged himself, then fell from hanging himself? Still searching the bible to see where that is written. While blahblahring, pls be kind to address the below Now you must think we all stuppid. Or just admit you fabricated your judas story (sure it's not in any bible, so someone is making up stuff here) |
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by felixomor: 10:32am On Jan 02, 2017 |
HardMirror:Mark reported how he died. Luke recorded the final process of his remains. Simple as ABC. Luke would have only "contradicted" Mark by saying "Judas never hanged" But he, Luke never said so. Still, U r not making sense o. because u still cant tell me why u put "jump" in the bible? Why did u do that? |
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by HardMirror(m): 10:38am On Jan 02, 2017 |
felixomor:Now you must think we all stuppid. Here are the bible verses Matthew 27:5 Then he threw down the pieces of silver in the temple and departed, and went and hanged himself. Acts 1:18 Now this man purchased a field with the wages of iniquity; and falling headlong he burst open in the middle and all his entrails gushed out. So how do you fall headlong from a hanging position? Are you trying to rewrite the bible? If a man was to commit suicide by jumping, do you know the proper way is to jump head first to ensure quick death? But here you are trying to twist things to suit ur nonsense fancies. Again don't presume us fools here, I know ur church members wld applaud ur "explanations" to ease their confusion, but don't try selling ur bullcrap to us here. |
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by randomperson: 10:44am On Jan 02, 2017 |
HardMirror:I don't understand how any one in his right and proper mind can claim those two verses are not contradictory... And felixomor is saying unless one of the verses says "he never hanged", it's not a contradiction.... Well, the bible doesn't say he never drank poison. Does that mean it's not contradictory to the bible to say that he drank poison?? |
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by felixomor: 10:44am On Jan 02, 2017 |
HardMirror: Why are u repeating urself like a child? Does this 3 paragraphs explain how u arrived at "Jump"(that is no where in the bible)? Moreso, people in Judas time, hanged near cliffs. After partial decomposition and sometimes rope snapping the remains could be blown of in any direction including "headlong". Your childish tautology ends here. u are trying so hard to cover ur "jump" lie, and the best u can do is to start tautology? I just keep pitying u. Sincerely |
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by felixomor: 10:46am On Jan 02, 2017 |
randomperson: Someone in his right senses that quotes Matthew 21 with 71 verses in a debate.? Maybe we need to redefine "senses". |
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by randomperson: 10:49am On Jan 02, 2017 |
felixomor:Don't be silly... At least it's better than claiming someone fell headlong from a hanging position... Maybe he hanged by the feet 3 Likes |
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by felixomor: 10:51am On Jan 02, 2017 |
randomperson:Keep quiet. U have brought foolishness to new year. A rotten body can fall in any direction from a cliff. The funniest thing is u even call ur elder silly, when its obvious your brain is not working properly here. |
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by HardMirror(m): 10:55am On Jan 02, 2017 |
felixomor:If that was the case, why wld acts 1 verse 18 conveniently forget to mention that Judas hung himself? It is very straight forward. He bought a field and fell headlong. Suicide by falling headlong. That is how to jump when committing suicide, you go headlong to ensure quick death. Pity urself 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by randomperson: 10:57am On Jan 02, 2017 |
felixomor:I laugh in tongues.... So your bible tells u the body was rotten before falling headlong... Or was it the holy spirit who gave you this special information... BTW, how many of the bandits crucified with Jesus mocked him... Was it one or both of them |
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by HardMirror(m): 10:57am On Jan 02, 2017 |
randomperson:Hehehehe I am sure he has been working on twisting the headlong clause |
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by felixomor: 11:02am On Jan 02, 2017 |
HardMirror:So long as the book wasnt written by ur mandate, ur asking "why" this, "why that" doesnt make Luke's sentence to contradict Mark's sentence. Absence is not evidence. Suicide is a willful "jump" not "fall". And that is why u were so badly desperate to put "jump" in Luke's book by all means. But we caught u.. If you like pretend to be illiterate, and childish U have already seen ur lie. Repent mehn. |
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by felixomor: 11:06am On Jan 02, 2017 |
randomperson: Of course, it already told me it hanged. Only a fool will not know that decomposition will follow hanging. Your vehicle is already set in motion as usual. @ the bolded, moving to the next escape argument. Sorry, safe journey. At this point, I would refer you back to your google. |
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by randomperson: 11:08am On Jan 02, 2017 |
HardMirror:Another contradiction in the same story... One gospel says Judas bought the Potter's field, another said the chief priests bought the field... And felixomor be like, "that's not a contradiction, maybe Judas paid half and the chief priests paid half. U have to understand the context and be guided by the holy spirit." And am like, "just kill me aiidy!!" 1 Like |
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by HardMirror(m): 11:08am On Jan 02, 2017 |
felixomor:Usual nonsense. Jumped or fall headlong, so far Acts 1:18 did not deem it fit to mention how his body was rotten or how Judas hung himself ( extremely important details), just going straight to him falling headlong, all I see is suicide by jumping from a high platform. All the other mumbo jumbo you are yapping are all excuses to wish away the contradictions of the narrations. |
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by randomperson: 11:09am On Jan 02, 2017 |
felixomor:Copout! |
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by felixomor: 11:10am On Jan 02, 2017 |
randomperson: New word user spotted. |
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by HardMirror(m): 11:10am On Jan 02, 2017 |
randomperson:Na wa o Bible: a book for dodos |
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by felixomor: 11:12am On Jan 02, 2017 |
HardMirror: When a university graduate now equates "fall" to "jump". U definitely know the devil is up to something. Sincerely, may the Lord deliver u. Cheers |
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by HardMirror(m): 11:13am On Jan 02, 2017 |
randomperson:He knows he is yelping nonsense. He was trying to enforce his gibberish. 1 Like |
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by HardMirror(m): 11:15am On Jan 02, 2017 |
felixomor:Acts 1:18. Have you addressed the passage or u are still propagating ur version? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by felixomor: 11:17am On Jan 02, 2017 |
HardMirror: U have not convinced on how "jump" eqautes "fall", i hope u know? Btw, i thought u already left. |
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by randomperson: 11:17am On Jan 02, 2017 |
felixomor:So u are sure that in Greek or Hebrew, fall and jump are not synonymous?? .... Because I remember the other day when we were asking why God would allow a human being to be sacrificed to him, u and Ebuka said, where the bible says " AND" , it actually means "OR" ... Isn't that double standard?? 1 Like |
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by felixomor: 11:23am On Jan 02, 2017 |
randomperson: Hehehe 2 things i can see here: 1. U r trying to rewrite dictionary 2. U r lying against me with an event that i dont even know when it happened Do U have memory issues? |
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by HardMirror(m): 11:36am On Jan 02, 2017 |
felixomor:You have not convinced me on the headlong fall. Btw, I thought u already left. |
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