"Ave tout abt u more... dat of last nyt was xo crazy, ma head kept spinning 4 u..I wanted 2 cal u bck but ma hands wouldnt permit..xo many tinz I had wantd 2 say nd ask..all day long av bn lost in dip tout abt u, but wuldnt bliv dos tout.. "




pls can someone help me to unravel this?
i'll b grateful

Did you meet with the person yesterday?

***Singing***

I am in love with you o

ikp120:
Do you know the person?

we've been just frnds for less than six months

sylvez:



we've been just frnds for less than six months

O boy, you don finish work be that na... Oya take the ministry to the next level

ikp120:


O boy, you don finish work be that na... Oya take the ministry to the next level

ah can't fit understand sir

she has a boy friend o

sylvez:



ah can't fit understand sir

she has a boy friend o

Still not understanding?

Op, how bright do you want the green light to be?


Use your pleasure rod to sign this contract.

sylvez:


ah can't fit understand sir
she has a boy friend o

That's serious o!
Then get ready for free entrance into the promiseland

ikp120:
Did you meet with the person yesterday?

***Singing***

I am in love with you o

.


no, I've not seen her for like two months now though we do talk on phone and we had a long talk of 57minutes on phone yesterday

Run! Boy, Run!! Dangerous desperation in the air

sylvez:



ah can't fit understand sir

she has a boy friend o

Maybe she want to dump the boy friend for you.

CplusJason:
Op, how bright do you want the green light to be?



Use your pleasure rod to sign this contract.

pleasure rod??

Op you just left the friend zone
Congratulations

sylvez:
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no, I've not seen her for like two months now though we do talk on phone and we had a long talk of 57minutes on phone yesterday

That's what she's referring to na... She wants you the way a fowl on heat wants a cock

makydee:
pleasure rod??
Op you just left the friend zone Congratulations

I guess you know what i mean by that?

CplusJason:
Op, how bright do you want the green light to be?



Use your pleasure rod to sign this contract.

I don't think op is that kind of guy.

makydee:
pleasure rod??
Op you just left the friend zone Congratulations

just speechless

Hmmmm

Benita27:
I don't think op is that kind of guy.

Then he is a relative of buhari....




So Dull

mehn,that's how u loose opportunity, she opened up to you and you are here broadcasting it, what if she's on NL?

IamLEGEND1:
Naija girls and forming.
how Will a sane person type 'tout" in place of 'thought'.

Automatic disqualification. IRANU!

Sorry Sir

CplusJason:
Then he is a relative of buhari....




So Dull

You really want him to do that

sylvez:
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no, I've not seen her for like two months now though we do talk on phone and we had a long talk of 57minutes on phone yesterday

Hah!!!
Wetin una been dey talk na
Abi, na free night call? ?
I'm just surprised

CplusJason:
Then he is a relative of buhari....




So Dull

Lol.
He isn't a user, this is expected of such people.

CplusJason:
I guess you know what i mean by that?

Yea I do. It sounds like, metaphor and oxymoron together.

Aderola15:
You really want him to do that

Why not?

My dear, If to say goat know say salad dey, he for nor dey chop grass

Now lemme ask you, "do you want him to throw this opportunity away?

makydee:
Yea I do. It sounds like, metaphor and oxymoron together.

Very well then. He should use his pleasure rod to seal the furcking deal.

CplusJason:
Why not?


My dear, If to say goat know say salad dey, he for nor dey chop grass


Now lemme ask you, "do you want him to throw this opportunity away?

Benita27:
I don't think op is that kind of guy.

Lol..na your cousin

Benita27:
Lol.
He isn't a user, this is expected of such people.

Lol, it's like you want me to report you to my pst.

Jarizod:
tout

This na 2017, you guys should change. Na only that one you see?.