freecocoa:
So I finally got a marriage proposal after all these years, and the condition that he marries me is, that I denounce feminism, so my people, here I am to.....

1. State that I, freecocoa 1 of igboland(well known former feminist, world over), is no longer a feminist.

2. Remove myself from every feministic activity, I will neither be seen nor heard wherever the word "feminist" exists.

3. Warn every and any feminist on this platform to never quote nor mention me, ever, as I have no business with them as does light and darkness.

4. Say that henceforth, all opinions of me, shall be as that of a virtuous women. I shall be known and addressed as "Ezi nwanyi nke di uko"

5.Apologise for ever being a feminist who thought it wasn't okay for a man to cheat on me, silly me.

And lastly, Ask you all to pray for/wish me luck on my impending nuptials, please pray especially that the spirit of feminism never locates me again.

I hope I'm able to finally keep this one, yay.

Thank you all.

Yimu!! You that I saw during the weekend giving a pot belly man a lapdance at ocabique planet.

kaboninc:


Amen ohh

I can't wait for you boo to pop that question or coman marry you ohh

hnmmmm, kabosnoop

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Mynd44:

She is mocking someone

Ehn ehn

Truckpusher:
Yimu!! You that I saw during the weekend giving a pot belly man a lapdance at ocabique planet.

Please don't come and pour sand in my garri, I've never been to a strip club.

freecocoa:
Please to show everyone how serious I is, if Seun or lalastica(yea?) or mynd44 could move this to the homepage so it'll be well known that I say kudos/aye! To cheating men, to women being beneath a man and being grateful about it.

Please it's not an issue, feminism must go.

Oh
Otiyemi

Pls pass the gist
Who's this hitting?

I want to do aproko

freecocoa:
Please don't come and pour sand in my garri, I've never been to a strip club.

Chineke meh! You that begged me not expose you here - Ok nau ,make i go tell my guy say one of him angels dun dey misbehave.

Dyt:


Oh
Otiyemi

Pls pass the gist
Who's this hitting?

I want to do aproko

Even as aproko dun make you big like Molue bus so ?

freecocoa:
I did know what I was defending but I'm telling you I now realise those aren't really issues, like, why must I leave if he cheats? Like durrh! Other women want him, so why am I telling him to say no, the truth is, if I leave some other woman will replace me, so, where's the sense in leaving really?

I know what I was holding on to, but really, it's better to be a wife who begs for love, than be alone, loving yourself while keeping an open mind about meeting the man you want.

My bad, I can feel the sarcasm, but let me pretend you are for real.

It's a nice decision for you, haven found love, you are ready to sacrifice what you believe in to be acceptable. Well congrats to you, love conquers all.

But people like me who are suckers for independent women, feminist and lesbians are highly disappointed

Fabulocity:
Lol that's the painful truth. I've never really stood by/believed in this whole feminism trend, although I admire Adichie's interpretation of feminism. Most feminists today are just angry women on an oestrogen fuelled rage who aren't even sure of what they want. Thank God you've seen the light. The concept of gender equality is very noble, but completely unattainable.
But thinking about this, you are just being very sacarstic. You're still very much a feminist. Lol.

I'll say.

Truckpusher:
Even as aproko dun make you big like Molue bus so ?

She's still sexy

FellepHq:


My bad, I can feel the sarcasm, but let me pretend you are for real.

It's a nice decision for you, haven found love, you are ready to sacrifice what you believe in to be acceptable. Well congrats to you, love conquers all.

But people like me who are suckers for independent women, feminist and lesbians are highly disappointed

Are you kidding me? There's a man out there who's okay with feminism? Lesbiansm is taking it too far.

Seriously? Why would you be disappointed? A woman should never see a man as an equal.

LoJ:

Bruv aint you the one?

No oo no be me sar; D

na today most Nigerian women claim to be feminist online while offline, they are nothing close to it. They are submissive to a fault in fact they clean their bf/husband Anus with water when the latter goes to poopoo

Dyt:


She's still sexy

Waddafuq!! Na you be that ?

*Does the sign of the cross* and goes on to repeat our Lord's prayer amid tears and gnashing of teeth.

Dyt baby! you dun tussh finish oh - Gimme 5 joor! No be Idowu wey be like wetin the entire family carry serve juju for Okija shrine

Truckpusher:
Waddafuq!! Na you be that ?

*Does the sign of the cross* and goes on to repeat our Lord's prayer amid tears and gnashing of teeth.

Dyt baby! you dun tussh finish oh - Gimme 5 joor! No be Idowu wey be like wetin the entire family carry serve juju for Okija shrine

You no well
There's no time I have never been hawt

Truckpusher:
Chineke meh! You that begged me not expose you here - Ok nau ,make i go tell my guy say one of him angels dun dey misbehave.

Really stop it, you don't know when one is being serious and it ain't funny.

He's of British citizenship , do you know how many countries that passport can get me into? Please don't mess it up for me.

Please explain you were kidding.

Dyt:


You no well
There's no time I have never been hawt

Hot ko! cold ni! You wey be like garri bag for mile 3 market

Abe leave matter for mathias joor! make I no open ya chapter this night oh

freecocoa:
Are you kidding me? There's a man out there who's okay with feminism? Lesbiansm is taking it too far.

Seriously? Why would you be disappointed? A woman should never see a man as an equal.

Yeah I love them strong, big, bold, beautiful and adventurous, there are many of out here, you may want a rethink if you are not comfortable with the new role you'd be playing

freecocoa:
Really stop it, you don't know when one is being serious and it ain't funny.

He's of British citizenship , do you know how many countries that passport can get me into? Please don't mess it up for me.

Please explain you were kidding.

Kid ke! You dun go deceive wan oyibo boy abi ?

No wahala , I will revisit your case offline.

FellepHq:


Yeah I love them strong, big, bold, beautiful and adventurous, there are many of out here, you may want a rethink if you are not comfortable with the new role you'd be playing

Wow! That's great! but, I mean, you can't really be sure I'll get better than he's offering.

All I have to do is not object whatever he decides and I'll travel the world. Can you beat that?

. Freecocoa has jazzed somebody o

Dyt:


Oh
Otiyemi

Pls pass the gist
Who's this hitting?

I want to do aproko

I'm being serious.

freecocoa:
Wow! That's great! but, I mean, you can't really be sure I'll get better than he's offering.

All I have to do is not object whatever he decides and I'll travel the world. Can you beat that?

Go girl, you live life once, enjoy while it lasts. All the best

xynerise:
. Freecocoa has jazzed somebody o

Lol, oooo! stop na, you are making me shy.

freecocoa:
Lol, oooo! stop na, you are making me shy.

Shy or grin wickedly ?

So finally you broke the jinx?

Lol



A camel'd have to go through the eye of a needle first.

bennyrazz:
na today most Nigerian women claim to be feminist online while offline, they are nothing close to it. They are submissive to a fault in fact they clean their bf/husband Anus with water when the latter goes to poopoo

That's the hypocrisy about the feminism wannabes. They might be polishing their boyfriend/husband's shoe while typing trash online.

Truckpusher:
Kid ke! You dun go deceive wan oyibo boy abi ?

No wahala , I will revisit your case offline.

Udele . I have missed your red neck

Dyt:


Dude must be a NLer

Need I say
You were a feminist cos you were single and angry?

You're just too intelligent not to identify a sarcasm when you see one!



My sister, freecocoa was bored and she's trying to catch fun while sending some subtle messages across.

FellepHq:


Go girl, you live life once, enjoy while it lasts. All the best

Lol, thanks bro.

xynerise:


Udele . I have missed your red neck

Anuofia Was thinking you've been bombed in Sambisa