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Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Martinez19(m): 9:40pm On Jan 31, 2017
MrPresident1:
I think in my anxiousness to see the coming of Christ, and the establishment of the kingdom of heaven right here on this earth: a kingdom where there is no pain or sorrow, a kingdom of eternal peace, joy and prosperity, where there is no pain and no wickedness, in my anxiousness to see the establishment of this kingdom, I think I mis-judged one or two markers of this great event. But, mark me, they are honest mis-judgments, easily forgiven and easily over-lookable for anyone who has had privileged access to the promises of THE MOST HIGH GOD.

The point is, if you have had the the kind of privileged access as I have had, my misjudgment is so easily over-lookable grin

So easily grin grin...We will all get to understand eventually, Christ the Firstfruits grin wink
you are not serious. You must have a very low IQ. Any psychologist on this forum would know something is wrong with you psychologically. Oh my, oh dear what nonsense is this?

You should realize that this is not funny anymore. Such arrogance, delusion and gullibility is annoying. You should be ashamed of yourself. White men who think like you are in the psychiatric hospital. Too bad our government don't give a fucking.

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Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Martinez19(m): 11:25am On Feb 01, 2017
analice107:

Oh, I see. Well, like i say all the time, we shall find out when we die.

Death is even closer now than ever before. Islamic agenda is going to explode very soon, now its Nigeria's turn for Islamization. When they come for the kill, they wont ask who is the atheist or the Christian, they'll just kill. When dead comes, whether or whedant, we shall find out.

Dear Martinez, be ready, dead can meet you anytime soon. If you die, make sure your ways are right with God, if you survive, make sure to stand firm in Christ. It is the Christ in us that satan is fighting against, not you as a person.

The day you become an atheist, atheists will leave you alone, the day you become a satanist, satanists will leave you alone, the day you become a muslim, Islam will leave you alone, but keep being a Christian and all of them will come against you.

Be strong, Life beyond here is the real life.
can you help me contact CharlyG1. If you know him, tell him that this is urgent.
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by LordReed(m): 11:41am On Feb 01, 2017
MrPresident1:
I think in my anxiousness to see the coming of Christ, and the establishment of the kingdom of heaven right here on this earth: a kingdom where there is no pain or sorrow, a kingdom of eternal peace, joy and prosperity, where there is no pain and no wickedness, in my anxiousness to see the establishment of this kingdom, I think I mis-judged one or two markers of this great event. But, mark me, they are honest mis-judgments, easily forgiven and easily over-lookable for anyone who has had privileged access to the promises of THE MOST HIGH GOD.

The point is, if you have had the the kind of privileged access as I have had, my misjudgment is so easily over-lookable grin

So easily grin grin...We will all get to understand eventually, Christ the Firstfruits grin wink

Liar! You have no privileged acces! You are as dumb as all the others before you who claimed the so called privileged access. Freaking dirtbag!
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Martinez19(m): 11:55am On Feb 01, 2017
LordReed:


Liar! You have no privileged acces! You are as dumb as all the others before you who claimed the so called privileged access. Freaking dirtbag!
you will agree with me that his personality is the working of a psychological illness.
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by LordReed(m): 2:36pm On Feb 01, 2017
Martinez19:
you will agree with me that his personality is the working of a psychological illness.

My off the cuff guess is self delusional narcissism. The attention seeking is enough to show a narcissistic personality while the lack of any proof of correctness to all he says shows self delusion. I am sure a professional will more accurately diagnose his malaise but that is my guess.
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by petra1(m): 2:45pm On Feb 01, 2017
President1 I sent you a mail . Kindly reply
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 3:28pm On Feb 01, 2017
Martinez19:
my father is not serious. He must have a very low IQ. Any psychologist on this forum would know something is wrong with my father psychologically. Oh my, oh dear what nonsense is this from my father?

My daddy should realize that this is not funny anymore. Such arrogance, delusion and gullibility is annoying. My daddy should be ashamed of himself. White men who think like my father are in the psychiatric hospital. Too bad our government don't give a fucking.

Fixed grin
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 4:40pm On Feb 01, 2017
LordReed:


Liar! You have no privileged acces! You are as dumb as all the others before you who claimed the so called privileged access. Freaking dirtbag!

Olodo grin, when your eyes are opened you will dobale and beg me for forgiveness cheesy

Isaiah 6:10
Make the heart of this people fat, and make their ears heavy, and shut their eyes; lest they see with their eyes, and hear with their ears, and understand with their heart, and convert, and be healed.
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 4:41pm On Feb 01, 2017
Martinez19:
you will agree with me that my daddy's personality is the working of a psychological illness.

cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 4:45pm On Feb 01, 2017
LordReed:


My off the cuff guess is self delusional narcissism. The attention seeking is enough to show a narcissistic personality while the lack of any proof of correctness to all he says shows self delusion. I am sure a professional will more accurately diagnose his malaise but that is my guess.

If I give you Primary 1 stuff and you run mad like this, what of if I give you Primary 2 stuff? You go just blow...hahahaha...Gbau! LordReed don blow...hahaha cheesy

When judgment is in the air, mere mortals see the prophet and the spiritual person as mad wink
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by LordReed(m): 6:18pm On Feb 01, 2017
MrPresident1:


Olodo grin, when your eyes are opened you will dobale and beg me for forgiveness cheesy

Isaiah 6:10
Make the heart of this people fat, and make their ears heavy, and shut their eyes; lest they see with their eyes, and hear with their ears, and understand with their heart, and convert, and be healed.

Delusional narcissist, you will eat sand along with your words.
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by LordReed(m): 6:20pm On Feb 01, 2017
MrPresident1:


If I give you Primary 1 stuff and you run mad like this, what of if I give you Primary 2 stuff? You go just blow...hahahaha...Gbau! LordReed don blow...hahaha cheesy

When judgment is in the air, mere mortals see the prophet and the spiritual person as mad wink

Craze man dey form teacher lol.

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Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by easterwick(m): 6:22pm On Feb 01, 2017
@op you are still wasting your time on this people instead of go and guide ur salvation do you not know everything has be turn around go and study the last verse of daniel about d end time "the wicked shall waxed strong in their wickedness but the righteous shall shine and shine"if the mega pastors,prophets with the spirit of God cannot even know whats curses the great distress in the land "how can a lay men without the spirit of God, who know nothing but speaks anyhow concerning godling thing because of the way of lawlessness
MrPresident1 go and dugg ur house[heart] in LOVE for everybody including ur enemies... For dey cannot know what is happen for life seem normal to them
but wisdom is justified to his children
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Martinez19(m): 6:22pm On Feb 01, 2017
LordReed:


Delusional narcissist, you will eat sand along with your words.
Don't mind him. He doesn't talk like someone that is matured and sensible.

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Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 6:25pm On Feb 01, 2017
LordReed:


Craze man dey form teacher lol.

Zombie.
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by LordReed(m): 6:37pm On Feb 01, 2017
MrPresident1:


Zombie.

Your speech and zombie speech e get difference? lol

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Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 7:18pm On Feb 01, 2017
LordReed:


Your speech and zombie speech e get difference? lol

Only God knows how you will plead on the day you stand face to face with our God and Saviour Jesus Christ.

You do know he is the firstfruits from the dead dont you? wink
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 7:19pm On Feb 01, 2017
Martinez19:
Don't mind my daddy. My daddy doesn't talk like someone that is matured and sensible.

Fixed grin
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Nobody: 8:09pm On Feb 01, 2017
So what' the new date, MrPresident1
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 8:16pm On Feb 01, 2017
SirWere:
So what' the new date, MrPresident1

I am still working on it my kind SirWere, as soon as I have it, I will let you know grin
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Ranchhoddas: 8:19pm On Feb 01, 2017
MrPresident1:


I am still workimg on it my kind SirWere, as soon as I have it, I will let you know grin
What if it turns out to be another January 20th?
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by LordReed(m): 8:27pm On Feb 01, 2017
MrPresident1:


Only God knows how you will plead on the day you stand face to face with our God and Saviour Jesus Christ.

You no go be my lawyer so how e take concern you?

You do know he is the firstfruits from the dead dont you? wink

So how does that help your miserable failures?
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 8:29pm On Feb 01, 2017
Ranchhoddas:
What if it turns out to be another January 20th?

No it will not tey like that, we have passed very critical markers, it will not tey again grin

Any update on your intergalactic airport arrival ish? grin
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 8:30pm On Feb 01, 2017
LordReed:


You no go be my lawyer so how e take concern you?


So how does that help your miserable failures?

Do you know the meaning of 'Christ the firstfruits'? grin
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Ranchhoddas: 8:33pm On Feb 01, 2017
MrPresident1:


No it will not tey like that, we have passed very critical markers, it will not tey again grin

Any update on your intergalactic airport arrival ish? grin
We have closed the intergalactic airport. The expected aliens did not show up.
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 8:37pm On Feb 01, 2017
Ranchhoddas:
We have closed the intergalactic airport. The expected aliens did not show up.

When I was asking you to watch the heavens closely d other day, where were you looking at, the skies? Hahahahohoho you were expecting Jesus from d skies so tey you turn emergency stargazer l'osan gan gan shocked shocked shocked grin

Funny people e'where cheesy cheesy
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Nobody: 8:47pm On Feb 01, 2017
MrPresident1:


I am still working on it my kind SirWere, as soon as I have it, I will let you know grin
grin
What factor was off in your former one?? You sounded very very sure.....
It was almost as though "the heavens" whispered it to you...





Starting to see the problem with religious predictions grin grin
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Nobody: 8:52pm On Feb 01, 2017
MrPresident1:


When I was asking you to watch the heavens closely d other day, where were you looking at, the skies? Hahahahohoho you were expecting Jesus from d skies so tey you turn emergency stargazer l'osan gan gan shocked shocked shocked grin

Funny people e'wherecheesy cheesy

The irony cheesy undecided

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Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 8:56pm On Feb 01, 2017
SirWere:
grin
What factor was off in your former one?? You sounded very very sure.....
It was almost as though "the heavens" whispered it to you...


Starting to see the problem with religious predictions grin grin

Actually Chief SirWere, in my anxiety to see the kimgdom come I misplaced d markers. Actually SirWere, this misplacement is easily forgivable assuming we all have the kind of access I have been so greatly privileged, but definitely some day, in the not too far future, we all will understand, and we will all see that they were only minor misjudgments.

SirWere, are you following the events in heaven? Heaven o easy rara at this moment o
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Nobody: 9:09pm On Feb 01, 2017
MrPresident1:


Actually Chief SirWere, in my anxiety to see the kimgdom come I misplaced d markers. Actually SirWere, this misplacement is easily forgivable assuming we all have the kind of access I have been so greatly privileged, but definitely some day, in the not too far future, we all will understand, and we will all see that they were only minor misjudgments.

SirWere, are you following the events in heaven? Heaven o easy rara at this moment o
See your life undecided. Upon all the shouts and confident chest beating; you were never really sure after all undecided.

If one dude had believed you and sold all his properties now in the hopes of making heaven, he would be probably be in tears right now.


Religion.... May God save us from it angry
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by LordReed(m): 9:12pm On Feb 01, 2017
MrPresident1:


Do you know the meaning of 'Christ the firstfruits'? grin

How does the meaning help your miserable failures?
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 9:17pm On Feb 01, 2017
SirWere:

See your life undecided. Upon all the shouts and confident chest beating; you were never really sure after all undecided.

If one dude had believed you and sold all his properties now in the hopes of making heaven, he would be probably be in tears right now.


Religion.... May God save us from it angry


God watches over His own wink

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