VastFinder:
There is no doubt that the effect of the economic recession in the country has subjected people to complaining and grumbling on the cost of living.

Nigerians are trying their possible best to survive in the midst of all by cutting down cost to complement their means of income. There are some Nigerians you will never want to have anything to do with during this recession.

Here 8 types of people living in Nigeria that could make life miserable for you.

3. Power Holding Company of Nigeria (NEPA)
Never pray to see a police in the morning especially when you are rushing for work. They are good at wasting time and not your safety. They are ready to be your friend once you have an answer to their regular ‘anything for the boys?’

hardwerk:
nigerian girlfriends


brain consists of a witch's leprocious fart
have nothing upstairs
cant contribute to a discussion
hungry like a lion(the can eat mount kenya to gravel level)
confused
stingy with hole they didnt drill
hair smells like poop
pants dirty as a pig
punnani smells like ogiri
want to go shopping all day with money way no be their own(thieves)
thinks every guy should be a shahrukh khan(you must be mad)
clueless
iq under 0.5%
computer literate 0.0000%
body odour100%(una too much)
relationship ispayday for una
can maga a grown man
thinks the world the revolve around their bombom...iranu

michael142:


Big toto keep quiet

pocohantas:

Una insult no dey change...*big toto* *olosho*...nothing else.
Try something else bro.
Maybe your dick is too small like overused eye pencil.

YINKS89:
dis guy said it all...... Nigerian girls of today..... Na real WA for u.... Gifty tboss and Bisola of bbnaija can testify to dat.

michael142:


May your life be cut short

pocohantas:


Nigerian boyfriends: they want you to be as servile as a maid. Do things even their mothers won't do. They want you to wash, cook, clean and f^ck them. Tell them to put a ring on it and they remember all your bad character in a bid to dump you

After f^cking different girls, they'll say they want virgin.
God punish all of una...na packaged undercover oloshos una go marry last last .

fufuNegusi:
Nigeria !! country for the wise

pocohantas:

Hahaha.
Truth is bitter. You can't even take what you give...

mathew2oa:

Shame to all of them those BBNaija gals. Their kitten fit swallow my head, taking prick since when they start growing agbalomo breast

Tenplet:
chai e pain am well well,,,,in mi next life God abeg mek me a man againoo

michael142:


Big toto we go swim put. The thing wide like river oyaya for Ishawuru film

pocohantas:

Pray to be a man that has sense, because, as e be now...you no too get sense.


Forget about my toto o. I fit tighten am, deceive you to marry me. Focus more on your future, hustle hard make woman fit manage your small prick.

YINKS89:
no b mi talk am ooo.

pocohantas:

Tetanus or what's your username. Leave me alone, go advise your brothers.

femi4:
Myndd44

pocohantas:

Pray to be a man that has sense, because, as e be now...you no too get sense.


Forget about my toto o. I fit tighten am, deceive you to marry me. Focus more on your future, hustle hard make woman fit manage your small prick.

pocohantas:


Nigerian boyfriends: they want you to be as servile as a maid. Do things even their mothers won't do. They want you to wash, cook, clean and f^ck them. Tell them to put a ring on it and they remember all your bad character in a bid to dump you

After f^cking different girls, they'll say they want virgin.
God punish all of una...na packaged undercover oloshos una go marry last last .

michael142:


I too like nairaland cause we don't use our real identity. From the way you write men done frustrate your life tire. Without being told, I know say your toto nor dey wet cause them done knack am loose shape. Continue to spread leg for a living oh you hear! Mighty toto

TerrorSquad147:
them don fvck this one life die

mathew2oa:

Does that mean that ur pussy is that wide? Well at least you admit say dey don bleep ur pussy unlike other gals wey they form virgin

michael142:


I too like nairaland cause we don't use our real identity. From the way you write men done frustrate your life tire. Without being told, I know say your toto nor dey wet cause them done knack am loose shape. Continue to spread leg for a living oh you hear! Mighty toto

mathew2oa:

Na me talk am I ready for dem. Their brain too dry, bleach like say 2moorrow no dey. The ones wey dey my area they vex me die. Na how to Bleep and scam maga be their food. Well me I don make up my mind never to marry any DisVirgin gal. I dey very happy say my ManHood never enter any gutter(punna)

pocohantas:

Pray to be a man that has sense, because, as e be now...you no too get sense.

pocohantas:


The three stupid men. All una insult na f^ck, f^ck... that doesn't move me one bit. Use your senses, I need better disses. Come on, you can do better mahn!!!
I hope sense won't pass you guys this year. It's just February...

tensazangetsu20:

This is bullshit. There are way more men than women in Nigeria and besides its only guys who know the games women play and how to make their way around them that actually get the girls. Majority are big time loosers. If you have been dating the wrong guys then you need to change, many desperate men in Nigeria looking for wives and they cannot find.

pocohantas:


The three stupid men. All una insult na f^ck, f^ck... that doesn't move me one bit. Use your senses, I need better disses. Come on, you can do better mahn!!!
I hope sense won't pass you guys this year. It's just February...

michael142:


We know say you nor go sleep well this night. For your mind you go just dey say 'shuuu, so this guy done find out say my toto na sea'

I ready for you this night, I go roast you. Fish toto

TerrorSquad147:
no mind the over-expectant olosho, I go make her life miserable tonight

pocohantas:


The three stupid men. All una insult na f^ck, f^ck... that doesn't move me one bit. Use your senses, I need better disses. Come on, you can do better mahn!!!
I hope sense won't pass you guys this year. It's just February...

pocohantas:

Nigerian boyfriends: they see relationship as a f^ck spree . They claim to love you for you, but when you withhold the punny, their character changes. They become frustrated and are ready to dump you for the next girl.

They will say sex is part of love, they sabi love 5 girls at a time na, their love na division of labour. Then later say they wanna marry virgin. Na thunder go fire all of una, refurbished olosho shall be your portions.

They ask what you are bringing to the table, whereas they bring nothing aside their dicks. How many of you have asked your gf what her GP is? Foolish guys

In a nutshell...the average Nigerian guy with his warped mentality, deserves the kind of girl you just described.

The good guys are hooking good girls. These ones are nagging morning to night. No wonder you guys don't have time to hustle. Woman matter done fry una senses.

pocohantas:

Guy, you no reach!

mathew2oa:

Pls jus admit say ur kitten wide abeg do me dat favour