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Re: A Thread For Catholics by jnrbayano(m): 6:37pm On Mar 01, 2017
TAKE LOTS OF BEER DURING LENT


The Parish Priest of St.Patrick's Church in Bangalore in India gave a simple advise on what to do during 40 days of lent. He said we should take lots of *BEER*.

Now do not let your minds go wondering. This means:

*B-BIBLE-* Read your Bible.This is God's given time to be spiritually enriched with the word of God

*E-EMPATHY-*Feel empathy for the poor and neglected and do something about it.

*E-EUCHARIST-*Go for mass frequently besides Sunday's.If possible everyday.

*R-RECONCILIATION*-This is the best time to reconcile with those we have hurt,not talking, seek forgiveness. Restore our relationship with God and one another.

Have a wonderful and joyful Lent and do not forget your BEER.

GOD BLESS YOU

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Re: A Thread For Catholics by Syncan(m): 10:35pm On Mar 01, 2017
jnrbayano:
TAKE LOTS OF BEER DURING LENT


The Parish Priest of St.Patrick's Church in Bangalore in India gave a simple advise on what to do during 40 days of lent. He said we should take lots of *BEER*.

Now do not let your minds go wondering. This means:

*B-BIBLE-* Read your Bible.This is God's given time to be spiritually enriched with the word of God

*E-EMPATHY-*Feel empathy for the poor and neglected and do something about it.

*E-EUCHARIST-*Go for mass frequently besides Sunday's.If possible everyday.

*R-RECONCILIATION*-This is the best time to reconcile with those we have hurt,not talking, seek forgiveness. Restore our relationship with God and one another.

Have a wonderful and joyful Lent and do not forget your BEER.

GOD BLESS YOU

Nice.

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Re: A Thread For Catholics by mikejegede(m): 10:48pm On Mar 01, 2017
happy ash Wednesday to everyone on here..hope you all went to church 2day,if not,you missed alot..just saying..

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Re: A Thread For Catholics by Rich4god(m): 11:32pm On Mar 01, 2017
Just observing.....

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Re: A Thread For Catholics by Ubenedictus(m): 9:48pm On Mar 04, 2017
Lent don reach oh!

Someone told me some years ago that lent is from the latin word "lento" and it means to break or to bend....
Its 2 meanings tells us our duty during this period, we must break from (detach) everything opposed to God in our lives, every filt, iniquity, sin or offence that robs us of grace. We must wage war against the flesh, the world and satan trusting only in God's grace. Break away from imperfection....

Then we must bend to the only true One as a plants bends to light, seeking God with all our hearts...fasting, praying and giving... yeilding always to his spirit we must now cultivates those virtues that must be part of a spirit led life. We must now be transformed into the very image of Christ.

O! How beautiful the world will be if we are all little Christs.

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Re: A Thread For Catholics by Kamsified: 2:43am On Mar 05, 2017
jnrbayano:
TAKE LOTS OF BEER DURING LENT


The Parish Priest of St.Patrick's Church in Bangalore in India gave a simple advise on what to do during 40 days of lent. He said we should take lots of *BEER*.

Now do not let your minds go wondering. This means:

*B-BIBLE-* Read your Bible.This is God's given time to be spiritually enriched with the word of God

*E-EMPATHY-*Feel empathy for the poor and neglected and do something about it.

*E-EUCHARIST-*Go for mass frequently besides Sunday's.If possible everyday.

*R-RECONCILIATION*-This is the best time to reconcile with those we have hurt,not talking, seek forgiveness. Restore our relationship with God and one another.

Have a wonderful and joyful Lent and do not forget your BEER.

GOD BLESS YOU

Amen o. God bless you too for sharing this piece. Very nice

I was already calling uncle Ubenedictus and Bros Syncan to come and help me find my lost brother grin before I read the rest of the post lipsrsealed

Uben pls disregard my missed calls. As for bros Syncan, his number was switched off so he wouldn't know I called.
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Kamsified: 2:50am On Mar 05, 2017
Rich4god:
Greetings to you all.....


Where is my zing....
My sweet potatoe
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Kamsified: 2:55am On Mar 05, 2017
SalC:
Today is 1st February.....

Somehow it kept ringing in my head that i have a wish to make. smiley

And then i remembered it's the birthday of a rare gem, one whose strength in weakness has been the inspiration of many of us in and outside this thread.

You teach, you preach, you admonish, you encourage, and you live the word for us to emulate.

I can go on and on.....but phew let me restrain myself and make a wish though i still can't find a wish good enough to convey that which i desire for you.

May the Lord always find pleasure in blessing you in a very unique way.
May the Lord treat everything about you with utmost grace and concern.
No matter the level of the storm in the world, i wish you peace and calm.
You will wake up each day beholding a new blessing and a reason to be greatful to God continuously.
You shall grow from strength to strength in spirit and the knowledge and fear of God.
And yes God will continue to put his words in your mouth that you may speak to draw mankind closer to him.

I wish you the very best in life.

[size=30]HAPPY BIRTHDAY SYNCAN AND MANY HAPPY RETURNS!!![/size]

Happy belated birthday Bros.
May the good Lord bless in you in more ways than you can ever imagine.
I join my big sis SalC to wish you the very best in all you do.

Happy belated birthday a million times more
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Kamsified: 3:00am On Mar 05, 2017
SalC:
Kamsified..... Where art thou?

Nnemukwu I'm here. Sorry I've been missing in action.
No vex. I'm trying t9 catch up. So much to cover.
And it's hard for me not to be up to date. I dont want to miss any gist in this house chaa chaa
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Kamsified: 3:18am On Mar 05, 2017
Ubenedictus:
hbd syncan, i thought you fell from heaven, its gud to know u were born.
Syncan:


Na wa, now he thinks am Lucifer(Lk 10:18, Is 14:12) ...What will I not hear from Ubenedictus. Thanks for the birthday wish anyway, God bless you.

Luke 10:18 And He said to them, "I was watching Satan fall from heaven like lightning

You eh? I yaff give up
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Kamsified: 3:47am On Mar 05, 2017
chikk:


Chikk nne I'm loyal
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Kamsified: 3:51am On Mar 05, 2017
Ubenedictus:
See ur head, u don go chop papal blessing abi?

Jealousy

SalC pls me send my brother the link to Delta airline website.
2019 is not far again lipsrsealed
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Kamsified: 3:51am On Mar 05, 2017
Happy new year brethren

May this year be a year of many blessings to remember in our lives. May we serve God this year more than ever before.
May his presence abide with us till the last day of this year and every year of our lives Amen

Shalom
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Kamsified: 3:59am On Mar 05, 2017
Italo happy married life again. God will continue to bless your union till old age. Amen
Re: A Thread For Catholics by italo: 11:52am On Mar 05, 2017
Kamsified:
Italo happy married life again. God will continue to bless your union till old age. Amen


Amen...thanks.

Nice to see you again.
Re: A Thread For Catholics by italo: 11:54am On Mar 05, 2017
lacum:

your welcome sir. I must say i really envy you. I pray i will go one day too with my future wife.


Brothers anyone with info of a good job should please contact me because i really need one. i reside now in Lagos and i hv Bsc in Economics

Amen to your prayers.
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Rich4god(m): 11:59am On Mar 05, 2017
Kamsified:

My sweet potatoe
my heart leaped for joy wen I saw ur quote... tongue grin

Wia have u been....
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Rich4god(m): 12:03pm On Mar 05, 2017
lacum:

your welcome sir. I must say i really envy you. I pray i will go one day too with my future wife.


Brothers anyone with info of a good job should please contact me because i really need one. i reside now in Lagos and i hv Bsc in Economics

If u can find your way to any zenith bank branch in VI, esp the HO.... Try submitting your CV there.... I had they are technically recruiting.
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Kamsified: 3:07pm On Mar 05, 2017
Rich4god:
my heart leaped for joy wen I saw ur quote... tongue grin

Wia have u been....
I'm happy as well

Been good. Just distractions here n there
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Rich4god(m): 4:09pm On Mar 05, 2017
Kamsified:

I'm happy as well

Been good. Just distractions here n there

ok....

Hope the distractions are not coming from other "zing wannabe" lipsrsealed
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Kamsified: 7:43pm On Mar 05, 2017
Rich4god:
ok....

Hope the distractions are not coming from other "zing wannabe" lipsrsealed


Nah. Those ones are no threats to me.
I have enough hot water on fire
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Rich4god(m): 7:58pm On Mar 05, 2017
Kamsified:



Nah. Those ones are no threats to me.
good.....

Welcm back.... And I hope you won't disappear again...
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Kamsified: 8:10pm On Mar 05, 2017
Rich4god:
good.....

Welcm back.... And I hope you won't disappear again...

Eiyaa honey i have bo plan to do so
How's work?
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Rich4god(m): 9:25pm On Mar 05, 2017
Kamsified:


Eiyaa honey i have bo plan to do so
How's work?
Let me believe with faith.


Wrk is fine.... We thank God....
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Kamsified: 7:10am On Mar 06, 2017
Blessed is the one who does not walk in step with the wicked
or stand in the way that sinners take or sit in the company of mockers,
but whose delight is in the law of the Lord,and who meditates on his law day and night.
That person is like a tree planted by streams of water,which yields its fruit in season and whose leaf does not wither—
whatever they do prospers.
Not so the wicked!
They are like chaff that the wind blows away.
Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgment,nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

For the Lord watches over the way of the righteous,but the way of the wicked leads to destruction.

Psalm 1:1-6

My prayer this morning is that as we March out today, may we put God's word first in all we do. And even when we make mistakes, may we quickly realize our error(s) and make amends.
I pray that God will give each of us the grace to live the life he expects of us daily as catholics and may we be true ambassadors of Christ wherever we find ourselves no matter the fleshly "rewards" of doing otherwise
And may the blessings of following his commands be our portion all the days of our lives. For these I pray through Christ our Lord. Amen

Good morning brethren. Have a grace filled day

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Re: A Thread For Catholics by Kamsified: 7:19am On Mar 06, 2017
Rich4god:

Let me believe with faith.


Wrk is fine.... We thank God....


Good morning sunshine

Oya start leaving for work so u won't be late inugo? In d spirit of lent, I didn't make any breakfast tongue
Re: A Thread For Catholics by lacum: 8:20am On Mar 06, 2017
Rich4god:


If u can find your way to any zenith bank branch in VI, esp the HO.... Try submitting your CV there.... I had they are technically recruiting.
thanks brother
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Syncan(m): 7:00pm On Mar 06, 2017
You have been an inspiration to many, even more to those you've never met. Your motherly care and concern has given not a few persons a sense of fraternity here. Though you may have given us up for Lent, we'll still remember and celebrate you today. I say Happy birthday SalC, Ada Zion. May the presence of our Lord never depart from you, amen.

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Re: A Thread For Catholics by Syncan(m): 7:05pm On Mar 06, 2017
Kamsified:
Blessed is the one who does not walk in step with the wicked
or stand in the way that sinners take or sit in the company of mockers,
but whose delight is in the law of the Lord,and who meditates on his law day and night.
That person is like a tree planted by streams of water,which yields its fruit in season and whose leaf does not wither—
whatever they do prospers.
Not so the wicked!
They are like chaff that the wind blows away.
Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgment,nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

For the Lord watches over the way of the righteous,but the way of the wicked leads to destruction.

Psalm 1:1-6

My prayer this morning is that as we March out today, may we put God's word first in all we do. And even when we make mistakes, may we quickly realize our error(s) and make amends.
I pray that God will give each of us the grace to live the life he expects of us daily as catholics and may we be true ambassadors of Christ wherever we find ourselves no matter the fleshly "rewards" of doing otherwise
And may the blessings of following his commands be our portion all the days of our lives. For these I pray through Christ our Lord. Amen

Good morning brethren. Have a grace filled day


Amen Amen, welcome Ada nne.

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Re: A Thread For Catholics by Rich4god(m): 8:47pm On Mar 06, 2017
Kamsified:


Good morning sunshine

Oya start leaving for work so u won't be late inugo? In d spirit of lent, I didn't make any breakfast tongue
lol....

Now that am bck, hope i will get my dinner.... Abi u don disappear again.

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Re: A Thread For Catholics by Rich4god(m): 8:51pm On Mar 06, 2017
Syncan:
You have been an inspiration to many, even more to those you've never met. Your motherly care and concern has given not a few persons a sense of fraternity here. Though you may have given us up for Lent, we'll still remember and celebrate you today. I say Happy birthday SalC, Ada Zion. May the presence of our Lord never depart from you, amen.
wow.... How come I didn't see this....


My zing, oya come o.... Come and make the "best of cake" for my mumsy.....



Happy birthday salc........


Wishing you more and more blessings upon your life....

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Re: A Thread For Catholics by Kamsified: 5:11am On Mar 07, 2017
Rich4god:
lol....

Now that am bck, hope i will get my dinner.... Abi u don disappear again.

I got a cup of orange juice for you sweetheart. Na your diner be that.
I'm giving up kitchen/cooking for lent tongue

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