Bumbae1:

She single Af
Extremely pretty .. me i be 2% na she be 98%

Beauty is in d eye of d beholder


Na u o be d 99.9%

david22uu:

Help me talk to her bike
But wait o, are u married @oyind18

You want marry maid of honor? I'm not game dear.


Let me choose babe for you. Whywhyogun is looking for long koboko.

david22uu:


Ahhh, my Lordship
I was on my own so bored as I manage close early from work
I put post to see if I can help my lonely life
She gave me high hopes and finally friend zoned me
She also blocked all prospective friends also...
I think she has to be charged for friendzoning

I object ...
Its the devil

Bumbae1:

She single Af
Extremely pretty .. me i be 2% na she be 98%

Lies, who go see that backyard come for pancake you must gree

david22uu:

Beauty is in d eye of d beholder


Na u o be d 99.9%

U sure say u no need glasses

KennyID17:


Evidences point to d fact that u are guilty

Lol u suppose dey my side

Oyind18:
You want marry maid of honor? I'm not game dear.


Let me choose babe for you. Whywhyogun is looking for long koboko.

Pls do
My energy now zero lol

Bumbae1:

Pls do
My energy now zero lol

Go and eat iyawo Dave

KennyID17:
Lefulefu, Bumbae1 has been accused of d hideous crime called Friend-zoning, what your take on the matter? Ur elderly Wisdom is needed hia

i don come back
hmmm ok...u remember when dem talk for bible that with faith u can move mountains and bridges .in op's case let him keep hoping and praying and overall let him have faith.if he has faith anything possible will happen. with that faith the friend zone is gonna switch to love zone..the zone of jack and rose in the titanic
Can u say a big amen to that
Anyway na im mate one babe friend zone for instagram for 3 yrs after which the babe eventually marry am .abi u no read dat thread?


that brother had faith mehn .

Oyind18:
Go and eat iyawo Dave

his my brother

Bumbae1:

Lol u suppose dey my side

Sorry babe , I am a strict follower of d bro code, am behind d friend-zoned nigga, unfriend-zone d guy biko

Bumbae1:

his my brother

Did I Just get brother zoned... This is her serious o...

Okay... I will ddrop my number for 5 mins

oyind18 i and bumbae1 chat me up

Bumbae1:

his my brother

Sorry Dave, you are now in a zone

david22uu:


Did I Just get brother zoned... This is her serious o...

Okay... I will ddrop my number for 5 mins

oyind18 i and bumbae1 chat me 2

Una no go kill with laugh

I enjoy it when you folks down here engage in a civil and playful interaction


Though I am still surprise




I read through the whole pages

lefulefu:

i don come back
hmmm ok...u remember when dem talk for bible that with faith u can move mountains and bridges .in op's case let him keep hoping and praying and overall let him have faith.if he has faith anything possible will happen. with that faith the friend zone is gonna switch to love zone..the zone of jack and rose in the titanic
Can u say a big amen to that
Anyway na im mate one babe friend zone for instagram for 3 yrs after which the babe eventually marry am .abi u no read dat thread?


that brother had faith mehn .

Lefulefu as usual this ur response is both epic and hilarious .

Bia op, Awa elder have said it all, all u need is faith, and u would move mountains (Bumbae1's heart). I go dey pray for u

Oyind18:
Una no go kill with laugh

about u that maid zoned me nko

lefulefu:

i don come back
hmmm ok...u remember when dem talk for bible that with faith u can move mountains and bridges .in op's case let him keep hoping and praying and overall let him have faith.if he has faith anything possible will happen. with that faith the friend zone is gonna switch to love zone..the zone of jack and rose in the titanic
Can u say a big amen to that
Anyway na im mate one babe friend zone for instagram for 3 yrs after which the babe eventually marry am .abi u no read dat thread?


that brother had faith mehn .

Awwwww.. Sweet love

Oyind18:
Sorry Dave, you are now in a zone

When u tot he still had Hope with being friend-zoned, Bumbae1 knack am d final nail on d coffin broda-zone

KennyID17:


Lefulefu as usual this ur response is both epic and hilarious .

Bia op, Awa elder have said it all, all u need is faith, and u would move mountains (Bumbae1's heart). I go dey pray for u

u sure say dis guy go even get d faith and patience wey dat other paddy get wey wait on a babe for three yrs ?

lefulefu:

u sure say dis guy go even get d faith and patience wey dat other paddy get wey wait on a babe for three yrs ?

he believes that the patient bone no go see bone chop

Lmfao

This Bumbae sef

Bumbae1:

his my brother

Don't give up Brother Dave

I want to see your pre-wedding pictures in 2 years time.

KennyID17:


When u tot he still had Hope with being friend-zoned, Bumbae1 knack am d final nail on d coffin broda-zone

she no get joy

lefulefu:

u sure say dis guy go even get d faith and patience wey dat other paddy get wey wait on a babe for three yrs ?

My broda 3whole years, 3x365days

KennyID17:


My broda 3whole years, 3x365days

yes ooo.d nigga was dat patient

david22uu:


he believes that the patient bone no go see bone chop

but u believe dat the patient dog go chop meat join im bone abi?

lefulefu:

yes ooo.d nigga was dat patient

Typical Nigerian, patience and long suffering

Oyind18:
she no get joy

Na so all of Una b

Prove that u are different by replacing Bumbae1 and epping OP's condition

mrmrmister:
Lmfao
This Bumbae sef


Don't give up Brother Dave
I want to see your pre-wedding pictures in 2 years time.

lol
2 years time far for my eyes oh make u just say December biko.

mrmrmister:
Lmfao

This Bumbae sef



Don't give up Brother Dave

I want to see your pre-wedding pictures in 2 years time.

Bumbae1:

Bumbae gooood morning
How was d night and what's good today

Bumbae1:
Lol crazy guy
Make i free una

your DP though! ogbo na feli feli!!!!