jazzyjazz:
Mama's I'm at a job interview o. Abeg make Una pray make I get the work.

the job is yours already..

@Giddyperson,nairaland no gree me quote u oh!Ehen,back to d matter,na u n who get 3wks ?Tnk God 2nd scan gave me 6th april as edd n lmp 13th,so anytin fit happen dat first wk since I don d get signs !

Gud morning mothers, please I've been purging since morning n passing out water for like 6 times,mothers wat can i take to stop it because its making me get weak n my stomach makes noise, pls help a sista ,I'm 13 weeks plus.

BellaElla:


Raise am well o. We haff tey in the business

I believe you .

jazzyjazz:
Mama's I'm at a job interview o. Abeg make Una pray make I get the work.

Mommy Ilan, the job is yours already.

Pweetiebabe:
Am so grateful lord for your gift of love, in other news today is my womb escape day, thank awesome ruler for the early birthday gift....

March mamas abeg dash me a birthday mate now.

Happy birthday to you cappo. May the favor of the Lord always be with you and may his blessings overshadow you in Jesus name, Amen. March mamas, oya ooo, my cappo needs a birthday mate.

Giddyperson:

I may be interested in number 2 but I need to hear it first

Ok. I ll send u a pm

Ennywealth09:
Gud morning mothers, please I've been purging since morning n passing out water for like 6 times,mothers wat can i take to stop it because its making me get weak n my stomach makes noise, pls help a sista ,I'm 13 weeks plus.

Ndo. By passing out water, do u mean watery stool? because of d weakness, and considering ur pregnancy is still early, I ll advice u go to d hospital now. its well.

@jazzyjazz, may God favour u today and grant u d job. amen

forzarush:
I hope you do dear, break a leg! But pls tell me more about this employment for a preggy mama.

Thanks ma'am but I'm not pregnant. I don born since January

Pweetiebabe:
Am so grateful lord for your gift of love, in other news today is my womb escape day, thank awesome ruler for the early birthday gift....

March mamas abeg dash me a birthday mate now.

Happy birthday cappo. God bless you.

Sansa143:
@Giddyperson,nairaland no gree me quote u oh!Ehen,back to d matter,na u n who get 3wks ?Tnk God 2nd scan gave me 6th april as edd n lmp 13th,so anytin fit happen dat first wk since I don d get signs !

There's exactly 20 days left from today until your real due date, all these fake EDDs you and your sonographer are sharing would not work #EDDmatesforlife

realdentist:
welcome back ma, hope u no go disappear again o. Cc Nicoleswizzi

lol.no ma by Gods grace. tnx 4 d tym u stood wit us n congratulations on d birth of ur lo.Gods blessings always

jazzyjazz:
Mama's I'm at a job interview o. Abeg make Una pray make I get the work.

It is already urs in Jesus name amen

nicoleswizzi:
UPDATE FOR TEAM MARCH

Bimsusy...March 31 Team X X

Bolaalimat.... March 30 Team xx

Callola.... Ported to January

Chrisdada16.... Its a baby girl!!

Eminent91.... March 6 Team XX

Kataleya...double blessings...ported to February 26.with 2 baby boys!

Firstpregnancy.... Its a baby girl!

Mummychimaobi1.... March 29 Team surprise

nicoleswizzi.... March 31 Team XX/now April mama.

Nkediche.... March ? Team X?

Odunma....its a baby girl!

Olamitie.... Its a baby girl! /BS settled

Onaswu.,.... its a baby boy!

Realdentist....ported to February....its a boy!

Splendy90.... Ported to February

Sunbestie... Its a baby boy!!

Ummhalimah.... Its a baby girl!!/BS settled.

Yesitsme..... It is a baby girl/ported to February

Freshness babies....march 27 team?(Baby refuse 2 open leg)

Mum's joy ........its a baby girl!

Simply glow ........its a baby boy!/BS settled.

Diamond02....march 9 team?

Voucher........its a baby boy!!

Mamas moved from team February...
Tinutunde
Atinuketuna1
Ijelex
Marimaar
Joyurpreh


Congrats to mama odunma on the birth of ur princess.... I know vigilante is really keeping our march mamas that have offloaded busy....I pray God gives u all d grace to continue its not easy but plz let's try and drop our BS...to encourage odas..d mnth will soon be over and almost all d march mamas have birthed dre lo thank God...
Mamas who are yet to give birth plz stop by and tell us u are fine ooo and getting ready too....march mamas for easypeasy delivery....

That was d last update for d latest march mama that offloaded..welcome back...kept asking for u...thank God u are back..now I can face my April well well

tnx dear. u leave us go April? tor it's well God will mk it easy 4us all

Aunthy Natal I don't want to go I just wanna lay in my bed

Giddyperson:
Aunthy Natal I don't want to go I just wanna lay in my bed

Stand up joor,but how comes urs is on sat?I still get strength na why I dey even go 4 dat dere bloody antenatal if not,make I catch myself!So u no wan d induce again dis one wey u don d claim Eddmates 4 life ,wehdone ma!U sha want us to reach dat 40wks!

Sansa143:
I don start to d get cramps oh,but Notin crious sha!Guess is a reminder dat I have just a wk or 2 to go!Lo abeg is time to turn oh !

u don dey use dose powerful n sweet style them wan evict LO abi? Jay don dey vex lol. kpele dear. God na ur muscles.

Ennywealth09:
Gud morning mothers, please I've been purging since morning n passing out water for like 6 times,mothers wat can i take to stop it because its making me get weak n my stomach makes noise, pls help a sista ,I'm 13 weeks plus.

Please go to the hospital quickly and keep drinking water abeg.

Meanwhile if you have kafura at home, drop a little in a bottle of water, like a quarter of the flat cube and drink slowly.
If you have ulcers, make it one -eight sef..

Don't rush it cos it might cause heart burn or constipation.

Good luck Jazzyjazz.

Ahnie for your swollen legs, please raise them up whenever you can.
Use pillows to support it when sleeping a short stool when seated.
And check your bp please.

Someone asked how delivery with a tight hooha is.
It's almost the same....
The pelvis is what needs to stretch not the hooha, the problem comes when the vagina refuses to stretch to accommodate baby's head that has passed the pelvis already.
That is not to say women with loose hooha don't get cut too.

Fret not, our body was made for this. Every single thing that makes you a woman was specifically made for pregnancy, child bearing and motherhood.

Doing the do regularly helps your hooha stay flexible and the sperm also helps to soften the cervix or so, to enable easy effacement.

pls help ! my baby is finding it had to pupu . She strains and make a aerrghh sound every now and then .

jazzyjazz:

Thanks ma'am but I'm not pregnant. I don born since January

oops,my bad

firstpregnancy:
pls help ! my baby is finding it had to pupu . She strains and make a aerrghh sound every now and then .

How old is the baby?
Is she ebf or taking formula.?

Sansa143:
Stand up joor,but how comes urs is on sat?I still get strength na why I dey even go 4 dat dere bloody antenatal if not,make I catch myself!So u no wan d induce again dis one wey u don d claim Eddmates 4 life ,wehdone ma!U sha want us to reach dat 40wks!

Cuz I work during the week I guess, Abi cuz I registered on a Sat. Nah I'm no longer tired of being pregnant, I want my MIL to come first, I don't know how to bath baby. we are waiting until 13th

jazzyjazz:
Mama's I'm at a job interview o. Abeg make Una pray make I get the work.

congrats in advance

Arihodo:
u don dey use dose powerful n sweet style them wan evict LO abi? Jay don dey vex lol. kpele dear. God na ur muscles.

,he neva c anytin b dat!Him tenure don dey come to an end,i just wan help him ministry !

We gave crayons to the children here and asked them "What do you call Mummy?". So they created this lovely sign. And the kids said that their Mummies were 10/10 in their eyes! So from Today all through Tuesday, please take 10% off our entire catalogue. Happy Mother's Day.

(Shout out to the Mums and parents who also speak their language to their kids! Can you identify which language each one is?)

Giddyperson:

Cuz I work during the week I guess, Abi cuz I registered on a Sat. Nah I'm no longer tired of being pregnant, I want my MIL to come first, I don't know how to bath baby. we are waiting until 13th

,JJC !So u no sabi bath baby n u d shout induce!Beta wait oh,make MIL come teach u !

Thanks so much mama's. The interview went very well and they said they will get back to me on Wednesday. I'm keeping my fingers crossed.

Sansa143:
,JJC !So u no sabi bath baby n u d shout induce!Beta wait oh,make MIL come teach u !

Lol I'm done with my check up, I'm holding my CS estimated bill and thinking 'this baby has to frigging come out from my vjayjay'. Even the VD sef is still expensive, is it not me doing all the pushing. . They said baby's weight is 3.6kg, hmmm time to start eating vegetable.