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So hilarious

dah annoying moment when she serves u rice without meat or fish.... and u ask what are we using to eat it and she said spoon....





as if i no knw say na spoon i go use chop am b4

tchidi:
Lol

Bwahahahahaahhaahahaha ROTFL

lol

Ondo mum will go market to buy meat
Ondo mum: how much is this meat
Meat seller : 3500
Mum : 1800
Meat seller: pay money
Mum : 1500
Meat seller : Ha! Oda e sanwo
Mum: the meat is not fleshy enough sef. I go pay 800
:
They can price for Africa

Our mums are d best... Long live mothers

...

Nigeria mum will tell you dat thing you are going to buy is #120, God help you if you dont hold #250, you will come back empty

Lol

yourexcellency:
1. When she says “Get my kini” and believes with all confidence that she gave birth to a mind reader

2. When you say “mommy, I’m Sorry” and she replies “Sorry for yourself”

3. When you ask her where you should drop something and she says : “drop it on my head now.”

4. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

5. When you say: “mummy, I have malaria” and she replied: “why wont you have malaria when you have been pressing phone since morning”

6. When you say: “I came 2nd in my class” and she replies: “soo the person that came first has two heads, abi?”

7. When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.

8. When you’re watching TV with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel

9. If when you tell her you are going to friends place and she be like: when last did they come here to play with you?

10. When your mum asks you if the food is enough and you reply no and she says go and drink water

11. When she tells you if I hear ‘Peem or phim’, you will hear ‘ween’.

12. When she touches hot pot comfortably without a napkin

13. When with one look she tells you, you will get the beating of your life when you get home

14. When you say: my wedding will be baaaaaaaaaaad and she replies: God forbid. Your wedding will not be bad in Jesus name

15. When she tells you: ‘I didn’t kill my mother, so you cannot or will not kill me’

16. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse…

17. When you ask her to help you with your home work and she advised: go and meet your brother. You then say, so you don’t even know it and she replies: (it is your father’s family members that are dullards)

18. When you ask her to refund the money you lend her and she tells you “all the food you’ve been eating at home nko?”

19. If she is more accurate with her slippers than Robin Hood is, with arrows.

lol funny enough I do some of these things I don't know why and how I learnt it even though I am not a mother yer

mom....

babyfaceafrica:
it is ladies generally..I once followed a lady to market at isale-eko....I regretted my action we spent four hours just to buy shoes

Ehhhhh 4 hours kwa!!!

Kudos to all the African mother's

VickyRotex:


Ehhhhh 4 hours kwa!!!

pricing now..I just weak

when mum reduces the volume of the TV just to smell the food on fire




that's epic

AgbenuAnna:
lol funny enough I do some of these things I don't know why and how I learnt it even though I am not a mother yer

Nigeria mum in the making

VickyRotex:
Mummy will go to Market and price 5000 meat, for 1,500

Awee just be crying

I can relate with this.

seriously laffing

yourexcellency:
1. When she says “Get my kini” and believes with all confidence that she gave birth to a mind reader

2. When you say “mommy, I’m Sorry” and she replies “Sorry for yourself”

3. When you ask her where you should drop something and she says : “drop it on my head now.”

4. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

5. When you say: “mummy, I have malaria” and she replied: “why wont you have malaria when you have been pressing phone since morning”

6. When you say: “I came 2nd in my class” and she replies: “soo the person that came first has two heads, abi?”

7. When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.

8. When you’re watching TV with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel

9. If when you tell her you are going to friends place and she be like: when last did they come here to play with you?

10. When your mum asks you if the food is enough and you reply no and she says go and drink water

11. When she tells you if I hear ‘Peem or phim’, you will hear ‘ween’.

12. When she touches hot pot comfortably without a napkin

13. When with one look she tells you, you will get the beating of your life when you get home

14. When you say: my wedding will be baaaaaaaaaaad and she replies: God forbid. Your wedding will not be bad in Jesus name

15. When she tells you: ‘I didn’t kill my mother, so you cannot or will not kill me’

16. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse…

17. When you ask her to help you with your home work and she advised: go and meet your brother. You then say, so you don’t even know it and she replies: (it is your father’s family members that are dullards)

18. When you ask her to refund the money you lend her and she tells you “all the food you’ve been eating at home nko?”

19. If she is more accurate with her slippers than Robin Hood is, with arrows.

That #8 is just on point with my mum.

When you see ur mum tastes soup and u stretch ur palm requesting to also have a taste only for her to dip the spoon inside the hot soup and press the it on ur palm..... #sebinayouwantaste

Me: my phone don get virus
Mum: why won't it hav virus wen u will b adding people u dnt knw on fb.
Me:

Nigerian mum and jerry curls!

me: mama I wan folo u go market

mum: oya go an wear your slippers


*seconds later* me be like

When she says, "drive me to d market, I just want to buy pepper, we won't stay long at all, only for us to spend 6hrs and she still says, I couldn't get everything I want".

Mummy: How much is this meat? Meat seller: #3500 Mummy: #800 nko? Me: haha mummy Mummy: haha enu e, shey wo lo ma sanwo (Are you the one that will pay).

Me: Mum I want to wee wee

Mum: Haa(opening her mouth) Come and wee wee inside my mouth.

Ahmed0336:
Pesin wey invent twitter go begin wonder if na for Nigerians him invent d tin for

But the guy is enjoying the traffic flow whether Naija or not. sometimes you dont invent for a particular thing or people, you just do it knowing that one day a particular set of people or things is going to fall mugu for your invention and your success starts from their.
Mugu to me in this instance is "abnormal sale and use of a particular thing".

Like seriously, our mothers are actually incomparable.
I was @ a clinic yesterday and from the hall way I could hear the crying and moaning of a woman @ labour mehn I was taken aback @ d same tym my love for my mother grew beyond bounds

Last night to go and watch uefa match in our neighbourhood mom was like
Are u with ur phone, hold it well o
Shey u have smalm change with u
Come back b4 9 o (meanwhile match de start 7 45 and end at least 9 45
Carry handkerxhief o
Look at the road b4 u cross o u know its night

I just love that woman abeg
Salute to all naija momsies