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Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by sikan(m): 2:37pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
like if u agree 7 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by nello111: 2:43pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
*Me talking my 5 yr old bro* Me: ojuju calaba will catch you o. Mom: nobody is ojuju in this house in jesus name. Amen. Me: *laughing* i am just joking na Mom: instead of you to say amen you are shouting at me. You need to go for deliverance. 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by Gemc3(f): 2:57pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
VickyRotex: Hahaha. And she go buy am 1500 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by Burgerlomo: 3:14pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
TeflonBlixx: |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by VickyRotex(f): 3:15pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
Gemc3: I dey tell you. They will be like "Oya ewa mu" 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by chyckxx(m): 3:26pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
alignacademy:. We all do. |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by Realhommie(m): 3:30pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
TeflonBlixx:OMG, that was me in primary 6 especially... I can never forget one of such incidence.. |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by kuuljay(m): 3:33pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
VickyRotex:and when the seller says " madam bring money" she be like" you no go take 1450? I follow my mum to the market once and vowed never again 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by kuuljay(m): 3:37pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
Most Nigerian mums have mastered that slap in the centre of the back,geez!!! When that slap lands you struggle to cry but your voice wouldn't just come out 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by donsiqua(m): 3:41pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
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Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by Gemc3(f): 3:48pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
VickyRotex:Haahahaaaa 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by avicky(f): 4:25pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
TeflonBlixx:And food too. Their punishment does not involve food. |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by swagifted(m): 4:32pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
OP i see you are still using 2go,abeg how dat place be... |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by VickyRotex(f): 4:48pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
kuuljay: That's so my mum! That's when awee now say, "Ahhhh Mummy!" She will be like, "Do we look like CBN" 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by Rukkydelta(f): 5:19pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
VickyRotex:Lol I love them o 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by sekem: 6:10pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
AgbenuAnna: It's your female programming at work It is inbuilt As time goes on, it will only continue to manifest more and more 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by karleone(m): 7:02pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
Love you Mum |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by queenitee(f): 7:05pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
Going to school Me:Mum I will miss you Mum;you will not miss me in Jesus name. Going out. Me;I'm not coming back home Mum:you will come back home in Jesus name..Ani declare positive things with your mouth. Me:Mummy, see I cannot go out with you Mum;if I am your mother,if I give birth to you,don't follow me Me:Mum,haha you are local Mum; you are referring to your father's mother 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by phranq(m): 7:13pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
EXCUSEme2:U hv not met my mum. U go off for her wahala but I love her like dat sotey anytime she no complain Wen I call her I no go feel alright. |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by phranq(m): 7:17pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
VickyRotex:When I was a kid, one day I went to market with my mum and D next tin she told me was "nnah remind me to buy dat ua cane for u". D tin still weak me till today 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by phranq(m): 7:21pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
yourexcellency: 17&19 don off me. |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by MzMay(f): 7:33pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
Mathematical:Lwkmd |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by Mathematical(f): 8:04pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
MzMay: |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by montezz(f): 8:41pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
Me: Hello ma Mummy: Pele omo mi Me: ekaale ma Mummy: kaale omo mi....omo owa...omo ekun...omo this and that. Pele. Bawo ni? Awon aburo e n KO? Awon ore e nko? Awon lecturers e ati family won nko? Awon ara adugbo e n ko? Me:fine ma(rolls eyeballs) Mum: Kilo se e? Se o ti loogun. Wale KO wa ri baba Habib KO ko oogun fun e o Me:mo wa alright ma Mum: pele oko mi. A kuku da fun ehn...ooni shirin...Olorun a ma so e. Aye e o ni baje. Ooni gbeegun eleegun. Cuts in Me: amin ma Mum: maa wa careful o. Something happened yesterday at a friend's cousin's brother-inlaw's younger sister's area. They used one girl for money ritual. Joo ma KO ore Kore o. Aye ti le Gan o Me:yes ma Mum:Pele dear. Shey KO si too fi npe lale yii? Woo iya mulika ati egbon daddy wa sibi lana won beere e. Won ni ka maa ki e. Me: OK ma Me: mummy I called to ask you about...............(your credit has been exhausted and your call terminated). Me: flash mum Ring ring... Me: Hello daddy Mum: emi ni o. Ki lo fe so leekan yen? Me: ehm ehm 5 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by EXCUSEme2: 8:57pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
phranq: Hahaha. Na so..... |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by Nobody: 9:13pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
ednut1:All I know is that all Nigerian Mothers are related. They raise kids the same way. |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by ioreth69(f): 9:17pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
Mathematical: |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by tylesh(f): 9:22pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
yourexcellency:Lwkmd! |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by tylesh(f): 9:25pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
montezz:I tear laff 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by AgbenuAnna(f): 11:29pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
femi4:Tor since it's natural no need to fight it |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by NarnieSnyper(m): 11:47pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
Moms though; I remember the day I burnt the white rice I was cooking, my mom screamed at me that I always burn any food I cook and I know I am not responsible for the buying of gas. One day she left the soup on fire and it burnt black, I now asked if she was gonna scold herself for burning the soup, she replied "I was dancing to Chinyere Udoma in my room and the volume of the music distracted me. Besides, It's my money I used to purchase the gas". I was like WTF! Nigerian Moms are never wrong. Shout out to you Ma. Your son right here loves you toVenus and Jupiter Kisses 3 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by uniqueogo(f): 7:14pm On Apr 21, 2017 |
babyfaceafrica: her mother taught her well |
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