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Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by luscioustrish(f): 9:33pm On May 25, 2017
brownsugars:

Lols grin. Pls do...give me hope cheesy


grin we're in the same one loaf of bread category my sister

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Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by ftmum: 9:44pm On May 25, 2017
Adorable mothers.

I'm a new mum, gave birth 4 days ago.

I greet everyone and my baby says hello too.

So please welcome me.

Please a very very very very urgent one.

Please what can I do to make my n*ipple come out , I mean out oooo....... So that my baby can grab something.

If I put the n*ipple in his mouth, it just slip off and he start to cry. My breast is really heavy and today I tried to express it in a cup, it came out.

So I'm not talking about breast milk now. I'm talking about how to make the n*ipple big and pointed like mist mothers.

Please my senior and experienced mothers help me. I beg you all in God's name.

THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS ISSUE DONT BYPASS IT.

THANKS. HELP A FIRST TIME MAMA.
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by zaynie(f): 9:56pm On May 25, 2017
maureensylvia:
STOP BEING A SILENT PARTICIPANT DURING SEX.....

I wonder how some men cope with ladies who do not moan and scream during sex.
Let's be frank and sincere, is it a sin for a Christian to have a ringing tone while having sex to show how much they're enjoying their spouse

How can Oga be banging you and you will not be making any sounds at all?
Kilode?

Sex that has no moans, is that one sex?
Some even referred to it as ringing tones.
There are some things that don't need to be taught and moaning during sex is one of them.

You don't need to be taught that you have to moan or voice out your ringing tone while being screwed.

But unfortunately, some ladies are so boring, so archaic and so religious that no matter how hard oga bang their wet spot and no matter how sweet the sex is, they will rather suppress the confession instead of letting out the irresistible moans.
Please try and moan while he is sexing you like mofedaku!!

Moaning makes his erection to last longer.
Moaning gives him a sense of confidence.
Moaning tells him that your body and soul are into the show.

Moaning makes him to hit you harder.
In fact, the louder the moans, the sweeter the wet spot to him.
Don't just lie there as a dead body.
Be part of the sex.

Moaning energises him.
Some ladies are so annoying that while they are being laid, they will be so absent minded to the extent that oga will be wondering whether he is sexing a human or a dead body.

Some will just spread their wet spot while the oga is sweating himself out hitting the wet spot.

That is so bad.
It kills the passion.
It makes the man feel he is forcing you to have sex with him.
It makes a sex that should last for 50mins to last for 15mins.
Please moan!
Baby moan out loud!
It does not matter what you are moaning about, just make sure you are screaming and making some romantic sounds.
It could be:
''arrrg, mmmm,
oh my God,
chai baby,
chimoooo,
baby injure me,
baby labam,
lasiem ike,
scatter it,
please baby don't cum now,
oh baby,
hit me hard,
do me harder,
it's all yours,
tear it,
baby wound me,
ouch, ouch!
You're bitting my nipples ooooooo!!
And sometimes, start crying out of excess sweetness of the sex.

Also remember to suck his ear lobes as you both are glued to each other.

If you have never sucked his inner ear lobes during sex, then you are missing out.
Wet his ears with your deep licking. It tickles him and sends him out of this world.
Make sure you don't miss out on the nipples ooooooo!!

You will even enjoy it.
Try it tonight.
And please don't forget to moan .
My Moaning can wake a dead person....


Choi!

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Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by zaynie(f): 9:58pm On May 25, 2017
ftmum:
Adorable mothers.

I'm a new mum, gave birth 4 days ago.

I greet everyone and my baby says hello too.

So please welcome me.

Please a very very very very urgent one.

Please what can I do to make my n*ipple come out , I mean out oooo....... So that my baby can grab something.

If I put the n*ipple in his mouth, it just slip off and he start to cry. My breast is really heavy and today I tried to express it in a cup, it came out.

So I'm not talking about breast milk now. I'm talking about how to make the n*ipple big and pointed like mist mothers.

Please my senior and experienced mothers help me. I beg you all in God's name.

THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS ISSUE DONT BYPASS IT.

THANKS. HELP A FIRST TIME MAMA.

Is the nips out a little or totally inverted?
If it's the normal nips but not just out, with time and enough sucking from your lo it should come out.
Make sure you support him otherwise your arms so that his mouth and stay on the nips
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by ftmum: 10:02pm On May 25, 2017
zaynie:


Is the nips out a little or totally inverted?
If it's the normal nips but not just out, with time and enough sucking from your lo it should come out.
Make sure you support him otherwise your arms so that his mouth and stay on the nips

Thanks mummy Zaynie.....the nipple is out a little. ......

Okay ma

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Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by babythug(f): 10:27pm On May 25, 2017
AlphaHandMaiden:



See negotiations oh!
These mamas aint joking at all! grin

My dear that's the way oh!!!!
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by chychy4us: 10:30pm On May 25, 2017
babythug:


Good evening ma!

I have three handsome boys sure one would make you. Perfect son in lawsmiley

We are nice people, can speak plenty English and we know how to spend in pounds and dollars!
This fine geh must be my daughter in law please l!!!!!
Do consider us please

Chai grin this my baby is in trouble oh, cool down mama, so u get 3 soldiers for house. No wahala, just keep grooming them cos my daughter has high taste oh.
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Akorkor(f): 10:30pm On May 25, 2017
@ftmum, as mama zaynie adviced, the tip will come out. Just be patient and make sure you hold the baby up in your arms when he's sucking.

You are welcome to the club!!!

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Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by babythug(f): 10:31pm On May 25, 2017
zaynie:




Keep it up.... angry angry angry

grin grin grin

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Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by chychy4us: 10:32pm On May 25, 2017
Prettyhurts:


Your baby is cuteeeeee, chewable. Awwwwn, see chubby baibby.

Thanks mama cheesy

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Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Akorkor(f): 10:33pm On May 25, 2017
maureensylvia:
STOP BEING A SILENT PARTICIPANT DURING SEX.....


You will even enjoy it.
Try it tonight.
And please don't forget to moan .
My Moaning can wake a dead person....

Chei!!!! This kind sexiology class this nite. I fear you ohh!!! Let me run out of here

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Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by babythug(f): 10:37pm On May 25, 2017
chychy4us:


Chai grin this my baby is in trouble oh, cool down mama, so u get 3 soldiers for house. No wahala, just keep grooming them cos my daughter has high taste oh.

Oh my inlaw still awake? You should have a cup of tea to relax wink

How's Princess baby thug? See as this new name just blends well....

We can meet all princess's taste both high and otherwise....

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Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by babythug(f): 10:54pm On May 25, 2017
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Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by jaysmama(f): 10:58pm On May 25, 2017
chychy4us:
Side eyes at those trying to lose weight tongue. Una weldon oh.

Abeg mamas teething don start, apart from teething ring abi teether, what else can I do, the chewing of fingers no be small thing oh, a times she gets frustrated biting them.
E don tey wey I drop, so I don't know what's up, cos I learnt teething powder is a no no.

Attached is my princess chewing her fingers.
My baby is busy chewing away too. This ya baby girl mara mma biko .
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by chychy4us: 10:58pm On May 25, 2017
babythug:


Oh my inlaw still awake? You should have a cup of tea to relax wink

How's Princess baby thug? See as this new name just blends well....

We can meet all princess's taste bit high and otherwise....

Lol, this mama eeh, hmm u are giving me the inlaw treatment already @ a cup of tea

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Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by chychy4us: 11:03pm On May 25, 2017
jaysmama:

My baby is busy chewing away too. This ya baby girl mara mma biko .

Nne Daalu. Hmm this teething is a serious something oh
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by chychy4us: 11:07pm On May 25, 2017
This sexology is a serious one, all these mamas are still awake, I hope u re not blaming our Los for the night vigil oh.

As for the sex part, if I moan too much dh will cum fast fast, so it's better I lay low while he is nacking.

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Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by jazzyjazz: 11:17pm On May 25, 2017
chychy4us:
This sexology is a serious one, all these mamas are still awake, I hope u re not blaming our Los for the night vigil oh.

As for the sex part, if I moan too much dh will cum fast fast, so it's better I lay low while he is nacking.


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by chychy4us: 11:25pm On May 25, 2017
jazzyjazz:



cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
grin grin na so oh
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by gwng: 8:12am On May 26, 2017
gwng:
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Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Giddyperson: 8:53am On May 26, 2017
olamitie:
no problem but isn't even available on the site again.
Hi how did the breast pump turn out
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Giddyperson: 8:54am On May 26, 2017
gwng:



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Regular Price: 30,000
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Buy yours while promo lasts!
We have heard, now you are just spamming

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Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Nobody: 8:54am On May 26, 2017
maureensylvia:
STOP BEING A SILENT PARTICIPANT DURING SEX.....

I wonder how some men cope with ladies who do not moan and scream during sex.
Let's be frank and sincere, is it a sin for a Christian to have a ringing tone while having sex to show how much they're enjoying their spouse

How can Oga be banging you and you will not be making any sounds at all?
Kilode?

Sex that has no moans, is that one sex?
Some even referred to it as ringing tones.
There are some things that don't need to be taught and moaning during sex is one of them.

You don't need to be taught that you have to moan or voice out your ringing tone while being screwed.

But unfortunately, some ladies are so boring, so archaic and so religious that no matter how hard oga bang their wet spot and no matter how sweet the sex is, they will rather suppress the confession instead of letting out the irresistible moans.
Please try and moan while he is sexing you like mofedaku!!

Moaning makes his erection to last longer.
Moaning gives him a sense of confidence.
Moaning tells him that your body and soul are into the show.

Moaning makes him to hit you harder.
In fact, the louder the moans, the sweeter the wet spot to him.
Don't just lie there as a dead body.
Be part of the sex.

Moaning energises him.
Some ladies are so annoying that while they are being laid, they will be so absent minded to the extent that oga will be wondering whether he is sexing a human or a dead body.

Some will just spread their wet spot while the oga is sweating himself out hitting the wet spot.

That is so bad.
It kills the passion.
It makes the man feel he is forcing you to have sex with him.
It makes a sex that should last for 50mins to last for 15mins.
Please moan!
Baby moan out loud!
It does not matter what you are moaning about, just make sure you are screaming and making some romantic sounds.
It could be:
''arrrg, mmmm,
oh my God,
chai baby,
chimoooo,
baby injure me,
baby labam,
lasiem ike,
scatter it,
please baby don't cum now,
oh baby,
hit me hard,
do me harder,
it's all yours,
tear it,
baby wound me,
ouch, ouch!
You're bitting my nipples ooooooo!!
And sometimes, start crying out of excess sweetness of the sex.

Also remember to suck his ear lobes as you both are glued to each other.

If you have never sucked his inner ear lobes during sex, then you are missing out.
Wet his ears with your deep licking. It tickles him and sends him out of this world.
Make sure you don't miss out on the nipples ooooooo!!

You will even enjoy it.
Try it tonight.
And please don't forget to moan .
My Moaning can wake a dead person....

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Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by TFeminist(f): 9:04am On May 26, 2017
Abi?
sugah:


Usually: under normal conditions, generally.

Maybe you meant sometimes?
And in case you haven't noticed, this is a newborn thread......

Are you a medical practitioner? What hospital do you work with?

lemme know which hospital to start avoiding
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by feddy27: 10:37am On May 26, 2017
faari:
august secret became my kitchen success story oo. Lol
Just ordered d more versatile ones.
Tbx.

Good to know dear!

All the best

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Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by hunniesuzie: 10:52am On May 26, 2017
I've been trying not to be the one cheesy cheesy cheesy

Giddyperson:

We have heard, now you are just spamming

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Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by enque(f): 11:31am On May 26, 2017
ftmum:
Adorable mothers.

I'm a new mum, gave birth 4 days ago.

I greet everyone and my baby says hello too.

So please welcome me.

Please a very very very very urgent one.

Please what can I do to make my n*ipple come out , I mean out oooo....... So that my baby can grab something.

If I put the n*ipple in his mouth, it just slip off and he start to cry. My breast is really heavy and today I tried to express it in a cup, it came out.

So I'm not talking about breast milk now. I'm talking about how to make the n*ipple big and pointed like mist mothers.

Please my senior and experienced mothers help me. I beg you all in God's name.

THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS ISSUE DONT BYPASS IT.

THANKS. HELP A FIRST TIME MAMA.

Someone here once said that if u use a manual pump, it will pull out your nipp.les.
You can try that and lets know if it works
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by talltosyne: 11:41am On May 26, 2017
Maureensylvia, I swear, u nail am wella. My ringtone to be here.

Back to wetin carry me come.

I seems not to understand my cycle anymore. Its a 27 days cycle, which means ovulation is expected around day 12 -13. Now I notice am always having egg white cervical mucus about a week to my period date. Checked some article online dis morning saying am more fertile during this period.

Sabi mama's Abel shook mouth.

Zaynie
Soonest
Alphamaidenhand
?

Where is our nurse kaffy4bill
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by enque(f): 11:57am On May 26, 2017
talltosyne:
Maureensylvia, I swear, u nail am wella. My ringtone to be here.

Back to wetin carry me come.

I seems not to understand my cycle anymore. Its a 27 days cycle, which means ovulation is expected around day 12 -13. Now I notice am always having egg white cervical mucus about a week to my period date. Checked some article online dis morning saying am more fertile during this period.

Sabi mama's Abel shook mouth.

Zaynie
Soonest
Alphamaidenhand
?

Where is our nurse kaffy4bill

is it 27 days constant or it varies monthly?
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by enque(f): 12:00pm On May 26, 2017
Hello Mama, how's everyone doing?

Biko na english language confusion carry me come here.... My ppl say who ask question no de miss road grin

Please o, what's the difference between Mashed food and Pureed food

cc Feddy27 helovesme Zaynie Sugah Alphahandmaiden


@Jazzyjazz, how do you make your tombrown for your LO to drink?? mix with water and daz'all?
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by talltosyne: 12:06pm On May 26, 2017
enque:


is it 27 days constant or it varies monthly?

Constant
Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by jazzyjazz: 12:33pm On May 26, 2017
enque:
Hello Mama, how's everyone doing?

Biko na english language confusion carry me come here.... My ppl say who ask question no de miss road grin

Please o, what's the difference between Mashed food and Pureed food

cc Feddy27 helovesme Zaynie Sugah Alphahandmaiden


@Jazzyjazz, how do you make your tombrown for your LO to drink?? mix with water and daz'all?

I think mashed food is one you use spoon to break down while pureed food is the one you blend

For the Tom Brown, mix it like you mix pap, put your hot water and stir like you would stir pap. Then cook on the fire For a few mins
Or
You can mix like you mix pap, Add small water, then put on the fire and let it cook to the consistency that you like

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