Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,152,947 members, 7,817,786 topics. Date: Saturday, 04 May 2024 at 07:34 PM

Reason Why You Have A Small Joystick - Romance - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / Reason Why You Have A Small Joystick (3207 Views)

Ladies Complaining About Guys With Small Joystick Read / I Tested Her With A Small Slap Before Our Wedding And She Called It Off - Man / Angela Nwosu Slam Ladies Who Complain About Men With Small Joystick (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

Reason Why You Have A Small Joystick by EDonHappen: 8:41pm On May 26, 2017
Have you ever wondered what is the cause of your small penis? I was browsing on the net checking up the average sizes of the male organ and all I’ve found out the average length is like 5.5 - 6.5 inches and that's probably not even bone pressed.

I began to wonder what actually determines natural penis size? What is it that causes some people to be blessed and others to be burned? I also wonder if there is anything that could be done in puberty to make sure that the penis has a good size when all the natural growing is done.

This world has no place for people with penis’s under 6 inches. We all know that women want a size that is at least average so why should anybody have to suffer through being under average?

Look Naija decided to help you answer all the above questions below:

1. Penis size is determined by genetics:

You inherited your penis size from your parent. So at the moment of conception the die was cast. Yet there are factors in your diet and environment that can affect the final outcome.

We can think of your DNA as a blueprint. In this blueprint are the specs for your penis size. During critical growth periods in your life, your body grew your penis to the specs that are encoded in your DNA. Once the goal (specified by your DNA blueprint) was reached, growth stopped.

2. Drug intake during pregnancy by your mum:

Other than genetics, It’s my personal belief that the mother's diet (while she’s pregnant) plays a big role. Certain drugs that the mother may take during the pregnancy may cause micro-penis. I know drugs that prevent miscarriages have been known to cause micro-penis.

3. Mother's diet during pregnancy:

I don't know how true is this but according to research, Women who eat chicken while pregnant give birth to boys with smaller joysticks, due to the effects of the chemical phthalate which is found in chicken flesh. so ladies take not if you want your child to have a nice lenghty penis.

I also read somewhere that being deprived of sleep at puberty stage can also cause a man to have a small penis.

Read more http://www.looknaija.com/2017/05/reason-why-you-have-small-penis/

lalasticlala

Re: Reason Why You Have A Small Joystick by FieryJustice(m): 8:44pm On May 26, 2017
well my joystick measures 7.8 inches, so no cause for alarm. grin
Re: Reason Why You Have A Small Joystick by ekensi01: 8:52pm On May 26, 2017
FieryJustice:
well my joystick measures 7.8 inches, so no cause for alarm. grin
Waytin you use measure am?

1 Like

Re: Reason Why You Have A Small Joystick by FieryJustice(m): 8:56pm On May 26, 2017
ekensi01:
Waytin you use measure am?
tailor tape cheesy

1 Like

Re: Reason Why You Have A Small Joystick by alatbaba1(m): 8:56pm On May 26, 2017
d nigga above me .. i c u ...
Re: Reason Why You Have A Small Joystick by temitope277(m): 8:58pm On May 26, 2017
my own is 1 ft
Re: Reason Why You Have A Small Joystick by Nobody: 9:00pm On May 26, 2017
interesting grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Reason Why You Have A Small Joystick by dingbang(m): 9:03pm On May 26, 2017
So we wey get tiny prick..that means we no go born pikin with big prick again...



Oya I dey go marry woman with big bress grin
Re: Reason Why You Have A Small Joystick by divinehand2003(m): 9:16pm On May 26, 2017
Even those that have 8 to 10 inches long díck, if it's too large, women will run away. If you don't know how to use it, then it's a waste.

Besides, if Aki and Pawpaw can get married and have kids notwithstanding their díck size, I don't see any reason why any man should worry their head over the size of their manhood.

3 Likes

Re: Reason Why You Have A Small Joystick by Nobody: 9:18pm On May 26, 2017
temitope277:
my own is 1 ft

Keep misleading

Soon now person go write my own na 6ft

In addy RIP

1 Like

Re: Reason Why You Have A Small Joystick by ekensi01: 9:25pm On May 26, 2017
FieryJustice:

tailor tape cheesy
na when e charge or wen e d sleep u been do am?

1 Like

Re: Reason Why You Have A Small Joystick by FieryJustice(m): 9:27pm On May 26, 2017
ekensi01:
na when e charge or wen e d sleep u been do am?

wen e charge na
Re: Reason Why You Have A Small Joystick by Nobody: 9:32pm On May 26, 2017
If you get dick wey measure 8.2 inches for length and 5.5inches for girth, come know how to use am...chai! Guy ladies would even pay your bills and bugg u every fucking time!


Just have the above features and know ur way around a woman's waist...you'll be feared by men, respected by any woman, wanted by anything with a vagina in between their legs. This is from experience!
Re: Reason Why You Have A Small Joystick by temitope277(m): 9:33pm On May 26, 2017
tizHoodBoyY:

Keep misleading
Soon now person go write my own na 6ft
In addy RIP
u think say na joke? Abi make i show you?
Re: Reason Why You Have A Small Joystick by Ned4delux(m): 9:41pm On May 26, 2017
[color=#006600][/color]
divinehand2003:
Even those that have 8 to 10 inches long díck, if it's too large, women will run away. If you don't know how to use it, then it's a waste.

Besides, if Aki and Pawpaw can get married and have kids notwithstanding their díck size, I don't see any reason why any man should worry their head over the size of their manhood.

U just said what's on my mind. Joystick no matter the size, that can not last long is a waste when it comes to sexually​ satisfying your partner. I think one should even bother their head on how to last long with their patner during sex than the size.

1 Like

Re: Reason Why You Have A Small Joystick by ekensi01: 9:58pm On May 26, 2017
FieryJustice:

wen e charge na
morning or sex charge? grin
Re: Reason Why You Have A Small Joystick by futurerex: 10:01pm On May 26, 2017
Sure?
Re: Reason Why You Have A Small Joystick by FieryJustice(m): 10:08pm On May 26, 2017
ekensi01:
morning or sex charge? grin
oga u dey write editorial for vanguard?? see as u dey quiz me

1 Like 1 Share

Re: Reason Why You Have A Small Joystick by McBrooklyn(m): 10:13pm On May 26, 2017
grin
Re: Reason Why You Have A Small Joystick by ekensi01: 10:14pm On May 26, 2017
FieryJustice:


oga u dey write editorial for vanguard??
see as u dey quiz me
Guy come down as a learner i need to know every hit of it.

That tape way you carry get 7inch how e be?

I the measure the get 3fit for my. undecided
Re: Reason Why You Have A Small Joystick by Preca(f): 10:45pm On May 26, 2017
FieryJustice:

oga u dey write editorial for vanguard?? see as u dey quiz me
hahahaha....me gaan sef dey observe the quiz
Re: Reason Why You Have A Small Joystick by matthew41(m): 10:58pm On May 26, 2017
my d**k is 7.1 inches sha
Re: Reason Why You Have A Small Joystick by OgahBohz: 11:06pm On May 26, 2017
my dic is just 2 inches wen on cold mode,
but wen on discharge mode na like 6ndhalf inches, and wen on craizy mode.. I.e wen on fire lyk hell, na lyk 7 and half inch..

d above statistics was taken by my very naughty ex g.f ...


for me o... ur dic size no mara na ur ability to last long... manipulate.. and multitask during sex DT mataz....

I.e squeezing banging, eartalking, spanking , speeding all AT THE SAME TIME.

1 Like

Re: Reason Why You Have A Small Joystick by Withambition(m): 12:02am On May 27, 2017
Re: Reason Why You Have A Small Joystick by Nobody: 12:47am On May 27, 2017
temitope277:
u think say na joke? Abi make i show you?

Show me or ahdonblivit
Re: Reason Why You Have A Small Joystick by kilojoDesigns: 5:15am On May 27, 2017
Ned4delux:
[color=#006600][/color]

U just said what's on my mind. Joystick no matter the size, that can not last long is a waste when it comes to sexually​ satisfying your partner. I think one should even bother their head on how to last long with their patner during sex than the size.

Sounds like something people on the smaller side would say

1 Like

Re: Reason Why You Have A Small Joystick by Ned4delux(m): 6:07am On Jun 01, 2017
[color=#990000][/color]
kilojoDesigns:


Sounds like something people on the smaller side would say

Not at all. The active size I mean fully hard measures about 6inches. But do u know that if u are able to work on a lady with lots of pre-intimacy, discover the magic spots, spend good time on them to arouse ur partner fully, before you move over to down below, take time to locate the " tubelike " Gee-Spot which u can use ur third finger to find(which any size of dick can make contact with depending on the sex style used if u know what you are doing) . Sexually satisfying a lady isn't really about dick size and four minutes sex action. Understanding the body chemistry of ur partner and multi tasking will make one last and achieve maximum satisfaction. A very big dick can be grossly misused and a very small dick can do wonders if used well.
Re: Reason Why You Have A Small Joystick by Ginaz(f): 8:02am On Jun 01, 2017
Let me shut my mouth lipsrsealed

(1) (Reply)

Short Romantic Story : The Molested (18+) Episode 1 / Cheating Wife Bursted / 8 Signs Your Partner Wants You For Your Body (not Your Heart)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 34
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.