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Do You Know Why Sex Is Measured In Rounds???? by lightblazingnow(m): 11:35am On Jun 03, 2017
Yes, most of you claim to know how to have good sexual performances with your wife and the wayward ones with multiple partners, but hasn't found why sex is measured in rounds.... Everything have a form of Measurement.



Measurement is the assignment of a number to a characteristic of an object or event, which can be compared with other objects or events.

The scope and application of a measurement is dependent on the context and discipline. In the natural sciences and engineering, measurements do not apply to nominal properties of objects or events, which is consistent with the guidelines of the International vocabulary of metrology published by the International Bureau of Weights and Measures.

However, in other fields such as statistics as well as the social and behavioral sciences, measurements can have multiple levels, which would include nominal, ordinal, interval, and ratio scales.




But, then when it comes to sex it is measured in rounds. Because you are actually turned round and round until you clamax, sometimes the female gets there first and then the male follow... This should quickly tell that you were involved in spiritual activities which only reaches the end when your white blood is extracted out your bones, the more rounds you go, the more you should be ready to sacrifice white blood to the spirits...... Most people are initiated into the kingdom of marine spirits and you see yourself having sex in your dreams, and by the time you wake up you will find yourself wet all by yourself....


It wasn't​ just the wet, the main ingredients have been collected in the spirit to give birth to marine spirits which in turn will be sent into the world to initiate more people into the kingdom of lovers of pleasure more than the lovers of God Almighty.... I am not saying sex is evil, but you should realise that the love of sex is the root of all evil sexual arousing materials... And pleasures which is destroying marriages and relationships breakers.... Which if not delivered will be tormented until you are free from such wicked kingdom...



No wonder Spirit is measured in rounds " I will overturn, overturn, overturn, it: and it shall be no more, until he come whose right it is; and I will give it him". You are taking round the realms to visit the receivers your desires before you clamax and back again to yourself exhausted and needing refills to regain energy lost..... This is the major reason the wise God Almighty who created and instituted sex instructed it should be between the man and his wife





" And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof, And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

"And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.

" Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.




And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.

They were both naked and were not ashamed because they are one bones and flesh... Each time you have sex with any woman you are actually distributing your ribs around without conceiving a bone and flesh, most times you conceive and abort them out with no mercy for the unborn children.... If you were aborted how would you have become who you are today.....?


" Drink waters out of your own cistern, and running waters out of your own well.

Why Let your fountains be dispersed abroad, and rivers of waters in the streets Let them be only your own, and not strangers' with you.

Let your fountain be blessed: and rejoice with the wife of your youth.

Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy you at all times; and be you ravished always with her love.

And why would you, my son, be ravished with a strange woman, and embrace the bosom of a stranger? For the ways of man are before the eyes of the LORD, and he pondered all his goings.

His own iniquities shall take the wicked himself, and he shall be holden with the cords of his sins. He shall die without instruction; and in the greatness of his folly he shall go astray.




Do you think it is free world, I can do whatever I like and nobody will hold me responsible for my wrongs.... Keep up, one day you are going to die without notice and in the height of your foolishness you will go astray and will never return again to the right path...

For the wise one, when ever you are having sex with your wife always ensure you enjoy it, and don't also forget that you are on a trip to the land of bones and flesh which will eventually clamax when the fountain of white blood is released..... that means when a bone and flesh is born.





Wether it was conceived naturally or it never manifested you should be sure you sowed seed into the invisible hole of no end

A vagina is like an architectural vestibule, in the sense that it’s sort of a “door before you get to the door”. And like a vestibule, it has two openings. One to the outside (the part you see if you squat over a mirror), and one to the inside (your cervix, which opens onto your uterus).

Therefore, the correct number of openings for any “normal” vagina is two. One interior, one exterior.

It goes on like life goes on.....

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Re: Do You Know Why Sex Is Measured In Rounds???? by Daniel2289(m): 11:38am On Jun 03, 2017
Your post long sha.

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Re: Do You Know Why Sex Is Measured In Rounds???? by samyfreshsmooth(m): 11:41am On Jun 03, 2017
Toooooooooo loooooooong undecided

besides.......

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Re: Do You Know Why Sex Is Measured In Rounds???? by ezteem(m): 11:45am On Jun 03, 2017
Didn't bother to read..... thanks for the great thread. Hope you didn't write all that by yourself .

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Re: Do You Know Why Sex Is Measured In Rounds???? by Papadoh(m): 12:01pm On Jun 03, 2017
Shuo u no get job, how did u find the time to write all this jargons about sex rounds? Anyway i'm not reading all that because it's too long not to mention boring as f*ck. #aintnobodygottimeforthat

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Re: Do You Know Why Sex Is Measured In Rounds???? by MostBanned: 12:22pm On Jun 03, 2017
Must Everybody create a thread undecided



OP

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Re: Do You Know Why Sex Is Measured In Rounds???? by lightblazingnow(m): 2:07pm On Jun 03, 2017
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Re: Do You Know Why Sex Is Measured In Rounds???? by IdeyFindWife: 2:18pm On Jun 03, 2017
johnbull-OP, wen we say make una go school yhu nor go hia, ehn? Ridiculous Wikipedia essay just to say the obvious and you still didn't get it? Are you sure you've not missed your calling in life to be a Korean-Telemundo-Series script-writer undecided?!

Ok, make I whisper am for you before dem beat you for not submitting ur assignment: Sexx is measured in rounds because the preek looks like a sausage and the Vjay ends up looking like a ..... (oyah, repeat after me...!)...

PS
show ur teacher the diagram below...your 10/10 is guaranteed! grin

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