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Why Were You Late To Church Today? by kingJoya(m): 8:51am On Oct 15, 2017
The First service today commenced by 6am and ended by 8:30. By 7:45 - 8am members were still trooping in for the church service. So I began to wonder what makes them late or is it the spirit of lateness, African time ,etc.
So I'm asking, why were you late to church today?
Re: Why Were You Late To Church Today? by gentle136(m): 8:58am On Oct 15, 2017
confirm naija guy go tell u say na nepa light to press dem cloth cause am.


Sometimes even lead to absent in church for dat sunday.

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Re: Why Were You Late To Church Today? by castrol180(m): 9:08am On Oct 15, 2017
I don't even attend today and since sometimes ago. But I can't really say why. Maybe because I don't want to give out my little dough to the ones with so much, not to be like pouring water with a bowl from well into a large ocean. Or not to be like an ant feeding an elephant...

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Re: Why Were You Late To Church Today? by BreezyCB(m): 9:08am On Oct 15, 2017
When you notice that you gave out your transport money out as offering

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Re: Why Were You Late To Church Today? by Spylord48: 9:08am On Oct 15, 2017
Because I was for that I Will use and pay my tithe.

Re: Why Were You Late To Church Today? by Apina(m): 9:09am On Oct 15, 2017
No cogent reason undecided
Re: Why Were You Late To Church Today? by deriksneh(m): 9:09am On Oct 15, 2017
POS POWER OF SLEEP

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Re: Why Were You Late To Church Today? by SWORD419(m): 9:09am On Oct 15, 2017
my vaseline finish

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Re: Why Were You Late To Church Today? by MhizzAJ(f): 9:10am On Oct 15, 2017
No light plus no new dress to wear to church today

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Re: Why Were You Late To Church Today? by Articul8(m): 9:10am On Oct 15, 2017
Had a flat tyre.and i was already dressed on my way. Needed to fix it with my tie like dt. Got to church sweating
Re: Why Were You Late To Church Today? by nairavsdollars(f): 9:10am On Oct 15, 2017
I wasn't late today. Service starts 8am. But I arrived 10 minutes past 8.
Re: Why Were You Late To Church Today? by Jamiubond009(m): 9:10am On Oct 15, 2017
Tired of the brainwashing. Religion is man made and the avatars i.e Jesus and Mohammed were nothing but mere mortals whose sole aim was the advancement of their own selfish agendas.For me to access a hypothetically superior being, I have to go through Jesus?Rubbish.God is not a Hindu, Christian, Muslim or Buddhist. The burning Bush, walking on water, transfiguration, ten commandments are nothing but bullshit stories told people of low IQ.#freethesheeple

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Re: Why Were You Late To Church Today? by iamnicer: 9:10am On Oct 15, 2017
Over slept

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Re: Why Were You Late To Church Today? by xreal: 9:11am On Oct 15, 2017
I don't know what really happened today.

Woke up this morning.... everyone had one reason or the other not to go to church.

My neighbours also are all home.

So strange. grin
Loud sermons are roaring from everyone's TV.

I can hear. Emmanuel TV, Reedem and Living faith.

I just stick to BaySTAR.

Very strange.

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Re: Why Were You Late To Church Today? by bobnatlo(m): 9:11am On Oct 15, 2017
Hmm!!
Never reach the Church sefoo!!

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Re: Why Were You Late To Church Today? by ROZZAYY(f): 9:12am On Oct 15, 2017
at least they even tried by going to church people like us who didnt go nko
Re: Why Were You Late To Church Today? by oyetunder(m): 9:12am On Oct 15, 2017
who told you i was late?
Re: Why Were You Late To Church Today? by talk2percy(m): 9:12am On Oct 15, 2017
Why would u be so early to patronize another man's biz??

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Re: Why Were You Late To Church Today? by kay29000(m): 9:12am On Oct 15, 2017
I was late to church cos I couldn't find my belt...the one I use on Sundays.
Re: Why Were You Late To Church Today? by jbreezy: 9:13am On Oct 15, 2017
Ad to iron my shoes and polish my suits
Re: Why Were You Late To Church Today? by VickyRotex(f): 9:14am On Oct 15, 2017
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Re: Why Were You Late To Church Today? by Lucascruiz(m): 9:14am On Oct 15, 2017
I was late cos I ws partying on arsenal and chelsea loss...my friends couldnt sleep last night
Re: Why Were You Late To Church Today? by TikaBodi(f): 9:14am On Oct 15, 2017
Because I dey chat grin
Re: Why Were You Late To Church Today? by Kentura(m): 9:15am On Oct 15, 2017
Because I'm tired of church..

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Re: Why Were You Late To Church Today? by Amosjaj(m): 9:18am On Oct 15, 2017
I like going late for no reason


Remember what the Bible said, :thou shall not judge

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Re: Why Were You Late To Church Today? by Uyi168: 9:19am On Oct 15, 2017
from the comments here,hell fire go too full that day o

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Re: Why Were You Late To Church Today? by BlueLORD: 9:20am On Oct 15, 2017
my church is super boring!
Re: Why Were You Late To Church Today? by Offpoint: 9:23am On Oct 15, 2017
Cause for unknown reasons to me... sleep becomes sweeter on every Sunday morning and my body becomes weaker. Devil is liar

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Re: Why Were You Late To Church Today? by anitapreeti(f): 9:25am On Oct 15, 2017
BlueLORD:
my church is super boring!

Change church

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Re: Why Were You Late To Church Today? by Nobody: 9:25am On Oct 15, 2017
MhizzAJ:
No light plus no new dress to wear to church today


you grab a new dress every week?
Re: Why Were You Late To Church Today? by gentle136(m): 9:25am On Oct 15, 2017
BreezyCB:
Me no go church today coz


Nepa no gv us light

grin grin grin
one of dem sighted cheesycheesycheesy

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