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Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by Gofwane(m): 11:02am On Oct 31, 2017
SmellingAnus:
I believe am... E dey possible say OP fit don sacrifice person o... tongue
hahaha grin grin that's impossible! I've seen a lot of things in this life but it never got to the point where human life was involved.
Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by Oyindidi(f): 11:04am On Oct 31, 2017
SmellingAnus:
yes o... my heart even skip... those guys for just lose their dick.s for nothing
That's the devil for you, I fear this op sha
Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by SmellingAnus(m): 11:08am On Oct 31, 2017
Oyindidi:
That's the devil for you, I fear this op sha
hahahahhhah hopefully Op don change... cry
Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by SmellingAnus(m): 11:10am On Oct 31, 2017
Gofwane:
hahaha grin grin that's impossible! I've seen a lot of things in this life but it never got to the point where human life was involved.
hahahhahhahaha ok o cry
Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by Oyindidi(f): 11:10am On Oct 31, 2017
SmellingAnus:
hahahahhhah hopefully Op don change... cry
I still dey fear the guygrin
Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by SmellingAnus(m): 11:15am On Oct 31, 2017
Oyindidi:
I still dey fear the guygrin
So if him be your fiance now and na like one week to your wedding , him come tell you these stories... Wetin you go do... grin
Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by Oyindidi(f): 11:17am On Oct 31, 2017
SmellingAnus:
So if him be your fiance now and na like one week to your wedding , him come tell you these stories... Wetin you go do... grin
God knows I won't marry the guy. I'm serious, I can't marry someone that visit/trust in such
Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by SmellingAnus(m): 11:21am On Oct 31, 2017
Oyindidi:
God knows I won't marry the guy. I'm serious, I can't marry someone that visit/trust in such
hahahhahha you see why some guys dey hide their true identity... Even gays dey hide marry woman then starve their wives of sex... grin
Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by Oyindidi(f): 11:24am On Oct 31, 2017
SmellingAnus:
hahahhahha you see why some guys dey hide their true identity... Even gays dey hide marry woman then starve their wives of sex... grin
That's different case. Those babalawo spirit fit dey follow the person. grin
Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by Oyindidi(f): 11:31am On Oct 31, 2017
Gofwane:
Cont'd.....

Baba still repeated the process but with Henry's name and lo and behold the leaves..................................................







































Seperated! Henry who was sitting down all this while and looking keenly at what was going on suddenly jump to his feet and begin to smile cheesy
Me and my friend were like embarassed embarassed but baba was just smiling, confidence was visibly on his face.

Baba: do you know why this things was not caught, because the owner of the phone's name is also Henry!
I swear to God, I've known this my friend for more than 5 years but i never knew his name was also Henry (that's why i didn't mention his name at the beginning of the story but kept referring to him as my 'FRIEND') I only know him as Arinze.

Me: shocked Arinze, is it through that your English name is also Henry??

Arinze: yes, it is true. Henry is my baptism name.

Baba: (looking at me angrily) do you think i came here to play

Me: I'm very sorry baba.

At this point, Henry just sat down on the ground again

Baba: so Henry, what is your tribal name?

Henry: my tribal name is Chidi

And so baba repeated the process but using the name Chidi but the leaves refused to seperated. I was like cheesy cheesy

Baba: Gofwane, are you sure that you are using your whole strength to pull the leaves?

Me: (struggling to reply because honestly, i was using my whole strength to pull it) yes sir

Baba: maybe you are just a weakling. Henry, stand up and help Gofwane to pull the leaves apart.

Henry joined me and together against baba, we tried to pull the leaves apart but for where... the thing refused to seperate but instead, we pulled baba from his sitting position till he stood up. For where, it was like we are attempting to pull a ten story duplex

Baba: Arinze, oya come and help me to pull it so that two of them will be against the two of us.

Arinze joined baba to pull the leaves against me and Henry, but we were unable to seperate the leaves. Instead, Arinze let out a loud mess (fart) grin and his palm slippers cut

Baba then instructed us to keep trying while he commanded the the leaves to be separated

Baba: if it was Chidi that stole the phone, the leaves should be separated

Immediately the leaves separated to the extent that me and Chidi fell on the ground while baba and Arinze hit their backs against the tent behind them

Baba: (to Chidi) should we try it again??

We all looked at Chidi and saw him crying!!

Baba: Chidi, I've told you earlier that this is not a place you can come and lie and go without getting caught. It is a pity that a fine young boy like you is going to become a mad man in the next two days

On hearing that, Chidi knelt down on his knee crying out very loudly

Chidi: please sir, save me. I don't want to become a mad person

Baba: but you are the one that swore with your own mouth and even your parent's grave and now the demons have left this place to your house and wait for two days.

Me and Arinze were like shocked shocked shocked shocked while Chidi lay down flat on the ground holding baba's legs and crying

Chidi: please sir, call them back. Call the demons back

Baba: but you are the one that send them out not me

Chidi: (screaming at the top of his voice) please come back. Please i command you to come back

Baba: (shaking his head) it is already too late to do that.

On hearing that, Chidi began rolling on the ground and shouting 'mumy yeh, mumy yeh) I quickly knelt down on my knee and join Chidi in begging because i was beginning to feel guilty and scared for Chidi's life, since i was the one that brought them there. Arinze too joined us to start begging

Arinze: please baba, help us and save him. He is still our friend, an only child and an orphan

Baba: Chidi, your friends are truly your friends for them to join you in begging. The only thing that can save this situation is to get their phone back

Chidi: they use password to lock the phone so I could not sell it and i gave it to my cousin to help me to go and flash the phone.

Baba: yes i know you gave it to your cousin maxwell and maxwell is trying to run away with it to ABU zaria were he is schooling. So if you know what is good for you better run to......... (don't want to name the place for obvious reasons) motor park and wait for him there because he is on his way.

On hearing that, Chidi zoomed off without warning. Baba then told us to go home and wait for him. All through that night, i couldn't sleep because of fear of what will happen to Chidi if he doesn't meet maxwell.

Early the next morning before 6am, I left home to go and find out if he got the phone back. On getting there, i met Arinze and Chidi talking and laughing. Arinze was trying to copy the way Chidi was begging baba yesterday. Immediately, i knew he was able to get the phone back.

Chidi try to kneel down and thank me for helping him to beg baba but i stopped him

................... THE END.............................

I swear to God this was how it happened, no addition or subtraction.

Please nairalanders, stop asking me to hook you up with baba because i have already vowed that nothing is ever going to make me go back to that type of life even though right now I'm having a similar problem. My laptop was stolen at my place of work but I've let it go. That was why i decided to share my experience with you all. Maybe God is trying to test my resolve and see how i will react. I hope y'all understand.

This write up is nothing but the pure truth. Thanks for following and also thanks for the comments wink

So nlders want go see baba tooshocked
Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by SmellingAnus(m): 11:49am On Oct 31, 2017
Oyindidi:
That's different case. Those babalawo spirit fit dey follow the person. grin
Lol.... Na true sha... Besides any romantic thing the man do go dey suspicious... for example.... If him decide to shave him woman pu**y , she go think say na for ritual grin
Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by pu7pl3(m): 3:57pm On Oct 31, 2017
Lol Gofwane this can't be your only two visits to a babalawo now grin you have to share more
Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by Gofwane(m): 4:03pm On Oct 31, 2017
pu7pl3:
Lol Gofwane this can't be your only two visits to a babalawo now grin you have to share more
grin grin grin oboyyeh, you don finish me grin
Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by pu7pl3(m): 4:45pm On Oct 31, 2017
Gofwane:
grin grin grin oboyyeh, you don finish me grin

Lol abeg the crowd wants more na grin
Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by cruzydal(m): 4:45pm On Oct 31, 2017
Gofwane:
Cont'd.....

Baba still repeated the process but with Henry's name and lo and behold the leaves..................................................
Op abeg where dis baba dey.. I wan do yahoo plus







































Seperated! Henry who was sitting down all this while and looking keenly at what was going on suddenly jump to his feet and begin to smile cheesy
Me and my friend were like embarassed embarassed but baba was just smiling, confidence was visibly on his face.

Baba: do you know why this things was not caught, because the owner of the phone's name is also Henry!
I swear to God, I've known this my friend for more than 5 years but i never knew his name was also Henry (that's why i didn't mention his name at the beginning of the story but kept referring to him as my 'FRIEND') I only know him as Arinze.

Me: shocked Arinze, is it through that your English name is also Henry??

Arinze: yes, it is true. Henry is my baptism name.

Baba: (looking at me angrily) do you think i came here to play

Me: I'm very sorry baba.

At this point, Henry just sat down on the ground again

Baba: so Henry, what is your tribal name?

Henry: my tribal name is Chidi

And so baba repeated the process but using the name Chidi but the leaves refused to seperated. I was like cheesy cheesy

Baba: Gofwane, are you sure that you are using your whole strength to pull the leaves?

Me: (struggling to reply because honestly, i was using my whole strength to pull it) yes sir

Baba: maybe you are just a weakling. Henry, stand up and help Gofwane to pull the leaves apart.

Henry joined me and together against baba, we tried to pull the leaves apart but for where... the thing refused to seperate but instead, we pulled baba from his sitting position till he stood up. For where, it was like we are attempting to pull a ten story duplex

Baba: Arinze, oya come and help me to pull it so that two of them will be against the two of us.

Arinze joined baba to pull the leaves against me and Henry, but we were unable to seperate the leaves. Instead, Arinze let out a loud mess (fart) grin and his palm slippers cut

Baba then instructed us to keep trying while he commanded the the leaves to be separated

Baba: if it was Chidi that stole the phone, the leaves should be separated

Immediately the leaves separated to the extent that me and Chidi fell on the ground while baba and Arinze hit their backs against the tent behind them

Baba: (to Chidi) should we try it again??

We all looked at Chidi and saw him crying!!

Baba: Chidi, I've told you earlier that this is not a place you can come and lie and go without getting caught. It is a pity that a fine young boy like you is going to become a mad man in the next two days

On hearing that, Chidi knelt down on his knee crying out very loudly

Chidi: please sir, save me. I don't want to become a mad person

Baba: but you are the one that swore with your own mouth and even your parent's grave and now the demons have left this place to your house and wait for two days.

Me and Arinze were like shocked shocked shocked shocked while Chidi lay down flat on the ground holding baba's legs and crying

Chidi: please sir, call them back. Call the demons back

Baba: but you are the one that send them out not me

Chidi: (screaming at the top of his voice) please come back. Please i command you to come back

Baba: (shaking his head) it is already too late to do that.

On hearing that, Chidi began rolling on the ground and shouting 'mumy yeh, mumy yeh) I quickly knelt down on my knee and join Chidi in begging because i was beginning to feel guilty and scared for Chidi's life, since i was the one that brought them there. Arinze too joined us to start begging

Arinze: please baba, help us and save him. He is still our friend, an only child and an orphan

Baba: Chidi, your friends are truly your friends for them to join you in begging. The only thing that can save this situation is to get their phone back

Chidi: they use password to lock the phone so I could not sell it and i gave it to my cousin to help me to go and flash the phone.

Baba: yes i know you gave it to your cousin maxwell and maxwell is trying to run away with it to ABU zaria were he is schooling. So if you know what is good for you better run to......... (don't want to name the place for obvious reasons) motor park and wait for him there because he is on his way.

On hearing that, Chidi zoomed off without warning. Baba then told us to go home and wait for him. All through that night, i couldn't sleep because of fear of what will happen to Chidi if he doesn't meet maxwell.

Early the next morning before 6am, I left home to go and find out if he got the phone back. On getting there, i met Arinze and Chidi talking and laughing. Arinze was trying to copy the way Chidi was begging baba yesterday. Immediately, i knew he was able to get the phone back.

Chidi try to kneel down and thank me for helping him to beg baba but i stopped him

................... THE END.............................

I swear to God this was how it happened, no addition or subtraction.

Please nairalanders, stop asking me to hook you up with baba because i have already vowed that nothing is ever going to make me go back to that type of life even though right now I'm having a similar problem. My laptop was stolen at my place of work but I've let it go. That was why i decided to share my experience with you all. Maybe God is trying to test my resolve and see how i will react. I hope y'all understand.

This write up is nothing but the pure truth. Thanks for following and also thanks for the comments wink

Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by Gofwane(m): 8:16pm On Oct 31, 2017
Funny, funny comments grin grin

Oyindidi and SmellingAnus, abeg make una no dey fear me o. All this stories happened a very long time ago. We were young, foolish and adventurous.

Like they say, experience is the best teacher.
Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by Gofwane(m): 8:31pm On Oct 31, 2017
To all my readers that followed my stories, those were the only two times i experienced babalawo so there is no more story to share.

However, I'm thinking of sharing some of my true life experience with marijuana (weed) grin but it all depends on your interests as it is not a babalawo themed story.

Cc: Joislim, Johnsyn, pu7pl3, SmellingAnus, Oyindidi.... make una help me tag the others so that i will know whether to proceed or not


Thanks
Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by sorextee(m): 8:38pm On Oct 31, 2017
Nooooo we don't want any weed story.
Share more of d babalawo visit cos I still feel its more Dan twice... In d meantime, I for happy if u link me with d guy. Make him wash one of my eye, so I go fit dey see d final outcome of matches before dey start.
Bet9ja, nairabet, afribet, lionsbet, 1xbet, etc have been dealing with me since 1966 cry
So pls help a bro out.. Oshey

Gofwane:
To all my readers that followed my stories, those were the only two times i experienced babalawo so there is no more story to share.

However, I'm thinking of sharing some of my true life experience with marijuana (weed) grin but it all depends on your interests as it is not a babalawo themed story.

Cc: Joislim, Johnsyn, pu7pl3, SmellingAnus, Oyindidi.... make una help me tag the others so that i will know whether to proceed or not


Thanks
Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by Oyindidi(f): 9:05pm On Oct 31, 2017
Gofwane:
Funny, funny comments grin grin

Oyindidi and SmellingAnus, abeg make una no dey fear me o. All this stories happened a very long time ago. We were young, foolish and adventurous.

Like they say, experience is the best teacher.
grin you need Holy ghost cleansinggrin
Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by Oyindidi(f): 9:07pm On Oct 31, 2017
sorextee:
Nooooo we don't want any weed story.
Share more of d babalawo visit cos I still feel its more Dan twice... In d meantime, I for happy if u link me with d guy. Make him wash one of my eye, so I go fit dey see d final outcome of matches before dey start.
Bet9ja, nairabet, afribet, lionsbet, 1xbet, etc have been dealing with me since 1966 cry
So pls help a bro out.. Oshey

Meet my Jesus
Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by sorextee(m): 9:20pm On Oct 31, 2017
Oyindidi:
Meet my Jesus
I always cover my betting ticket with the blood of Jesus..
Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by Oyindidi(f): 9:22pm On Oct 31, 2017
sorextee:

I always cover my betting ticket with the blood of Jesus..
Lol, know him personally
Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by Joislim(f): 10:40pm On Oct 31, 2017
Gofwane:
To all my readers that followed my stories, those were the only two times i experienced babalawo so there is no more story to share.

However, I'm thinking of sharing some of my true life experience with marijuana (weed) grin but it all depends on your interests as it is not a babalawo themed story.

Cc: Jois.lim, Joh.nsyn, pu.7pl3, Sme.llingAnus, Oyi.ndidi.... make una help me tag the others so that i will know whether to proceed or not


Thanks
Please share, I like reading people's life experiences. There's always a lesson to be learnt

Good evening

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Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by JONSYN7154: 10:54pm On Oct 31, 2017
Gofwane:
To all my readers that followed my stories, those were the only two times i experienced babalawo so there is no more story to share.

However, I'm thinking of sharing some of my true life experience with marijuana (weed) grin but it all depends on your interests as it is not a babalawo themed story.

Cc: Joislim, Johnsyn, pu7pl3, SmellingAnus, Oyindidi.... make una help me tag the others so that i will know whether to proceed or not


Thanks
Its well. Hope you're out of it finally
Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by SmellingAnus(m): 10:59pm On Oct 31, 2017
Gofwane:
To all my readers that followed my stories, those were the only two times i experienced babalawo so there is no more story to share.

However, I'm thinking of sharing some of my true life experience with marijuana (weed) grin but it all depends on your interests as it is not a babalawo themed story.

Cc: Joislim, Johnsyn, pu7pl3, SmellingAnus, Oyindidi.... make una help me tag the others so that i will know whether to proceed or not


Thanks
go ahead bro... I will follow and read the story...
Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by pu7pl3(m): 12:06am On Nov 01, 2017
Gofwane:
To all my readers that followed my stories, those were the only two times i experienced babalawo so there is no more story to share.

However, I'm thinking of sharing some of my true life experience with marijuana (weed) grin but it all depends on your interests as it is not a babalawo themed story.

Cc: Joislim, Johnsyn, pu7pl3, SmellingAnus, Oyindidi.... make una help me tag the others so that i will know whether to proceed or not


Thanks

Weed stories will even be more interesting bro...I'll surely read it grin

PROCEED!!
Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by pu7pl3(m): 12:10am On Nov 01, 2017
sorextee:
Nooooo we don't want any weed story.
Share more of d babalawo visit cos I still feel its more Dan twice... In d meantime, I for happy if u link me with d guy. Make him wash one of my eye, so I go fit dey see d final outcome of matches before dey start.
Bet9ja, nairabet, afribet, lionsbet, 1xbet, etc have been dealing with me since 1966 cry
So pls help a bro out.. Oshey


Guy enter any white garment church close to you make dem wipe out the spirit of gambling from you...your eye go clear grin
Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by Gofwane(m): 2:30am On Nov 01, 2017
Oyindidi:
grin you need Holy ghost cleansinggrin
grin yeah, sure. As long as you are the one that will do the holy cleansing in my bedroom cheesy
Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by sorextee(m): 11:21am On Nov 01, 2017
Na married woman u dey tall to like dat fa.

Gofwane:
grin yeah, sure. As long as you are the one that will do the holy cleansing in my bedroom cheesy
Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by Gofwane(m): 7:09pm On Nov 01, 2017
sorextee:
Na married woman u dey tall to like dat fa.

really??

That's very good o because I'm also a married man cool
Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by Oyindidi(f): 8:34pm On Nov 01, 2017
Gofwane:
really??

That's very good o because I'm also a married man cool
Mpia gi
Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by Adeoba10(m): 7:14am On Nov 15, 2017
Kingjags:
The Yorubas use to say 'Omode O Da ogun Mo, O pe L'efo'. There's black magic and is damn real. May we not be unfortunate to be a victim.
No mind them.. I do come across some comments here on nairaland saying there is nothing like juju, i just read n waka pass.....

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