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Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by davillian(m): 4:23pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Nobody: 4:23pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
My guy op.. U self feel am |
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Proudlyngwa(m): 4:23pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
Anybody that has not yet tweeted #ENDSARS is not a good citizen of this country 5 Likes |
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by foster881(m): 4:42pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
Who get IG NUMBER |
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Hunry: 4:42pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
No wonder Seriki use them sing, they must have dealt with him badly.
"Federal SARS, Federal SARS... Ndlea, Ndlea...
won fe ma implicate eh....... etc 2 Likes |
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Worksunlimited: 4:48pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
Therock5555: Wetin the guy come do im babe after every every? 2 Likes |
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by obinna58(m): 4:52pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
Worksunlimited:He married her |
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Therock5555(m): 4:59pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Therock5555(m): 5:01pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
FoxyFlow: mehn brotherly, i greet you like wetiin Its been awhile, where have you been? |
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by 2shure: 5:01pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
my fwend shut up fool we can like to fool ourselve u fuckin hypocrite bich niggi quiverfull: 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by symbianDON(m): 5:03pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
Sage7:see you booking space no let me call SARS for you o |
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by ANTONINEUTRON(m): 5:04pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
quiverfull:The Real Pronounciation Is Yeshua?? Since U Want To Call It Perfectly. 6 Likes |
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Therock5555(m): 5:04pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
quiverfull: So if i call you by the first letter of your namE, I‘ve committed a crime right? BTW i wasn‘t writing in shorthand, Jesus is my friend, brother, father and saviour Go Figure which ever suits you best 4 Likes |
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Therock5555(m): 5:06pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
ritababe:Milady, how‘re you doing? You and Missrock haff do me chun chin |
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Therock5555(m): 5:10pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
Worksunlimited: Unfortunately they‘ve made up, i advised him to dump the girl cos any girl that would call SARS for you ain‘t worth it but i guess love conquers all 1 Like |
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by lavendae(m): 5:14pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
My case with SARS was an ectic one,was traveling from edo state to school,so early in the morning i enter vehicle to the pack ,on our way going the driver was new to the route so he was just running through the poy hole before i knew it the car wind screen cracked and immediately the driver started complaining about the road and government, few minutes later road safety officials stopped us asked for everything and he gave them,they later asked why i was driving the car with a cracked screen ,immediately the driver and i told them its the road ooooo,they refused and told us lies,booked us 10k to go and pay in the bank and come back,so we refused and started arguing with them,one of the road safty man very weaked by now am sure he must have been killed by drunk drivers brought out is phone make a call and before we say jack robbison SARS men came drove in like james bond and the roaf safty man told them that we are robbers and before i could say oga na lie oooo,slaps rain on my face and they took us from EDO TO AKURE saying they will kill us along the road if we refused to pay 30k each,we were still locked up inside there vehicle boot at AKURE ,they brought us out took us to Atm requested for my ATM and pin ,as a stundent i was having 10k in my account those goat removed all the money and did same to the driver too ,left us there and swam away into tin air,SINCE THEN I SWEAR FOR THEM SAY HE NO GO BETTER FOR THEM ,am sure this is the result of my curse on them #END SARS BEFORE THEY END THE YOUTH 9 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by cybriz82(m): 5:18pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
Pidginwhisper: I pray make them stop u one day,,,u will use ur mouth and confess all ur sins to them,d ones wey u don commit and d ones u are about to commit in future, those people no get joy at all, 1 Like 3 Shares |
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by cybriz82(m): 5:24pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
quiverfull: Na ur type no dey make heaven. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by lovelylad: 5:25pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
wu get time to read this million words article. 1 Like |
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Pidginwhisper: 5:28pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
cybriz82:my broda no stress yourself. The day dem stop me na that day we go know who get power pass btw SARS personnel and Military personnel. If you sabi any of them send me PM I go gladly forward my address. Good day. |
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Abudu2000(m): 5:41pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
Pidginwhisper:u seriously tink say na fabrications Abi, may SArs fall on u real soon b4 they are scrapped |
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by darniejay(m): 5:44pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
Make me Sef talk my own, was returning from school Federal University Lokoja to be precise around 10pm one night with my friend, some guys in black clothes stopped us very close to the second gate and asked "where una dey come from" I was forming local champion and I answered from school na with my no smile on my face, he was like can I see your ID, I showed it to him and asked again "wetin dey your bag" na my books, laptop and phone I replied still not smiling, open am make I see, I reluctantly opened the bag and after searching through he was like no vex, dis one wey u dey look me like this, na because of una we dey here o, I was like no problem, then went my own way, didn't know that was the beginning o. still on my way home very close to one cemetery, I saw 2 guys smoking cannabis and dey greeted us (my friend and I) we responded and they said Bros abeg make una come, I was like padi no mind dem make we dey go, again they said Bros I say make una come and una dey show una self abi, I told my friend again no mind dem jor, dem wan obtain us. My guy looked back and he was like dem dey come o, taking 2 steps at a time, I tell my guy make e no run o luckily d Yoruba boy no run den we waited. the following conversation took place: SARS: we dey call una and una dey waka go abi Me: we no know una that's why we dey waka na SARS: some other people no stop una for road as una dey come? Me: them stop us but them identify themselves SARS: where una dey come from Sef Me: na school na SARS: open your bag make we see Me: for wetin na (thinking these guys wan obtain me) SARS: so u wan know who we be abi, who you be Sef Me: As I no know una, una too no fit know me SARS: calling out Umar (not real name){from one corner Oga sir, we dey come} turning back, I saw some guys with cutlasses, sticks and guns (me: thinking my own don finish today o, shey I for just cooperate jejely, ah! na so my life wan come end?) my friend no utter a single word o, I sure say him soul don leave him body on sighting those guys. . . Umar: oga see us here SARS: show am your ID (putting on his torch) Me: I no know say Na una (presenting my ID) SARS: went through my ID and said oya make una dey go My Friend: guy you too stubborn and you get mind, if Na only me I for don run Me: baba nothing dey happen jor (in my mind I was like na so God dey save pesin? thank God o) I was actually shaking but since it was night, my friend couldn't notice as I was still making mouth MORALS: know who you are and stand for yourself not all of them are bad I stand with the govt, #reorient SARS 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Pidginwhisper: 5:44pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
Abudu2000:I go welcome dem with open arm my brother. I fear no Babylon. I sure say dem sef no go wan feel military might 1 Like |
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by NaijaBlend: 5:46pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
BUHARI!!! Okay ooo! |
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Abudu2000(m): 5:48pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
Pidginwhisper:I'm convinced you are surely a kid! No matter who u are |
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by ritababe(f): 5:51pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
Therock5555:u back on WhatsApp? mail me ur WhatsApp number |
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by ritababe(f): 5:51pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
Therock5555:u back on WhatsApp? mail me ur WhatsApp number |
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by AzeezAbubakar1: 5:51pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
ritababe:i want to fork you |
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by M2dX(m): 5:53pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
obinna58:how many kids did they have now?? 1 Like |
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Pidginwhisper: 5:56pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
Abudu2000:I'm a kid accepted. How about you Facilitate our meeting so as to lecture me on what it takes to be an adult like you. Oops!lest I forget, don't forget to bring SARS along. Just make sure our meeting point is Lagos, venue doesn't matter |
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Pataricatering(f): 5:57pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
Daddy j nko? quiverfull: 2 Likes |
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