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Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by lightlogger: 4:55am On Dec 06
darniejay:
Make me Sef talk my own, was returning from school Federal University Lokoja to be precise around 10pm one night with my friend, some guys in black clothes stopped us very close to the second gate and asked "where una dey come from" I was forming local champion and I answered from school na with my no smile on my face, he was like can I see your ID, I showed it to him and asked again "wetin dey your bag" na my books, laptop and phone I replied still not smiling, open am make I see, I reluctantly opened the bag and after searching through he was like no vex, dis one wey u dey look me like this, na because of una we dey here o, I was like no problem, then went my own way, didn't know that was the beginning o.
still on my way home very close to one cemetery, I saw 2 guys smoking cannabis and dey greeted us (my friend and I) we responded and they said Bros abeg make una come, I was like padi no mind dem make we dey go, again they said Bros I say make una come and una dey show una self abi, I told my friend again no mind dem jor, dem wan obtain us. My guy looked back and he was like dem dey come o, taking 2 steps at a time, I tell my guy make e no run o luckily d Yoruba boy no run den we waited. the following conversation took place:
SARS: we dey call una and una dey waka go abi
Me: we no know una that's why we dey waka na
SARS: some other people no stop una for road as una dey come?
Me: them stop us but them identify themselves
SARS: where una dey come from Sef
Me: na school na
SARS: open your bag make we see
Me: for wetin na (thinking these guys wan obtain me)
SARS: so u wan know who we be abi, who you be Sef
Me: As I no know una, una too no fit know me
SARS: calling out Umar (not real name){from one corner Oga sir, we dey come}
turning back, I saw some guys with cutlasses, sticks and guns (me: thinking my own don finish today o, shey I for just cooperate jejely, ah! na so my life wan come end?) my friend no utter a single word o, I sure say him soul don leave him body on sighting those guys. . .
Umar: oga see us here
SARS: show am your ID (putting on his torch)
Me: I no know say Na una (presenting my ID)
SARS: went through my ID and said oya make una dey go
My Friend: guy you too stubborn and you get mind, if Na only me I for don run
Me: baba nothing dey happen jor (in my mind I was like na so God dey save pesin? thank God o) I was actually shaking but since it was night, my friend couldn't notice as I was still making mouth
MORALS: know who you are and stand for yourself not all of them are bad I stand with the govt, #reorient SARS

Referencing what you said earlier- two guys smoking cannabis greeted you guys and went further calling on you both. So tell me what is the moral there and why should such silly force men be re-orientated. That's a dishonor to their office acting like criminals.

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Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Divinehenrich(m): 5:24am On Dec 06
Hmm, those guys are criminals in uniform.
IkpuMmadu:


Mine was 10k 4 yrs ago when I drove out of mechanic around Ikeja
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by onimcee1(m): 6:54am On Dec 06
Therock5555:
As a good law abiding and military fearing somebody, I've always minded my business when it comes to the Nigerian Forces, be it Lawma to Vigilante, I've always been on alert and avoid scenarios that could cause some trigger happy somebody to mistakenly send me to the underworld, but the SARS operatives we have around has made it an agenda to find people inside their toilets if need be.

So last week a colleague of mine had his girlfriend visiting which was kind of against office rules but my boss wasn't around, a thing led to another and they had a little argument, she left and came back five minutes later trying to create a scene, my colleague dragged her outside and came back like ten minutes later fuming, I asked him what the matter was but he just mumbled some stuffs and went to his table.

Thirty minutes later he got a call that his girlfriend had just borrowed money to go and call SARS for him, he told the person to allow his girlfriend to go call them, thinking the caller was trying to pull his legs.

We confronted him when he told us, he explained that he slapped his girlfriend because she was trying to make a scene outside, but he was sure she wasn't gonna call anybody, maybe she wanted him to go and beg her.

We kept teasing him and telling him to run home before the SARS truly came but he was laughing about it all through, that SARS wouldn't pay any attention to her request.

Boy was he wrong, an hour later we heard tires screeching outside the gate, I turned to see that my colleague had turned to flash cus he was nowhere in sight.

The rest of my colleagues dashed out leaving me behind as I had a phone call, next thing I heard bass voices vibrating outside.

I went outside still making call only to see four hefty men with black shirts, guns drawn and cutlass hanging around their necks, geeez in my mind I was like, "na isakaba this girl carry come"

My colleagues were all seated on the floor like criminals, they were asking the girl which of the boys was her boyfriend, kai as they saw me, they rushed me like swarms of flies.

"Na him abi, foolish boy, oya lie down"

I was already seeing myself in heaven chilling with bros J when the girl screamed that I wasn't the one, then a slap had already been pronounced on my face, they grabbed me up and asked of my colleague, I kept quiet but as one of them cocked his gun, i meekly pointed inside, they grabbed my shirt like I was an accomplice to the crime and began searching room by room, in my mind I was saying "if my guy disappear, I don die", my heart beat kept beating faster as we approached the last two rooms, luckily for me, my colleague stepped out of one, pretending like he went to ease himself.


The next scene can't be better explained, damn, picture Jet Li performing one of his legendary karate skills. They didn't even allow the girl to confirm if he was the one, blows, kicks, slaps and other things followed, I was just begging them but I kept my distance.

"Shey you sabi beat woman abi? You go die today", they kept saying as they pummeled him.

His girlfriend began crying and saying she didn't call them to manhandle her boyfriend, they threatened to beat her also if she questioned their authority.

They dragged him out like a criminal to their van, he managed to throw his phone to me, funny enough he knew them and was calling their names but that even increased his beatings.

Finally he was bundled into their van after dashing he some extra whip lashes before they jet off.

Chai, that was how the rest of my colleagues started getting off the ground, we were still trying to process what just took place.

I started making frantic calls to his family members and the case was quickly taken off, he was bailed that same day.

SARS claimed the lady never called them, that they were going on paroles and caught the guy molesting the lady inside bush, chaii I'll never forget this experience in my life.


So I'm in support of the #endSARS# movement, those folks have to go.

date, time and venue please?
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Pidginwhisper: 7:19am On Dec 06
RaptorX:
Forget say you be soldier o, you go don chop better slaps and beating before you call 4 backup.
better slap and beating fit hard for person like you not me wey don dey used to torture . The slap wey I go chop no fit better pass the one I been dey chop for my superiors hands. First one on dey pain, but the second one.

But the point na be say e no fit happen coz I no dey waka anyhow as I dey always dey inside dey play game.

Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by webngnews: 8:51am On Dec 06
Ok
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by peculiar32(f): 3:47pm On Dec 06
Shadbay:
So so sad

I've seen the worst these monsters can do. Few years ago, when I was still a student in Unizik, I saw these operatives dehumanize people like it's nothing.
One time I was at an eatery at Unizik Temp site(beside St. Joseph the worker Catholic Church) when these guys stormed the place. They were like six of them, all in black and heavily armed, since I was at one corner swallowing my eba, I maintained composure cos these guys are dreaded (people in Anambra know how it gets nah pertaining to SARS, Awkuzu).
Anyway, these hoodlums approached some guys seated at a table. Before we could say "jack", they shot one of the guys in his knee and another guy in both knees IN BROAD DAYLIGHT and in the presence of onlookers. The SARS operatives didn't give two shiits. They were above the law. Me, once I heard the shots I took off, straight to the urinal. Na there I dey till the dragged the boys into their Hilux and zoomed off.

People in Awka know how these people kill citizens of the state and dump their bodies in Amansea river. If you doubt am, Google is your friend!
#EndSARS
SARS in awkuzu na burial ground
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Therock5555(m): 10:54am On Dec 07
EmperorShizzy:


Senior man long time o Naso bro,you still dey use that number?

Nah, i don change number but if better dey then you can pm me make i drop my number, if better no dey, just leave grin
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Therock5555(m): 10:59am On Dec 07
Payshence:
Thats the end of the relationship i believe...
the mumu boy still took her back
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Therock5555(m): 11:01am On Dec 07
Bibi294:
Please, are they still dating?
Yes oo
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by FoxyFlow(m): 11:02am On Dec 07
Therock5555:


Yes oo

Bros! Bros!
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Therock5555(m): 11:03am On Dec 07
DedeNkem:


Should that be a reason to physically abuse a woman? Only weak and mentally deranged as*sholes beat women.

You f*ucking id*iot!

Guy no be me beat her na, why you come dey convulse for my head

Hahahaha
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Therock5555(m): 11:10am On Dec 07
FoxyFlow:

Bros! Bros!
Sure sir
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by FoxyFlow(m): 11:40am On Dec 07
Therock5555:


Sure sir

You know say I dey feel you shey?
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by DedeNkem: 4:34pm On Dec 07
Therock5555:


Guy no be me beat her na, why you come dey convulse for my head

Hahahaha

Supporting an abuse makes you equally culpable!
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Therock5555(m): 9:03am On Dec 08
DedeNkem:

Supporting an abuse makes you equally culpable!
okay I'm sorry sir

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Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Therock5555(m): 9:07am On Dec 08
FoxyFlow:

You know say I dey feel you shey?
na u I feel pass laaa
how this Christmas go be for your boy na?

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