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Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Pataricatering(f): 5:58pm On Dec 05
They smoke igbo too o !
MrMcJay:
All these ones are long stories.

Around July ending, I took my car to the mechanic's, some guys were smoking cannabis at the bush surrounding a canal close by. These SARS guys came and started chasing the guys smoking weed. They were taking aim and shooting at those running. I saw this live!

The irony is that those smoking weed were looking better and neater than the SARS guys.
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by obinna58(m): 6:00pm On Dec 05
M2dX:
how many kids did they have now??
3
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by AzeezAbubakar1: 6:00pm On Dec 05
ritababe:


u back on WhatsApp? mail me ur WhatsApp number
should i send my number too kiss
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by DedeNkem: 6:07pm On Dec 05
Therock5555:
As a good law abiding and military fearing somebody, I've always minded my business when it comes to the Nigerian Forces, be it Lawma to Vigilante, I've always been on alert and avoid scenarios that could cause some trigger happy somebody to mistakenly send me to the underworld, but the SARS operatives we have around has made it an agenda to find people inside their toilets if need be.

So last week a colleague of mine had his girlfriend visiting which was kind of against office rules but my boss wasn't around, a thing led to another and they had a little argument, she left and came back five minutes later trying to create a scene, my colleague dragged her outside and came back like ten minutes later fuming, I asked him what the matter was but he just mumbled some stuffs and went to his table.

Thirty minutes later he got a call that his girlfriend had just borrowed money to go and call SARS for him, he told the person to allow his girlfriend to go call them, thinking the caller was trying to pull his legs.

We confronted him when he told us, he explained that he slapped his girlfriend because she was trying to make a scene outside, but he was sure she wasn't gonna call anybody, maybe she wanted him to go and beg her.

We kept teasing him and telling him to run home before the SARS truly came but he was laughing about it all through, that SARS wouldn't pay any attention to her request.

Boy was he wrong, an hour later we heard tires screeching outside the gate, I turned to see that my colleague had turned to flash cus he was nowhere in sight.

The rest of my colleagues dashed out leaving me behind as I had a phone call, next thing I heard bass voices vibrating outside.

I went outside still making call only to see four hefty men with black shirts, guns drawn and cutlass hanging around their necks, geeez in my mind I was like, "na isakaba this girl carry come"

My colleagues were all seated on the floor like criminals, they were asking the girl which of the boys was her boyfriend, kai as they saw me, they rushed me like swarms of flies.

"Na him abi, foolish boy, oya lie down"

I was already seeing myself in heaven chilling with bros J when the girl screamed that I wasn't the one, then a slap had already been pronounced on my face, they grabbed me up and asked of my colleague, I kept quiet but as one of them cocked his gun, i meekly pointed inside, they grabbed my shirt like I was an accomplice to the crime and began searching room by room, in my mind I was saying "if my guy disappear, I don die", my heart beat kept beating faster as we approached the last two rooms, luckily for me, my colleague stepped out of one, pretending like he went to ease himself.


The next scene can't be better explained, damn, picture Jet Li performing one of his legendary karate skills. They didn't even allow the girl to confirm if he was the one, blows, kicks, slaps and other things followed, I was just begging them but I kept my distance.

"Shey you sabi beat woman abi? You go die today", they kept saying as they pummeled him.

His girlfriend began crying and saying she didn't call them to manhandle her boyfriend, they threatened to beat her also if she questioned their authority.

They dragged him out like a criminal to their van, he managed to throw his phone to me, funny enough he knew them and was calling their names but that even increased his beatings.

Finally he was bundled into their van after dashing he some extra whip lashes before they jet off.

Chai, that was how the rest of my colleagues started getting off the ground, we were still trying to process what just took place.

I started making frantic calls to his family members and the case was quickly taken off, he was bailed that same day.

SARS claimed the lady never called them, that they were going on paroles and caught the guy molesting the lady inside bush, chaii I'll never forget this experience in my life.


So I'm in support of the #endSARS# movement, those folks have to go.


Even though the corrupt SARS took laws into their own hands, I kinda like the beating they gave that id*iotic woman beater!!
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by DedeNkem: 6:08pm On Dec 05
Therock5555:
As a good law abiding and military fearing somebody, I've always minded my business when it comes to the Nigerian Forces, be it Lawma to Vigilante, I've always been on alert and avoid scenarios that could cause some trigger happy somebody to mistakenly send me to the underworld, but the SARS operatives we have around has made it an agenda to find people inside their toilets if need be. Lol

So last week a colleague of mine had his girlfriend visiting which was kind of against office rules but my boss wasn't around, a thing led to another and they had a little argument, she left and came back five minutes later trying to create a scene, my colleague dragged her outside and came back like ten minutes later fuming, I asked him what the matter was but he just mumbled some stuffs and went to his table.

Thirty minutes later he got a call that his girlfriend had just borrowed money to go and call SARS for him, he told the person to allow his girlfriend to go call them, thinking the caller was trying to pull his legs.

We confronted him when he told us, he explained that he slapped his girlfriend because she was trying to make a scene outside, but he was sure she wasn't gonna call anybody, maybe she wanted him to go and beg her.

We kept teasing him and telling him to run home before the SARS truly came but he was laughing about it all through, that SARS wouldn't pay any attention to her request.

Boy was he wrong, an hour later we heard tires screeching outside the gate, I turned to see that my colleague had turned to flash cus he was nowhere in sight.

The rest of my colleagues dashed out leaving me behind as I had a phone call, next thing I heard bass voices vibrating outside.

I went outside still making call only to see four hefty men with black shirts, guns drawn and cutlass hanging around their necks, geeez in my mind I was like, "na isakaba this girl carry come"

My colleagues were all seated on the floor like criminals, they were asking the girl which of the boys was her boyfriend, kai as they saw me, they rushed me like swarms of flies.

"Na him abi, foolish boy, oya lie down"

I was already seeing myself in heaven chilling with bros J when the girl screamed that I wasn't the one, then a slap had already been pronounced on my face, they grabbed me up and asked of my colleague, I kept quiet but as one of them cocked his gun, i meekly pointed inside, they grabbed my shirt like I was an accomplice to the crime and began searching room by room, in my mind I was saying "if my guy disappear, I don die", my heart beat kept beating faster as we approached the last two rooms, luckily for me, my colleague stepped out of one, pretending like he went to ease himself.


The next scene can't be better explained, damn, picture Jet Li performing one of his legendary karate skills. They didn't even allow the girl to confirm if he was the one, blows, kicks, slaps and other things followed, I was just begging them but I kept my distance.

"Shey you sabi beat woman abi? You go die today", they kept saying as they pummeled him.

His girlfriend began crying and saying she didn't call them to manhandle her boyfriend, they threatened to beat her also if she questioned their authority.

They dragged him out like a criminal to their van, he managed to throw his phone to me, funny enough he knew them and was calling their names but that even increased his beatings.

Finally he was bundled into their van after dashing he some extra whip lashes before they jet off.

Chai, that was how the rest of my colleagues started getting off the ground, we were still trying to process what just took place.

I started making frantic calls to his family members and the case was quickly taken off, he was bailed that same day.

SARS claimed the lady never called them, that they were going on paroles and caught the guy molesting the lady inside bush, chaii I'll never forget this experience in my life.


So I'm in support of the #endSARS# movement, those folks have to go.


Even though the corrupt SARS took laws into their own hands, I kinda like the beating they gave that id*iotic woman beater!!

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Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by tartarus(m): 6:33pm On Dec 05
Serves him right! Stupid colleague of yours, slapping his girlfriend. If he was man enough why didn't he slap the SARS men na?! undecided
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by M2dX(m): 7:24pm On Dec 05
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by EmperorShizzy: 7:24pm On Dec 05
Therock5555:
if e easy, tell your own na

Smh

Senior man long time o Naso bro,you still dey use that number?
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by ayoola648(m): 7:50pm On Dec 05
Pidginwhisper:
my broda no stress yourself. The day dem stop me na that day we go know who get power pass btw SARS personnel and Military personnel. If you sabi any of them send me PM I go gladly forward my address. Good day.


bros dey careful oo .. abeg . na person wey still get life fit call military.
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by IkpuMmadu: 7:56pm On Dec 05
Divinehenrich:
I will never forget in hurry how #SARS# extorted me a whooping of #7000 on the highway by August this year. I was so annoyed that day. I support #ENDSARS#

Mine was 10k 4 yrs ago when I drove out of mechanic around Ikeja
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by cozyfbaby: 7:58pm On Dec 05
Man go to 8yrs jail for impersonating Buhari S.A Femi Adesina

Christian Efe Oyovweyho, a fraudster who impersonated the Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity, Femi Adesina, and attempted to dupe a Bayero University don, Prof. Galadanci , of N300,000, was handed an 8 year jail sentence today by Justice Z.B. Abubakar of the Federal High Court Kano.
Christian was found guilty of a 2-count charge that borders on conspiracy and attempt to obtain under false pretense, and sentenced to 4 years imprisonment on each. He was dragged to court by Prof. Galadanci, who he sent a text message sometime in July 2016, claiming to be Femi Adesina, SA to the president on Media and Publicity, and offering him a nonexistent appointment in the Presidency.

Read more here: http://www.naijatrending.com.ng/breaking-news/man-go-8yrs-jail-impersonating-buhari-femi-adesina/

Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Therock5555(m): 8:01pm On Dec 05
ritababe:


u back on WhatsApp? mail me ur WhatsApp number

Babe i lost my damn phone again o, i‘m just tired of doing welcome back

So i just bought a new sim and rest, when ever i get moral again, i‘ll do welcome back and open whatsapp again

I still facebook time to time

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Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by shomutuski(m): 8:05pm On Dec 05
From the very depth of my heart I wish all bad Sarz operatives death. Death worse than any I can think of for the day I suffered at their hands after all the molesting and forceful collection of 40k from my dad... all of them go die by God grace, one way or the other. Misfortune must befall them. A wonderful oloriburuku gboggbo.

Mention me and watch thunder reset you destiny.
Anuofia
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Pidginwhisper: 8:10pm On Dec 05
ayoola648:



bros dey careful oo .. abeg . na person wey still get life fit call military.
lolz. Maybe you need to check out my profile to understand. wink
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Therock5555(m): 8:14pm On Dec 05
DedeNkem:


Even though the corrupt SARS took laws into their own hands, I kinda like the beating they gave that id*iotic woman beater!!


Please pray you won‘t ever date a girl that runs her mouth like a tap at you even in public

Men have egos
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Therock5555(m): 8:15pm On Dec 05
[quote author=EmperorShizzy post=63011297]
Senior man long time o[/quote
Boss i‘m fine o
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by hahn(m): 8:29pm On Dec 05
Therock5555:
I went outside still making call only to see four hefty men with black shirts, guns drawn and cutlass hanging around their necks, geeez in my mind I was like, "na isakaba this girl carry come"

Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by famzynet: 8:30pm On Dec 05
The fear of SARS is wisdom in Nigeria . Those guys smoke marijuana as if it is their right and they can shoot before attends to know if the person is guilty. I have narrated my story with them here on nairaland. Criminals are more merciful than SARS

I stand with #End SARS.

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Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by kagari: 8:31pm On Dec 05
Shadbay:
So so sad

I've seen the worst these monsters can do. Few years ago, when I was still a student in Unizik, I saw these operatives dehumanize people like it's nothing.
One time I was at an eatery at Unizik Temp site(beside St. Joseph the worker Catholic Church) when these guys stormed the place. They were like six of them, all in black and heavily armed, since I was at one corner swallowing my eba, I maintained composure cos these guys are dreaded (people in Anambra know how it gets nah pertaining to SARS, Awkuzu).
Anyway, these hoodlums approached some guys seated at a table. Before we could say "jack", they shot one of the guys in his knee and another guy in both knees IN BROAD DAYLIGHT and in the presence of onlookers. The SARS operatives didn't give two shiits. They were above the law. Me, once I heard the shots I took off, straight to the urinal. Na there I dey till the dragged the boys into their Hilux and zoomed off.

People in Awka know how these people kill citizens of the state and dump their bodies in Amansea river. If you doubt am, Google is your friend!
#EndSARS

SARS disturb that zone well well from 2005 to 2009, I was in divine lodge, guys hear am well well for that snooker board close to the restaurant you talking about. Sorry I had to quote, cause you brought back memories

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Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Ikpangi: 8:37pm On Dec 05
50 percent of them are ritualist
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by aspirebig: 8:43pm On Dec 05
SARs is just one ....Nigerians are going through alot oo

Even lastma in Lagos are dealing with us here in Lag daily....VIO. ....etc. ....but SARs are next to army in my rating. ...
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by lovely17(m): 8:50pm On Dec 05
Na only Nigeria
Vigilante Civil defence Mopol Police SARS RRS Army

all of them dey gather fight crime still
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Emmyk(m): 9:04pm On Dec 05
My friend had his experience with them last week, he got to Ilorin from Kogi around 12am, they carried him the moment he dropped from the car ooo. They took him to their station, telling him that the person handling his case would come much later in the day. Which case? grin cheesy

I was a tad scared , he told his mom he was coming to my place in Ilorin, but he didn't get across to any of us, they seized his phone. His mom was just calling and calling me ooo, like I kidnapped their son, my mind don go. shocked abiamo totor, she said she couldn't sleep all through the night.

He was shouting on the SARS guys before, dey para for them, but after many hours, he calmed and begged, lol. They gave him his phone and his mom went to bring him home. cheesy
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by xana101: 9:07pm On Dec 05
In 2014, I went to Ikeja SARS to bail a friend. That was d only time I enter that place. Though he is a married man but had a girl outside. He rented an apartment for this girl and many more things. B4 their relationship was over, d guy borrowed 70k from d girl after their relationship was over, the girl demanded for her money and d guy said she too should provide all he gave to her during d relationship. Na so d girl go call SARS. Infact, what they did to my guy, what he saw and d story he told me, those guys are above d law in naija. he ended up with "guy pray make u no come here"

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Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by xana101: 9:07pm On Dec 05
#endsars or they should check their excesses
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Payshence(f): 9:22pm On Dec 05
Thats the end of the relationship i believe...
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by smartmey61(m): 10:00pm On Dec 05
Pidginwhisper:
I'm a kid accepted. How about you Facilitate our meeting so as to lecture me on what it takes to be an adult like you.


Oops!lest I forget, don't forget to bring SARS along. Just make sure our meeting point is Lagos, venue doesn't matter wink
this yur soldier work just dey shk u like kaikai.
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Bibi294(f): 10:29pm On Dec 05
Therock5555:
As a good law abiding and military fearing somebody, I've always minded my business when it comes to the Nigerian Forces, be it Lawma to Vigilante, I've always been on alert and avoid scenarios that could cause some trigger happy somebody to mistakenly send me to the underworld, but the SARS operatives we have around has made it an agenda to find people inside their toilets if need be.

So last week a colleague of mine had his girlfriend visiting which was kind of against office rules but my boss wasn't around, a thing led to another and they had a little argument, she left and came back five minutes later trying to create a scene, my colleague dragged her outside and came back like ten minutes later fuming, I asked him what the matter was but he just mumbled some stuffs and went to his table.

Thirty minutes later he got a call that his girlfriend had just borrowed money to go and call SARS for him, he told the person to allow his girlfriend to go call them, thinking the caller was trying to pull his legs.

We confronted him when he told us, he explained that he slapped his girlfriend because she was trying to make a scene outside, but he was sure she wasn't gonna call anybody, maybe she wanted him to go and beg her.

We kept teasing him and telling him to run home before the SARS truly came but he was laughing about it all through, that SARS wouldn't pay any attention to her request.

Boy was he wrong, an hour later we heard tires screeching outside the gate, I turned to see that my colleague had turned to flash cus he was nowhere in sight.

The rest of my colleagues dashed out leaving me behind as I had a phone call, next thing I heard bass voices vibrating outside.

I went outside still making call only to see four hefty men with black shirts, guns drawn and cutlass hanging around their necks, geeez in my mind I was like, "na isakaba this girl carry come"

My colleagues were all seated on the floor like criminals, they were asking the girl which of the boys was her boyfriend, kai as they saw me, they rushed me like swarms of flies.

"Na him abi, foolish boy, oya lie down"

I was already seeing myself in heaven chilling with bros J when the girl screamed that I wasn't the one, then a slap had already been pronounced on my face, they grabbed me up and asked of my colleague, I kept quiet but as one of them cocked his gun, i meekly pointed inside, they grabbed my shirt like I was an accomplice to the crime and began searching room by room, in my mind I was saying "if my guy disappear, I don die", my heart beat kept beating faster as we approached the last two rooms, luckily for me, my colleague stepped out of one, pretending like he went to ease himself.


The next scene can't be better explained, damn, picture Jet Li performing one of his legendary karate skills. They didn't even allow the girl to confirm if he was the one, blows, kicks, slaps and other things followed, I was just begging them but I kept my distance.

"Shey you sabi beat woman abi? You go die today", they kept saying as they pummeled him.

His girlfriend began crying and saying she didn't call them to manhandle her boyfriend, they threatened to beat her also if she questioned their authority.

They dragged him out like a criminal to their van, he managed to throw his phone to me, funny enough he knew them and was calling their names but that even increased his beatings.

Finally he was bundled into their van after dashing he some extra whip lashes before they jet off.

Chai, that was how the rest of my colleagues started getting off the ground, we were still trying to process what just took place.

I started making frantic calls to his family members and the case was quickly taken off, he was bailed that same day.

SARS claimed the lady never called them, that they were going on paroles and caught the guy molesting the lady inside bush, chaii I'll never forget this experience in my life.


So I'm in support of the #endSARS# movement, those folks have to go.

Please, are they still dating?
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by Drlilprinz(m): 11:35pm On Dec 05
Pidginwhisper:
my broda no stress yourself. The day dem stop me na that day we go know who get power pass btw SARS personnel and Military personnel. If you sabi any of them send me PM I go gladly forward my address. Good day.
oga I go like get person like youoo, at least even if they say make I call person I fit call you nah. Sars dem wan finish my life
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by chukzyfcbb: 1:54am On Dec 06
Shadbay:
So so sad

I've seen the worst these monsters can do. Few years ago, when I was still a student in Unizik, I saw these operatives dehumanize people like it's nothing.
One time I was at an eatery at Unizik Temp site(beside St. Joseph the worker Catholic Church) when these guys stormed the place. They were like six of them, all in black and heavily armed, since I was at one corner swallowing my eba, I maintained composure cos these guys are dreaded (people in Anambra know how it gets nah pertaining to SARS, Awkuzu).
Anyway, these hoodlums approached some guys seated at a table. Before we could say "jack", they shot one of the guys in his knee and another guy in both knees IN BROAD DAYLIGHT and in the presence of onlookers. The SARS operatives didn't give two shiits. They were above the law. Me, once I heard the shots I took off, straight to the urinal. Na there I dey till the dragged the boys into their Hilux and zoomed off.

People in Awka know how these people kill citizens of the state and dump their bodies in Amansea river. If you doubt am, Google is your friend!
#EndSARS
SARS for awka bad now, u know how many times dem dey raid my area for unizik? Omo dem dey pack men on a monthky basis. Usually when its getting to Christmas like this, my waka for awka na one one leg o. especially night waka. I was very lucky to escape them MULTIPLE times. those SARS akwuzu are cold hearted, the story of them dumping bodies in the river is not a new news anymore na fact. It even trended sometime on Nairaland. Na God save me all the while as a student there coz I can't count how many times I narrowly escaped them

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Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by DedeNkem: 2:40am On Dec 06
Therock5555:


Please pray you won‘t ever date a girl that runs her mouth like a tap at you even in public

Men have egos

Should that be a reason to physically abuse a woman? Only weak and mentally deranged as*sholes beat women.

You f*ucking id*iot!
Re: My Funny But Frightening Experience With SARS Operatives!!! by RaptorX: 4:32am On Dec 06
Pidginwhisper:
I'm a kid accepted. How about you Facilitate our meeting so as to lecture me on what it takes to be an adult like you.


Oops!lest I forget, don't forget to bring SARS along. Just make sure our meeting point is Lagos, venue doesn't matter wink
Forget say you be soldier o, you go don chop better slaps and beating before you call 4 backup.

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