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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: What Type Of Simp Are You? by Nobody: 4:17pm On Dec 23, 2017
Jupxter:





Your profiling skills are high for a lady, by the way, form the first day you became active you caught my eyes...and i was on thelook out, only that intelligent ladies are now a turn off for me, but if going by rankings here based on inteligence, if i wanted any lady on this forum i would get y'all.. Too bad, i aint into that shyte...

...Now, you ladies profile guys, hence pshcyo -analytical profiling you do on guys especially on social media...you draw up personality models based on your instincts and come to infer if a guy is god, bad or whatever, now my question is this, what happens when a guy sees through all of this tedious machineries even before you start profiling him?


What happens if before you begin the play, the player knows the enxt turn? You say your instincts says this and that, does it ever occur to y'all that some folks don't want to be found out, hence your perception and instinct not just flawed, but misguided and deliberately misdirected to paint a different outlook? You sure we guys don't see you using airbrush to draw up our personalities on the other end abi?
You are KreativGenius, right?
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: What Type Of Simp Are You? by Doctormarrvin: 4:18pm On Dec 23, 2017
I can't find my category in the list though
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: What Type Of Simp Are You? by Nobody: 4:19pm On Dec 23, 2017
Doctormarrvin:
exactly bro! Couldn't agree better..you find somebody you're compatible with and you stick with them(marriage)..Personally I don't believe in love


It's above compatibility self. We all should be careful. One may find someone that shares more or less 90% compatibility with, but you see our 10% incompatibility could almost swallow the 90% compatibility...We need to seek the counsel of God before making such commitment.


Forget rationality, there's a lot of luck in marriage and in the choice of a partner Sir.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: What Type Of Simp Are You? by Nobody: 4:20pm On Dec 23, 2017
Welcome LordKO, Bluetrails here, what do you have to add to this thread...
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: What Type Of Simp Are You? by Doctormarrvin: 4:21pm On Dec 23, 2017
Jupxter:



It's above compatibility self. We all should be careful. One may find someone that shares more or less 90% compatibility with, but you see our 10% incompatibility could almost swallow the 90% compatibility...We need to seek the counsel of God before making such commitment.


Forget rationality, there's a lot of luck in marriage and in the choice of a partner Sir.
true...very true
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: What Type Of Simp Are You? by LadyMarionette(f): 4:22pm On Dec 23, 2017
Doctormarrvin:
lol..no offense! But we can't date ourselves nau,thats where you women come in



Can't is such a negative word. Wherever I see a can't I like to change it to a can . It's the power of positive thinking. And I won't judge you. wink. But it's good you're making the effort for us, it's greatly appreciated: take a seat and get miseducated.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: What Type Of Simp Are You? by Nobody: 4:23pm On Dec 23, 2017
Doctormarrvin:
true...very true


I spoke at an event last month and i said something that troubled people. People paused to think before they could answer. I said if two people with just 40% compatibility married, it could work out. Marriage spans beyond those issues, if the resolve to work it out and fix issues is there, couples with 20% compatibility would marry and do better than another couple with higher rating.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: What Type Of Simp Are You? by Nobody: 4:24pm On Dec 23, 2017
LadyMarionette:




Can't is such a negative word. Wherever I see a can't I like to change it to a can . It's the power of positive thinking. And I won't judge you. wink. But it's good you're making the effort for us, it's greatly appreciated: take a seat and get miseducated.



Lol @ take a seat and get miseducated., i'm glad you've joined the school. You deserve a lollipop for your free-mindedness wink
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: What Type Of Simp Are You? by Nobody: 4:27pm On Dec 23, 2017
LadyMarionette:




Can't is such a negative word. Wherever I see a can't I like to change it to a can . It's the power of positive thinking. And I won't judge you. wink. But it's good you're making the effort for us, it's greatly appreciated:take a seat and get miseducated.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: What Type Of Simp Are You? by LadyMarionette(f): 4:30pm On Dec 23, 2017
Mariinee:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin



grin grin grin that's the general idea. wink
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: What Type Of Simp Are You? by ubunja(m): 4:36pm On Dec 23, 2017
Jupxter:



What do you think about :

1. intelligent, financially independent ladies

2. Ladies that depend on guys for financial standing

3. A Homely chick you have to teach lots of things

4. A chick you love with a trail of exes behind her...



Break it down with reasons, which you think will make the best partner
well Number 1 is out.me and intelligent ladies dont mix.i like my gals pretty and dumb.she has to have enough sexiness for the both of us and i will have enough intelligence for the both of us.no need for competition.only complimentary roles.
number 2 is better but hard to come by.im a Patriarch with some badboy in me.so a dependent woman is a plus for me.
number 3 gets the trophy.i always say get a virgin and turn her into your own personal hoe.teach her all the tricks from BJs to anal to 3sums to bisexuality.corrupt her to the point of no return. she must not recognise herself after you are done with her.
number 4 was never a type of mine.i even have issues imagining all the dicks a gal has tasted before me.my dick is full of pride and dont wanna spend time in a pvssy that has hosted a lot of other dicks.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: What Type Of Simp Are You? by Doctormarrvin: 4:39pm On Dec 23, 2017
LadyMarionette:




Can't is such a negative word. Wherever I see a can't I like to change it to a can . It's the power of positive thinking. And I won't judge you. wink. But it's good you're making the effort for us, it's greatly appreciated: take a seat and get miseducated.
grin grin grin..I have taken my seat already! But seriously,are you related to Mariinee?
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: What Type Of Simp Are You? by Nobody: 4:40pm On Dec 23, 2017
Doctormarrvin:
grin grin grin..I have taken my seat already! But seriously,are you related to Mariinee?
LOL. How?
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: What Type Of Simp Are You? by Doctormarrvin: 4:42pm On Dec 23, 2017
Jupxter:



I spoke at an event last month and i said something that troubled people. People paused to think before they could answer. I said if two people with just 40% compatibility married, it could work out. Marriage spans beyond those issues, if the resolve to work it out and fix issues is there, couples with 20% compatibility would marry and do better than another couple with higher rating.
of course,you're right again!..i'd like to know if relationships with best friends have very high success rating?
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: What Type Of Simp Are You? by Nobody: 4:42pm On Dec 23, 2017
ubunja:

well Number 1 is out.me and intelligent ladies dont mix.i like my gals pretty and dumb.she has to have enough sexiness for the both of us and i will have enough intelligence for the both of us.no need for competition.only complimentary roles.
number 2 is better but hard to come by.im a Patriarch with some badboy in me.so a dependent woman is a plus for me.
number 3 gets the trophy.i always say get a virgin and turn her into your own personal hoe.teach her all the tricks from BJs to anal to 3sums to bisexuality.corrupt her to the point of no return. she must not recognise herself after you are done with her.
number 4 was never a type of mine.i even have issues imagining all the dicks a gal has tasted before me.my dick is full of pride and dont wanna spend time in a pvssy that has hosted a lot of other dicks.




Lol @ pretty and dumb, that's such a nice flick, lol, typical ubunja style... Pretty and dumb's a smart move, why didn't i think of this before now. Perhaps, competition is alleviated substantially,and reduced rivalry. Lol @ you will have enough intelligence for the both of you, makes perfect sense. Based on this theory, can you list some girls on this forum, you would advise guys not to ever consider dating "intelligent, assuming they were pretty"

Number two isn't bad, i have one chick floating around the hood for some attention.

So, let's look for number three then

Lol @ number four's explanation. You cracked me up.


Okay, here's the deal, assuming intelligence is a nuisance, and that intelligent ladies won't make good wives, and healthy marriages, list seven to ten monikers here, you'll advise guys to saty away from.... I'm dying to see your mentions.
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: What Type Of Simp Are You? by LadyMarionette(f): 4:43pm On Dec 23, 2017
Doctormarrvin:
grin grin grin..I have taken my seat already! But seriously,are you related to Mariinee?



No, we aren't related. smiley

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: What Type Of Simp Are You? by Nobody: 4:44pm On Dec 23, 2017
Doctormarrvin:
of course,you're right again!..i'd like to know if relationships with best friends have very high success rating?


Everything will be subject to test. Go and have fights first, after your first five to seven fights you'll know if your relationship can stand the test of time. Relationships aren't best measure in good times, there's need for quarrels, differences, examine how you manage your differences, compatibility isn't enough, your incompatibility matters and should be factored in..

..In fact, i recommend you examine your incompatibility thoroughly than your compatibility.
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: What Type Of Simp Are You? by ubunja(m): 4:45pm On Dec 23, 2017
Mariinee:
I don't know what love is. I have not experienced it. You must have experienced it for you to decide that it's not worth marrying for love.
the love i see in the romance movies and RnB songs aint what im looking for.that doesnt satisfy me.
u know what? i would have been happier long ago in the era of arranged marriages of convinience.where two families married their children together to achieve a common purpose of uniting wealth or whatever. that was such an awesome time. it was never about feelings.those came some time after.and when they did finally develop they were strong as diamond.a person u grow to love is a person you will die for.
this too much choice thats out there right now is not good for anyone.thats why people are failing to make up their mind and settle.too many dicks and pvssies to walk away from.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: What Type Of Simp Are You? by Doctormarrvin: 4:49pm On Dec 23, 2017
Mariinee:
LOL. How?
Her choice of words,routes of reasoning,logical and detailed explanations,high chance of being found in threads like this..lol! It has Mariinee all over them
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: What Type Of Simp Are You? by Nobody: 4:49pm On Dec 23, 2017
ubunja:

the love i see in the romance movies and RnB songs aint what im looking for.that doesnt satisfy me.
u know what? i would have been happier long ago in the era of arranged marriages of convinience.where two families married their children together to achieve a common purpose of uniting wealth or whatever. that was such an awesome time. it was never about feelings.those came some time after.and when they did finally develop they were strong as diamond.a person u grow to love is a person you will die for.
this too much choice thats out there right now is not good for anyone.thats why people are failing to make up their mind and settle.too many dicks and pvssies to walk away from.


What we have is more mental and psychological than emotional problems. People have " alteranatives ", its the pariah that comes with choices. Because choices exist, people tend to have plenty reasons to walk away from, than to remain. They have many reasons to look out the door, than to stay and unite, i love where you mentioned unite, people don't marry to unite, so they find it easy tod etach and seperate , hence the rapid surge in divorce rates. When there's little reasons to stay, why would they want to remain married? The psych behind staying and sticking is on a different scale from the one on a emotional rollercoaster ride. Ladies thesedays have a detached, what i called a divorced mentality, date them and in their mind you could see them looking through the window, waiting for the slightest flinch to jump out, guys have truned into wimps by trying to act nice so they don't lose their chicks. The whole hit and run bingo is crappy bra... pvck it !

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: What Type Of Simp Are You? by Doctormarrvin: 4:50pm On Dec 23, 2017
LadyMarionette:




No, we aren't related. smiley
lol..but you friends? There has to be a connection somewhere grin
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: What Type Of Simp Are You? by ubunja(m): 4:51pm On Dec 23, 2017
Jupxter:





Lol @ pretty and dumb, that's such a nice flick, lol, typical ubunja style... Pretty and dumb's a smart move, why didn't i think of this before now. Perhaps, competition is alleviated substantially,and reduced rivalry. Lol @ you will have enough intelligence for the both of you, makes perfect sense. Based on this theory, can you list some girls on this forum, you would advise guys not to ever consider dating "intelligent, assuming they were pretty"

Number two isn't bad, i have one chick floating around the hood for some attention.

So, let's look for number three then

Lol @ number four's explanation. You cracked me up.


Okay, here's the deal, assuming intelligence is a nuisance, and that intelligent ladies won't make good wives, and healthy marriages, list seven to ten monikers here, you'll advise guys to saty away from.... I'm dying to see your mentions.
nope. dude. dont trap me like that.
the pretty and dumb combo is my prefered type.but i know many guys dig smart gals.im in the tiny minority on this one.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: What Type Of Simp Are You? by Nobody: 4:52pm On Dec 23, 2017
Doctormarrvin:
Her choice of words,routes of reasoning,logical and detailed explanations,high chance of being found in threads like this..lol! It has Mariinee all over them
I don't think so.
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: What Type Of Simp Are You? by Nobody: 4:52pm On Dec 23, 2017
ubunja:

nope. dude. dont trap me like that.
the pretty and dumb combo is my prefered type.but i know many guys dig smart gals.im in the tiny minority on this one.


I'm taking smart and intelligence off the list of qualities i need in a lady.It comes with expensive price. Yeah, i've always done smart pretty chicks, but i think, i'll go average for now.

So mention 7 to 10 females here you feel would make horrible wives...Waiting ! Give your reasons.
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: What Type Of Simp Are You? by Doctormarrvin: 4:55pm On Dec 23, 2017
Jupxter:



Everything will be subject to test. Go and have fights first, after your first five to seven fights you'll know if your relationship can stand the test of time. Relationships aren't best measure in good times, there's need for quarrels, differences, examine how you manage your differences, compatibility isn't enough, your incompatibility matters and should be factored in..

..In fact, i recommend you examine your incompatibility thoroughly than your compatibility.
Yeah,Disagreements are sometimes pointers to who your friend are... but seriously bro! you a therapist?..
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: What Type Of Simp Are You? by Doctormarrvin: 4:56pm On Dec 23, 2017
Mariinee:
I don't think so.
lol,alright if you say so!
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: What Type Of Simp Are You? by Nobody: 4:57pm On Dec 23, 2017
Doctormarrvin:
Yeah,Disagreements are sometimes pointers to who your friend are... but seriously bro! you a therapist?..


Think of m as a philosopher, a sage, a psychoanalyst, a doctor, an engineer, a shrink, a seer, a thinker !

I'm whatever you make me to be.

But,life is funny, remember howmany of your secondary school mates you think would explode but didn't amount to anything? Such is life, god is to be factored in, and then, we humans, it depends, on what i call the " Circumcised mindset ", if you find any woman that's open to accept flaws, embrace them, while work towards change without having a defiant stance, questioning back when she's pointed to make corrections, seeing it as a chalenge of her being, then you have a good wofe material. Cause as Awolowo said, he who knows not, and knows that he knows not is wise, teach him.

..Before God could cure Adam, He revealed Adam's unclothedness to him, Adam was remorseful, and embraced his condition. I.e. awareness of condition. If your partner is aware of his/her weakness and is open to correct and improve, this is a good wife material. Even God said, he who's of a contrite spirit...You recall that scripture, cause chancge and impriovement can never come without or rather before repentance !

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: What Type Of Simp Are You? by LadyMarionette(f): 4:59pm On Dec 23, 2017
Doctormarrvin:
lol..but you friends? There has to be a connection somewhere grin


grin grin. I don't wanna ruin the image you have in your mind, but why do you think that?

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: What Type Of Simp Are You? by habsydiamond(m): 5:01pm On Dec 23, 2017
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Think of m as a philosopher, a sage, a psychoanalyst, a doctor, an engineer, a shrink, a seer, a thinker !

I'm whatever you make me to be.

But,life is funny, remember howmany of your secondary school mates you think would explode but didn't amount to anything? Such is life, god is to be factored in, and then, we humans, it depends, on what i call the " Circumcised mindset ", if you find any woman that's open to accept flaws, embrace them, while work towards change without having a defiant stance, questioning back when she's pointed to make corrections, seeing it as a chalenge of her being, then you have a good wofe material. Cause as Awolowo said, he who knows not, and knows that he knows not is wise, teach him.

..Before God could cure Adam, He revealed Adam's unclothedness to him, Adam was remorseful, and embraced his condition. I.e. awareness of condition. If your partner is aware of his/her weakness and is open to correct and improve, this is a good wife material. Even God said, he who's of a contrite spirit...You recall that scripture, cause chancge and impriovement can never come without or rather before repentance !
jack of all trade.. grin grin grin
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: What Type Of Simp Are You? by Nobody: 5:02pm On Dec 23, 2017
habsydiamond:
jack of all trade.. grin grin grin



Owo gbudo pe se. Ko wope lane ni mo wa bayi se.... Gbo gbo ni see...
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: What Type Of Simp Are You? by ubunja(m): 5:03pm On Dec 23, 2017
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I'm taking smart and intelligence off the list of qualities i need in a lady.It comes with expensive price. Yeah, i've always done smart pretty chicks, but i think, i'll go average for now.

So mention 7 to 10 females here you feel would make horrible wives...Waiting ! Give your reasons.
thats the trap i was talking about.i cant put names.why create unnecessary enemies? i do enjoy a smart woman.but not on a sexual level.a smart gal is hypnotizing when that brain spits out facts and trains of thoughts that come at you at 300mph. but she will tire me if i marry her. i would rather do business with her.but at 5pm go home to that pretty brainless one thats always going on and on about useless stuff.my mind can put on its slippers and chillax.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: What Type Of Simp Are You? by habsydiamond(m): 5:03pm On Dec 23, 2017
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Owo gbudo pe se. Ko wope lane ni mo wa bayi se.... Gbo gbo ni see...
ori e wa nbe...ride on jor

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