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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by Hantonia(f): 11:07pm On Jan 19, 2018
kolaranking1:
Must you quote the whole story?

Izz like they are smoking weed with your brain undecided
haa u mannerless o sorry for quoting the whole story pls be nice and talk politely
Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by tomgab(m): 4:41am On Jan 20, 2018
Hantonia:
haa u mannerless o sorry for quoting the whole story pls be nice and talk politely

Talk politely you all.
Badoh, firedown!!!
Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by URep: 7:32am On Jan 20, 2018
kolaranking1:
Must you quote the whole story?
Izz like they are smoking weed with your brain undecided

Try being polite, u just might sound nice.
Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by kolaranking1(m): 9:20am On Jan 20, 2018
Hantonia:
haa u mannerless o sorry for quoting the whole story pls be nice and talk politely
hmmm

My bad, accept my apologies

Buh you guys need lashing sometimes tho
Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by kolaranking1(m): 9:23am On Jan 20, 2018
URep:

Try being polite, u just might sound nice.
Thanks boss
Apologized already
Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 5:21pm On Jan 20, 2018
Gd evening famz.

This update is dedicated to Kolaraking1 & Hantonia. I hope it calms you.




Chapter 23
The Grumpy Guy.
As he gave out his number, he could see an angry sitting dude at one end of the building with another of his friend smoking cigarettes. When the girl left, he suddenly remembered that he still did not know her name. He could only hope she calls.
"Heys! Heys!!" The smoking guy called out to him but he ignored him totally and went to his room. "My name no be aids," he said. He recognized the guy, the grumpy guy. He lives in the first floor, always acting irritably. That guy smells like trouble he thought.
Badoh knocked when he got to his room door, "Yes, come in", Viv said from inside. She has been busy, very busy and he could inhale that the moment he entered his room. "Oh sugar, welcome. Why would you knock in your own house?" She asked all smiles and surprised to see him.
"I knocked because I could not recognize the room, I mean I have been away for like 1 hour, and you have my room oozing with such deliciousness," he said smiling.
"Yeah yeah! If I don't do this how will your friends and lodgemates know that your number one came around?" She teased him.
"Oh, I see. You're doing a really good job so far. But I still wish didn't have to go," bemoaned Badoh. Vivian is a very pretty girl and he knows it. It's not simply about her beautiful long face, it's also her physical shape, how she walks and carry herself like a princess. It's difficult seeing someone so straight and tall have all the right curves at all the right places. He was surely proud he could hook up with a girl a level above his class, based on street credibility, his friends could only get girls like her in their dreams. If only he could show her off.
Vivian having emptied the hot oil of the dodo (plantain) she was frying, she turned off the gas cooker and approached him. This was one guy she could die for but, if only he knew. Even if he knew, it wouldn't change anything, she thought.
"Sugar!" She started, "we're not dating. We bleep not date. Believe me if you ever decide to make this serious I'm open to the idea. Until then, I'm going. We'll see some other time soon. To bleep because we enjoy ourselves. Okay?" She completed with her hands on his cheeks.
"If I ask you to be my girlfriend will you stay?" He quizzed her.
"No, You have to settle with Rose" she said irritating him.
"Do you have to bring her up every time?" He asked frustrated.
"Not exactly. But you and I know that I am just a mechanic on your journey to happily ever after with her, even you told me that about 2 years ago." She said.
"Yeah, I don't believe that as strongly as before, besides she has Maduka now, who knows what they are doing right now?" He said and pulled away from Viv. The thought of Rose and Maduka suddenly brought flashes of them kissing. Slowly, he moves to his bed and lied down facing up, Both his palms were placed under his head, broken.
"It's not as bad as you make it to be. She probably doesn't like him much." She said hoping to cheer him up.
"Yeah, I know. That's the thing. Her mara dey mess me up well well." He said closing his eyes.
"That's the reason we can't be together. When you sort out your feelings, and only if you sort it out can we be together. So be a big pretty boy like you are and come and eat," she said expectantly. But he ignored her.
"Just eat your own, my appetite don waka-loss," he said not moving an inch from the bed. Viv could see it was serious. She needed to leave very soon. Maybe she could give him a helping hand, maybe that will cheer him up.
"Maybe I can help you find your lost appetite," she said to him.
"Go jor, I'm not playing," he said.
"Who said anything about playing?" She asked as she crawled into the bed. She placed a kiss on his lips and waited, but there was no response from him. "Hmm, let's see how long you can form Superman," she said as she moved down towards his belt. She unbuckled and pulled down the Jean halfway down.
"Vivi, stop. Stop I'm not in the mood for anything." He said.
But instead of her to stop, it was like that was the go ahead signal she needed. She pulled down his boxers and let out his flaccid pennis holding it up with her hands.
"Stop," he said again weakly this time. Just like that she threw his pee stick into her mouth chewed softly making him to jerk again and again.
"Sss, sssssssss!" Badoh tried in vain to tell her to stop. He could only say the first letter 'S' as he tried to say stop.



Chapter 24
Helping Hand.

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by Damibiz(m): 7:18pm On Jan 20, 2018
Can a sex doll do what Viv is doing ?.......#i stand with our Slay mamaz...,nice update Badooh

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by tomgab(m): 7:34pm On Jan 20, 2018
Thumbs up for you bro

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by Uniquejames(m): 7:57pm On Jan 20, 2018
the dedication got me rolling...
Viv dn forget say she just wash bedsheet ni?
my broda s3x doll can't jare!

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by Uniquejames(m): 5:21pm On Jan 26, 2018
is it that both readers and poster left only me here?

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 7:40pm On Feb 02, 2018
Abeg make unà no vex. I can explain.
Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by Damibiz(m): 8:06pm On Feb 02, 2018
Ok na,but better explain with a lonnnnnnnnnnnng update,welcome back

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by Nobody: 8:28pm On Feb 02, 2018
bad guy u really do something ooh bad baddo baddest

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by Osjaay(f): 12:20pm On Feb 03, 2018
gat a question for ya. is da story real?.. u gat a nice story going on but no twist yet but it's entertaining thou. hope yo ain't gonna leave ya readers hanging midway

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 8:11pm On Feb 03, 2018
Chapter 24
Helping Hand.
Vivian slowly slide her mouth all over Badoh's c0ck starting from the cap of the pen:s. She was feeling bad about how her monthly flow had disappointed her and disrupted her first sleep over with the guy of her dreams. She had been thinking about how best to treat him well, first she decided to make him breakfast before leaving. That's why she hurriedly fried some riped plantain and eggs. However, she could see that was barely working, so that was what called for the change of plans.
Being a pleasure giver, she knew all the right places to tickle with her tongue like the cap, or when to glide her teeth around the wall. Badoh moaned, he had stopped saying stop. His pennis was erect as Vivi worked her magic on him. She increased her speed slowly allowing the pressure build inside him. He squeezed his hips under him slowly meeting her on her way down.
"No time," Viv thought as she peeped at the wall clock while at the same time doing Badoh's business. She increased the friction. She sucked him faster making him groan.
"Aaah, ah I'm coming!" He said as hot sperms jogged in his balls.
She continued sucking him, but briefly, she redirected his manhood towards ground as he shot his fluids out moaning.
"I'm hungry." Badoh said immediately afterwards.
"What?" Viv replied not really understanding his definition of hungry.
"I will like to eat cooked food, this just made me hungry." He said referring to the BJ he had. Vivian burst into laughter.
"Oh, ok. Great. I'll serve the food. You should go clean up before someone walks in and see you like this." Viv said to him.
"You are a bad girl." Badoh said.
"I am whatever you want me to be." She said as she stood up from the bed. "And clean this up," she added pointing to his juice.
"Seriously, before I had sex with you, I didn't used to fancy sexual activities much. But since we bleeped, I feel weaker to resisting it." He said standing up. He offed his clothes and walked into the bathroom stark naked.
"It's always like that I think. Male and female alike. The food will be ready when you finish." She said.
"Okay!" He said from the bathroom.
About an hour later, Vivian and Badoh walked out of the room, bag in hand. He was going to drive her home, drop off the car and return to school with public transport. When they got outside he noticed that the grumpy guy was still by the corner smoking. This time he had three other boys with him. He saw him give out a wicked smile. The kind of smile that sang 'I'm going to kill you'.
Badoh ignored him and instead opened the back door. He threw her bag into the back sit as she sat in front.
"Do you think he's going to be trouble?" Viv asked him.
"Nothing I can't handle." He replied.
"Don't fail to ask for a helping hand, it's not everything you handle alone," Viv cautioned.
Badoh sat there holding the wheel perplexed by her insight. He wondered how she had come to the conclusion that the guy will be trouble.
"And what makes you concerned about the guy?" He asked bemused.
"Never mind, I just smell it in people. Please take me home." She said.
"Yes ma'am," Badoh said saluting her in commando style in reference to her mom. He turned on the ignition switch after inserting the key. And the vehicle answered. He smiled, hit the gear into reverse and moved. He could hear the sound of the car going up but the car was barely moving.
"Something is wrong" he thought.
Viv looked in the direction of the grumpy guy and saw him stiffle his laughter along with his friends. She tapped Badoh.
"I think your friend there just messed up with your car." She said to him.
He turned off the ignition and came down to check. His boiling temper could cook yam at that moment, what he saw vexed him and the only thing written in his eyes was WAR.




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Viv turned to Badoh and said as she alighted from the car, "Do everything in your power to make sure your brother do not find out about us."
Badoh was shocked, "what?"
"I will tell you later. You have a bigger fish to fry right now," she said facing the direction of the grumpy guy.

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 8:13pm On Feb 03, 2018
Osjaay:
gat a question for ya. is da story real?.. u gat a nice story going on but no twist yet but it's entertaining thou. hope yo ain't gonna leave ya readers hanging midway


The twist will come hopefully. Thanks
Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by YINKS89(m): 10:53pm On Feb 03, 2018
dis vis gurl dey straff brothers... smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by URep: 8:32am On Feb 04, 2018
Viv rocks. I'm a fan of Viv.
in Buhari's voice "kwantinu"

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by Damibiz(m): 12:57pm On Feb 04, 2018
Bigger fish,chai bado don enter za place

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by adontcare(f): 3:46pm On Feb 04, 2018
So far so good. Badoo don enter gbege

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 10:04pm On Feb 05, 2018
Update had come o.
Samyot, favch, hidhrhis, phlimsy911, Cirphrank, OluwabuqqyYOLO, greyce Percentile,
, agbaoyega , Maggielovely, Idrhas, missnazzy, Boybreezy, plus everyone, join up please.

Chapter 25

One Enemy, One Friend!

The grumpy guy had deflated his 2 back tyres. It was obvious he did it, he was smiling sheepishly. Badoh bent over them checking to make sure it wasn't punctured, and it wasn't.
He had to address the guy. He walked towards him while Viv stood beside the car. When he got to where they were, he asked in the thickest baritone he could muster, "Mançhi, Wetin happen to my tyres?"
"Go sit down for gutter," one of the boys said,
"We resemble car watch for your eyes?" Another asked infuriating Badoh. He tried to control himself but it didn't really seem so in his voice.
"Guy, I dey ask you, wetin happen to my car tyres?" He asked in anger again, his raised voice attracting uninvited viewers.
"If na me less am wetin go happen?" The grumpy guy asked standing up to Badoh.
"Hey! Hey! Make una control una self there." The roaring voice of the caretaker dived between them restraining each man.
The caretaker was a very respectable man who commanded fear among all student. He was a former student of Ambrose Ali University although legend had it that he was rusticated over cult related activities. He is in his late 30s and was put in charge of the hostel by his elder brother who lived abroad.
A retired Capone of the black coloured people cult, a chain weed smoker and dealer. A man who singlehandedly repelled a robbery attack there at Mena Hostel and fished out the boys by the next morning ensuring that they were drilled.
The caretaker walked towards them asking, "what's the problem here?"
"Somebody deflate my car tyres," Badoh said pointing towards the car.
"Your hand dey inside wetin him talk?" The caretaker asked after noticing his deflated tyre.
"I no see anything," the grumpy guy said.
"Me too," followed by one of his friends.
"I hope so," the caretaker replied, then he tapped Badoh on the shoulder and told him to "come".
Badoh eyed the grumpy guy and knew that he got himself an enemy. He didn't know his wrong yet but was sure he will find out soon.
When they got to the car, the caretaker assessed the tyres. "Wait make I call the vulcanizer for front." He said and marched off in his soldier-like steps. Since there was nothing much to watch, the gathered crowd dispersed.
"What were you thinking?" Viv asked him.
"Hmm?" Badoh not hearing her well.
"I said what were you thinking running off to attack him?"
"I didn't attack him, not yet."
"Sugar, use your Kara! It's just you, they are four. It wasn't a very wise decision, trust me." She said.
"I just wanted to confront him so he'll know I'm not scared of him. I still don't know what I did to that guy." He said to her starring at the grumpy guy.
"It's okay. Just that I don't want you to have a fall out with anybody when I'm here. Because somehow your brother would get to hear of it." She said.
"What is the issh with my brother, and you?" He asked, his attention focusing more on her now. Either his mind is playing tricks on him or she is not telling him everything.
"The guy is here, he'll pump your tyre." The caretaker's voice penetrated his thoughts. He walked in with the vulcanizer dragging his machine behind him.
"Thank you bro." Badoh greeted.
"Wetin be your name?" The caretaker asked.
"Bardi Nnabundoh, but my friends call me Badoh."
"Badoo! Hmm, cool. Call me Baroni. I appreciate your assistance earlier today. If you need anything at all just let me know." He said and shook his hand before leaving.
When the vulcanizer finished pumping the tyres, Badoh gave him N200, he tried to return his change but he waved it off. "Don't worry," he said to the man who was happy and expressed it with plenty thank you before dragging his working tools away.
Badoh was more occupied with what Vivi had said. When they entered the car, he fired it up and reversed gently before facing Viv, "what happened between you and my brother?" He asked.

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 10:19pm On Feb 05, 2018
Follow me on Twitter @ EmmyBadoh thanks for your patience famz.
Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by Damibiz(m): 12:58pm On Feb 06, 2018
Viv nd badoo's broda either have a past together or them de run thingz as we de yan nw...good jab man
Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by favch(f): 3:24pm On Feb 06, 2018
thanks for d mention maybe viv is dating badoo's broda, ride onnn,following jejely

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by hidhrhis(m): 8:38pm On Feb 06, 2018
I really love it when badohemmy mention me in his story
I always feel on top of the world
Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by hidhrhis(m): 8:39pm On Feb 06, 2018
I really love it when badohemmy mention me in his story
I always feel on top of the world
thanks for d update bro and d mention
Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 7:33am On Feb 07, 2018
hidhrhis:
I really love it when badohemmy mention me in his story
I always feel on top of the world
thanks for d update bro and d mention

No, thank you boss

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 7:36am On Feb 07, 2018
YINKS89:
dis vis gurl dey straff brothers... smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

lol. Viv is good. That's all I can say.
Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by YINKS89(m): 9:16am On Feb 07, 2018
badohemmy:

lol. Viv is good. That's all I can say.
hmmm.... Good @ wat
Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 11:43am On Feb 07, 2018
YINKS89:
hmmm.... Good @ wat
She's a good cook, & other stuffs too grin
Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by YINKS89(m): 12:57pm On Feb 07, 2018
badohemmy:

She's a good cook, & other stuffs too grin
I hear u... Abeg wen is d nxt update?

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