okikiosibodu:
Hahahahahahahaha. Abi he is not comoting ni?
This cuties want to be comoting wit aunty Vivie01. Want to take along?

No thanks. A cute guy will do

okikiosibodu:

Oh my! I will need a portrait of my Ex so I can 'hate' him the more.

The portrait of that guy in dread looks just like a mad man

Do you know any GRADUATE with 1st Class, 2'1 or 2'2 in d following fields;
Engineering,Science,Technology
Art,Administration,Law
Agric,Clinical sciences
Are they willing to relocate to Canada? US? UK?
Can they speak & write fluent English?
Please tell them I'm greeting them, ko easy

THERE IS TOMORROW
Whenever you are dealing with people, you must always remember that there is tomorrow and you might néed them tomorrow. You may end up needing help from the people who are asking for your help today, so help as much as you can.
Life is like moving wheel, sometimes you are up and sometimes you are down. Sometimes we destroy the bridges that we might need to help us cross back tomorrow. Sometimes we treat people as though there is never going to be tomorrow. We sometimes act as though we will never need help from anyone. Remember there's tomorrow.
Joseph helped the cupbearer in prison and later the cupbearer connected Joseph with Pharaoh. Imagine how Portiphar's wife felt when she heard that Joseph was now the Governor of Egypt, after she had falsely accused him. The brother who sold Joseph away ended up being fed by him. Don't ever think of going to the extreme with your offenders, they might be rescuers tomorrow. Always remember that there is tomorrow and it will surely come.
The little help you give to people today, will profit you tomorrow.
May the good Lord touch your heart to live your life knowing that there is tomorrow.
In everything you do, always remember that,there is Tomorrow.

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A boy in SS3 wrote a letter to his parents...

LETTER TO MY PARENCE.

Dear papa.
Good money...eye neva pay schoon fix oo and our ezam tine table is aat. I want to partyspet in the ezam o. Plees sent money to me if not, they will purshoe me from the schoon and come back to the haos.

Yours chaild.
ID


Father's reply.

My son.
I am happy you can now handle a pen, please come back home, the village Herbalist is dead and i believe the gods will be happy to have you as the next village herbalist....

You smoke weed, and add up Tramadol with coke. Few minutes later, You hear chooboi, chooboi, In your head, It’s a set up ma brother. The moment you respond Yie!, U are mad

If your girl answers her phone in front of you and start clicking the volume button. That's him my brother.... thats him.

Uncle, because your crush now lives in your area, you will now be wearing suit to fetch water...
And you dey find accolade
Bros Behave

Do you know any GRADUATE with 1st Class, 2'1 or 2'2 in d following fields! Engineering,Science,Technology Art,Administration,Law Agric,Clinical sciences Are they willing to relocate to Canada? US? UK? Can they speak & write fluent English? Please tell them I'm greeting them, ko easy

Please which country is hosting RUSSIA FIFA World cup?

okikiosibodu:
My crib for funny, educating or entertaining pictures/ posts

okiks gimme yur email or whatsapp number the one on NL is non functional or I could drop mine. which ever way

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Funeral jollof will always be nicer than wedding jollof.,bcus the girls cooking the food are even jealous.

In every girl's inbox,there is a guy chatting to himself He says "hello" today and replies himself "HI" tomorrow

okikiosibodu:
Funeral jollof will always be nicer than wedding jollof.,bcus the girls cooking the food are even jealous.

How? The girls are relieved that there'll be no more envy?

vivie01:

How? The girls are relieved that there'll be no more envy?

They ladies cooking for the "couple" (especially if doing it free could be jealous, wishing it was them. So them go kukuma get at them through the food
Do you comprehend now?

Tributes to Tuoyoojo. A came across a thread of his with series of interesting fact.... Will be momentarily uploading some screenhots here

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MEDICAL FACTS​​​​
Did you know that, if you bath at least twice daily, avoid alcohol, avoid smoking tobacco and go to gym everyday for fitness, have sufficient sleep, eat fruits after each meal, avoid stress, stop using all sorts of drugs including caffeine found in tea and coffee and practise safe sex regularly, you will still die in future?
Come and beat me , do you think you are the only one who wasted your time reading this

Tributes to Tuoyoojo still

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Dear Nairalanders, please contribute money for me to go watch the world cup in Russia & represent our group. And when I return, I will explain everything that happens there
Cc: GloryIsaac

okikiosibodu:
Dear Nairalanders, please contribute money for me to go watch the world cup in Russia & represent our group. And when I return, I will explain everything that happens there
Cc: GloryIsaac

I will watch it on TV.

okikiosibodu:
Dear Nairalanders, please contribute money for me to go watch the world cup in Russia & represent our group. And when I return, I will explain everything that happens there Cc: GloryIsaac

Don't worry. I will use the money to buy data and watch it live online

MTN sending my grandma
RELATIONSHIP TIPS. For what?

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okikiosibodu:
MEDICAL FACTS​​​​
Did you know that, if you bath at least twice daily, avoid alcohol, avoid smoking tobacco and go to gym everyday for fitness, have sufficient sleep, eat fruits after each meal, avoid stress, stop using all sorts of drugs including caffeine found in tea and coffee and practise safe sex regularly, you will still die in future?
Come and beat me , do you think you are the only one who wasted your time reading this

LOL

okikiosibodu:
MTN sending my grandma
RELATIONSHIP TIPS. For what?

Because ko s'arugbo n Ghana

vivie01:

Because ko s'arugbo n Ghana

LOL. I work as a customer care representative in a teleco. I remember an elderly man calling me I fateful day, complaining about deductions on his line... He was saying "I am a widower in my late 70s, what do I need beauty tips for? Common remove that nonsense from my line".
I was tempted to laugh on the call, but the man had a point though.
How have you been? Been ages. Eku'jo meta o

Tiger

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