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Why I Killed My Girlfriend [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 5:40pm On Sep 18, 2018
I read a story by Mimimiles93 some months ago and I was hooked. There is something about that story most people don't see.

Today, while I was in the dining eating, the theme of the story flashed my mind. Something told me that story will make millions of dollars if well-written, formatted, and marketed on Amazon, D2D, etc.

I stopped what I was eating, switched on the computer and designed a simple book cover for the book (as sample) with the pen name Stephen Mimi.

Now, I want the author, Mr. Mimi to chat me privately so we can develop this story and package it. Our company will design the new cover, format it, proofread it, sell and market it online.

So, Mr. Mimimiles, take a look at this opportunity and grab it as soon as possible. All you need to do is to contact me. It's a 50/50 deal. Do you want to proceed with this? That your story is money in the bank if only you see what I see.

I want you to write the story from how you met her, how you loved her, how she betrayed you, how she killed your dad, what happened after his death, how you killed her, and finally how your life is currently going at the moment. Be detailed and descriptive.

This book will be controversial and it's a book that'll take you to stardom. This book will change your life. I don't know if you're seeing what I'm seeing. The future is bright. Don't dwell on your past, turn them to money.

I drop my pen.

Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 5:43pm On Sep 18, 2018
93Miles
Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend [Picture] by ESCOFi(f): 6:14pm On Sep 18, 2018
Manmen
Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend [Picture] by EzendiEgo1: 6:38pm On Sep 18, 2018
You are stupid ilegendd

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Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 7:15pm On Sep 18, 2018
EzendiEgo1:
You are stupid ilegendd
I just dey reply you for the fun of it. cheesy Not that you deserve a reply, but this reply and screenshots below will open people's eyes.

When I come to Nairaland, I see money everywhere. What do I mean? What I mean is: some threads or stories are worth millions, but unfortunately, the writers never see it.

When I see them, I always contact the owner publicly or privately and tell him or her to work with me and turn it to money. Since I don't like taking or stealing what I didn't write, I always call the owner. Intelligentual property is meant to be protected and monitized by the owner or with the owner's consent.

If your thread or story is worth turning to a book, I'll let you know.

Mind you, the books I wrote as articles and posted on Nairaland are constantly fetching money everyday. Lawyers, doctors, engineers, PhD holders, Master's holders, etc. are regularly buying. Only illiterates think buying, selling, or writing a book is stupidilty.

Make I tease you small. I could use the money one of our books make in a day, week, or month to change your life. Stop wasting your time online and be useful.

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Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend [Picture] by 93Miles: 8:08pm On Sep 18, 2018
Wow! This is awesome!!!
Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend [Picture] by 93Miles: 8:24pm On Sep 18, 2018
Bro I am banned on @Mimimile93 so I can't send pm. Also, I don't read or send pm on @93Miles. Send me mail at mimimile764@gmail.com notify me here when u do becos I hardly open my mail box.
Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 8:27pm On Sep 18, 2018
93Miles:
Bro I am banned on @Mimimile93 so I can't send pm. Also, I don't read or send pm on @93Miles. Send me mail at mimimile764@gmail.com notify me here when u do becos I hardly open my mail.
To make life easy, here is our contact. www.wetclef.com/page/contact
Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend [Picture] by 93Miles: 8:32pm On Sep 18, 2018
iLegendd:
To make life easy, here is our contact. www.wetclef.com/page/contact
Alright....
Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 8:59pm On Sep 18, 2018
93Miles:
Alright....
By 2019 or 2020, I feel a movie director from Hollywood or Nollywood will want to buy the script. Trust me.

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Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend [Picture] by 93Miles: 9:11pm On Sep 18, 2018
iLegendd:
By 2019 or 2020, I feel a movie director from Hollywood or Nollywood will want to buy the script. Trust me.

What about the lady that hid my travelin documents and the one I donated blood for. Do u also care about their stories?

Or is it only the one that died that you want?
Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend [Picture] by 93Miles: 9:17pm On Sep 18, 2018
If I am to write from how I met my ex girlfriend @Jewel to how she died it's going to be more than 1000pages and I might not finish it this month. Plus, it will wake some sad memories I'm trying to forget.
Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 9:34pm On Sep 18, 2018
93Miles:


What about the lady that hid my travelin documents and the one I donated blood for. Do u also care about their stories?

Or is it only the one that died that you want?


Yes ALL of them. Everything related to the story. Talk about your previous love and the love in-between, then the book will end with the dangerous woman. Let the suspense build.

I want the book to be filled with suspense until your readers can't get enough. Don't worry, just write from your heart and don't worry about typos. Make lots of mistakes — we will correct them.

The formula is, keep writing and don't stop. I want anyone who reads the book to FEEL emotional and cry. We need to evoke the emotions of our readers. When you evoke the emotions of a reader, he or she falls in love with the writer and ask for more of your books.

We need them to be glued until they can't get enough. After reading the story, we want their eyes to be red with tears, so paint a vivid picture of EVERYTHING. While writing the story, involve all the 6 senses. Touch, sight, taste, etc.

Example: On that gloomy Monday, I put on my blue shirt, wore my black jean and called Vivian. She sounded like someone who was with another man. "Hello, Vivian," I said, but she didn't say anything at first. The call ended after 20 seconds. With frustration, I headed to a nearby restaurant.

So, paint a picture of every move you made it your thoughts. Don't write with vocabularies. Keep your grammar simple. Simplicity is the key of success. Write from your heart. Be wordy.

The editors will be the ones to remove the ones that may not be needed. Some lines you write will be rewritten by our editors to enable us evoke some certain emotions in our readers' brain.

The formula is: keep writing until you don't have anything connected to the story to write about. Then, at the end of the story, talk about how you finally left the country. The book is a smash. I can already feel it. Trust me.

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Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 9:36pm On Sep 18, 2018
93Miles:
If I am to write from how I met my ex girlfriend @Je.wel to how she died it's going to be more than 1000pages and I might not finish it this month. Plus, it will wake some sad memories I'm trying to forget.
Don't be in a hurry. This is a project. It can take a month or more. So, write when you're free.
Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 9:38pm On Sep 18, 2018
EzendiEgo1:
You are stupid ilegendd
Hahaha. Those people who liked your comment are funny. Tell them I love them. grin grin

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Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend [Picture] by 93Miles: 9:47pm On Sep 18, 2018
iLegendd:


Yes ALL of them. Everything related to the story. Talk about your previous love and the love in-between, then the book will end with the dangerous woman. Let the suspense build.

I want the book to be filled with suspense until your readers can't get enough. Don't worry, just write from your heart and don't worry about typos. Make lots of mistakes — we will correct them.

The formula is, keep writing and don't stop. I want anyone who reads the book to FEEL emotional and cry. We need to evoke the emotions of our readers. When you evoke the emotions of a reader, he or she falls in love with the writer and ask for more of your books.

We need them to be glued until they can't get enough. After reading the story, we want their eyes to be red with tears, so paint a vivid picture of EVERYTHING. While writing the story, involve all the 6 senses. Touch, sight, taste, etc.

Example: On that gloomy Monday, I put on my blue shirt, wore my black jean and called Vivian. She sounded like someone who was with another man. "Hello, Vivian," I said, but she didn't say anything at first. The call ended after 20 seconds. With frustration, I headed to a nearby restaurant.

So, paint a picture of every move you made it your thoughts. Don't write with vocabularies. Keep your grammar simple. Simplicity is the key of success. Write from your heart. Be wordy.

The editors will be the ones to remove the ones that may not be needed. Some lines you write will be rewritten by our editors to enable us evoke some certain emotions in our readers' brain.

The formula is: keep writing until you don't have anything connected to the story to write about. Then, at the end of the story, talk about how you finally left the country. The book is a smash. I can already feel it. Trust me.

Bro you really got a nice brain.


Wow! This is great..

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Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend [Picture] by 93Miles: 9:49pm On Sep 18, 2018
iLegendd:
Don't be in a hurry. This is a project. It can take a month or more. So, write when you're free.

I'll be leaving rehab today by 8am Insha'Allah.

So from next week you will start getting my mails..
Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend [Picture] by 93Miles: 9:56pm On Sep 18, 2018
Even if the book won't make a penny I don't care.

All I'm interested in, is niggas to learn 'how not to give their 100% to women. It's dangerous.

Let every man be selfish when it comes to women matter.

Place yourself and your male friends above women.

Women don't worth giving it all.
Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend [Picture] by EzendiEgo1: 10:51pm On Sep 18, 2018
iLegendd:
Hahaha. Those people you liked your comment are funny. Tell them I love them. grin grin
what's my business
Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend [Picture] by Michelle55: 10:52pm On Sep 18, 2018
Miles.. Talking about it will ease up the pains and hurt you feel and probably restore the unquantifiable peace of mind you once had.
Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend [Picture] by DeBrain045(m): 11:17pm On Sep 18, 2018
iLegendd:
Don't be in a hurry. This is a project. It can take a month or more. So, write when you're free.
ilegend my man, brain as usual keep it up bro you got foresight

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Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend [Picture] by Nobody: 2:07am On Sep 19, 2018
93Miles:
Even if the book won't make a penny I don't care.

All I'm interested in, is niggas to learn 'how not to give their 100% to women. It's dangerous.

Let every man be selfish when it comes to women matter.

Place yourself and your male friends above women.

Women don't worth giving it all.





Really?



Then you are MORE Stupid, than I thought.
Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend [Picture] by Nobody: 2:08am On Sep 19, 2018
93Miles:


I'll be leaving rehab today by 8am Insha'Allah.

So from next week you will start getting my mails..




Like he gives a fúuck about you?


Nigga wake up
Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend [Picture] by 1Sharon(f): 2:15am On Sep 19, 2018
93Miles:


What about the lady that hid my travelin documents and the one I donated blood for. Do u also care about their stories?

Or is it only the one that died that you want?


You never specifically said how she died undecided
Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend [Picture] by Nobody: 2:45am On Sep 19, 2018
This is the dumbest thing, I've ever read undecided
Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 2:54am On Sep 19, 2018
93Miles:


I'll be leaving rehab today by 8am Insha'Allah.

So from next week you will start getting my mails..

Wow! Great to hear. I wish you the best.
Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 2:55am On Sep 19, 2018
Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 3:00am On Sep 19, 2018
EzendiEgo1:
what's my business
Your business is: be wise.
Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 3:01am On Sep 19, 2018
DeBrain045:
ile.gend my man, brain as usual keep it up bro you got foresight
Foresight is the future. It's where wealth lies. Well appreciated, my brother.
Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend [Picture] by ebunoluwa2063: 3:01am On Sep 19, 2018
Wow! This is awesome!!!

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Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend [Picture] by Lucasinho(m): 4:18am On Sep 19, 2018
JamaicanLove:
This is the dumbest thing, I've ever read undecided

Face your front for once you loathsome.... X

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Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend [Picture] by Haykaymos(m): 5:49am On Sep 19, 2018
iLegendd:
I read a story by Mimimiles93 some months ago and I was hooked. There is something about that story most people don't see.

Today, while I was in the dining eating, the theme of the story flashed my mind. Something told me that story will make millions of dollars if well-written, formatted, and marketed on Amazon, D2D, etc.

I stopped what I was eating, switched on the computer and designed a simple book cover for the book (as sample) with the pen name Stephen Mimi.

Now, I want the author, Mr. Mimi to chat me privately so we can develop this story and package it. Our company will design the new cover, format it, proofread it, sell and market it online.

So, Mr. Mimimiles, take a look at this opportunity and grab it as soon as possible. All you need to do is to contact me. It's a 50/50 deal. Do you want to proceed with this? That your story is money in the bank if only you see what I see.

I want you to write the story from how you met her, how you loved her, how she betrayed you, how she killed your dad, what happened after his death, how you killed her, and finally how your life is currently going at the moment. Be detailed and descriptive.

This book will be controversial and it's a book that'll take you to stardom. This book will change your life. I don't know if you're seeing what I'm seeing. The future is bright. Don't dwell on your past, turn them to money.

I drop my pen.

Brilliant!

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