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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Coldie(m): 5:03pm On Nov 14, 2020
What he said is the truth blanks were fired no doubt but instigators add fire, pepper Maggi and salt

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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by misano(m): 5:03pm On Nov 14, 2020
BabaOwen:
How do people end up with bullets injuries in the videos we watch on IG?

That guy is talking nonsense. He hasn't watched any video. He is just a cow.

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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by saajus: 5:03pm On Nov 14, 2020
Rubish. We all saw the footages of people badly injured. There was one that people are trying to remove a bullet from someone's body. Let's tell the truth for once.

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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by MossadAgent: 5:03pm On Nov 14, 2020

“I am an expert in ammunition having spent so long in the army. However, you may wish not to take my word for it but look up the effects of blank ammunition,” he said.

Look at this illiterate.

There is a difference between blank ammunition and rubber bullets.

Here he is telling us they are one and the same.

Blank bullets have no projectile and only the gun powder explosion is what you get

Blank bullets are used on film sets .

Rubber bullets on the other hand are standard issue for crowd control and also used in Air gun competitions and games.

Expert indeed.

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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Blessedassuranc(f): 5:03pm On Nov 14, 2020
OZOnNengiTheory:
DJ Switch should be arrested and thoroughly investigated. I believe she is working with the opposition or the albino coward to destabilise this country.

The gullible ones will say families of killed Protesters are afraid to speak up. Laughable! E be like say Una never lose a loved one before..and I don't pray you experience it in ya lives. A woman that loses a child isnt scared of anything else in this world..and I can tell you with all I have that she would speak up in this circumstance!

The truth, DJ Switch and all those behind the just concluded drama called endSARS must be thoroughly investigated and those found culpable should be ruthlessly dealt with

So says a man paid to be stupid here

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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Zayttoven: 5:03pm On Nov 14, 2020
Brooklynsouth:
dmx cradle to grave with jet li

Romeo must die (2000)
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Anneka101(f): 5:04pm On Nov 14, 2020
EmperorFred:
how much boss?

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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Nobody: 5:05pm On Nov 14, 2020
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OZOnNengiTheory:
DJ Switch should be arrested and thoroughly investigated. I believe she is working with the opposition or the albino coward to destabilise this country.

The gullible ones will say families of killed Protesters are afraid to speak up. Laughable! E be like say Una never lose a loved one before..and I don't pray you experience it in ya lives. A woman that loses a child isnt scared of anything else in this world..and I can tell you with all I have that she would speak up in this circumstance!

The truth, DJ Switch and all those behind the just concluded drama called endSARS must be thoroughly investigated and those found culpable should be ruthlessly dealt with

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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Yakubu113: 5:05pm On Nov 14, 2020
OZOnNengiTheory:
DJ Switch should be arrested and thoroughly investigated. I believe she is working with the opposition or the albino coward to destabilise this country.

The gullible ones will say families of killed Protesters are afraid to speak up. Laughable! E be like say Una never lose a loved one before..and I don't pray you experience it in ya lives. A woman that loses a child isnt scared of anything else in this world..and I can tell you with all I have that she would speak up in this circumstance!

The truth, DJ Switch and all those behind the just concluded drama called endSARS must be thoroughly investigated and those found culpable should be ruthlessly dealt with
Even if dj switch is not saying the truth the government isn't telling the truth either only time will tell and if you are calling for arrest of dj switch how come you did not mention thoes thug that were brought in with SUV to attack the protest.
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Nobody: 5:05pm On Nov 14, 2020
He was referring to the harmless nature of the blank rounds tho ? To show that they can only cause a mark... i mean within context it probably came off as normal.

He is actually indicting the army for using live rounds. Saying that even one bullet would've killed at least three not one.. so yes ppl died for sure. This is out of context.

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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by King44(m): 5:05pm On Nov 14, 2020
BabaOwen:
How do people end up with bullets injuries in the videos we watch on IG?
It fell from heaven or the protesters started shooting each other because they were bored.

The gvt is worse than demons

Nothing good would come from this panel, once I saw Segalinkz there I knew it is was a dead end.

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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by misano(m): 5:06pm On Nov 14, 2020
saajus:
Rubish. We all saw the footages of people badly injured. There was one that people are trying to remove a bullet from someone's body. Let's tell the truth for once.

Many people have not watched the videos online, especially Buhari supporters.

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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Reference(m): 5:06pm On Nov 14, 2020
Silly General. I too have used blank ammunition for years in training and have seen first hand the damage it can do. It is lethal at close range and will do severe tissue damage within a 5 metres envelope. Had scars on my back for several years and many colleagues had severe injures during training. He knows little about 7.62mm blank ammunition. They are not toys.

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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by AMvanquish: 5:08pm On Nov 14, 2020
Zayttoven:
Guns don't kill people. People kill people.

--DMX [ROMEO MUST DIE] 2000].

Na so. Featuring Aaliyah and Jet li that year. 600 years enjoyment for you. grin
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by olayiwola72(m): 5:08pm On Nov 14, 2020
SolidGains:


I just don't understand why people can be this stupid and insensitive to issues such as the carnage that took place in Lekki.

There was no way DJ switch could have doctored that video as claimed by the military. It was a live streaming record... If you check the exact time the carnage was going on with the time the video was recorded. I was on TV that night watching as they tried desperately to remove bullets from victims. Again, why would the soldiers prevent ambulance from getting to the scene of the shootings. Why did the army denied their presence only to later admitted they were present?

After all, we all know the antecedent of the Nigerian Army.

That video was live, It wasn't doctored.


Bro trust me you have said it all ...and trust you are so educated ... some people’s are just foolish why are they attacking that Dj that make everyone know what really happened that day
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by prigoz(m): 5:08pm On Nov 14, 2020
OZOnNengiTheory:
DJ Switch should be arrested and thoroughly investigated. I believe she is working with the opposition or the albino coward to destabilise this country.

The gullible ones will say families of killed Protesters are afraid to speak up. Laughable! E be like say Una never lose a loved one before..and I don't pray you experience it in ya lives. A woman that loses a child isnt scared of anything else in this world..and I can tell you with all I have that she would speak up in this circumstance!

The truth, DJ Switch and all those behind the just concluded drama called endSARS must be thoroughly investigated and those found culpable should be ruthlessly dealt with
You are so gullible to the extent of thinking with your anus. It is your type that will be shouting Sai Baba but you will be at conductor for increasing transport fare

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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Gabkosh: 5:09pm On Nov 14, 2020
OZOnNengiTheory:
DJ Switch should be arrested and thoroughly investigated. I believe she is working with the opposition or the albino coward to destabilise this country.

The gullible ones will say families of killed Protesters are afraid to speak up. Laughable! E be like say Una never lose a loved one before..and I don't pray you experience it in ya lives. A woman that loses a child isnt scared of anything else in this world..and I can tell you with all I have that she would speak up in this circumstance!

The truth, DJ Switch and all those behind the just concluded drama called endSARS must be thoroughly investigated and those found culpable should be ruthlessly dealt with
Call your father, you and him should come and investigate us. Thunder fire you and your lying general.

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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by honourbay: 5:09pm On Nov 14, 2020
The point is....Y were they fired upon in the first place...Blanks or not
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by danuzochukwu: 5:11pm On Nov 14, 2020
OZOnNengiTheory:
DJ Switch should be arrested and thoroughly investigated. I believe she is working with the opposition or the albino coward to destabilise this country.

The gullible ones will say families of killed Protesters are afraid to speak up. Laughable! E be like say Una never lose a loved one before..and I don't pray you experience it in ya lives. A woman that loses a child isnt scared of anything else in this world..and I can tell you with all I have that she would speak up in this circumstance!

The truth, DJ Switch and all those behind the just concluded drama called endSARS must be thoroughly investigated and those found culpable should be ruthlessly dealt with
DJ switch did not instigate any false news or violent, she only went live on IG and the video clips are everywhere for you to see. I watched it and I actually saw men in uniform shooting, which time has it become the duty of the military to dispatch peaceful protesters in Nigeria. The appearance of the military on that protest ground alone is enough to blame them and the government that sent them on what happened the following day, not DJ switch.

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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by ivolt: 5:12pm On Nov 14, 2020
katyamizotta:


you should comment as well on the insensitive joke from the army official
It is not a joke.
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by ivolt: 5:12pm On Nov 14, 2020
prigoz:

You are so gullible to the extent of thinking with your anus. It is your type that will be shouting Sai Baba but you will be at conductor for increasing transport fare
Where are the 78 bodies?
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by tillaman(m): 5:12pm On Nov 14, 2020
BabaOwen:
How do people end up with bullets injuries in the videos we watch on IG?
Good question bro
they will not answer or Dr Ayo of Grandville Med laser Is telling a lie too
The videos of the folks that sustained bullet wounds are all on his IG they will never say the truth
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by ladychioma: 5:12pm On Nov 14, 2020
OZOnNengiTheory:
DJ Switch should be arrested and thoroughly investigated. I believe she is working with the opposition or the albino coward to destabilise this country.

The gullible ones will say families of killed Protesters are afraid to speak up. Laughable! E be like say Una never lose a loved one before..and I don't pray you experience it in ya lives. A woman that loses a child isnt scared of anything else in this world..and I can tell you with all I have that she would speak up in this circumstance!

The truth, DJ Switch and all those behind the just concluded drama called endSARS must be thoroughly investigated and those found culpable should be ruthlessly dealt with
And you think the brigader general is saying the truth?. You are a fool

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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by dstar01(m): 5:13pm On Nov 14, 2020
A joke that only buttress the point that these people in government don't care about our feelings else who would he make such a cruel joke? angry




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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by ivolt: 5:14pm On Nov 14, 2020
SolidGains:


I just don't understand why people can be this stupid and insensitive to issues such as the carnage that took place in Lekki.

There was no way DJ switch could have doctored that video as claimed by the military. It was a live streaming record... If you check the exact time the carnage was going on with the time the video was recorded. I was on TV that night watching as they tried desperately to remove bullets from victims. Again, why would the soldiers prevent ambulance from getting to the scene of the shootings. Why did the army denied their presence only to later admitted they were present?

After all, we all know the antecedent of the Nigerian Army.

That video was live, It wasn't doctored.

There is nothing in DJ witch's video. Absolutely nothing.

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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Emmasnoop(m): 5:14pm On Nov 14, 2020
OZOnNengiTheory:
DJ Switch should be arrested and thoroughly investigated. I believe she is working with the opposition or the albino coward to destabilise this country.

The gullible ones will say families of killed Protesters are afraid to speak up. Laughable! E be like say Una never lose a loved one before..and I don't pray you experience it in ya lives. A woman that loses a child isnt scared of anything else in this world..and I can tell you with all I have that she would speak up in this circumstance!

The truth, DJ Switch and all those behind the just concluded drama called endSARS must be thoroughly investigated and those found culpable should be ruthlessly dealt with
MAKE THUNDER FIRE U THERE,FOOLS THAT ARE EASILY CONVINCE BY THIS USELESS GOVERNMENT.

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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Gabkosh: 5:15pm On Nov 14, 2020
OZOnNengiTheory:
that's the worst you can do sir. we all can't view things the same way
If you aren't stupid and gullible, sebi your governor said he didn't invite the army.

Sebi your coward army said they weren't at lekki toll gate.

So thier new tactic is they did not use live bullet. Then who killed these ones

Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by olayiwola72(m): 5:15pm On Nov 14, 2020
danuzochukwu:
DJ switch did not instigate any false news or violent, she only went live on IG and the video clips are everywhere for you to see. I watched it and I actually saw men in uniform shooting, which time has it become the duty of the military to dispatch peaceful protesters in Nigeria. The appearance of the military on that protest ground alone is enough to blame them and the government that sent them on what happened the following day, not DJ switch.


Bro leave the fool ... Nairaland need to be investigating some guys Before they allow them join here
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by unscripted(m): 5:15pm On Nov 14, 2020
OZOnNengiTheory:
DJ Switch should be arrested and thoroughly investigated. I believe she is working with the opposition or the albino coward to destabilise this country.

The gullible ones will say families of killed Protesters are afraid to speak up. Laughable! E be like say Una never lose a loved one before..and I don't pray you experience it in ya lives. A woman that loses a child isnt scared of anything else in this world..and I can tell you with all I have that she would speak up in this circumstance!

The truth, DJ Switch and all those behind the just concluded drama called endSARS must be thoroughly investigated and those found culpable should be ruthlessly dealt with
o you are back , you believe an army that said they were not there at all in the first place ,, who is a proven lier hear .. I just hope you are being well paid for this nonsense..

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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by ladychioma: 5:16pm On Nov 14, 2020
Racoon:
How can a senior military officer for that matter make such an offensive statement in a high profile panel investigating the disgusting role played by the army which include the death of people? This just reaffirmed that the army lied.They are utterly insensitive & wicked.
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So killing of innocent unarmed peaceful protesters is now a joking matter?. May their table become a snare to them that joke with the death of young vibrant youths.
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Gabkosh: 5:16pm On Nov 14, 2020
ivolt:

Where are the 78 bodies?
Check your father's bedroom.

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