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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by AMINDA: 6:12pm On Nov 14, 2020
Passion2009:


Another Zombie spotted. Moe is not the leader of the protest - she only offered legal services and as at the time when she tweeted about Atiku's team, Atiku was still with APC and Buhari then.

Okay, how about the leader that has been busted to be a morbid Tinubu hater? Clearly, the EndSars key players were not as non-partisan as they would have us all believe. Virtually all of them have been found to be either pro-Atiku or anti-Tinubu. Little wonder why they quickly changed from EndSars to EndBadGovernance, thereby politicizing the protest.

Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Ekemz: 6:13pm On Nov 14, 2020
OZOnNengiTheory:
DJ Switch should be arrested and thoroughly investigated. I believe she is working with the opposition or the albino coward to destabilise this country.

The gullible ones will say families of killed Protesters are afraid to speak up. Laughable! E be like say Una never lose a loved one before..and I don't pray you experience it in ya lives. A woman that loses a child isnt scared of anything else in this world..and I can tell you with all I have that she would speak up in this circumstance!

The truth, DJ Switch and all those behind the just concluded drama called endSARS must be thoroughly investigated and those found culpable should be ruthlessly dealt with

You must be mad and stupid.
My friend and back then course mate died as a result of the foolish army on that faithful day.
This human being you are very foolish to the extreme. Keep supporting the foolish govt until it becomes one of your family members affected by the nonchalant way of the foolish leaders
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Nobody: 6:15pm On Nov 14, 2020
Ekemz:


You must mad and stupid.
My friend and back then course mate died as a result of the foolish army on that faithful day.
This human being you are very foolish to the extreme. Keep supporting the foolish govt until it becomes one of your family members affected by the nonchalant way of the foolish leaders
let's have his picture and contact of any of his family member for confirmation. if we find this out to be false, we will track you and teach you a lesson others will learn from

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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Kelvinhunta: 6:18pm On Nov 14, 2020
U made no point! You should be asking yourself what is d military doing where peaceful protesters are especially when they off lights, remove Cctv and the protesters holding Nigerian flags
OZOnNengiTheory:
DJ Switch should be arrested and thoroughly investigated. I believe she is working with the opposition or the albino coward to destabilise this country.

The gullible ones will say families of killed Protesters are afraid to speak up. Laughable! E be like say Una never lose a loved one before..and I don't pray you experience it in ya lives. A woman that loses a child isnt scared of anything else in this world..and I can tell you with all I have that she would speak up in this circumstance!

The truth, DJ Switch and all those behind the just concluded drama called endSARS must be thoroughly investigated and those found culpable should be ruthlessly dealt with
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by odovonnestor1: 6:24pm On Nov 14, 2020
Gloating over use of rifle while his counterparts in US Defence is working on drones, etc.
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Imstrong2(m): 6:27pm On Nov 14, 2020
Blackking98:

Thanks
you are welcome

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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Femeto: 6:28pm On Nov 14, 2020
Liars.
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by rockstar99: 6:30pm On Nov 14, 2020
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by BigBashiru: 6:33pm On Nov 14, 2020
dre11:
I wish I brought a rifle to try it on you, army commander jokes with panel member over Lekki shooting



https://www.thecable.ng/extra-i-wish-i-brought-a-rifle-to-try-it-on-you-army-commander-jokes-with-panel-member-over-lekki-shooting

Nigerians love converting serious matters into jokes and IT'S NOT A GOOD CULTURE!
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by drlaykay(m): 6:37pm On Nov 14, 2020
Unik3030:
All I can say about d Lekki shooting is that both parties aren't sincere so they are covering lies with lies.

it's obvious DJ switch lied n other endsars activist n also the government isn't sincere so both parties aren't telling us what happened.

questions d government needs to answer
*d Fashola camera
*who called d soldiers n what were they called for?
*y didn't they calm protesters in other places but prefer where Tinubu is making his money?


questions d soldiers need to answer
*were u there that night?
*who called u n what did he call u to come n do?
*u agree shooting occurred,who fired it?
*u agree u used blank bullet but we say a 2005 Nigeria navy bullet,did it come from d sky?


questions for DJ switch to answer
*how many were killed?
*we agreed your phone went off at a time so u couldn't capture d scenes,are u d only one with phone there or only your phone can capture d scenerio?
*u admitted to speaking with the soldiers shooting,did he paused the shooting so he can speak with u or u have bullet proof?

questions for endsars protesters
*u once had an affiliation with Atiku during campaign n now u are leading a protest against a government that defeated your preferred candidate,can u prove beyond reasonable doubt that u aren't sponsored to cause chaos?

*u received a certain amount during the protest, please can u clearly tell us what it was meant for n d services u rendered?

*u posted some pictures online about d protest,can u prove to us that they were real n not fake news to incite violence
If I would make an inference from what he said, I would say the panel has watched the video from the CCTV and discovered that bullets were fired directly at the protesters, now they want to ascertain the type of bullet fired!

In other words, the only question is who instructed them to shoot directly at the protesters?
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Nobody: 6:39pm On Nov 14, 2020
He should rather bring the riffle and have one of the panel members test it on him.
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by uptimum123(m): 6:41pm On Nov 14, 2020
Unik3030:
All I can say about d Lekki shooting is that both parties aren't sincere so they are covering lies with lies.

it's obvious DJ switch lied n other endsars activist n also the government isn't sincere so both parties aren't telling us what happened.

questions d government needs to answer
*d Fashola camera
*who called d soldiers n what were they called for?
*y didn't they calm protesters in other places but prefer where Tinubu is making his money?


questions d soldiers need to answer
*were u there that night?
*who called u n what did he call u to come n do?
*u agree shooting occurred,who fired it?
*u agree u used blank bullet but we say a 2005 Nigeria navy bullet,did it come from d sky?


questions for DJ switch to answer
*how many were killed?
*we agreed your phone went off at a time so u couldn't capture d scenes,are u d only one with phone there or only your phone can capture d scenerio?
*u admitted to speaking with the soldiers shooting,did he paused the shooting so he can speak with u or u have bullet proof?

questions for endsars protesters
*u once had an affiliation with Atiku during campaign n now u are leading a protest against a government that defeated your preferred candidate,can u prove beyond reasonable doubt that u aren't sponsored to cause chaos?

*u received a certain amount during the protest, please can u clearly tell us what it was meant for n d services u rendered?

*u posted some pictures online about d protest,can u prove to us that they were real n not fake news to incite violence

If you had watched the panel sitting today then you won't be asking all this questions.

I urge you to check online for video of today's sitting then you would have answer to all your questions.

Note : The answers excludes that of DJ Switch

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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by jrusky(m): 6:43pm On Nov 14, 2020
OZOnNengiTheory:
DJ Switch should be arrested and thoroughly investigated. I believe she is working with the opposition or the albino coward to destabilise this country.

The gullible ones will say families of killed Protesters are afraid to speak up. Laughable! E be like say Una never lose a loved one before..and I don't pray you experience it in ya lives. A woman that loses a child isnt scared of anything else in this world..and I can tell you with all I have that she would speak up in this circumstance!

The truth, DJ Switch and all those behind the just concluded drama called endSARS must be thoroughly investigated and those found culpable should be ruthlessly dealt with

Bro uou too dumb take my word that is who you are.

I'm born into Millitary home infact I attend millitary schools I would say nearly all my life. Bro the General was right in his analysis and description "BUT" in capital, one or two among the soldiers might be given a life bullet to target and bring down few to scare the protesters in other to cover up and immediately mopped the floor to beat evidence.

This is a tactics bro stop being too carried away this is a case of telling 10 men go there and stop them using blank bullets but 2 among you must use life bullet to make a statement of intimidation. bro in a circular world that is called a "set up" put your no.6 at work.

Good eveming.
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Pigmy(m): 6:44pm On Nov 14, 2020
OZOnNengiTheory:
DJ Switch should be arrested and thoroughly investigated. I believe she is working with the opposition or the albino coward to destabilise this country.

The gullible ones will say families of killed Protesters are afraid to speak up. Laughable! E be like say Una never lose a loved one before..and I don't pray you experience it in ya lives. A woman that loses a child isnt scared of anything else in this world..and I can tell you with all I have that she would speak up in this circumstance!

The truth, DJ Switch and all those behind the just concluded drama called endSARS must be thoroughly investigated and those found culpable should be ruthlessly dealt with

Really?.
You must be a grand joker
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by uptimum123(m): 6:45pm On Nov 14, 2020
Prodigee:
Whether na blank or live bullets una use, it was totally out of place. Where were you fvckers when useless hoodlums hijacked the peaceful protests? When the urchins started attacking innocent people, looting and destroying properties you were MIA. Crap!

The question you should be asking yourself is why did they allow the protest continue for that long when the Government had already accepted to implement their demands

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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by uptimum123(m): 6:47pm On Nov 14, 2020
Anneka101:
This is insensitivity at its peak, so how come blank bullets killed 2 protesters and injured scores.


The panel is a joke. I know nothing good would come out of this panel.

I have got iPhone 8 64GB for sale ooo

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No protester died at lekki toll gate, the two people the Governor mentioned was not connected to lekki incident

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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by KaptainAfrika: 6:50pm On Nov 14, 2020
That is a threat wrapped up in a "joke".
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by ibuildstuff(m): 6:50pm On Nov 14, 2020
Patrioticman007:
Naija Reloaded 2.8.
Its a fact that blank bullets were used as shown on the video evidence, however the effects might have caused stampedes which usually ends in injuries & death.
However those saying otherwise, should please come forward with video evidence & counter the military assertion.
But they were people that survived with live bullet in their body, governor also confirm two persons dead.

So blank bullet did all this
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by zedman1(m): 6:51pm On Nov 14, 2020
Unik3030:
All I can say about d Lekki shooting is that both parties aren't sincere so they are covering lies with lies.

it's obvious DJ switch lied n other endsars activist n also the government isn't sincere so both parties aren't telling us what happened.

questions d government needs to answer
*d Fashola camera
*who called d soldiers n what were they called for?
*y didn't they calm protesters in other places but prefer where Tinubu is making his money?


questions d soldiers need to answer
*were u there that night?
*who called u n what did he call u to come n do?
*u agree shooting occurred,who fired it?
*u agree u used blank bullet but we say a 2005 Nigeria navy bullet,did it come from d sky?


questions for DJ switch to answer
*how many were killed?
*we agreed your phone went off at a time so u couldn't capture d scenes,are u d only one with phone there or only your phone can capture d scenerio?
*u admitted to speaking with the soldiers shooting,did he paused the shooting so he can speak with u or u have bullet proof?

questions for endsars protesters
*u once had an affiliation with Atiku during campaign n now u are leading a protest against a government that defeated your preferred candidate,can u prove beyond reasonable doubt that u aren't sponsored to cause chaos?

*u received a certain amount during the protest, please can u clearly tell us what it was meant for n d services u rendered?

*u posted some pictures online about d protest,can u prove to us that they were real n not fake news to incite violence
This is one of the very few critical thinkers left in Nigeria, others just follow the crowd, that's what politics has done to the brains of the average Nigerian.

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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by weyreypey: 6:53pm On Nov 14, 2020
I know General Taiwo. He's not fillipant. He should not be quoted out of context.

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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by weyreypey: 6:54pm On Nov 14, 2020
KaptainAfrika:
That is a threat wrapped up in a "joke".
Nope
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by egunna(m): 6:55pm On Nov 14, 2020
baliyubla:
The Dingbat thinks it’s funny.

Please stop shitting on the corpse of those your Men killed in the most gruesome manner.
how some of u reason is just so so amazing,how can someone b trying to open ur eyes to see and u try to pretend u still can't see?if u want to Kno what a massacre is,cast ur mind back to what happened to d shhites in Zaria.if a single shot is fired into dat crowd I see,u can never have d orderliness I see dere.

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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Miracle2020: 6:56pm On Nov 14, 2020
Brandonx:
That general is so insensitive undecided
He should bring the rifle and someone should please try with a live bullet on him.
open your dead brain before talking nonsense. The general was talking about blank ammunition. He said he wish he brought a rifle so that he can demonstrate how blank ammunition work. Blank ammunition cannot kill, it can only put a black spot on your body even if the muzzle was on your skin before firing. Stop watching the panel with a bias mind pls

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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by OKorowanta: 6:59pm On Nov 14, 2020
OZOnNengiTheory:
DJ Switch should be arrested and thoroughly investigated. I believe she is working with the opposition or the albino coward to destabilise this country.

The gullible ones will say families of killed Protesters are afraid to speak up. Laughable! E be like say Una never lose a loved one before..and I don't pray you experience it in ya lives. A woman that loses a child isnt scared of anything else in this world..and I can tell you with all I have that she would speak up in this circumstance!

The truth, DJ Switch and all those behind the just concluded drama called endSARS must be thoroughly investigated and those found culpable should be ruthlessly dealt with

The blood of the innocent will hunt you down..
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Miracle2020: 6:59pm On Nov 14, 2020
BabaOwen:
How do people end up with bullets injuries in the videos we watch on IG?
why are you not asking of the 78 people killed? Abi una don change from killing to injury?
Propaganda will not help you.

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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Babinski: 7:02pm On Nov 14, 2020
OZOnNengiTheory:
DJ Switch should be arrested and thoroughly investigated. I believe she is working with the opposition or the albino coward to destabilise this country.

The gullible ones will say families of killed Protesters are afraid to speak up. Laughable! E be like say Una never lose a loved one before..and I don't pray you experience it in ya lives. A woman that loses a child isnt scared of anything else in this world..and I can tell you with all I have that she would speak up in this circumstance!

The truth, DJ Switch and all those behind the just concluded drama called endSARS must be thoroughly investigated and those found culpable should be ruthlessly dealt with

DJ Switch should be arrested on the testimony of an agent of an accussed party? It is ridiculous for the Judicial Panel to allow the Army as an accused party to present one of their own as expert witness and also submit blanks that were not taken from the crime scene in the presence of credible witnesses. Do you go to court and say the accused should be presenting his family members as expert witnesses? Where is the objectivity?

Even if we assume without conceding that they used blanks, do you know that blanks for a pistol used in filming killed Bruce Lee's only son? Do you know several actors have died from blanks fired from pistols? Do you know the muzzle velocity of pistols compared to rifles?
And he is saying even if he presses the rifle on a person and shoots a blank nothing will happen? That is a blatant lie.

Also, why do you as Army come to a peaceful protest with civilians if you wanted to shoot blanks? You bring an armoured tank to a fight and you say it is to spray water? And you want us to believe you? Everyone knows it is the Police that have the constitutional duty for security in civilian protests except it becomes very violent. That the Army showed up is already indicting.

https://www.nytimes.com/1993/04/01/obituaries/blank-pistol-kills-actor-the-son-of-bruce-lee.html
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by laidima88(m): 7:04pm On Nov 14, 2020
never underestimate the propaganda of a typical Jewish Nigerian christain
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Babinski: 7:07pm On Nov 14, 2020
Brandonx:
That general is so insensitive undecided
He should bring the rifle and someone should please try with a live bullet on him.

If a rifle is pressed to his head and fired with a blank the man will die. It has happened several times with a pistol firing blanks, much less a rifle with a much higher muzzle velocity.

https://www.nytimes.com/1993/04/01/obituaries/blank-pistol-kills-actor-the-son-of-bruce-lee.html
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by egunna(m): 7:07pm On Nov 14, 2020
joelag:
Robber bullets or not, at the end I will always blame Buhari, because he is the commander in chief.
when,at least we know say u no get anything to talk asides to blame Buhari.if u no get erection sef na Buhari cause am
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Nobody: 7:10pm On Nov 14, 2020
Miracle2020:
why are you not asking of the 78 people killed? Abi una don change from killing to injury?
Propaganda will not help you.
I don't like it when people with brains but fail to use it quote me. I no know the day I tell you say 78 people were killed for there wey you dey quote me dey write rubbish

I won't be reading your foolish quotes again not to talk of replying it.

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