HBD Starbwoyy..GGMUB.. Burt u slf voice out nao, na wetin b yo age??

I fink wordz..... swit wordz

Wiser than u are Arrow MAN. Or wus it Sword u named yha self

bin gbagbo: * enters the toilet, looks left from right, nobody watching. ..releases one heavy shittz on the veranda and takes to my heels*

Hahahahaha laffin n shit on top chair, oh i shit on top chair again i've 4gotn u nao av pub. toilt,i wud av luvd to shit there burt Homar is d toilet keeper, i'll advertise ur services 4 more patronages.

swtchicgurl: beht why?. Xo no b Rihanna, i tink say na Rihanna ni o. She tu fyn gan.

nne3870: lol...she looks like Timaya, are they related?

. Haba madam fear God nao. Ao dis beast take resemble Timaya.

What will i witness nd experience b4 i clock 150 . Will i get raptured wiv God .

booqee: wtf?! Where is d joke in d 1st place?? i swear i wish i could lay u down flat, and beat d living hell outta ur arrse. So because thread make front page now, make we begin dey gyrate?? Mtcheww.....u for use am go collect money for bank nah..... Nonsense.

Every1 knows this is not a joke but aunty he still get reason if not reasons 4 doing dat, i suppose dis was where his update made it to the front page..Xo reason along wiv him...Wot of ur own 'who is Timmy Kingspeen'¿¿¿

Acidosis:

girl you fine oo

Lol fankx

Tankx sister

Wot is ds i jex read on nairaland again,,,,,,,, Dx is more dan being stale. T stings, sucks n stinks nd even staleeeeest

Hahahahahaha they neva set u free frm dr trap?...... Hahahaha im talkin 'bou witches n masquerades wey trap u. Hahahahaha

mtcheew..... Wot z dx u've written o o o?

Wen wil i b a SINNER? . Wen wil i knw Genesis chapter 1 verse 1?. Wen wil i rememba my date of birth?

MOGUL.O:
Am sure boobsqee will come last because of her heavy load!


God help her na...

Buhahahaha eh eh God help o. Real Joke. Haha cant stop laffin o.

Funny,abi u don lie ni. I wonda werin apn to dox tribes listd

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hakunajay:


Come o... How you take know say i get crayfish head?

Lytu wonda u fail ur exams, i shud fink part of d reasons y u do is due to loss of memory............ I no get ur tymmmmmmmmmmmmm.

bin gbagbo: i went to Akpors and asked " can you give me a haircut?"

"sure!" akpors replied . . .
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he added. ."but do you have a cup or hat?"






i had my period!!!!

Bin Bin go away, come again anoda day, lytu 'thank me' wants to frown........

Abbey2sam: The rate at which pple are sending useless msgs to other pple is just too bad,first i received a text msg about getin #750 recharge card if i forward the msg to 10 people and i stupidly did,the height of it all was when i received one that says and i cote "dont pick this number 0800226655,that they are using ppl for rituals,pls i dont knw how true dis is bcuz i blive pple just want to waste the free sms's that mtn is givin

Werin d tin go take u nat to pick up d cal,,,,,,,,, weda u go sick if u no pick,,,,,,,,aftall d no neva cal u n if u wanna b a gudt of 9jeria u can dial d no,,,,,,xo dat u can be a very tangible victim of it. Lemme start 4 u.

Hi evrybdy, nidt ur piecex of advice nd opinionx.... Ao do I go about d maintenance of 'screentouching' fonex. Kinda confuse wiv dix screen problem. And plx esp. ways i can adopt to prevent d screen problem o includin ma 2nd fone which is 'samsung slide' also avin screen probx.. Fankx in anticipation.............

hakunajay:

Engrish is not my father's language... Your frog eyes sharp o cos i was expecting you not to notice the error... Lol. Herbal portion guzzler...

hakunajay xawy jawe pakutabrain, even if English is ur moda's lang, dat ur crayfish head wud av mixed wiv blood in ur mums womb n wil surely affect u....... Dats y i cant blame u much.

Jexxoxx!!!!!!!!! Op nao

booqee: whats his facebook name or is it page?? Thanks.

4 wot madam booqee?

booqee: What?!
@c.fours. @rosefleurs. You guys sound like you find dis absolutely normal. For goodness sake, this is africa not d western world. Mehn......dis d most crazy thing i've seen in nigeria oh. And i think dis guy, sorry, babe, needs his brain checked. Many would kill to be a man, but dis guy babe has concluded dat God doesn't know what he's doing, and he must correct God's 'mistake'. Smh.

U jex said wotx on maie mindddddddd. **smh oooo**

Lol

Stil prefer Cornflakes to Golden mourn

hakunajay:


Really? Maybe thats why i kept failing it?

Exactly, im sure u 4got to include ur English Lang. cus its nat only Maths.....