It might sound like a joke but I don reach stage wey any girl that comes to my house is DTF


That doesn't mean I try my luck first, matter of fact, I don't, especially if you're a stoner, we go just siddon dey blow greens dey watch movies with munchies, na them go decide if they're horrrnyyyy enough to fuvvk or not.


Some of them have come and left, then call me to berate me for acting so cold, I dey always ask them say wetin stop them from making a move. It's a free world 😁😁😁😁


One banny come my house, that day I was in a good mood, so I wire her three rounds, babe begin shalaye say she don nack fuckademos so she vowed to come spend a complete week when next she comes.


Omor babe do 4 days, na only good night kiss I dey give her, on the 5th nobody tell her, na she take over command by fire by seduction by force...

😁😁😁😁

AmalaAtiEwedu:


I dey wait for person wey dey around there wey go show me around that their university BSU make I sample some girls

Guy sex for Benue is cheap as anything, even that 5k be like you dey waste funds, bannies choke everywhere.

You no even need anybody to show you around that BSU side, just get a car and drive around the school, collect number till you tire them go home and finish work, some fit even follow you home immediately...


Damn, I love that state...

zoer:
Where are you staying in Naf Base Mkd?
Officers quater or Sgt quarters or corporals quarters..
1st Lane, 2nd Lane ,3rd Lane , 4th Lane or 5th Lane.

Abi na officers mess or WO Sgt mess or corporals mess you dey stay.
Or you stay at stragag for NAF Complex side.

Ahhhh bro you wan come kidnap am

Mariangeles:


THE DEVIL IS A LIAR!!!

The thought of me will continue to be a torment to your wicked mind, heart, body and soul, and a reminder of how much of a failure you are. YOU FAILED YOUR FATHER. A FAILURE AT OVER FIFTY

The force of my fire will continue to burn, and burn, and burn your wicked soul. 🔥🔥🔥You ain't seen nothing!
Every time you quote me with any of your numerous monikers for wickedness, judgement is released upon you, right where you are.
You and those that approve of your wickedness and urge you on.

As he loved cursing, so let it come unto him. As he delighted not in blessings, so let it be far from him.
As he clothed himself with cursing like as with a his garment, so let it come into his bowels like water, and like oil into his bones.
Let it be unto him as the garment which covereth him, and for a girdle wherewith he is girded continually.

You are possessed with legion of demons that are manipulating and tormenting, and you will continue to suffer under their torment until you seek help.

I AM A FORCE YOU CAN NEVER CONTEND WITH!

There will never be peace for the wicked.



You are defeated!
You are a failure!!
You are a loser!!!

Easy Mama... He ain't worth all the cussing...



Always treat the Internet like a book, when you see something that upsets you, log out and continue with your life.

No need taking things online too personal, your mental health should be your topmost priority.


Stay Safe!!!

Dates now don turn feeding program.

So e better make she come my house, come cook make all of us chop make she dey go back house.

I no get time for shenanigans..

On the contrary, I prefer them way more older than 25.

I mean, I like my peace of mind and they tend to understand better no be all this Gen-z squad wey go wan use noise disturb person life....

No be by congratulations oh..


Hungry dey kill people oh....

The Marine spirit dey practice for choreography for Marine kingdom

So how would telling us now reduce the cup of garri for market...

Guy if you don't let that woman go, you'll beat her to death one day, remain three beatings

Just be joking with prison time, nobody would care who caused what...

Find a way to co-parent your son and enjoy your peace of mind, this life is too short oh, enjoy now or forever lose your peace....


Stay safe brodah..

This story sweet shaaaa

Reading this story by this time of the night inside my cold dark room is chilling, lemme log out and sleep.

I don't want to start remembering many things...


Op, the Lord is your strength.

IFuckWell:
This is weird I met this babe two days ago. I could've sworn the girl was into me

Anty keeps leaving me on read. I no sabi why. Na like this I found myself talking to myself in her dm

Considered blocking the line buh Omo I don't want to be too hasty. Lols if you had any experience with this kind girls. What on is wrong here?

The fact that you carried this rubbish online shows how SIMPcious you are.

I have only one advice for you, ignore that girl and move on with your life, if she still find a way to enter your space, nack her and still move on with your life.

Even if she buys you a car to appease you, still collect the car, and move on with your life.

Except you're the king of Simps, just keep trying hard to gain her attention, she'll surely remember to reply you when her cream finish

Of all the problems in this country, na make woman answer your DM be your wahala...m

Spits on his bald head...n

mosicola:
It is because the sound that comes from their toto during knacking is out of the world. It sounds Futum Futum , whereas a skinny toto sounds Kpai Kpai. Me I never wan Kpai oh

This guy wan use laff kill me...

🤣🤣🤣

The way I like my privacy eh, na only God go help me with my wife but I don dey adapt to being with others though outside hustle.

Even when I dey with my folks, I spend more times inside my room than the sitting room, I only watch TV when I'm home alone or I have visitors....

I'm not proud, I just like the perfection of my own thoughts ..

Emmy000seun:
Lol.. so funny..🤣😜..and come to think of it, shisha is more harmful than cigarettes..I stand to be corrected tho!!!¿

If you smoke shisha for about 20 minutes, you've inhaled approximately 100 cigarettes.

Think about that....

Op your post is justified...

guobe:

Thanks Verbtips.
I don handover to you .I need to be seeing your winning streaks as you are taking over.

Boss make I rush go join your TG group, I need to tap from your blessings....

Childofdoom if you're willing to risk it, host me for one month make I change your orientation cause you dey loose guard die bro...

If bedbugs infestation jam you, you'll prefer to sleep in Amazon forest with the mosquito clan.

I don talk my own...

Homeboiy:
Boss waste her time

My own wickedness reach that level


Am wasting one of them type time right now

She is even 8 weeks pregnant

She first carry another man pikin wan hook me


But I was 7 steps ahead

Oga drop this gist, I'm interested.l

Exceptional300:
I am thinking of wasting her time before I kick her off if she proceeds with the Ab*ortn

Waste her time oh, make she hook you for throat, shebi as God wan comot the cross for your head, you no wan happy

Sulele04:

We don miss your gbedu stories sha.

Hope you are doing well.

I am bro.


I be wan start new story on the 1st but this protest dey make me think twice...

Make I wait till 11th

They should disqualify all of them but leave the camera men, make them see salary hold body.

Her tears the give me joy.


Foolish people's tears dey give me orgasms....

The fact that she still wants to remove the pregnancy despite knowing that her ability to give birth is on a low chance, I'll suggest you give her a concrete sit-down, clearly tell her to either quickly run the court wedding and settle down or remove the pregnancy and end the relationship.


Trust me, if she insists on removing the pregnancy, just know that lady wasn't meant for you.

Jejely carry your wahala and waka.

Haven't you suffered yourself untop that lady enough? Na you kill Jesus?

Dude was so freaking lucky but then it's possible that they went for a hit cause himself hold knife.


Anyway, his time never reach yet or else he'll have been another bleeding statistics...

Another day to remind you that human beings can be very wicked.

Even devil will be amazed....

Sulele04:

We don miss your gbedu stories sha.

Hope you are doing well.

I go soon start story like very sooooon.

Howdy man..

Dey Play....

Just Dey play.....