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Phones / Re: FIFA 14 For Android... by walexydon(m): 11:12am On Oct 20, 2013
ow una take dey download all dese games sef...they are always 500mb and above...e ja mi si na wink wink
Phones / Re: FIFA 14 For Android... by walexydon(m): 10:26am On Oct 20, 2013
bandisandi: download this file. http://www5.zippyshare.com/v/50192340/file.html
screenshots coming next
open d app and select fifa14 from d list by long pressing it.
select make free.
when done, tap fifa once to open it from freedom app, go ahead to unlock it. remember to on ur wifi and data connection
hi...pls is there no way i can use this app without rooting my l3??
Phones / Re: KIK Messenger by walexydon(m): 10:07am On Oct 20, 2013
huhgv
TV/Movies / Re: Best 2013 Movie(s) You've Watched!!! by walexydon(m): 10:02am On Oct 20, 2013
star trek into darkness...
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 7:58pm On Jun 09, 2013
.A father,his wife,2 daughters,2
sons,A theif,A policeman,are to cross a river to the
other side.pls help them cross but there are some
rules to follow.Remember,only the father,mother $
policeman know how to operate the raft!
RULES
Only 2 people on the raft at a time
The Father cannot stay with any of the daughters,
without their Mother’s presence
The Mother cannot stay with any of the sons,
without their Father’s presence
The thief cannot stay with any family member, if the
Policeman is not there
Only the Father, the Mother and the Policeman
know how to operate the raft
Romance / Re: Probably The Best Things In Life... by walexydon(m): 7:47pm On Jun 09, 2013
Knowing u r d reason behind some1's smile

Urinating after holding it 4 a long time
Romance / Re: Probably The Best Things In Life... by walexydon(m): 10:27pm On May 02, 2013
watchin ur team enter consecutive european final and watchin a great great goal
Romance / Re: Probably The Best Things In Life... by walexydon(m): 8:55pm On May 02, 2013
the smile on ur face wen allowee deposit enters
dont know abt u ooo, bt urinating after holdin it for soo long
Romance / Probably The Best Things In Life... by walexydon(m): 8:17am On May 02, 2013
Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you...

Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep...

First kisses...

Making new friends and spending time with the old ones...

Singing in the bathroom...

Sweet dreams...

Holding hands with someone you care about...

Watching a sunset...

Taking long, hot showers...

Knowing that somebody misses you...

keep it comin grin grin

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Romance / Re: The One Experience U Would Gladly Relive Again... by walexydon(m): 9:38pm On Apr 22, 2013
thinking
Jokes Etc / Re: This Would Make U Smile...Books That Will Never EVER Exist By Sunnshyn by walexydon(m): 4:34pm On Apr 17, 2013
How to make d rite decisions by GEJ
TV/Movies / Re: Best 2013 Movie(s) You've Watched!!! by walexydon(m): 8:02pm On Apr 16, 2013
sholay2011:
Really? Well, to each his own. I prefer Silver Linings playbook, argo and just like sum1 said, flight, to Avengers.
Yeah...different stroke 4 different folks...I've seen the others and they r nyc as well, bt avengers stood out 4 me...so nyc I watched it 2ce, sumfin I don't usually do
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Jokes/conversations/pics by walexydon(m): 7:59pm On Apr 16, 2013
onyejiokem: do u knw wat u're? ''Uwu otele''
What does it mean?
Jokes Etc / Re: This Would Make U Smile...Books That Will Never EVER Exist By Sunnshyn by walexydon(m): 4:26pm On Apr 16, 2013
How to keep a secret by a woman!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Jokes/conversations/pics by walexydon(m): 4:24pm On Apr 16, 2013
alaric saltzman: And that was ow my journalist friend was sacked yesterday...cos he told his boss "I want 2 snap a mad man 2day" in yoruba
sad grin
grin
TV/Movies / Re: Best 2013 Movie(s) You've Watched!!! by walexydon(m): 4:17pm On Apr 16, 2013
pablo aimar: Avengers is cool but I love denzel washington's "flight".
Avengers was the best of last year...not watched any "best of dis year"...
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 4:14pm On Apr 16, 2013
Wia r my riddlers?
TV/Movies / Re: Best 2013 Movie(s) You've Watched!!! by walexydon(m): 8:05pm On Mar 26, 2013
Jack reacher, Django unchained, Argo, here comes the boom
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 8:00pm On Mar 26, 2013
Tinkybabe: ^^thread starter,where have you ben?

Alaric Saltzman!I do not like you angry

dlex21 has come with his difficult brain teasing questions again.


brb
Lolz...I've been on riddles tour in other countries wink
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 8:00pm On Mar 26, 2013
blidz2:
im first on earth,second in heaven,im always found in the middle of the sea nd i comes twice in a week......wat im i?
Letter "E"...this is a babyish riddle nah
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 8:16am On Mar 26, 2013
Wow!!! See tough riddles ooo...chai!!!
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by walexydon(m): 6:43pm On Oct 18, 2012
SBabaJ:
FM...Is Cool But Addictive.
i concor...but kinda suprised cos...u dont get 2 play it like FIFA or PES...just manage it and its still the most addictive!!!
Music/Radio / Re: Songs Better Than Tonto Dike's Song by walexydon(m): 5:42pm On Oct 18, 2012
ItsModella: With all the yeye songs being released lately, my ears have suffered enough so I'm going back in time. Who wan join me?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIpf8qhzuJQ
men...i cant believe i still rememeber this song grin grin...makes u 4get all ur sorrows unlike tonto dikeh's crap which makes u remember them... undecided undecided
Music/Radio / Re: Songs Better Than Tonto Dike's Song by walexydon(m): 12:52pm On Oct 18, 2012
i tried downloading the song on bb but it rejected, writing "error, cannot download song"...then i realized blackberry is a smart phone afterall grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: The Confession by walexydon(m): 11:35am On Oct 18, 2012
DANILSA: crack a joke to cover the shame grin grin grin
no be small shame
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by walexydon(m): 6:38pm On Oct 17, 2012
ogbeche77:
Am I the only one that thinks FIFA socks (Too Slow), PES all the way
but FIFA is more real...ur RAM size makes it slow
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by walexydon(m): 5:44pm On Oct 17, 2012
SBabaJ: Spent The Day Playing PES With Friends Who Are In Town For Convo. Finally Found A Way To Deploy Those Barca Players.
why play PES when there is FIFA undecided undecided
Jokes Etc / The Confession by walexydon(m): 4:02pm On Oct 17, 2012
During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn’t).

When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: “Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.” He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table.

I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.

The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go.

It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump!

I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.

Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes.The pleasure was indescribable!

Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.

He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.

At this point, he removed the blindfold, and behold, six dinner guests seated around the table, with their hands to their noses.... shocked shocked grin grin
If you were the lady what would you do after seeing the guests grin
Education / Re: What's The Difference Between A Smart Student And A Brilliant Student by walexydon(m): 3:03pm On Oct 17, 2012
the smart 1s know what is needed to be done to pass their exams without necessarily over-stressing their brains...while the brilliant 1s are the "efikos" and "efiwes"...they read, study and pass!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 2:51pm On Oct 17, 2012
a filled lorry crossing a bridge with less than 10m to destination meets a cross bar,
for some reasons he cant reverse, how does the lorry make it pass the crossbar without a scratch on both lorry and crossbar

NB; the lorry is just 2inches longer than the crossbar.
TV/Movies / Re: Best 2013 Movie(s) You've Watched!!! by walexydon(m): 2:49pm On Oct 17, 2012
Rayz94: that my boy
never knew twas a movie...just saw it now...hilarious!!! grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Countries And Their Capital by walexydon(m): 10:17am On Oct 04, 2012
death grin











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