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watchin ur team enter consecutive european final and watchin a great great goal

the smile on ur face wen allowee deposit enters
dont know abt u ooo, bt urinating after holdin it for soo long

Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you...

Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep...

First kisses...

Making new friends and spending time with the old ones...

Singing in the bathroom...

Sweet dreams...

Holding hands with someone you care about...

Watching a sunset...

Taking long, hot showers...

Knowing that somebody misses you...

keep it comin

thinking

How to make d rite decisions by GEJ

sholay2011:
Really? Well, to each his own. I prefer Silver Linings playbook, argo and just like sum1 said, flight, to Avengers.

Yeah...different stroke 4 different folks...I've seen the others and they r nyc as well, bt avengers stood out 4 me...so nyc I watched it 2ce, sumfin I don't usually do

onyejiokem: do u knw wat u're? ''Uwu otele''

What does it mean?

How to keep a secret by a woman!!

pablo aimar: Avengers is cool but I love denzel washington's "flight".

Avengers was the best of last year...not watched any "best of dis year"...

Wia r my riddlers?

Jack reacher, Django unchained, Argo, here comes the boom

Tinkybabe: ^^thread starter,where have you ben?

Alaric Saltzman!I do not like you

dlex21 has come with his difficult brain teasing questions again.


brb

Lolz...I've been on riddles tour in other countries

blidz2:
im first on earth,second in heaven,im always found in the middle of the sea nd i comes twice in a week......wat im i?

Letter "E"...this is a babyish riddle nah

Wow!!! See tough riddles ooo...chai!!!

SBabaJ:
FM...Is Cool But Addictive.

i concor...but kinda suprised cos...u dont get 2 play it like FIFA or PES...just manage it and its still the most addictive!!!

ItsModella: With all the yeye songs being released lately, my ears have suffered enough so I'm going back in time. Who wan join me?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIpf8qhzuJQ

men...i cant believe i still rememeber this song ...makes u 4get all ur sorrows unlike tonto dikeh's crap which makes u remember them...

i tried downloading the song on bb but it rejected, writing "error, cannot download song"...then i realized blackberry is a smart phone afterall

DANILSA: crack a joke to cover the shame

no be small shame

ogbeche77:
Am I the only one that thinks FIFA socks (Too Slow), PES all the way

but FIFA is more real...ur RAM size makes it slow

SBabaJ: Spent The Day Playing PES With Friends Who Are In Town For Convo. Finally Found A Way To Deploy Those Barca Players.

why play PES when there is FIFA

During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn’t).

When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: “Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.” He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table.

I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.

The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go.

It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump!

I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.

Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes.The pleasure was indescribable!

Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.

He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.

At this point, he removed the blindfold, and behold, six dinner guests seated around the table, with their hands to their noses....
If you were the lady what would you do after seeing the guests

the smart 1s know what is needed to be done to pass their exams without necessarily over-stressing their brains...while the brilliant 1s are the "efikos" and "efiwes"...they read, study and pass!!!

a filled lorry crossing a bridge with less than 10m to destination meets a cross bar,
for some reasons he cant reverse, how does the lorry make it pass the crossbar without a scratch on both lorry and crossbar

NB; the lorry is just 2inches longer than the crossbar.

Rayz94: that my boy

never knew twas a movie...just saw it now...hilarious!!!

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Antigua and Barbuda

Rayz94: that my boy

who is ur boy?

banjul











Madagascar

i find it hard 2 watch movies dese days...buh watch babymakers and the watch...vewi funny

Father: ow are ur grades?
Son: Under water sir!!
Father: what do u mean by underwater?
Son: Below C-level sir!!

Valiantvaliant: A man is in a room and the door is locked so he can't get out. He has with him a piano, a calender and a bed. How does he eat, drink and get out??

simple! he gets dates from the calendar 2 eat, drinks water from the bed(water bed) and use the keys from the piano 2 get out

aligwe07: Fifa 12 by far †Ђε̲̣̣̣̥. Best soccer game eva produced.before that was fifa 09,pes2010,fifa 10.....FiFa  life

12 is so real...13 would be better