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Jokes Etc / Re: Yo Mommas Joke by walexydon(m): 12:12pm On Sep 12, 2012 |
Romance / Re: Right Tym For Marriage by walexydon(m): 12:02pm On Sep 12, 2012 |
kkk |
Gaming / Re: Best Soccer Game Played by walexydon(m): 12:02pm On Sep 12, 2012 |
FIFA 12...so cant wait for FIFA 13 |
Jokes Etc / Re: Plz Dnt Criticze, Laff If Its Funny, Bounce If Its Not N Kip Quiet If Its Old by walexydon(m): 8:31am On Sep 02, 2012 |
PretiEbony: OMG! Diz thread is so funny....plz u guys shld kip quarelling coz i'm having a nice tym hiaif thats wot u like...start ur own quarelling thread nah booqee: omo mehn dis guy dey para gan oh!i gats para nah...d guy dey vex me |
NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by walexydon(m): 9:55pm On Sep 01, 2012 |
BREAKING NEWS!!! SORRY BREAK IN TRANSMISSION!!! STAYED TUNED TILL FURTHER NOTICE |
Jokes Etc / Re: Plz Dnt Criticze, Laff If Its Funny, Bounce If Its Not N Kip Quiet If Its Old by walexydon(m): 9:51pm On Sep 01, 2012 |
dopeJemi: den u shud shut up n let odas joke around, if u nt a joker, go 2 d politics section, lyk i said b4, ur problem is ur big upper lip.his upper lip indeed..lwkmd4h |
Jokes Etc / Re: Plz Dnt Criticze, Laff If Its Funny, Bounce If Its Not N Kip Quiet If Its Old by walexydon(m): 9:45pm On Sep 01, 2012 |
Ajibel: ur jokes are sooo stale and out of point...u neither create, compose or even copy and paste... please check out his threads...sooo lame for example...first alphabet of the english letter Ajibel: Abeg help me reply sharp sharp, i wan take an write exam ur dad beat u up cos u are sooo dry he tot he could change ur ways...and u are posting it here...smh Ajibel: Chai,, my dad wire me with koboko dis afternoon, the first time in 6 years...worlahi,i feel like a mad man now where are the creativity in those i mean which so-called creative person open threads like that douche.. 3 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 6:02pm On Sep 01, 2012 |
na!!! its more than dat!!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Plz Dnt Criticze, Laff If Its Funny, Bounce If Its Not N Kip Quiet If Its Old by walexydon(m): 5:57pm On Sep 01, 2012 |
Ajibel: the taste of the joke is dry that it has actually made the taste of my soaked garri sourguy!!! its either u lack sense of humour or ur problem is bigger than any joke in this jokes section...all u do is criticize...post ur own natural self made joke lets see...mtcheeew 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Mumu Akpors by walexydon(m): 5:53pm On Sep 01, 2012 |
Ajibel: You'd soon be charged with copyright violations. Someone sweated to compose asowee...what do u mean |
Jokes Etc / Re: Plz Dnt Criticze, Laff If Its Funny, Bounce If Its Not N Kip Quiet If Its Old by walexydon(m): 11:06am On Sep 01, 2012 |
Jokes Etc / Re: Mumu Akpors by walexydon(m): 11:04am On Sep 01, 2012 |
Math joke: Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life. Student : very simple...I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter... happy new month |
TV/Movies / Re: Best 2013 Movie(s) You've Watched!!! by walexydon(m): 10:59am On Sep 01, 2012 |
expendables 2 |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Money Making Schemes Prohibited In This Jobs Section by walexydon(m): 10:58am On Sep 01, 2012 |
U cant blame pple...for sharing opportunities cos of the situation of the country |
NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by walexydon(m): 10:54am On Sep 01, 2012 |
morning peeps... *breaking news* . NYSC BATCH C HAS BEEN SCRAPPED TILL FURTHER NOTICE!!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 10:50am On Sep 01, 2012 |
open thy eyes
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NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by walexydon(m): 4:26pm On Aug 28, 2012 |
princessmia: we holler back walezydon psoto:correct!!! wetin dey apen nah |
NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by walexydon(m): 1:29pm On Aug 28, 2012 |
wats popping...my fellow batch c pre-corpers...i dey hail o!!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: You Must Read Dis! (wetin Concern Dem?) by walexydon(m): 1:24pm On Aug 28, 2012 |
wetin concern dangote with who wants to be a millionaire |
Jokes Etc / Re: Mumu Akpors by walexydon(m): 12:46pm On Aug 28, 2012 |
Father-In-Law: Young man, u’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and u’re chewing gum. That’s a sign of disrespect! Akpors: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke. Father-In-Law: You mean u drink & smoke and u’re here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage? Akpors: Sir I only drink & smoke when I go to the club. Father-In-Law: U club too? Akpors: I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing when I came out of prison. Father-In-Law: U’ve also been in prison before? Oh my God! Akpors: Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!! Father-In-Law: What!!! U’re a killer Akpors: Sir, it happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me marry his daughter so I killed him. Father-In-Law: U are highly welcome my son. U are on the right track. U’re absolutely the right man for my daughter . Bash is sitting in a bar drinking some alcohol. After some couple of drinks he tries to stand up and he falls. He crawls to the door of the bar and tries to stand up and he falls again, he crawls until he reaches the door in his house and he tries to stand but then for the third time he falls again. He then decides to knock on the door while he is on the ground. His wife opens the door and surprised she asks him,"Where the hell did you leave your wheelchair?" |
Jokes Etc / Mumu Akpors by walexydon(m): 12:41pm On Aug 28, 2012 |
One Rainy Night, Akpors was walking down a Muddy road, when a Slow moving car came and stopped near Him, without Hesitation, akpors opened its door and Sat on the Co-Driver's seat.. The Car started Moving Slowly, looking at The Driver's Seat, there was No driver, Akpors became Soo afraid.. Just as He was trying to recover from the shock, A hand pooped from Outside and Started controling the steering wheel,. Akpors Became Really afraid, And Frozed on His Seat,, he started Praying for His Life.. Just as he was praying, the slow Moving car approached a Corner, wondering What will happen, again the Hand pooped in from outside And Steered the Car Round the Corner.... Now Akpors became Really afraid,Gathered all his strength, opened the Door, and Fell outside, woke up, Ran to a Late night Restuarant and Ordered a Hot Drink, sat on one Corner and Try to recover From the shock.. As He was having His Drink, two guys with mud all over entered the Restuarant and Ordered a Drink.. One Of them said, "Look at that Idiot in the Corner, He Is the One who Entered In the Car While we were Pushing it...! 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 11:18am On Aug 28, 2012 |
naturalwaves:nope it didnt make it easier |
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 8:12pm On Aug 27, 2012 |
i concor |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Bbm Pin Exchange by walexydon(m): 10:39am On Aug 14, 2012 |
226875A5 |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by walexydon(m): 10:31am On Aug 14, 2012 |
october 31st...anybody |
TV/Movies / Re: Best 2013 Movie(s) You've Watched!!! by walexydon(m): 10:02am On Aug 14, 2012 |
Ogidi-Olu:yea...it is |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: For Interested Young Entreprenuers by walexydon(m): 10:00am On Aug 14, 2012 |
bobbydigital: wats the point of adding post if u hide it?? i dont know what 2 make of what u guys r doing....its d moderators hidin it probably cos of spam |
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 9:57am On Aug 14, 2012 |
MRbrownJAY: ^^^^ are you saying that these riddles are impossible to solve or what? unless you are a very slow person, most of these are easy!nah...u are finkin well... |
Jokes Etc / Re: Missed Those Good Old Days by walexydon(m): 1:47pm On Aug 13, 2012 |
naso o!!! good old days |
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 1:47pm On Aug 13, 2012 |
@MRbrownJAY nawa 2 u o!!!u dey google the answers ba |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: hi by walexydon(m): 1:40pm On Aug 13, 2012 |
and mine 2 |
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