REMMEI: Please Muyi authentic..I don't want to lose you again to death..I pray you recover quicker than expected..

O boy werrin you dey write na?... you don loose am before?.......... Are yu a learner?

wish yu quick recovery jawe Muy Authentic.........

I dont save her number.... Wen I kno it off-hand... Gbagbe oshi

ifyalways: Why would you want to know?you plan on kidnapping a nlder or mom soon ?

Boysarenotsmiling.

Clemzy16: What is Guyana?!

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Let me ask IFA..

dady12: God punish you

Why will God punish me for correcting you, is it a crime to correct your grammatical brohaha in this forum in other to save us all from an uprising grammaticolosious thunderous headache.... Watch your eating mechanism.....

andyanders:

Send your link

Goto the address and watch the the video from part 1 - 8... "Deception of the Age"
http://m.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&hl=en&client=mv-google&v=pVDvEYuZwnA&fulldescription=1

When you ar done ehn.... Come back and I gv yu anoda link.....huh
NB: don't forget to share what you

andyanders: Let me put it straight to those who still do not believe that T.B.Joshua is a TRUE prophet of God Almighty, that you are spiritually blind and need to ask God to open your eyes so that you will come to terms with your life.
We may call him names, but NOTE he will NEVER ever fight you back or condemn you because he is doing the will of who sent him hence his ignoring those who call him names.
I have not gone there but my wife and we can testify that what we have experienced in our life, after we have gotten the stickers is something I have NEVER seen in my entire life. We have the sticker on my gate,in front of the entrance of my house and also on the kitchen door. On a particular day when I went to buy fuel 30 lts and Kerosene 30 ltrs. My wife mistakenly took the fuel to the kitchen and I took the fuel to the generator house. She took the fuel and poured into two stoves to the brim and used same to cook for 2 days and nothing happened and on the 3rd day she went out, I decided to on the stove only to discover that the stove was burning abnormally unlike normal kerosene. I had to take the stove outside and poured little on the floor of the compound. Took a matches to scratch and the entire outside went on flames. I rushed back to the kitchen only to discover that it was the fuel that was beside the 2 stoves which was used in cooking for 2 days and nothing happened only for it to explode outside the house. Note, wherever there is a sticker from the Synagogue church, that house is under the protection of God.

If this nation is to seek the face of God, we need a man like T.B.Joshua to know the mind of God for us as he is a blessing to our generation and a rear gift to Africa and the world.
A land or a nation where there is no vision, people perish. It is time we seek the face of God and when we hear a message from the TRUE men of God, we should listen. If America should have a man like him, I believe that our leaders will be going there to worship and be seeking the face of God. Because he is a Nigerian and we know his mother and father, we fail to recognize him.

This same attitude was how the Jews handled Jesus and never believed Him and they went ahead to crucify him and it was after they have crucified him and His predictions and prophecies started manifesting that they started believing ONLY when He resurrected. Same thing will happen here one day when we shall look for him- T.B Joshua and we shall not find him. That time, we and the entire world will realize that we had T.B Joshua and we never believed that he was a vessel of God. He owns no fleet of cars, no house, no plane and no personal accounts and has given all he has to the needy yet we call him names. We all should ask for forgiveness and seek the face of God because this man has NEVER EVER fought back to the people who criticize him, rather he prays for all of us. Only a man sent by God can have the attitude towards others. Jesus will come as a thief and we don't know.

Hmmm bro you really tried for ur write-up but let me shed this light up to you coz I see you hav being brain-washed by ur so-called prophet and his miracles..
You claimed here dat he gave you a sticker...huh.... Just wanna call ur attention to what written on the sticker....
Did you understnd the arabic inscription on it?
Did you bother to ask for its meaning?
I know you will never think or see it coz you r under his spell...... Bro wake up its never too late b4 ***** .....If you need any info on him I cn gv yu a link......

Clerverly:
No problem Op.
Here is my own prophesy. A high ranking Man of God who has been brain-washing and defrauding his members is going to die before the end of next year. No amount of prayers and supplications would avert this. Bookmark this page. Idiats

You nad it bro.. I support ur prophesy coz he's a green snake under green grass and using his black and fetish power to cover the face of the people coz he's a confirmed HERBALIST.... He's fake

i was banned on the 26th of Nov. till Dec. 2 don't even know the name of the baddass that ban me from romance section when a silly bitch insulted me on what on I post by abusing my parent and I retaliated when I'm not a fool like the idiot that ban me, ever since then i feel reluctant to come here not to talk of posting...... Beware of those bitches here not all of them are well trained.......

You can ban me again if you like, its all ur headache I don't gv a damn..........

Stumbled upon this Pics, Its the Picture of Tonto Dike's Mum.. Check it Out!!!

Any Resemblance? Do you think she is as Hot as Tonto??

i'm so sad reading the girl story, my own opinion is that the girl father is to be blame because why on earth will you leave a matured girl all alone in a house for long and after the deed has been done you sent the poor girl packing and he's a police officer for crying out loud (what a cruel being)....
But another thing i will say is didn't he trust his daughter?
Didn't he understand the consequences being lonely?
Didnt he know the kind of friends he keep?...... The father need to answer this simple question in other to know the truth of the matter......
@OP plss do all what you can do to help the poor girl and i pray that your own prayers too wont be left unattended by GOD... PEACE

babeface3: the water inside could cake after a long tyme. think i have seen such coconut

lady j u: It's nothing. I think I've seen that b4. It happens during harmathan period

You think you've seen it..... Not sure..... Why won't yu be sure if you've truly seen it? Liars

kulyie: @ poster u just had to cover up ur high level of ignorance with an insult,anyway,i am not bothered,thats typical of nigerians and nairaland,always cursing and insulting.i wouldnt stoop low to give a sorry ass a reply,d advice is just an apology

Thats ur headache.....hun

kulyie: I always wonder why nigerians like unsolicited advice.@ poster d advice wey parents give ladies neva do,shey d one wey u giv dem na im go make dem change,u just typed load of crappp.dat stuff u typed up there is a definition of loads of buls*

Thanks for ur compliment... crap head

collinsola:






U buy one coconut,u see jara why u dey shout?

No mind him ooooooo, na hin go ask for jara ooooo
who know wetin he told d gurl before he bought the coconut from her.. you con come here dey cause casala for here...
abeg carry ur bewitched c c nut go museum joor.....

chaircover:

No I didnt . . . because it is very superficial view and you are only looking at money and looks etc and this is one reason why so many women are languishing in bondage today in the name of relationships.

Snagging a good man goes a lot deeper than that; hence my tongue in cheek post.

Are yu a man or a woman?

I agree with your point but ladies nowadays ladies love physical and superficial tinz.. None of them sit down and give it a good thought before jumping into a relationship provided there man is up to d task financially.....

chaircover:


LooooooooL

Of course we dont like men of integrity, men who respect us, men who work hard, responsible men, men who their yes means yes, we dont like men who make us feel secure, we font like God fearing men, we dont like men who are faithful . . . . . . .all we want is to get to silver bird in a Hummer jeep and he can afford to buy us popcorn

God help us!

Amen ooooooooo
Did you agree with my simple view?

chaircover: Can we have advise for the men too please

sauer: balance it. One for the guys too.

Ladies love to marry an Independent man who is gainfully employed that is expecting a bounty by month end as salary… For the guys who love to look around for "Omo baba Olowo" to hook up with in other to befit from his GF papa money pls focus on getting your career on the right track in other not to be liability to your woman so that you wont sell your birth- right.

* Ladies love a guy who value his life and have a focus for brighter future not a guy that will just be clubbing all through nights and got home drunk and turn them to punching bags.

* They like a guy thats dress corporately and even when not cooperate (presentably) not a guy dat would put on crazy jean with three boxers then sag with it....

* They love Playing ‘too’ hard to get (which they did intentionally) because they really want to test ur patience and endurance level to know whether you'll will be tolerable at home...

* Ladies love guys with listening hears that they will be free to share their thought with and advice them on how to solve the problem. And the one who will help them plan there future...

* Ladies love it when there guys are up to the task when it come to S*X....

* Ladies love to be cared for as in staying with her when she plait her hair, telling her you are staying with her throughout the day, keeping her company in the kitchen and playing with the kids when shes busy with other things in the house.....

* Ladies love to be fooled especially when you tell them you saw a pretty girl when driving home and you pick up ur phone immediately and call her in other to avoid distraction and to cast ur mind off the gurl not knowing that you even gave the gurl a ride to her place and even set a meeting place the next day.....

* Ladies love guys who take them to places like SILVERBIRD, FAST FOOD, MALLS AND EVENTS AT CONFERENCE CENTRES/NATIONAL THEATRE to show affection to them..

* Ladies love to show off with their fiance especially if he's handsome and Behind, so guy pls try to pay attention to ur look if you want your gurl to be proud of you in the midst of her friends...


*FINALLY, Ladies love to sit down in their husband fresh air-conditioned HUMMER H2 smiling wearing a fresh Gucci shades alongside a Burberry scarf rather than joining Taxi at d bus-stop or sitting together on a bike. so guy pls be up to the task if you are ready for a marriage or else you'll just be regarded as a house help when your woman carry another man to your matrimonial home....

@gyusfull says: “JUST REMEMBER THAT, DATING A LADY FROM RICH FAMILY DOESN’T GUARANTEE HAPPINESS IN MARRIAGE/LIFE … MONEY IS NOT EVERYTHING, MAKING RIGHT CHOICES IN LIFE IS WHAT MATTERS MOST”.

ideee03: You, every female displayed here is ugly to you.And ur always spitting...Dirty gay!

By there name yu shal no dem.. Jus leave him mk hin dey spit dey go, if hin spit all d water wey dey hin body comot na hin get d wahala. Mk hin sha no spit com my body coz dat kin tin na ***..

Kobojunkie: @Poster, here is advice that will serve you better than that crap list you have up there. Stop feeding your brain trash that mo_rons with no job compile . . . spend that time on your books as they contain more facts than that list or any other you can come up all on your own.

Hello mister, I don't really know ur problem with my post here if it affected you anyway take a free trip to a neraby transformer in your area n hug it.... Wish yu save trip to Hell.. Nicompoop

chaircover: Can we have advise for the men too please

L.O.A.D.I.N.G..........

Please Read To The Very End.., Certainly Gonna Help You One Way Or The Other.

* Guys love to marry an Independent and Matured lady… So instead of sitting there and waiting to be bluffed by a guy, focus on getting a career that would take you out of the house wife `category’…
* Never let the sweet talks of … guys deceive you, most times they just want to get between your legs and run off thereafter.

*Remove the mentality that guys will keep springing up to approach you. The older you get by the day, the fewer toasters you shall have.

*Playing ‘too’ hard to get is the worst thing you should ever do, remember, nothing lasts forever. If you still doubt, check out the number of matured single ladies looking up to GOD FOR A MIRACLE.

*Never extort things from a guy you don’t love, guys always have ways of getting paid back, either through their FRIENDS or total ‘PAID’ STRANGERS….BE CAREFUL.

*Never fool yourself, thinking you can trap a guy through sex. A man will always return to his wife/girlfriend who sex-starve him for months once he loves and trust her. You can never WIN a man over with your body or what you think you got between those legs of yours.

*If all you got for the relationship is the mindset of  EXTRACTING MONEY from him, don’t complain if all he demands from you is your body. He has seen you have nothing else to offer…

* Don’t be fooled when guys tell you they have never met a prettier girl, they will say that same thing to an 80 year old lady they want to get intimate with. It’s a normal thing.., We’ll do it!

*A guy always taking you to SILVERBIRD, FAST FOOD, MALLS AND EVENTS AT CONFERENCE CENTRES/NATIONAL THEATRE is no sign that he loves you, if he doesn’t care to ask and PLAN YOUR FUTURE TOGETHER then you are just his ‘SOCIAL MATE’ and nothing else…

*If the only time he invites you over is when he needs to cook, clean the house or do his laundry, then you ought to know you are his “executive house help”. *If he avoids meeting your family and close friends then it is an obvious sign he is just playing games with you.

*Don’t always change the TV station from ETV to CRYSTAL TV, MTV and Fashion TV. Take time to find out what is bothering him and how you can help out. Being a lil caring, wont hurt!

*If the only place he doesn’t frown when you enter is his bedroom and kitchen then know you aren’t welcome (only being used). Have you noticed that most of the ladies that end up being emotionally abused are the ones at the receiving end…?
*You are always with open arms, requesting for something and ready to receive… THE MORE YOU WIDEN YOUR ARMS, THE MORE HE WDENS YOUR LEGS.

*A grown up guy who gives the excuse about his parents being wild when he brings female visitors to the house is a sign that HE HAS A SERIOUS GIRL AND HAS INTRODUCED HER TO HIS PARENTS ALREADY … BE SMART!

*FINALLY, It’s better to sit in a taxi smiling happily than to be in your husbands fresh air-conditioned BMW x6 with bruised eyes wearing a fresh Gucci shades alongside a Burberry scarf.

@gyusfull says: “JUST REMEMBER THAT, DATING A RICH MAN DOESN’T GUARANTEE HAPPINESS IN MARRIAGE/LIFE … MONEY IS NOT EVERYTHING, MAKING RIGHT CHOICES IN LIFE IS WHAT MATTERS MOST”.

Keneking: This is the most unscientific information about final moments before death i have ever read. The link shows it has origin in India...perhaps this is the wishlist of Indians while on the sick bed about to expire. The point I am labouring to make, is that a research work should be conducted, using theoretical foundation or underpinnings to drive their points. I suppose that in the fields of medicine and psychology, someone must have researched same. In Nigeria, I have a biased view that the wishlist would be :

1. Inability not to live a life of wealth
2. Regret on marrying more than one wife
3. Regret on not acquiring a land at Lagos/Ibadan Expressway
4. Regret on being an armed robber or kidnapper etc

You nab it bro... That's 9ja mentality.... Fact