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dj5naira:
HELL is this task/ bet he will crash/
These refugees hate to remember history . . . . no place to reside in future . even at present, now they 'dwell in the past!'/

My blows equivalent to twenty-three blast/ I bring quicker faster death/ so beware this Hitler hyper vet/
cos if I fire U . . . . secretaries wouldn't just know D as the boss, but a killer alphabet/

You solely own a weaker alkahest/ sadden u with heir magic, so dread this maestros' voodoo/
D~press you with Nigerian style . . . . make you feel the Blues when I Jazz u with Afro-Jùjú/

Ima boxin' priest and a baddo guru/ confess your sins this mumu bros/
My fist will in a 'moment of force' . . . bruise ur lips, if you won't Torque/

still couldnt murk/ I called you out justly to name u gatekeeper/
so the fact u ''stand facing the class'' . . . . . doesn't make you a Teacher/

Being a faithful great leader/ . what the illiterate screams about always/
thought so much 'bout goin to Skool . . . . even his nightmares, filled with daydreams about colleges/

My pattern scheme themes around knowledge/ scribble this writes in alarm notes/
Fell in a deep sleep . . . . and 'dropped' with my eyes closed/

this HITMAN draft dopes/ and could scribe quotes all day/
Vibe rhymes with literary techniques . . . . cos I live in a world where Language dance, Sentence sings & Wordplays/

Darkrebel666:
hehe you are still my boy

Darkrebel666:
Bruce 0007 ..even South African vets say you got destroyed.. so what is ibime and coogar saying?

sosiqdude:
Guy...am contesting for mr.nairaland 2015 and I will need ur support..


Make u campaign for me

ELYMAXiimus:
me? so are you ready to die now? ; D

ELYMAXiimus:
Bruce has been ducking me since God knows .. I for sey make I revenge dark..

coogar:
reports reaching my intelligence HQ said 2 vets ghostwrote your bars. are you ready to confess?

Bars:
Hmmm..bruce is really cray
Thumbs

Bars:
Hmmm..bruce is really cray
Thumbs

kinglahkay:
Nice verse against rebel

kinglahkay:
I profit fun for trading words

Darkrebel666:
Obliteration of Bruce the troglodytic oaf


• I'm Freddy Krueger in this donnybrook, more brutal than the 10th plague/ Bruce is a worthless can of puke, I should put a noose round his stabbed nape/
you'll see Bruce wane like Batman , when I hook him with backaches/ and how's this pikey scum venomous?..when he's just a shook gook and bland snake/ a screwed schnook in this rap game/
fu¢k an opener punch... I'd rather scratch my unwashed anus....then give Bruce a handshake! /

• Witness the spasms of pain, as I'm fluxing this crude coon/ leave him with a deformed foreskin, peeled gums and a removed tooth/ the Rebel is a mobile wikipedia...a brainiac beat-boxing a gloom tune/ but Bruce possesses an empty cranium..he's a fluke,dunce and a spoof goon / so feel free to call him a smurf …cos his brain emits intelligence...only once in a blue moon! /

• DJ exposed your photo, the one similar to a ram's face/ and we all saw a light-skinned gremlin..with cheeks puffier than a damn cake/ your nostrils were two times Kompany's head...you looked dirtier than the thrash place/ and your thick kpompo lips were larger...than Ethiopia's landscape!/ Jesus!....they say beauty lies in the beholder's eye ...but everybody's cornea .... thinks you're uglier than Bance! /

• I'll blast your rotator with a blunderbuss, dent your pelvis,thighs and shoulders/ debilitate your elbow extensor muscles,..with a fetish knife or boulder/ and that's because you're a nutcase,..a pettish dyke and toddler/ how did you even escape the asylum?...you anguished sad imposter!/
to cut the long story short...Bruce is a mentally-ill north-pole bear ... .a certified bi-polar! /

• We've delved into your history... don't lie your mama wasn't rap£d/ or that you didn't ditch a 'lady'...to go 'gaga' with the gays/ you have the swag of a defaced Jabbawock....thus, you can't hang here with the greats/ you need to embrace your monkey origin first..before you'd be granted in my space/ cos you keep yelping that you're human...yet DNA tests have proved.... that you were fathered by an ape!/

•Your gorilla-looking parents..are barbaric to the sight/ a 2 year old sees them....then starts to panic and cry/ cos they are foul-smelling hideous creatures...they should be banished for life/ cos as a matter of fact, last time they strolled ....a passer-by screamed..- CHARLES DARWIN WAS RIGHT! /

•see as my bars connect?.. I'm a strong raged welder/ set to inflict you like FYH...with pox,AIDS, influenza/ see I've decided to plank you with a bundle of cash ...for being a sore lame beggar/ so watch me launch haymakers with the dollars .. till you're bumped, maimed, dismembered/ translation?... Bruce is getting punched by the money ..... I'm Floyd May Weather ! /

• I'll show up at your sister's wedding...to slit and strike her vein/ she's gon' be jabbering frantically...when i spill her idle brain/ I'm a very mean Mandrake, and after I kick and blight the dame/ I'll string Bruce to a railway ..then spit on the bridegroom's face/ and after the best man dies...I'll proceed to crush Bruce...with the bridal train! /


• while you were sipping tea, this psycho drank grenades/ blabber or start tirades...and I'll fling a cyclone in your way/ I go scientific and you go artistic... but your Picasso raps are vague/ I'm charged up and high voltage ..but this macho is a lame/its glaring I'm hip-hop's live wire...and you're a typo in the game/ so quit bragging you spew electricity bars ... cos they are nowhere close to mine ...you're Michael FARAWAY! /

• Let's talk about your mother...how she's a b1tch that's truly h0rny/ I'll tell you how she gobbled my ¢ock..and how i screwed her loose punnani/ how she su¢ked my piccolo, and said my flute was yummy/ and how my sp£rms erupted... and I shot my fluid on her tummy/ that's right, your mum is a slutty cougar..a snitching tool and dummy/ and on a certain night ..she got banged in a St.Louis Packet ....- that's how you treat a sugar mummy!/

• My Penmanship is unparagoned...shawarma's known as major/ you boast of being the core..but none of my homies know ya/cos your skill is infinitesimal...
Dare me, and I'll Oando and Conoil you badly...till your ghost is disfigured/ and If you see Bruce stringed to a filling station .... I only did it to prove...that's he's a Total failure!

• this is the end of a spastic flaccid flea...that's been rendered inefficient/ by my lyrical eloquence...and metaphorical sequence/
I've pissed, farted and shitted on Bruce..we shouldn't be mentioned in a sentence/
Ya'll think I'm a battler?...nah I'm a quizzer ..and this verse was to question his existence !/

Darkrebel666:
dude post your verse and stop feeding on my bars.
Kr0ne .. I've posted my bars since and he's been viewing.
If he doesn't post in the next 5 minutes, I ain't reposting again .

kr0ne:
Darkrebel666 and 007Bruce, edit your last posts in the battle thread and put ur verses there. Enough chatting there, please.

kinglahkay:
Hehehe we're back to business

Demishasmith:
[ ummm I really love the way you rap and act. yeah, I've been a secret admirer. naijaboiy: please I want coogar instead. thanks

Bars:
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