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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 2:57pm On Jun 22, 2015

Supermiy:
...it's that smoking gunz i nor understand.. but mike-asin dark rebel shey?

ta!

mikes - micheal & mikuz

mikes/ mics

emcees spit on mic, limerick is not one, he chokes on mikes/mics

smokinggunz whooped/dropped Bars via www.nairaland.com/2070189/newbies-fight-reputation-foundation-bars

cheesy

Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by 007Bruce: 1:56pm On Jun 22, 2015

its sadly true/ you're a bitch, a man and a faggit too/ its no lie even mikuz would testify you're dat sleak dude/

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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 1:46pm On Jun 22, 2015

cherryice:
yes dear. Got quite busy lifes good n brucee is doing just good. Hope you are well?

yes oo

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 1:32pm On Jun 22, 2015

you see how we flow and punch?/ ye rētard, you're
slow and dumb/ I earn nothing hurting a bloke like
you, you so broke my God/ I'm just here dropping
BARS to build a reputation; I am SMOKING GUNZ!!![b]

your bout with mikuz was overhyped/ you vowed to
fück him in the åss, yet you got sodömized/ and
recently you lost to michael, that dude smoked you
alive/ so we laugh at you when you say you're an
MC, cos we know you that nigga who chokes on
[b]MIKES

una no get this punches ni? grin

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 1:22pm On Jun 22, 2015

Limerick:
Limerick 2014 :

Buh I've got the shitt mastered/ a Lord to these rascals/
Call me the roof of an Orphanage; I'm on top of these
bastards!!/
technically the cause of these hazzards/ as my brain
spawning arrows/
I'm a god in this game...... and I aint talking Kratos!/
this nigger a doppe fella/
Getting enuff o' those cheddahs/
I dey make my doe'.... Una dey 'Carry Lime for head'
like Agbo
Sellers!!/

The Recycler 2015:

NL suarez, you bit that plateau, jos line/ Originality
matters, you're fake, you dumb swine/ I'm finna
expose him, he shouldnt reply this or trynna engage
in a dawg fight/ cos I'm a brave and a tough guy/
y'all would think i make agbo for sick ones, the way I
crush lime/

you be mumu everyone knows lime is used in making agbo/herb, so what's the point?

And what do you call this?

Limeprïck on FFR:

With a
couple gory stanzas/ glowing brighter/ ...than scenes
of the holy father/ a monkey could tell that I'm going
bananas/

Same Limeprïck against darkrebel:

Someone tell this marijuana tyrant/ an iguana
frightened/
to stop claiming he's racking thousands/ and been
around
the world. . . .when we all know
the monkey. . .ain't even been to banana island

the monkey/banana shït is even generic yet you recycled it twice. smh

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 9:21am On Jun 22, 2015

Limerick:
recycling my line and using it against me? if I was you
I wouldn't do that

pathetic

Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by 007Bruce: 7:40am On Jun 22, 2015

Its not about rating your weak shït

not being shady on this, bïtch

when I say you suck, maybe you should retreat

and up your game 'for you get blades in your thick spleen

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 9:54pm On Jun 21, 2015

airmark:
James Bond and Bruce Lee in one package, awesome !!!

Lol

Rap Battles › Re: Bragging Right!!! (oldschool Vs Newschool) •• Mailmalc Vs Giyazz •• by 007Bruce: 9:07pm On Jun 21, 2015

Opener - Giyaz
rhymes - mail
metaphor/simile - giyaz
flow - mail
personal - giyaz
punchline - tie/ quantity vs quality
wordplay - mail / baggy/ enotch vs dye here
closer - tie

MV - tie!!

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 6:36pm On Jun 21, 2015

Supermiy:
taunt..I Don't Really Think He Can Whoop You..Dj5naira You Can Prove Me Wrong

he can't prove you wrong, he is battlephobic.

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 5:17pm On Jun 21, 2015

Supermiy:
true..the dude in like a walking up-to-date encyclopedia...you should battle him you know?

he's scared to step in the ring

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 5:10pm On Jun 21, 2015

Limerick:
.
.
.
.
Hey! what's up. . .relax dude/ you should quit acting a retãrd dude/ heard you the mod, is that true?/ like serzly, is that true/
but for our bars and corporation
here...this
place woulda been without views/

I should tie you to a drum/ with rifles
on your lungs/ and make you watch your life metamorphose/ into a shadow on the floor/ for being inactive as a mod/
plus I play words more brilliantly
.....than you handle all your puns/
if this Nigga Play too...IMA smack him on his Jaws/!!!

See I aim to punish/ my preys in war ships/
with my church mind...then its praise and worship/
You "aint scoring" up to me with what you play football with/
so just put your nils on the ground. . . .that's how to say your lordship!!!/

NL suarez, you bit that plateau, jos line/ Originality matters, you're fake, you dumb swine/ I'm finna expose him, he shouldnt reply this or trynna engage in a dawg fight/ cos I'm a brave and a tough guy/ y'all would think i make agbo for sick ones, the way I crush lime/

if you talking bout the sickest dawg on NL, peeps refer to Bruce/ I see you planning to overtake max, nigga, prepare to lose/ you're a weak link.. you wouldn't take out a soul if I tell you to repair my shoes/ you're so dull that even dark was preferred to you/

rebel severed your wounds/ till you started yearning for help/ Rap is not a call YOU answer to, stop hurting yourself/ if apes were to be honoured here, you'd be getting props & earning respect/

your bout with mikuz was overhyped/ you vowed to fück him in the åss, yet you got sodömized/ and recently you lost to michael, that dude smoked you alive/ so we laugh at you when you say you're an MC, cos we know you that nigga who chokes on MIKES/

you see how we flow and punch?/ ye rētard, you're slow and dumb/ I earn nothing hurting a bloke like you, you so broke my God/ I'm just here dropping BARS to build a reputation; I am SMOKING GUNZ!!!

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 4:03pm On Jun 21, 2015

Emaprince:
unless you've got the stamina to run the marathon.

and endure heart-breaking personals grin

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 2:40pm On Jun 21, 2015

Lesson 3.0 - Never diss dj5naira

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 2:27pm On Jun 21, 2015

I smell FLAW!!!

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 9:04pm On Jun 20, 2015

hahahahaha indommie nuccas

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Rap Battles › Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Giyazz Vs Warriblood ~ * * by 007Bruce: 8:15pm On Jun 20, 2015

cell in briton/celebrity
are their hobby/ adaobi
cam real/camry
shocked

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 8:01pm On Jun 20, 2015

danbrowndmf:
Alright brov....

you can come with 4 interns

you'll be needing 5 coffins too

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 4:38pm On Jun 20, 2015

danbrowndmf:
alright,i will be waiting....

holla when you ready

Rap Battles › Re: Elymaxiimus Vs Jigsawkillah [the Holocaust] by 007Bruce: 11:13am On Jun 20, 2015

mailmalc:
set it up

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 10:06am On Jun 20, 2015

AKEAMINY:
can you send me link to the tourney? ??

www.nairaland.com/rap-battles

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 10:06pm On Jun 19, 2015

ELYMAXiimus:
organising a tourney without a mod/admin is a disaster... if airmark doesn't ban that dude, I'm opting out!
.stuffs like this affect my written. they make me script wack.
this is cos I'm not sure my opponent will show.

do more and talk less

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 6:44pm On Jun 19, 2015

danbrowndmf:
Uncle 007bruce watsup,can we have a battle one week from now?

maybe

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 11:01pm On Jun 18, 2015

Emaprince:

My burning addiction/ is to have newbies taught the tradition/ too bad, this one got terribly mocked in the mission/ coz 'everybody will avoid Sin henceforth'.....born again Christians!!

*sign of the cross*

This is outright bully on a newbie. This is funeral!!!

this bar got me grinding my teeth

I suspect someone ghostwrote for gladys lipsrsealed

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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 10:55pm On Jun 18, 2015

coogar:
it's a reach!
why not just play masturbate with mass debate? the difference in pronunciation should be very very slight.

i have seen some crazy word plays here that nearly made me faint.

eledumare = elle do marry

Lol who did that?

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 10:51pm On Jun 18, 2015

kr0ne:
Na only for Kumasi, Ghana dat one go rhyme, abeg.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 10:44pm On Jun 18, 2015

kr0ne:
Taa! How must debate take play with m.asturbate? I'm sure "master bait" will play.

must debate/masturbate plays, it depends on ones accent

Rap Battles › Re: The Holocaust Tourney[First Round]- Darkrebel666 Vs Limerick by 007Bruce: 10:28pm On Jun 18, 2015

ELYMAXiimus:
Na me you wan take recover? sorry, I'm taken! taken by supermy

Gay

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 10:24pm On Jun 18, 2015

kr0ne:
Come, wetin u smoke wey make u play m.asturbate/must debate? A whole u.

it plays na

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