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mavenbox:
@Ohsisi: Sister do you see what happens when you allow people know details about you on a public forum? They will be tossing it around like some leverage and introducing it into conversations. e.g.

Please desist from spreading info about yourself in the future. Trust me, judging by a friend's experience, I know what I am saying.

my brother see me see motocycle o
I don't know where the rumor of me carrying belle started from.
I took an extended leave from nairaland and when I  returned,the story was that I was carrying belle.
I just let them have fun with it.
did anybody here give me belle,let them speak now

Some Children are on earth to suffer their mothers.
I had a crying baby and I know what it feels like
I contemplated running away from home  leaving her with her father
The neighbors even called the cops on us to check out what we were doing to the child
lay your hands and cast out that crying spirit from that child

I wonder how they missed him when Fashola was bundling almajiris to kaduna

Abuzola:
Smile, you are blind to the truth what else should i say.

Why didn't they add the verse they believe was missing in the Quran f it is what u assumed, we have Umar, uthman and Ali alive then, so stop lying mama chika or i say stop being ignorant

are you asking me?
ask allah and the people in the hadith below

Bukhari: vol. 8, hadith 817, p. 539-540; book 82

Allah sent Muhammad with the Truth and revealed the Holy Book to him, and among what Allah revealed, was the Verse of the Rajam (the stoning of married person (male and female) who commits illegal sexual intercourse), and we did recite this Verse and understood and memorized it. Allah's Apostle did carry out the punishment of stoning and so did we after him. I am afraid that after a long time has passed, somebody will say, `By Allah, we do not find the Verse of the Rajam in Allah's Book,' and thus they will go astray by leaving an obligation which Allah has revealed.


so much for the Koran and it's manipulations

Abuzola:
'in their hearts is a disease (of doubt and hypocrisy) and Allah has increased their disease. A painful torment is theirs because they used to tell lies (against Allah)' Quran 2:10

allah will not help you out of this mid term exam
stop wasting precious time ma friend

posakosa:
didn't know the "regenerating hymen" was related to the virgins----- was really lost there---- i guess its a joke---

What do you think abuzola is fighting for?
A man that can't lay his hands on even one Simbiat or Aminatu in the federal republic of Nigeria ?
His reward is in paradise where the virgins have no choice but grit their teeth and do as they are told

olabowale:
have you seen me trying to pander to any of your weak concept? do you think I fear man and not God? while you are clamoring to cheat death with your rapture fantasy, i know you got many bags of tricks, but this one you aint get, while you said Jesus didnt cheat already (if this is true you are 1 step above him, No?), please give me the sperm./semen path. I want you to educate the ignorants among your bretherens, having eyes to look at the diagram, yet their brain can quite register a simple path, trace it out for them please and please tell us where the momentum begins before its complete, out of the body of the man!

Am wait and the orangy glow of the sun as it set on the bay outside my window, looking at the ocean, the water surface is murky!

Luvola pray that you live as old as me. I am still praying that i live even older than my 80 something years old mother, maybe into my 130s, so your suspecion is silly at best. i will not allow you to malign my integrity, while i will die, i[b] am not a christian who will drink coolaid like jim Jones of Guyana's Jonestown, or David Kuresh's Branch Davidian of Waco, Texas![/b]
@reindeer, move the antler aside (folks am friendly with him) and think for a moment; a martyr may die while in sajdah, or reciting the Quran, or giving lecture, and many others, while coward may die while not willing to defend his properties from the hand of an evil doer!

Even though Christ never required thjat of them
But you are a Muslim that will shout allahu akhbar and point your gun at innocent people[b] mohamedically [/b]  or strap on a bomb and detonate in a market square
You are funny indeed.
Boco haram!

Abuzola:
@ohsisi- Yes o the Quran was revealed in 7 dialect, olodo, version means upgrade while dialect means accent



as for rajam read this: 'whatever verse we abrogate or cause to be forgotten, we replace it with a better one, don't you know that Allah is able to do all things? ' Quran 2:106

the Quran and hadith is the book of jurispundence in islam, if it doesn't exist in Quran it exist in hadith. Kalas

ROFL
where is Olabs to help this young 'un out
allah abrogated a verse before or after the fellow cried out that they looked in their Koran and it had vamoosed

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By Allah, we do not find the Verse of the Rajam in Allah's Book,' and thus they will go astray by leaving an obligation which Allah has revealed.

Una no go kill me
when did allah abrogate it, where before or after the hadith above and for what purpose? discuss

Now you have 2 essays on your martyrdom laps

The Islamic paradise for matyrs in a nutshell

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKSUgH0f0qA&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><[/flash]

Abuzola:
You Ghost worshippers can die in agony, martyrdom will never cease in Islam. Long live the mujahudin [size=16pt]almajiri[/size]

what is martyrdom because I know your own raw but true Islam is totally different from Olabowole's politically correct version

Abuzola I dare you to produce that verse in your Koran since we know it was supposed to be there
who took it out,when and for what purpose? Discuss
I need the answer in 3 fullscap sheets

Abuzola:
Oh hohahaha, save your breathless breath, osisi is suffering from lack of adequate education, she meant to say dialect,

the Quran was revealed into 7 dialect, during uthman caliphate he chose the Quraish dialect to be used generally during his caliphate, for your info we still use the 7 dialect, so your assertion that it was destroy is baseless, for the copy of the 7 dialect go to any islamic book shop and purchase yours. What a unique Quran Mwah

Una don hear am
There are seven different types of Arabic Koran

so what are we arguing about?

somethings that didn't make it into the modern koran

Bukhari: vol. 8, hadith 817, p. 539-540; book 82

Allah sent Muhammad with the Truth and revealed the Holy Book to him, and among what Allah revealed, was the Verse of the Rajam (the stoning of married person (male and female) who commits illegal sexual intercourse), and we did recite this Verse and understood and memorized it. Allah's Apostle did carry out the punishment of stoning and so did we after him. I am afraid that after a long time has passed, somebody will say, `By Allah, we do not find the Verse of the Rajam in Allah's Book,' and thus they will go astray by leaving an obligation which Allah has revealed.

Mohammed eh?
where is that verse?
missing in the revised standard Koran ?

so the Koran has missing verses?

stop with this politically correct definitions of martyr and Jihad.
You guys are not that smart and your readers are not stupid at all

posakosa:
<Im lost on this one>

are you the only infidel that doesn't know that the 72 virgins they are promised in Islamic paradise have large sexy eyes, size 38DD bust and regenerating hymens?

It's amazing how you all started poking fun at Bible translations forgetting that the koran also has translations and revisions which can be authenticated by history.
Funny people

Abuzola:
Oh God ! Make me a martyr, remember my supplication ya Ar hamanrahimin

God   allah will not make you a martyr on nairaland
stop wasting your supplications
Strap on a bomb and blow yourself up in a shitte mosque and off you go to the great beyond
a one way ticket to hell
Stupid fool

_{Thank God the FBI and other bodies monitor these internet sites and can pin point the exact location of these lunatics when they need to be picked up}

No2Atheism:
@osisi

Someone suppose report you to your husand . . .

How do you think market women keep those babies sleeping while they are selling their things?
Do you think everything in that feeding bottle is akamu and similac ?

Tayo-D:
@posakosa,
Nice theory, though I doubt it would have made a difference. The belief that he will be rewarded with at least 72 virgins for all eternity is enough to ignore the temporal pleasure of a single wife.

allah can give him all the virgins in jannat,he'll just be looking at them.
His hips are shattered
He has no functional blokoss
other people will collect his virgins
He will see but he will not enter
useless in life,useless in Islamic paradise
hopefully he can manage the little boys that'll be "serving him" in paradise

The rituals of Islam cannot save
Islam is incapable of saving anyone
Mohammed was not saved,he knew that too.
The vain repetitions will lead nowhere
Only Jesus can save and the power is in his word,no wonder the spirit of the bondwoman i.e Islam strives to silence the living word

mavenbox:
These Muslims will never understand due to spiritual blindness. The reason why these people are revising the Bible is so that the message can be more easily understood by everyone, new translations are being produced in contemporary languages. Even if the Bible is revised daily, and there are a billion versions available, THE HOLY SPIRIT GIVES LIFE to the words we read in the Bible. Its not the wording of the Bible that works for us, its the understanding that the Holy Spirit renders unto us by faith.

[size=18pt]Tell me, what language does God speak? Is he limited to a human language, or the semantic translation of any verse?[/size]

Of course HE isn't! he will TALK to you in your own language when you read His Word.

So even if a Bible is transliterated into PIDGIN or WAFFI, and ONE MAN gets saved by it, it will be like the parable of the lost sheep, one sheep got lost out of 100 and the shepherd left the 99 in search of the one. The 99 will be brothers like Davidylan who use the original manuscripts, the 1 will be people like a friend of mine, Gbadebo, who can only understand something like the Message, which is written in today's contemporary street-language (by the way, the Bible was written in contemporary language in their days, so why not write it in contemporary language in OUR days?)

The honest truth is that when Christians increase in maturity, they learn to read between the lines in the KJV (like Davidylan) and get the understanding. But until then, there are other versions that they can use to bring themselves up to speed, and the Holy Spirit will expand the meanings in their hearts.

Heaven rejoices over the altogether salvation of ONE person, no matter how the person got to know the truth.

I will support Bible translation with my last money, as long as the truth is not edited like the sects do, or like the koran has been known to do. Thank you.

The Bible is the most translated book in the world and more translations are going on as we speak
The best seller of all times translated in thousands of thousands of tongues,Halleluia
No book in the world has sold more copies than the Bible.

You are talking to people who are programmed with a one track mind even when the truth is clear.
The man Mohammed wanted to exalt his tribe far above anyother so despite the fact that he Mohammed was a start illiterate , he told them the Koran was diminished in anyother language but his Arabic dialect, these people like mumu spend man hours learning arabic.A language they will never understand.
They cramm and recite passages they have absolutely no clue what it means unless they have it explained in a language they understand.
How gullible can people be.

The top-selling Bible in North America will
undergo a revision, modernizing the language
in some sections and promising to reopen a
contentious debate about changing gender
terms in the sacred text. The New International
Version, the Bible of choice for conservative
evangelicals, is scheduled to be
completed late next year and published in 2011.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/0, _n_274299.html


Gender language has pitted evangelicals
against each other. So in some verses,
references to "sons of God" became "children
of God," for example. Supporters say gender-
inclusive language is more accurate and makes
the Bible more accessible, but critics contend
they twist meaning or smack of political
correctness.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/, evision/print/

Maybe they are trying to to come up with a genderless Bible like the Koran did in 2007

Dr. Edip Yuksel, Layth al-Shaiban, Dr. Martha Schulte-Nafeh, 2007 Quran: a Reformist Translation[b] (Non-sexist, non-sectarian translation) [/b] BrainbowPress (ISBN 0-979-67150-7)

manmustwac:
Nigeria is playing Switzerland now in the under 17 World Cup Final in Abuja. Can't u guys stop fighting, take a break and support your country.

I'm watching the game too
whta are you doing here

Abuzola:
I laff in German ! After that long story where is your proof, no hadith nothing but mere talking, hehehe, [size=24pt]the Quran was revealed into 7 dialect no doubt about it. [/size] Translators are bound to make mistake, our one and only Arabic Quran will never undergo revised or plagarised. Up Quran

proof of what? I laff in Mohammedan

Need I say more?

I know they'll tell you the one in Arabic is the only reliable one and others are translations
hogwash!
If the translators could not translate exactly what was written in arabic to English that means no one can understand the concoction the 3rd caliph,allah and his mohammed had in mind
Is that a plus or a minus for the al koran?

Note that there are 7 types of  Arabic Korans And secondly if the translators got it right the first time,why do we have more that 50 different ones?
some politically correct ones too used to deceive westerners
The last ones listed above were in 2007
A prostitute in Istanbul may be working on her version

The different  English Korans and counting

In chronological order of publication)

1. Alexander Ross, 1649, The Alcoran of Mahomet: Translated out of Arabique into French by the Sieur Du Ryer;

2. George Sale, 1734, KORAN, Commonly called The Alcoran of Mohammed, Translated into English immediately from the Original Arabic; with Explanatory Notes, taken from the most approved Commentators. To which is prefixed a Preliminary Discourse;

3. John Meadows Rodwell, 1861, The Koran (ISBN 0-8041-1125-1)

4. E.H. Palmer, 1880, The Qur'an: The Sacred Books of the East Part Nine (ISBN 1-4179-3010-1)

5. Mohammad Abdul Hakim Khan, 1905, The Holy Qur'an, Patiala[4]

6. Hairat Dehlawi,1912, The Koran Prepared, Delhi

7. Mirzal Abu'l Fadl, 1912, Qur'an, Arabic Text and English Translation Arranged Chronologically with an Abstract, Allahabad;

8. Maulana Muhammad Ali, 1917 The Holy Qur'an: Text[5] (ISBN 0-913321-11-7)

9. Al-Hajj Hafiz Ghulam Sarwar, 1920, Translation of the Holy Qur'an, Singapore;

10. Marmaduke Pickthall, 1930, The Meaning of the Glorious Qu'ran (ISBN 1-879402-51-3)

11. Abdullah Yusuf Ali, 1934, The Meaning of the Holy Qur'an, Lahore, (ISBN 0-915957-76-0)

12. Richard Bell, 1937-39, The Qur'an. Translated, with a critical re-arrangement of the Surahs

13. Abdul Majid Daryabadi, 1941 The Holy Qur'an, English Translation, Lahore;

14. Arthur John Arberry, 1955, The Koran Interpreted: A Translation (ISBN 0-684-82507-4)

15. N. J. Dawood, 1956, "The Koran", (ISBN 0-14-044558-7)

16. Muhammad Asad, 1980, The Message of The Qur'an (ISBN 1-904510-00-0)

17. M. H. Shakir, 1981 The Quran, Arabic and English (ISBN 0-940368-16-1) (see article on Shakir for controversy about this version)

18. T. B. Irving, 1985, The Qur'an: First American Version (ISBN 0-911119-33-7)

19. Zafar Ishaq Ansari, 1988 Towards Understanding the Qur'an, translated from Abul Ala Maududi's Urdu translation Tafhim al Qur'an

20. Dr. Rashad Khalifa, (died in January 31st,1990), Quran: The Final Testament, Universal Unity, (ISBN 0-9623622-2-0)

21. Dr. T. B. Irving, 1991 Noble Qur'an: Arabic Text & English Translation (ISBN 0-915597-51-9)

22. AbdalHaqq and Aisha Bewley, 1999, rev. ed. 2005 The Noble Qur'an: A New Rendering of its Meaning in English, Bookwork, (ISBN 0-9538639-3-X)

23. Dr. Muhammad Muhsin Khan and Dr. M. Taqi-ud-Din Al-Hilali, 1999, The Noble Quran (ISBN 1-59144-000-9)

24. Dr. Zohurul Hoque, 2000 Translation and Commentary on The Holy Quran, Holy Qur-An Pub. Project, (ISBN 0-9678304-0-0)

25. Dr. S.M. Afzal-your-Rahman 2001, The Holy Quran

26. Ahmed Ali, 2001 Al-Qur'an, a Contemporary Translation (ISBN 0691074992)(ISBN 978-0691074993)

27. Muhammad Taqiuddin Sarwar, 2001, The Holy Qur'an, Islamic Seminary Inc., (ISBN 0-941724-00-X)

28. Shabbir Ahmed, 2003 The Qur'an As It Explains Itself, Galaxy;

29. ProgressiveMuslims.Org, 2003, The Message: God's Revelation to Humanity, iUniverse, Inc, (ISBN 0595290353)(ISBN 978-0595290352)

30. M.A.S Abdel Haleem, 2004, The Qur'an (Oxford World Classics) (ISBN 0-19-283193-3)

30. Thomas Cleary, 2004, The Qur'an: A New Translation (ISBN 1-929694-44-X)

31. Ali Ünal, 2006 The Qur'an with Annotated Interpretation in Modern English (ISBN 978-1-59784-000-1)

32. Alan Jones, 2007, The Qur'an Translated into English, Oxford, Gibb Memorial Trust (ISBN 978-0-906094-63-1)

33. Dr. Edip Yuksel, Layth al-Shaiban, Dr. Martha Schulte-Nafeh, 2007 Quran: a Reformist Translation (Non-sexist, non-sectarian translation) BrainbowPress (ISBN 0-979-67150-7)

34. Laleh Bakhtiar, 2007 The Sublime Quran ("The first English translation of the Qur'an by an American woman"[6]