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e be like say Tillapia don get ready to return to the water from whence she came
nwa mamiwota

udezue:
LMAO @ true winsh.

Lol winsh na understatement.

true to character she's already flying from post to post
Yes Tpia
Toshmann is mine
you gat a problem with that?
You can't sink your fangs into his neck,he is covered

Beaf:
Tufia!

I take amadioha beg you

why can't one of you men collect the groom price and calm this chick down

Tilapia again

There has been several kidnappings in the SW,this is not the first.
Nigeria generally is a scary place

tpiah:
see ohsisi going crazy over sjeezy sha.

the woman just cant control herself whenever she sees a man.

this is why some men believe in magun.

and yes, she's simply not herself unless she mentions p.enis.

**sigh**

i no talk am?

privates addict.

I dash you that one
Sjeezy must handle you you well
not an easy task,hopefully he'll make sure your rabies shots are up to date
nkita Okitipupa

[quote author=Aloy_Emeka link=topic=486703.msg6486573#msg6486573 date=1280593806]I am in no doubt that you are a very diabolic old hag.[/quote]You got that right
Our Tepeepee fits that tag

Remember
with 12 Ogbomosho horizontal and vertical tribal marks on each cheek,
chewing stick hanging off her cracked harmattan lips
hips like the hanging towers of Babylon
pounding on her keyboard and chanting incantations in Ijebu

michelin89:
Ohsisi, I nor know anything o

Please say no the guy
you dare no go out with sjeezy even if he puts a gun to your head
you might as well go with tumfulu
You fit just chop his money if he has any and kick him to the curb

michelin89:
sjeezy I mean quoting yourself and laughing. . .that's the creepiest form of narcissism.

I saw that too.
Quoting himself and laughing
creepy creepy

[quote author=Aloy_Emeka link=topic=488919.msg6492212#msg6492212 date=1280692204]I wonder why you compare yourself with the groom. You've been running treasure here toasting ileke Idi yet no hope of common bye bye from her how much more a kiss yet you call yourself a playa.

When you stop following secondary school girls, you come and we shall talk. You that is a man, [size=24pt]how come you don't have the guts to ask Michelin out because you obviously have a serious CRUSH on her. I read your email on how you like her but you are afraid to let her know because it will get into her head. another name for it is cowardice[/size]. Be a man and ask her out first. She will not chop off your head, patapata she will turn you down. Grow some dicc, playa.[/quote]Thank you!
sleezy is so busted
Mich dear,please come and confirm this

[quote author=Aloy_Emeka link=topic=488919.msg6492194#msg6492194 date=1280691950]Cash money builds ego. Have you heard he is loaded?. He probably took the chic to the best casinos and shopping joints  in  Las Vegas and NY respectively and she fell for him. Money can move mountains.[/quote]she can manage that one sha
at least if the man no dey sizeable for stature
she can at least see money to console herself.I hope his manhood is of adult size

michelin89:
Juvenile is not the same as ugly now.

The guy is cute. . .has a baby face but cute.

Only thing be say, she go resemble him mama in the next 10 years. . . . . . or earlier.

cute
that's an odd description for a man,a husband material even though people say that often
cute spells small sized and that's what he is
I see nothing attractive about a man I'm bigger than
let her drop 2 pikins and assume a madamly disposition
they'll think he's her driver

Missy B:
How can people say that dude is cute? 
Na wa o!

Thank God someone else is seeing what I saw
The boy looks like a juvenile
how did he muster up courage to say hello to the girl

Sagamite:
Ok o.

I have got you your perfect man. Na who born the mugu to mess with you and your pikin when this one stand next to you.

https://www.almostfourstars.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/pic_shabba_ranks1.jpg


Keep on hating on us soft-face cute boys.

ROFL
That one will kill me and the kids

[quote author=Aloy_Emeka link=topic=488919.msg6486871#msg6486871 date=1280596946]https://cdn.bellanaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Ngozi-Ekezie-and-Wale-Akintujoye-Bella-Naija005-600x428.jpg[/quote]Still doesn't look as manly as I like my man to be
He is too pinchomic
This one no fit defend me and the kids

Thank God he looks a zillion times better in traditional outfit
It filled him up and manned him up small
If I'm Ngozi,he will never ever wear suit again

Emeka the bride ha bu ndi ebee ?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=488919.msg6486833#msg6486833 date=1280596630]bad belle[/quote]Look at the man in all the pictures
He looks like her younger brother
look at the pic with them sitting,he's just perching on the chair like a JSS3 boy

Nice venue,great pictures

The cake looks creepy though
yuck!
Like it had spirogyra and amoeba growing all around it
tufia

beautifully curvaceous bride
The man dey like small boy wey never reach marriage age
Is that person not younger than Seun Osewa?

see handsome man about to go to waste
why not all these ugly ones like bk/babe

very fetish I must say

kuru Mmri do re ti do (jingling bells)
Angel Micheal is carrier - Holy (jingling bells)
Angel Gabriel is carrier - Holy

I will do anything to get that CD or tape.
That was one funny song

source please
so the man is still in the bush?

sjeezy8:
Na lie! which kin husband you get obviously hes not doing his job you are on the internet arguing over some unimportant shiot- like hmm yoruba dis n yoruba dat

you betta correct your life - that Segun Abubakar guy must ahve really broke your heart- because you ahve a problem with yorubas and muslims esp Yoruba Muslims.

you betta go and prepare some ogbono soup  for what ever poor guy caught you off the rebound after that yoruba guy dumped you.

lol

are you a taker?
TPIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TEPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
we have a man on a suicide mission
oya hurry up
get your people to go and pay his groom price and he's all yours
I am assuming he has a blokoss
God
I hope he has at least a child sized one
yiu fit manage am
no be im fault

tpiah:
is there any nairaland male you dont have the hots for?

you must be "married" to a eunuch.

either that or you're a hooker.

both scenarios could also be possible.

That makes me a complete living  breathing female
You don't have the hots for anyone
how could you?
You asexual creep
You just want to suck their blood like amusu
At least I have a husband
I wish you could at least capture one at gunpoint and keep him up to 24 hours without sucking him to death

I thought they said witchcraft full Calabar side
Why can't they employ their services to show Cameroon pepper

Those in Lagos should give an update
Do you still hear the loudspeakers from Churches and mosques or not?

tpiah:
^^the vulture has landed.

do you understand simple english, and can you point me to anywhere i said i will stay in lagos by force by force even if na for slum i dey.

oponu.

you must be assuming i'm a beast of no hometown like you.

we all know they chased you out with pitchforks, and thank goodness you got visa to america to practice your witchcraft freely there.

If only you can speak the truth
are your step mothers not stirring pots for you in Abeokuta
We all see the effects
how else can one explain your psychosis
Stay here and keep fighting with young men that could have easily been your son's age

tpiah:
we all know the real reason many people cant leave lagos and return to their villages is because of the fear of witches, wizards and generational enemies/feuds wey dey there.

however, rather than spend excessive time in a lagos slum, especially since we're in the age of video cameras and everybody wanting to be a journalist/crusader, there are other places besides lagos where people migrate to in nigeria.

Shouldn't you get down to your native village and beat a gong to that effect?
Tell them the chief witch don migrate to nairaland say make dem carry their loads begin head back , beneath olumo rock
agadi ekwe nka

he should just catch a kabu kabu flight
Is Uganda not in Africa?
He can get halfway and use Okada or leg the rest of the journey