₦airaland Forum

This one wey u go farm so u don collect clearance from force HQ before one shehu will state otherwise..

Amitez:
This Umahi is already disenchantrd by his st.upid move. He is now an orphan in Ebonyi. That decision was a smart politicalp SUICIDE!

2005-.....200^ Chevrolet suburban/ Tahoe

The rat got to the car from your house.. tackle it from the root. Fumigate your house and the car same day. Clean all surroundings that can serve as breeding ground for rats.

Keep my Bootle of 1960 bitters.

We4all:
I hate cooking, but I'm forced to cos I can't entrust my food into the hands of someone. I just don't trust easily.

I hope you don't fu'c'k easily too cause you don't trust no kpekus

BlueBanana:
E be like say Buhari surname na Condemn. Condemn condemn Condemn, yet no actions.

Over 40 farmers killed in the most gruesome manner, in an established state like Nigeria in 2020 and the chief security officer comes to "condemn".

Effective proactive measures would have averted this carnage. Don’t condemn, you have don't they enough, swiftly work for justice.

The North is feeling the heat. This should be a warning to everyone in Nigeria about the consequences of voting in someone because he is their "son" or "brother"

Una say him turn shock absorber for every news na him the man kuku turn iron condeme aboki

Badadvisor:
Money he should have used to buy like 10 goats and 5 fowls and start a small poultry business so he can have investment so by December he can sell them and make like 200 thousand naira profit

Hahahahahahahahah.. my belle oh.. but bro that's an investment to be frank but he certainly is above that level

Dis one wey all of Una just dey catch Una babe.. make Una chill na, December don reach... Babe must Hustle.

saaphiere:
Oh! That this hair bought for Toke is fake? Hmm.

You see say you no get one kobo sense.

Step 1_____ stop eating her food incase na dia your mumu button dey.

Step 2_____ don't initiate bleep and don't accept bleep advances from her.( Na here be d genesis)

Step 3_____ if you must spend, reduce your spending on her to like 1%.

Step 4_____ enforce the above 3 steps and report your progress to me for second semester.

More like northern cabal screens candidate

AmazingELixir:



Dis teacher sef ...doesn't he know some heads are not configured to process the complex computation of mathematical decoding....

Most of such blackheads are present here in NL crying and wailing all the time like pigs undergoing sodomy.

Eg. helinues , yenefa

mar1juana:
With this by my gate, I can peacefully go Offline

Slawormiir say na him get this picture wey u use

Makavelli25:
I thought things like this is limited to Nigeria

I guess I was wrong

At least it's for a just cause but here it's for their pocket.

They have turned the whole stuff to betnaija slip.
5 games don play and e remain 2 make the ticket green.

PuZZyNegro:
Do you live in Lagos? Most roads in Lagos are under construction. This is the major reason people take one way right now.

Wickedly, the law enforcement agents will be the one to direct you to follow the one way only to snap your car and block you in front.


Lagos is wicked and cursed

That's what they did to me about this time last year.. kept my car in their garage for 1 week and I later paid the sum of 60k. Na them direct me put for the lane oh.

BadRadio:
Just pray before you fornicate. Place you hands on the pussie, close your eyes in prayer and Bless the pussie. Then hop on it and ride away the remaining spark of your life.

Hahahaha..
Guy, Wetin u smoke ?

GavelSlam:
Where is the train?

Good question brotherly..

In today's Nigeria according to our polilooters , that question is so vital..

They should sha take it easy.

Visited a rice mill yesterday and bought a 50kg bag of rice.. took it to a de_stoning center and after the process my rice now weighed 47kg.. I told them its not possible, not when I didn't spot construction grade stones in the rice... To cut the long story short, the machine had been adjusted to reserve some rice during the process and when I insisted they went behind and touched a switch and boom.. 1.9 kg came forth (that's how they will get bags of rice by the close of work just for a little service they rendered). naija is a crooked nation.

Odoogu:
chicken 10k...?

why?

The cost of feed and day old chick is equivalent to 1 bitcoin as at last month. ( That's if you even see the feed to buy )

Ajibel:
You and I know the speaker won't just say sorry and leave but will definitely compensate them financially but why putting an outrageous amount to it?

They will settle out of court.

Ajibel:
Can you just imagine profiting from the death of their son

What would you have them do.. take kpele and continue life.

Odetokun3:
And do you think it's sensible to use the front of a prison as okada park?? Two wrongs can never make a right

There is no wrong in there. There is supposed to be a no parking sign for up to100meters on both sides of the gate but the greedy Nigerian uniform men always think they are too smart and can convert anything to business. The chicken only came home to roost.

Baybii:
My city, my city! The best city in Nigeria (if not for point one). The city that never sleeps, even during lockdown. How I long to be here once more.


Check signature.

I can't raise my family there.

BMZK:
The lawmaker however noted that states like Cross River, Rivers, Bayelsa and Ondo States embarked on the highway projects execution as far back as 2005 to date.

They are getting refund in 2020 by only this administration. Time will come when many people will be ashamed of themselves because all the lies and propaganda they have been promoting against Buhari will not fly again.

Shut up !.. did buhari pay from his personal pocket or you are just being .......

Jaelxchloe:
Hoodlums

Hahahahahah.. Sis dis one pass u ?.. abi your palliative dey miss

Golan007:
Another set of fake stories.

You still cannot show evidence of people being shot at.

All you show are gunshots which could have been aimed in the air as we have seen over and over again.

Simply putting CNN on it means nothing.

You shot yourself in the foot. @ the bolded means there is a probability they shot at the protesters and that's all that is needed to build a case.

ggood:
Hope when power shift from North to South in 2013 all the juicy appointments will go to South

That's if they have the balls and common sense

frog12:
where is MONKEY VILLAGE?

After mile 2 in Lagos.

U sure say no be presido son be this, this one wey I dey see Yusuf and moha for the name.

obembet:
Buhari try for security sha.. He deserve another 8 yrs

You can echoe that again to that almajiri girl with the name Y.

One male, 2 females.