₦airaland Forum

DickDastardly:
I guess they mean retroviral drugs for EBOLA

AgapeCharis:
Jesus had houses in Galilee, Capernaum and some other cities. U wouldn't find dx verbatim in d Bible tho bt if u study carefully, u'll see it

When he was crucified, It was noted dt his garment was taken and rent into 4 parts a part was given to a soldier (who happily takes a torn cloth if it's nt expensive)
Also, his coat! It was noted that his coat was without seam n it was woven from top to bottom. Dey had to cast lot to see who gets it. It wasn't something worn by d average people. History has it dt it was kings and v rich people dt wore dox kinda clothes.

Another revealing story is d feeding of five thousand in John 6. Lemme stop here tho.

Buh note dt there r many revealing writings in d bible dt shows Jesus wasn't broke.

I rest my case.

justi4jesu:
Happy birthday Mr Chris Attoh

grimandevil:
guy i don lose intrest on d bae join. she calls me like no tommorow and i asked her where she wan mak i get d cash? she wan mak i rob bank?

ShahzadNonso:
*licking lollipop by the corner*

messpero90:
anything wrong in doing d honeymoon in your house? By d way i have made front page, wow wow im speechless, i want to thank GOD for dis is the beggining of new and classic things in my life.

stinggy:
Some people understand my point, the gods be praised!

Bro, even if the in-laws won't take 50%, most guys will break bank to marry any lady that earns that much.

IdiAmin1:
Reminds of me of what I passed through in Ibeku Abia state. 80 kegs of palmwine, 120 cartons of beer etc and my question, who wan drink am? I guess you are from Anambra, I'm asking because they see us as money making machines. Na you wan marry, so carry your cross bro

stinggy:
If the lady isn't a potential liability, believe me the guy won't be here to discuss her matter. Yes, some girls are worth even more, but I don't think this particular one is worth it.

veave:
Yes...
Do you?

1one:
I mentioned something like this in one other thread.


Hmmm...Single guys of Nairaland, especially those that are just starting life and have not started earning N10millon per month ; PLEASE RUN AWAY FROM IGBO GIRLS OOOO... then if you hear she's from Imo state... Fly away from her... If she's from Mbaise in particular ; just disappear into thin air!!!


A word is enough for the guys

grimandevil:
another thing i told dem i am not doing is d idea of my fiance sister to enter market with me and anything she likes i must buy. am i crasy?

infact i came here to pour my anger.

holusormi:
@op, this niggerd is a learner , do this at your own risk ,, doing this will make u appear like a mumu, mama'a boy ,,, just follow her lead ,, follow her pace and when she eventually offers you the punnani ( they all do) ... Smash it mercilessly bro

sirrinky:
Okay so here's the problem.There's the girl I've known for about 7months now,and we came to be acquaintances through a mutual friend.She's funny and easy going so we got along very well. I collected her number for some very normal reasons (not relationship) and we got talking,after the business we had 2geda I stopped calling her.She has a boyfriend and so initially I didn't see a problem wen she called me for no apparent reason,but now almost on a daily basis she calls me for bout 20mins stretch,she's always wanting to talk to me either on phone or bbm or be with me in person.I care about her as a friend,but I'm afraid she might be falling in love with me and I really don't want that cos I don't see her exactly as my type neither am I ready for a serious relationship @ d moment and I might just end up using her sexually without real emotions if she falls for me and I don't want that.What y'all thiink?

pDude:
Why are all your ex girlfriends always getting pregnant like goat?

AdexOmoby:
Hmmmm...I feel compelled to write you a message.

Please don't allow such issues weigh you down. We all one thing that's pinching our shoes. Yours is no different. I know its peculiar to you and you are the only one who knows how much it pinches you, but please take it easy...you know why? Because God makes everything beautiful in His time and not in ours.

You say the only girl you seem to love is messing up? May I ask what's the mess is about? Could it be something you could correct? Could it be something adjustable? If yes, speak to her and let her know how much you love her. We ladies need lots of assurance.
You say you can't tell what's up her sleeves? Then I'd suggest you communicate. Ask her questions. Get to know what's on her mind.
Speak to people who could help unravel the mystery in her mind.

Or could it be that she's not interested in you? Then I'd suggest you please move on. Hard but you can do it...One saying says that 'we don't know how strong we are unti been strong is our last option'
Do you know that we can force people to love us even though we feel the world for them? Eventually, it would all tell on us because you'd realise that your love alone can sustain a relationship/Marriage.
I don't know why she's messing up...I am just guessing and offering advices.

I commend your efforts on knowing what you want. I commend your effort on knowing what's good for you. Please don't give in for anything less than God's best for you.

I can reassure you, not because I am soothsayer or because I wanna patronize you, but because I believe in God and His word that says that everything works together for our good. He'd make everything beautiful for you. He knows you, he knows what's best for you. He'd bring her to you in His time and not in yours. Please don't give up...the battle is lost when we give up! You are another day close.

Please cheer up, nothing is ever too big to consume you or weigh you down.switch your thoughts to thoughts of good, celebrate life, go out and have fun, make friends: females. Go where you think prospective godly women could be. Don't just stay and nurse your wound. Life is beautiful, explore it!

I'd be praying for you.

I hope my message brings hope and confort to you.

JoshuaKay:
At first there was this gal I was so close to back in sec sch, so much intimacy btw us that ppl think we were actually dating. But u know what? We were just close friends.
Sincerely urs, it's not as if I didn't wish we could take it beyond friendship level but two things restrained me;
1. She was very religious n holiness was all over her.
2. I didn't want to lose my friendship with her in case she'd say NO.
But surprisingly, less than a yr after finishing sec sch, she gave birth to a baby boy. I was like "could this be true? could this be d same gal I know in sch or someone else?
I was so disappointed and at d same time regretted dat I never told her my real feelings for her.
Well, life must continue. We remained just casual friends afterwards n I moved on with d promise never to mk d same mistake again in my life.
Finally, I met this gentle beautiful girl at one of d combined church programs we used to have in my diocese n I didn't waste much time to approach her even though it took me a lot of courage to do so. We talked n I really feel good during our conversation but I wasn't able to get her contact number. It took a whole yr b4 we were able to meet again. I was so excited to see her n she was surprised I could still remember n recognise her. From there things got mutual btw us n we started dating(distant relationship).
As time goes on, we knw more abt each other n even knw each other's friends n families. I blvd our love grows younger as days grow older or so to say because of some level of commitment we both showed toward d relationship.
We agreed to maintain a plutonic relationship for d mean time n we maintained this for almost 2yrs.
But things changed when she started a pre-degree program in LAUTECH last yr. Universities nationwide were still on strike but she moved to sch since October last yr all in d name of attending tutorials. As God would have it, I was also given admission to study a 4yr course in UNIBEN dat same October but decided to keep it from her in order to make it a surprise for her when strikes are over.
Unfortunately, as d yr was running to an end so was d communication btw us going to its end. Later she uploaded a picture of her with her new bf on whatsapp n she wrote notes expressing her love 4 him on her status. At this point, I was really heartbroken. I confronted her n she couldn't deny it, some of our close friends tried to settle dis issue btw us but I asked her to do three things that would enable me to be sure of my position with her even though I knew she wouldn't do it.
1. She should upload a picture of my humble self as her dp.
2. She should write on her status stating how much she loved me
3. She should see me anytime she's back from sch.
As presumed, she couldn't do any of them and that confirmed our breakup.
Since then we stopped communicating n I've deleted her number. Until sometime in June when I received this call from a strange number n guess who? It was my ex. Why did she call? She called to warn/advice me on d type of gals I'd be going out with in sch. I was just like 'who r u advice me on something like that and how on earth did u even know that I am in sch since I didn't tell her I got an admission'?
Just early last last month one of my friends from home called to tell me dat my ex had been pregnant. I didn't want to blv at first but not later than 2wks after d news, I saw pictures of her and her newborn baby on facebook.
I called one of her friends to ascertain this n everything I've been told n seen were true. I was so nonplussed.
These experiences have now left me with only one conclusion that:
There's no SAINT GIRL anywhere.

Orikinla:
Only Babes do this in cars

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chimkaire:
Do you know how bankers get sacked , do most have savings . Pastorsn who gets attracted to them .

AAlozie:
Lecturers nko?

Microflux:
I have always wondered why some people marries ugly wives and some get beautiful wives! Is not easy o! You have to 'mo ju lo soja'.
1. Doctors ; This is a highly rated job in the world. Women are attracted by their intelligence and life saving acts. This sets don't stress themselves up to get a good and beautiful woman. People like kachisbarbie will easily fall for them.
2. Bankers
humh! I wish am a banker. I went to a bank days ago come and see fine girls am like blushing. They don't have problem to get the best of woman, thank God it's now a condition whereby you will have to write your name and phone number in a ledger before you leave the bank. Nah copy and paste stuffs. Gbam! Dating follows. Ladies watch out

3. Comedians/Radio Presenters
This set you know ladies have soft minds and this set of people they have something it's called 'sugarcoated mouth' just few,charming,well spoken words will get their heart for you. they are not shy to face anybody. Be it linda ikeji or jennimma even if nah mizmycoli.
4. Pastors
pastors just needs just a simple dream or vision to get the beautiful lady in their church. No stress required, because women love affluence and pastors have it.
5.
Politicians
Not much. But you know they are on top of the world. They have the fame, money e.t.c

madjune:
Oya wey those "Fun lovers" dem.
I don book ticket for una.

In 8mths time, we go take statistics of new HIV patients and yama yama and koro koro victims.

Those wey go dey scratch their yansh carry herpes come back.


Calabar, you no see me o.

Tonylyte:
Which benue state? U don pass vandikya to gboko road before? Una wey no dey travel.