₦airaland Forum

koboko69:
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Whizzdom:
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paulshakur:
okay

seunwen2:
Seconded -

Boscojugunu:
Eee

skubido:
ok

Someone, pray for these boys.

That is if it will reduce price of beans.

So it just happened that these two ladies were fighting. Everyone seemed less concerned. Because they know their old matter.

I know that one will kill the other if I don't do anything. As a good Samaritan, me I have sisters, I can't allow my sister fighting with another girl and keep quiet. So I rose to the occassion.

I know some of you have started thinking evil by now. Hands were flying in the air, legs, bum bum, bobby, and you know ? It is the most challenging task I have encountered since the civil war..

See me sweating. I have to curtail all these hands in the air, legs in the air, bobby and bum and other orishiri.. smh

So that's how it happened. Thank jah i came out alive. The highest point was when one of the girls carried an iron padlock to hit the other. I threw myself on the line. Then coca cola bottle was carried. I had to wrap myself round that lady. Smh.

What can a man do ?

Graphic Pix..

Jiouras:
Not trying to disrupt their relationship just thinking of telling her so the video won't be seen by a bad samaritan and go viral haha

But what are you doing with somebody's wife ?

Bro, are you an adulterer ?

Pls stop !

Jiouras:
I have a neighbor whos happily married with 3 kids and we're also close friend. I have full access to her phone due to our closeness and i'm also close to her husband, but it was a shocker last week when i was checking on her files and i saw 3 videos of herself masturbating and sending it to a man on whatsapp and i've been pondering about it ever since then. Should i tell her about the video due to our closeness so she'll delete it or should i just keep quiet about it?
Whats your view.

Share the video.

Since you don't know what to do..

Share it now. Pm me..

bushdoc9919:
And 2017......and so on.

You know how far..

Nigeria is the way it is because we have oil and run a lazy govt and economy.

People sit down doing nothing and their names enter Forbes rich list for simply owning one oil well. I wish I had a plantation. I wish I had a transport company. I wish I had a factory.

That is the way forward for Nigerians..

profjustine458:
After 2015 what next?

Then 2016..

ALKARULEZ615:
WHERE IS THE JOKE?

Disturbing my sleep.

Op, mind yourself.

He needs a wife but he is shy.


#Brushing...

akpur1:
You dont need a g.f before settling down.

POINT...

Otherwise is a worldly view.

endie44:
I get ur point. but i assure you, i truely luk foreward to havin sumone special in my life now and getting Married. Its not about the wedding fever only.. its just dat i ve gotten to dat stage wen its d major thin on my mind

Are you a virgin ?

This one you claim timidity...

johnstar:
Ar u rili sure u wanna gt married, or is it all abt Bleep

I dey suspect the boy.

Some gullible nairaland girls will fall for this..

Tell her that ME, your elder brother doesn't like it..

Some ladies like being familiar with everybody including their Exes. Its very wrong. I dislike it. Its an open door to infidelity.. What are you still doing with somebody you rejected and termed "Ex" which means "Past" ? If not that they still cherish the past moments spent together..

Most ladies don't have sense.

But you are not cleaner than her either.

DEATHMACHINE:
exactly bro .....it takes balls to do my type of job thats why i need a lady with balls.

Is devil your elder broda ?

Infact the lady I carry come for you, I don put her for keke to go home as I am talking to you..

coldsoup:
[color=gold]My beloved nlders
I'm in love with khalessi but she no dey give me eye
What can I do to get her
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Your problem has been solved. Just spoke with her now.

She say she don't date broke guys. She say she likes you too. But won't want you to fall below expectations.

All you need do is ask for her account number, pay in something for her. She need to make her hair and stuffs. You know.

When coming to see her. Make sure you dress well. No bathroom slippers please. So you don't embarrass me after hooking her up for you.

Piss!

ifex370:
I tried to run some smooth packages with two Nairaland girls... but they don't seem to be interested... is there something wrong with me... or is there something I'm not doing right...










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contributions please

I don't mean to hurt you.

Which skul did you attend ?

How do you expect a girl who doesn't know you to start rolling with you ?

Boy, grow up. The world is too harsh.

In life, you might try 100 times before you succeed.

For now, Nairaland only has smart girls for sale.

Wait till your type comes around.

I mean the unintelligent and sulking ones like you.

Dooooorrr !

The girl look like witch.

Amadioha punish dis boy wey no wan make I sleep well this night..

Missmossy:
Hmm.. You are interesting

Thank you...

100accounts:
This is crazy buh gurl......

......i love you... And am freakingly obsessed with ya


@my signature!!!!!!



NOTE: this thread was opened under the influence of Ciroc and cannabis!!!!





i love u PinkObsession

Which one be 100accounts ?

Disclaimer : This is not 100cents.

Stop crushing on her. Take action. Ask for her account number. Nothing is too small, pay in something for her. Call her often. Tell her you love her. Keep dolling cash on her. I am sure that she will fall for you.

Dont thank me later..

STENON:
At your first sentence, So many Ladies dnt have it.

But At ur last statement, Evn if you are a billionaire, Trillionaire...e.t.c., You can never buy any woman's heart with Money. Heart does not have a selling price nor cost Price. Love that has money as its major foundation is just a Temporary Love.

It is a voluntary action to Love just only one Person Unconditionally.

Thank you.

Just saying..

Rochas is highly determined....

He says, one day, I will be President.

He knows the power of the tongue..

SirHouloo:
Na only one Range he get and you called him the richest. Too bad.

Boys don't drive Range Rover.

The maintenance money for that car over 6 months can buy another car..

I no send them all..

Who is Sanusi ?

aariwa:
In order to shore up the sagging revenue profile of the federal government,the F.G may remove subsidy totally from petroleum and this may take the price of fuel to 165 170 naira per litre.It may also implement Steve Orosanye report and scrap many federal govt agencies and it may also increase tarriff on tokunbo vehicles,rice and other finished goods.Please feel free to contribute your own suggestion to the thread.Thank you.

What of the policies Buhari or Atiku may implement ?

Smh..

hyfr:
T.A ORJI knows he will be in a big mess if uzor kalu should win, because uzor kalu will bring up cases against him and make sure all the looting he did in abia will be exposed. So all he is doing is to make sure uzor kalu doesn't win. But he should know that before abraham Jesus was born!

Looting is an understatement..

waternogetemeny:
Am I the only one fed up of TA Orji the failure....Those he really believe he is that relevant or Abia is now his personal property?

Ndi Abia will surely give u the Orhakim treatment. U are wasting ur time all thos people u promise political office to cover ur ass are going nowhere. We need Ihejirika in the game.

Supported.

Ihejirika is a game changer.

Meanwhile, Forbes knows the name of Orji Uzor Kalu.

Please, who is T.A.Orji ?

The average Nigerian is a thief unless otherwise proven..

EPISODE 1

Oratory..

So where did he say people should be killed ?

APC machinery at work !