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Igbos, making Nigeria proud... |
Jamieb: Guy may u live long to make people laugh and smile. There is nothinh like big girlism.Amen oo.. |
Ceasar1: What's your definition of a big girl?Good question. Biggest ladies are the biggest beggars and the most expensive/ungrateful species.. Once she is costly to maintain, she is a big girl.. Big/Long weavon. Long nails and eyelashes. Double layer make up decor. Highest heels shoes make them stand like Nigerian goalkeepers at the goal post.. |
Some ladies even complain that the N100 card you sent was too small. What they call, " Ogbenye na Ajo Onu ". An ungrateful beggar.. |
izaray: I dn't av tym for such pls, too busy to do dat tnksOn a funny note... So you are naira-landing on duty ? |
Yungwizzzy: yeaSo you are a gf snatcher ? ![]() |
izaray: Am dat kind of lady, i dn't at all, infact i hate collecting money from guys, i rather spend my on you!Please reply my pm ![]() |
Who is Osemuwa ? Lmao. This guy has changed his dealer.. |
jeremolar: My gf is a typical example. The only way I give her money is keepin it in her bag without her consent cos if I give her directly she won't collect it.Guy, you know how far. The thing nah big surprise o.. |
Arva: Just walk up to her and express ur feelings...she won't eat u up...Feeling kee ? Op, no kill your self o by telling her you love her. That one nah fail. Just become friends with her. " Hello, aunty, what is it by your time " ? (Even when you know the time and she is not wearing a wrist watch ). She will look at you funnily knowing you have some other thing in mind. Stand your ground till she checks her handset to tell you the time. Then tell her you often see her around here. " Where do you live " ? Do not expect a sure answer to this last question since its too early but if she likes you very well, she will tell you. Ask for her phone number since you have already established a conversation... Smh Toasting no be work.. Nah finishing.. |
posakosa: No way! I have no venom towards men. I have 6 brothers.You don't seem straightforward. You are female claiming to be male online. I have started detesting this forum with people like this.. |
You are right when you say people pretend a lot. When I am dating a wrong lady, once I close my eyes I see her as an animal. Soonest the relationship crashes.. posakosa: Sometimes, even this is not enough. Only GOD can expose the evil in the hearts of men. PEOPLE ARE GREAT PRETENDERS! |
Czarskit: He'll bang her every minute of the day!!!Hahaha.. |
Surprise is the word. She will hmm you. Go to market with her money and cook for you. She will dress your home. She will always call you. She will miss you and fix a date. When you give her money, she rejects it. Wonders shall never end. |
She must be extra beautiful. One of a kind. Intelligent and homely. Nah that time I dey fall in love. lastly marriage must be on my mind if not. OYO.. |
OrlandoOwoh: What is she does it consistently to the extent that she doesn't take off her eyes, you are the one that take off your eyes?People behave differently according to their mood. She might tell you she was deep in thought and was not looking at you. If you want to come from that angle. Its always better when the guy sees and picks who to talk to when the girl has not noticed yet. |
OrlandoOwoh: Can the consistent staring of a girl at a guy be described as a sign of the girl falling for him, even without any prior advances from the guy?It is 50-50 chance.. She may floor you when you approach her. Some ladies are naturally harsh and wear a long face to scare toasters.. |
Mynd44: No girl ever falls for me. I need lectures Mynd44: No girl ever falls for me. I need lectureslol. why nah ? The last girl. How did I spot it ? I came to see her and we were standing/leaning beside a car outside her home discussing. I noticed she started drawing so close to me(as if our bodies should touch). I started feeling a bit shy and uncomfortable. It seemed her feet were sagging beneath her weight. My mind told me she has fallen. I smiled to myself. The following day, she called me and told me she fell in love yesterday night. I marked myself 100% good. I am learning.. ![]() |
You guys should stop hating and work hard. He was very rich before becoming governor. He has fleet of commercial ships under slok. So if I become governor tomorrow, some people will come to say I never worked hard for my money ? smh ![]() |
Been dreaming about something like this. lol Since I received prophecy of a new car.. |
LaurelP: I'm not surprised at allI was excepting something like this. Since his name has not been featuring on Nigeria's richest list... |
Seriously in this area I got F9. You would be toasting a lady for whatever reasons and she is playing her girl pranks till one day she changes her mind about you and agrees to play ball. As ladies, they will not say it with their mouths but will only give signs like... 1. She agrees to the first date. 2. She comes to sleep at your house(sharpest). 3. She starts calling your line. 4. She starts acting nicely. The signs ladies give to a toaster are so many when they have fallen for him. How do you spot when that girl has fallen in love ? In nostalgia, my first gf once told me, "whenever I want to come closer to you, you scare me".. This is for gentlemen(non-players) who don't like pushing too hard... |
I just dey wake up.
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Yes, Rokiatu can leave me there.. |
kilokeys: being a mild flirt and a rational guy.. i get tired of "having a girl like me" sometimes..You can imagine how mundane ladies are... |
sammieguze: This is an Evidence that the nigerian law is only meant for the poorGet rich OR... |
The man must be sick or suffering from malnutrition. Which one be 21 days dry recovery ? |
berem: You can't even spell the name correctly.I agree with you. You spoke well of her though she is your enemy. This poster is just a dolt. Benega ma nyash. Go learn your spellings.. |
She has Ebola ! |
buh
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Wow bendable skin.. |
Good to hear. They now hide under sheep and goats.. |
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