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Education › Re: Nigerian Professor, Ilesanmi Becomes First Black VC Of University Of Illinois by 100Cents: 12:49pm On Sep 25, 2014
Igbos, making Nigeria proud...
Romance › Re: Why You Must Send Your Girlfriend A N50 Recharge Card by 100Cents: 12:41pm On Sep 25, 2014
Jamieb: Guy may u live long to make people laugh and smile. There is nothinh like big girlism.
Amen oo..
Romance › Re: Why You Must Send Your Girlfriend A N50 Recharge Card by 100Cents: 11:39am On Sep 25, 2014
Ceasar1: What's your definition of a big girl?
Good question.

Biggest ladies are the biggest beggars and the most expensive/ungrateful species.. Once she is costly to maintain, she is a big girl..

Big/Long weavon. Long nails and eyelashes. Double layer make up decor. Highest heels shoes make them stand like Nigerian goalkeepers at the goal post..
Romance › Re: Why You Must Send Your Girlfriend A N50 Recharge Card by 100Cents: 11:36am On Sep 25, 2014
Some ladies even complain that the N100 card you sent was too small.

What they call, " Ogbenye na Ajo Onu ".

An ungrateful beggar..
Romance › Re: Guys, Have You Ever Had A Lady That Never Wanted You To Spend A Dime On Her ? by 100Cents(op): 11:33am On Sep 25, 2014
izaray: I dn't av tym for such pls, too busy to do dat tnks
On a funny note...

So you are naira-landing on duty ?
Romance › Re: EXCLUSIVE: Why Guys Should Avoid NL Romance Section (must Read) by 100Cents: 11:27am On Sep 25, 2014
Yungwizzzy: yea

those Ghana stuff has been proliferated

na ogoja own sure pass now oo
So you are a gf snatcher ? angry
Romance › Re: Guys, Have You Ever Had A Lady That Never Wanted You To Spend A Dime On Her ? by 100Cents(op): 11:23am On Sep 25, 2014
izaray: Am dat kind of lady, i dn't at all, infact i hate collecting money from guys, i rather spend my on you!
Please reply my pm cool
Romance › Re: EXCLUSIVE: Why Guys Should Avoid NL Romance Section (must Read) by 100Cents: 11:19am On Sep 25, 2014
Who is Osemuwa ?

Lmao.

This guy has changed his dealer..
Romance › Re: Guys, Have You Ever Had A Lady That Never Wanted You To Spend A Dime On Her ? by 100Cents(op): 11:03am On Sep 25, 2014
jeremolar: My gf is a typical example. The only way I give her money is keepin it in her bag without her consent cos if I give her directly she won't collect it.
Guy, you know how far.

The thing nah big surprise o..
Romance › Re: I Am Facing Challenges In Wooing A Lady by 100Cents: 10:59am On Sep 25, 2014
Arva: Just walk up to her and express ur feelings...she won't eat u up...
Feeling kee ?

Op, no kill your self o by telling her you love her. That one nah fail.

Just become friends with her.

" Hello, aunty, what is it by your time " ? (Even when you know the time and she is not wearing a wrist watch ).

She will look at you funnily knowing you have some other thing in mind. Stand your ground till she checks her handset to tell you the time. Then tell her you often see her around here. " Where do you live " ? Do not expect a sure answer to this last question since its too early but if she likes you very well, she will tell you.

Ask for her phone number since you have already established a conversation... Smh

Toasting no be work..

Nah finishing..
Romance › Re: How Would A Woman Knw If A Man Is Sincerely In With Her? by 100Cents: 10:52am On Sep 25, 2014
posakosa: No way! I have no venom towards men. I have 6 brothers.


I only hate one man. James Bassey.

I also despise men that lie to women or men who have an agenda to be players. Thats not nice!

We all need to stop the cycle. tongue
You don't seem straightforward.

You are female claiming to be male online.

I have started detesting this forum with people like this..
Romance › Re: How Would A Woman Knw If A Man Is Sincerely In With Her? by 100Cents: 10:46am On Sep 25, 2014
You are right when you say people pretend a lot.

When I am dating a wrong lady, once I close my eyes I see her as an animal.

Soonest the relationship crashes..

posakosa: Sometimes, even this is not enough. Only GOD can expose the evil in the hearts of men.  PEOPLE ARE GREAT PRETENDERS!
Romance › Re: How Would A Woman Knw If A Man Is Sincerely In With Her? by 100Cents: 10:40am On Sep 25, 2014
Czarskit: He'll bang her every minute of the day!!! tongue
Hahaha..
Romance › Guys, Have You Ever Had A Lady That Never Wanted You To Spend A Dime On Her ? by 100Cents(op): 10:36am On Sep 25, 2014
Surprise is the word.

She will hmm you.

Go to market with her money and cook for you.

She will dress your home.

She will always call you.

She will miss you and fix a date.

When you give her money, she rejects it.

Wonders shall never end.
Romance › Re: What Makes You Fall In Love? by 100Cents: 10:23am On Sep 25, 2014
She must be extra beautiful. One of a kind. Intelligent and homely.

Nah that time I dey fall in love. lastly marriage must be on my mind if not.

OYO..
Romance › Re: Guys, How Do You Spot When That Lady Has Fallen For You ? by 100Cents(op): 9:57am On Sep 25, 2014
OrlandoOwoh: What is she does it consistently to the extent that she doesn't take off her eyes, you are the one that take off your eyes?
People behave differently according to their mood. She might tell you she was deep in thought and was not looking at you. If you want to come from that angle.

Its always better when the guy sees and picks who to talk to when the girl has not noticed yet.
Romance › Re: Guys, How Do You Spot When That Lady Has Fallen For You ? by 100Cents(op): 9:23am On Sep 25, 2014
OrlandoOwoh: Can the consistent staring of a girl at a guy be described as a sign of the girl falling for him, even without any prior advances from the guy?
It is 50-50 chance..

She may floor you when you approach her. Some ladies are naturally harsh and wear a long face to scare toasters..
Romance › Re: Guys, How Do You Spot When That Lady Has Fallen For You ? by 100Cents(op): 8:54am On Sep 25, 2014
Mynd44: No girl ever falls for me. I need lectures
Mynd44: No girl ever falls for me. I need lectures
lol. why nah ?

The last girl. How did I spot it ?

I came to see her and we were standing/leaning beside a car outside her home discussing. I noticed she started drawing so close to me(as if our bodies should touch). I started feeling a bit shy and uncomfortable. It seemed her feet were sagging beneath her weight.

My mind told me she has fallen. I smiled to myself. The following day, she called me and told me she fell in love yesterday night.

I marked myself 100% good. I am learning..
grin
Politics › Re: Orji Uzor Kalu Buys Most Expensive Private Jet In Nigeria (pics) by 100Cents: 8:42am On Sep 25, 2014
You guys should stop hating and work hard.

He was very rich before becoming governor.

He has fleet of commercial ships under slok.

So if I become governor tomorrow, some people will come to say I never worked hard for my money ? smh

grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Miracle Car/suv Needed Urgently For N500k by 100Cents: 8:34am On Sep 25, 2014
Been dreaming about something like this. lol
Since I received prophecy of a new car..
Politics › Re: Orji Uzor Kalu Buys Most Expensive Private Jet In Nigeria (pics) by 100Cents: 8:28am On Sep 25, 2014
LaurelP: I'm not surprised at all
D guy has always been a rich guy
infact its long overdue
I was excepting something like this.

Since his name has not been featuring on Nigeria's richest list...
Romance › Guys, How Do You Spot When That Lady Has Fallen For You ? by 100Cents(op): 7:57am On Sep 25, 2014
Seriously in this area I got F9.

You would be toasting a lady for whatever reasons and she is playing her girl pranks till one day she changes her mind about you and agrees to play ball.

As ladies, they will not say it with their mouths but will only give signs like...

1. She agrees to the first date.

2. She comes to sleep at your house(sharpest).

3. She starts calling your line.

4. She starts acting nicely.

The signs ladies give to a toaster are so many when they have fallen for him. How do you spot when that girl has fallen in love ? In nostalgia, my first gf once told me, "whenever I want to come closer to you, you scare me"..

This is for gentlemen(non-players) who don't like pushing too hard...
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: So Karchisbarbie Is Married by 100Cents: 7:40am On Sep 25, 2014
I just dey wake up.

Family › Re: Would You Send Your Husband Here? by 100Cents: 7:29am On Sep 25, 2014
Yes, Rokiatu can leave me there..
Romance › Re: LADIES: Do You Ever Get Sick Of The Attention? by 100Cents: 6:51am On Sep 25, 2014
kilokeys: being a mild flirt and a rational guy.. i get tired of "having a girl like me" sometimes..

i can only imagine how an average girl feels.

*guys on NL bombarding u with PMs

*idlers at the bustop leering and catcalling

*u barely smile so as nt to hint a green light.

*having fake friends and few pple with good intents around.
how exhausting, invasive and overwhelming does all the attention make u feel?
You can imagine how mundane ladies are...
Politics › Re: Synagogue: Lagos Suspends Probe by 100Cents: 6:11am On Sep 25, 2014
sammieguze: This is an Evidence that the nigerian law is only meant for the poor
Get rich OR...
Romance › Re: Help! My Husband Refuses To Sleep With Me. by 100Cents: 11:05pm On Sep 24, 2014
The man must be sick or suffering from malnutrition.

Which one be 21 days dry recovery ?
Nairaland General › Re: Banega Is Scammer by 100Cents: 10:52pm On Sep 24, 2014
berem: You can't even spell the name correctly.

Seems she's been having too much of nairaland male friends lately who are hell bent on spoiling her reputation. She should be very careful!
I agree with you.

You spoke well of her though she is your enemy.

This poster is just a dolt.

Benega ma nyash. Go learn your spellings..
Romance › Re: Please Help My Girlfriend Stop This Habit (+PICTURES) by 100Cents: 10:27pm On Sep 24, 2014
She has Ebola !
Romance › Re: I Have Enter Asian Girl Wahala At Work (PICS) by 100Cents:
buh

Phones › Re: Anger Worldwide As The New Iphone 6 Plus Bend In Users' Pocket by 100Cents: 9:54pm On Sep 24, 2014
Wow bendable skin..
Politics › Re: Army Arrest 50 Fleeing Terrorists In Borno Truck by 100Cents: 10:12pm On Sep 23, 2014
Good to hear.

They now hide under sheep and goats..

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