₦airaland Forum

wheredemdey:
This guy is a media who.re...i bet he authorized all these pictures and even edited the story sef....see his cheap singlet...lmfao

O boy I wish u wayt you wish yourself inugo

i tire o.

Wish him well shaa

benzics:
These people are the most unstable creature on planet earth
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If I dey lie...just follow their line of thought !
Example:

Buhari :
my government will pay unemployed Nigerians 5k every month.

Zombies:
sai Baba... change is here..Nigeria will rise again!
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Buhari:
I never promised to pay unemployed Nigerians 5k each month.
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Zombies:
No mind those Jonathanians. With their fake news. Show us links where he promised that. We are solidly behind you. Nothing for yam eaters
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Buhari :
We have started collection of data to enable us pay the unemployed graduates 5k.
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Zombies :
Where are those TANoids that said Baba is not a promise keeper...shame on all PDP. Baba till 2023 !
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Buhari:
I wont pay 5k to unemployed youths. Its not a priority !
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Zombies:
Baba is right! Whats the use of 5k? What can 5k do to anyone. Mr president we love u. Best president ever!
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I wont be surprised if I wake up tomorrow and hear :
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Buhari:
Unemployed Nigerians should pay 5k every month to the government.
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His idiotic zombies will be like:
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Zombies:
Think of what u can do for your country and not what your country can do for you. Baba is right. But I know those unpatriotic wailers wont pay
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Abeg no vex o. Is this thing ordinary?

Oh my God..

Kenai:
Buhari didn't promise the money; the billboard magically did.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3445387_127992549751789525280561129402990149661295n_jpeg76598e18400a93dc592a2ba28335e58a

And Dayokanu Raumdeter the almajiri licked his lips and praised Sai Baba in large text size to register his pleasure and enthusiasm...



Chei!!!

APC should kukuma blame CorelDRAW for this.

This guy, you baad.

Goke7:
I tire o, the way some of our elites have been bashing PMB, shows they are indeed the major cause of our problems cos a lot of them benefit majorly from our importation based economy. They have to prophesy doom so PMB can easily cave in to their desires which is devaluation but God pass them.

He mentioned creating incentives for industries to thrive. Not just saying we want to diversify economy by mouth. Using Nollywood as a case study, nobody wanted building a film industry but people just came together and started shooting clips that the society watched and laughed at, and there was an industry.

He cant say more, a basket of tomatoes i heard is N300 in Jigawa state and the produce is wasting. What incentive has this govt created for the Jigawa farmers ? Thats how to form a new industry..

God save us from Boko are Rams..

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, I have been wondering; why don't I ever have the urge for se.x?

When people tell me that you can't live without se.x, I don't seem to understand it. I can and have lived without it. So if I can,why can't you?

I'm in my early 20s and have never ever had the urge for se.x, I'm a Christian and very religious. what could this mean?[/color]

Mad people normally don't have urge for sex..

sinaj:
@ jonaifame22

Sorry I dnt do touts like u,on ma bbm or whatsapp.


Xo quit fantasizing nd mastur bating with me in ur thoughts coz time ain't on ur side.



Channel ur energy to more positive tinz boy nd it will pay off!

So, you are saying it didnt happen ? One of you is lying..

Two of you will appear before me for cross examination..

Kai Barber.

APC is working

He needs prayers or advice.

Which one ?

Hunger bad for phyno side.

20. WHen you see him in the dream.

Girls can beg you for anything including your boxers..

CommitteeMember:

In the era where cleavage trends, Nigerian President isn't left out.

Nah so madness dey take start.

MODS front page please.

Like his elder brother said.

May God help this guy

See hin head..

onlymase:
Every morning I gets so much lengthy whatsapp messages from my boss and it has become annoying lately.
How can i let him know I'm not a fan of his messages? I would have blocked him but he also send work related issues sometimes.

Just delete them.

Nah ur boss.

I used to receive such annoying copy and paste messages from a whatsapp contact too.

So sorry for him.

divinehand2003:
This is what is termed in our local parlance as, '' WATER DON PASS GARRI", meaning wahala dey ontop Naija economy oooo.

His next foreign trip will solve the problem.

What will they discuss ?

Let him travel abroad joor. Frequent travelling is good for the Nigerian economy..

What of Osun state ?

Stop marginalization.

NobleAngell:
Kills and buries? So u mean after killing, he went ahead to dig a 6ft hole and bury the body? Even lucifer wouldn't do that. That man should be buried alive in the same hole together with the corpse.


Choi sometimes I wonder what I'm doing outside the legal profession, na unimaginable sentences I go dey pass.

So the man playing with another mans wife is a saint ?

Not supporting either of them.

I wonder what joy some men derive toasting a another man's wife or girlfriend.

nikkiehan:
do we still av caring guys

Carry the belle first nah.

This is animal behaviour..

Creamish:
Well I have once opted to sit right there on my way back from the stadium..Had 2 friends ride there with me.. I dint feel like a maid.. I luvd the fresh breeze and d company of my friends..

Mindset maybe?

You and ur friends is different from you alone sitting there. Nyaya hold up nah upwards of one hour every morning. Only a dog deserves this treatment..

Smh..

vosquare:

Instead of taking him food, she went there to prevent others from giving him food..

Some ladies go still trip.

Chukazu:
this is a four bedroom bungalow

They asked you to stop work ?

Dont listen to them haters..

Your camera sharp die..

For how much ?

Vain celebrities. If they are not showing chest, its breasst, laps or hermes bag.

I give up on them..

pyyxxaro:
Make una fear this God o

Make una fear am

No matter how u bleaching cream strong reach

You can never bleach inside the center parting for ur yansh

The human lips will always reveal someone's true complexion

Konpresor012:
My younger brothers were disturbing me for the past one week that they want GTA san Andrés on their tablet, I got fed up and decided to just download it, as I started to download it, I received the shocking of my life. The download speed was Aww! 2.1MB/second. In short, I downloaded the game(which is 1.89GB) in just 8 minutes. Wow!!

So ?

elantraceey:
10.Ladies with low self esteem

You mean bathroom slippass breassts