@screwface: i see you have found my address...greetings....

alosiby92:
*sees Alecia.M standing in the middle, looking confused...it appears she had her nails made for this special occassion..
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*laughing* am sure breathing won't mind me join you in booth one, cause have been assured of a warm handshake. On a second thought I will rather shuttle between the two booths , cos am also teeo guest.

Yes o, trust me am the modern day Elijah( or was it elisha) that brought down fire*eyes rolling*

So once you adopt, don't go too far I will deliver him or her. Therefore breathing fear not for alecia is here.

alosiby , tell me why i will defend the male folk. let hugh hefner defend them. afterall he is married.

Can I ask who lola his? Off to diaryland to look for her diary.

@Alosiby I dey here dey chop book. *chokes*
D lecturer for d course is dis newly recruited guy. He's enthusiastic, you know hw it is wit 1st timers in jobs, trying to make an impression, lol.
But trust Nigerians, d students r giving him massive headaches, like always!
Ryt na we're having his lecture nd he's ol worked up. Of course, it is us again. I feel sorry for him.

Just saw this on the front page and it made me laugh:

Trouble is:

When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic. You go apologise tire.

When you tell your friend "your mama!!!" and turn around and see his or her mum staring at you.
Meeehn, u go collect plenty slap.

When Mosquito lands on your father's bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands.
You must provide d proof ohh, or else...

When Patience Ebele is your English Teacher before WAEC.
Na A1 u go get, no worry.

When Victor Valdes wins Goal Keeper of the Year.
Abegi...

When you update "salary things" on facebook and your landlord comments "on point"
Omo u go travel go villa by force.

When you're in a bus and you throw away #500 note instead of gala wrapper.
O'boy, E don red be dat!

When ur dad works at NEPA and they take light and you shout God punish NEPA.......and he's there with u.
Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees.

When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping...
Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat.

When you finish eating in an eatery and u find out ur wallet fell out in a taxi...
Start to prepare ur grammar.

When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass...
Ol'boy, just... Don't bother running. Just beg.

When u give beggar #5000 note instead of #50.
Generosity go change mind.

@Alecia: thank you oh! at least now we can adopt in peace.....@Breathing, did you hear? Alecia will deliver our adopted babies of any kind of wickedness....
@ Oga Skillet: Its just that we are tired of all these guys? them get only tough skin? must they pursue every ebere, chinaza and chioma in a skirt? regardless of if she was a white garment high priestess..
@E.W.O: See me sef, i also have a test on thursday..however I'm chopping my books in a slow and steady manner...will stuff my face tommorrow evening...LOL...we are still yet to discuss your feeling privileged....

ℓ☺ℓ @MFM. Just yesterday, my cousin and I were recalling our mfm house fellowship days when we were kids. The songs amuse me the most, then the prayer points. One of the songs say: shine shine bobo, you go shineeeeee for Jesus, shine shine bobo! Lwkmd!

Wait, I think the above song is a ZOE song. The mfm song was:

Anywhere witches are gathered.
Holyghost fire pursue them.
Pursue pursue pursue!

@ Breathing: LWKMD...#rolling on floor...
does anyone remember Mount Zion Film Minitsries.....we had just about all their movies at one point with "just a little sin", "Captives of the Mighty", "The fruitless tree", "The blood covenant", "the great mistake"...."Story of my life" was pretty sad though, watched it again recently....those movies were classic...

@Molly, Please don't leave......please...

Like breathing is not a stranger to MFM, why you come they fear before. The jesus pursue witches with fire is more like an mfm song. *lol*

@alosiby I remember those mount zion films, looking back now I can laugh, but then I cried watching some of those films. * am pretty emotional*

@Alecia...cried? I always though Michael Bamiloye was handsum and Gloria just too beautiful (with and without make up)..I remember being freakishly scared in "Ide Esu"...and really sad in "just a little sin"..By the way, are you Yoruba?
@ Breathing: So you are also a fire mountaineer.... those songs are classic...

Sorry guys, I can't join in on the convo.

Breathing, when are we having that lesson, biko?

What lesson biko Tgirl.

Alosiby, I watched captives of the mighty and just a little sin. Good scary amusements for me. I was never a mountaineer, I had mfm neighbours, and we loved to attend their house fellowship, good source of amusement too.

Wats wit all the quitting abeg?

Such a gloomy night for diaryland. I just clicked on calotti's blog. Calloti the harloti, yeah, that's how bored I got tonight! You guys should please come back o. Where's Teeo anyway, isn't it weird that he hasn't said anything today. Didn't he mention that he wants to stop diarying too? Hohohohoh, that's the sound of my weeping.

Lol @

hohohohoh, that's the sound of my weeping

Gud mawnin btw. Hw ws ur nyt?

Hmm! @bright, dat sound of ur weeping is misleading o. I thought it waz santa claus bringing us an early christmas gift!

EWO: good morning, or is it afternoon yet?

Fyn gal: Is that how santa calls out in your village?

@bright: yes nah! have u not watched/read santa movies/books?

@Breathing or is it Bright? Which one e be sef? I'm confused. Where were you wen I greeted u. It ws still mawnin den.

Never been a fan of santa, and lucky enough don't have any where I come from. I'm more familiar with the sound of the juju priests going through and fro the nine clans to cleanse the village after someone has desecrated the land. I was only cleansing diary land, I think Molly is desecrating it by attempting to leave. Hohohohohoh

Me Breathing or is it Bright? Can't you choose one and focus on it? I knew there was nothing good about that your morning! Mtcheeeeeeeeew

Lol @ bright: juju priest eh? U no fit kill me abeg. What did u do to molly nah?

I is not doing anything to Molly oh. Go and update your diary nah, lemme read. I'm lacking what to read, I'd soon leave you guys and go and join the car section!

Alosiby, breathing and Alecia weldone oo(Ijebu mans voice). So u peoples have been insults me ba. Olorun o ni ba da da yin je ooo.

Hey missed u guys.

And where the hell do you think you are coming from? TEEO

My beauty, bright. I had to come out of retirement when i discovered Molly and Lola wanted to make u cry in calabar language.

Dont mind me sha, i dont think i can stop being a diarian.

LOLzzz @BrighTHING dear no vex o. JK

Are we mouring oo what, this house seems to quiet. Dairyland is also quiet. Abeg beautiful ladies and gentlemen, get ur muses() out.

Pls pls. Good morning......

Goodmorning Teeo... Howdy?