KingMEXX: i dey suspect na Joe wey plan dis, jus to get Dame out of d way for his much tantalizin gfs'.....am sure he beggd her to go on holidays, buh she vehemently refusd. So he had to do wat he did

pDude:

My sista, to reduce belle nor easy o. For like 2 months I don dey exercise and all my body dey reduce but the belle still big.

redsun: Food poison could mean her not washing her hands after poopooing,and using that same hand to eat amala.

Wasting our money to fly the waste pipe to germany for mere food poison is beyond disgust.Nigerian leaders are shamelssly unpatriotic.

toyemz: Go all the way to Germany for food poisoning!!!
Hmm i dont think so

she is either

A) shopping or
B)belle reducing or
C)? ( still thinking what that reason could be sha)

Prestonvic: MAY THE HEALING POWER OF JEHOVAH MEET PATIENCE JONATHAN wherever she is IN JESUS NAME. AMEN

KingMEXX: buh come to think of it, If Dame can be flown to Germany for jus food poisonin, where do ppl sufferin from Cancer goto??...Heaven??

OPEYEMI AD: wait o. who the hell poison our fist lady?

okeybest19: What happened to drinking palm oil as a solution to food poisoning??....abi palm oil no dey aso rock??

Callotti: Haba!
So rich people suffer from 'food-poisoning' too?
See as she swell for bench like 'boar-constrictor'!
My fellow 'widowers' part 1.
Grab ya own copy nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

We wish her well. . .if it is the wish of her 'gods'! Amin o!
She never looked healthy anyhoo.
Na so 'First Lady' suppose look?
See as her husband REYsemBOO 'Port Harcourt' First-Son original.
Mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
Na wetim she carry for that belle sef?

Romance / Re: The Worst Statement You Ever Heard. by Truckpusher(m): 7:18pm On Aug 31

I use to be very close to this chick ,i mean just a platonic thing we had together and she really thinks i'm funny and fun to be with and she also confides in me .Then she got a very serious guy and he finally proposed and they both agreed,started making arrangements for the wedding then she gave me a call to give me heads up on things [size=20pt]after talking for 2mins i jokingly[/size] said "I HOPE SAY YOU DUN TELL AM HOW MANY ABORTION U DUN FOR YOUR LIFE" And the line went dead because the phone was on speaker and he was around her....i felt so sad even till now.

Callotti: Thank Jah I have registered my presence in the first 2 pages of this thread. I so wish the first one was not deleted by that Seun of a person. Truck-pushers have arrived.

https://www.nairaland.com/truckpusher/posts



Hmmm! Who needs medication again? What a m0r0n!
You think you are in 'romance' section of NL for im-be-ceels?
Let me help you derail the thread, so we can take breaks from the political section for about 6 months.
Thank our stars for 'poly-monikers' abi?
Phaggot-cyte!

Will you clearrrrrrrrrrrrrat of my sight!

pDude:


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