jhydebaba: For crying out loud, what the fvcking hell is wrong with u packaging garri to surprise ur partner

Bros na wetin u give ur girl for her birthday? No wonder she told me that

onila: ipad
iphone5

i like electronic gifts

and a very expensive perfume

say i wan buy her abi?

some peepo dey madt for dis NL abeg. i wan laff burst my testis. see some posts below

Table Leg :

You are a dun/ce!

some peepo dey madt for dis NL abeg. i wan laff burst my testis. see some posts below

try out a new type of s:e+x I saw in espn sports news.. 4k her 2ru d nose

Obinoscopy:

Bros na wetin u give ur girl for her birthday? No wonder she told me that

i am from ijebu now.

candieangel12:

This is not a movie, its reality. The OP wants to be romantic and this is romantic.

dear,that waz a great suggestion

gp66: Be prudent guy. Dont spoil babes with flashy things because i knw all dat glitters does nt last. If u hv married her then give her d world class gift ur money can carry. Remember ur girl frnd is neva ur wife so there is no bond. She can Bleep u up anytime. My advice is dat give her something little dat is neva worthwhile and see if she will appreciate it whole heartedly. If she does appreciate it genuinely then surprise her heavily after marriage except u dnt want to marry her. Gluck!

mature!
+1000likes

Wizee: U need sumtin mind blowin? Get her her own private jet,lets see if it'll not blow her mind away.

Lol, when I'm a Billionaire like you I would

omo i don laff die. wetin be bombshorts abeg? na explosive?

Give her a PebbleGifts Collection. She'll be able to choose what she really likes. Visit www.pebblegifts.com

First, Pick a fight! Appear with her mom, a cake, dinner apparel, a bottle of Champagne, an engagement ring and lots of her friends... Just make it as unknown to HER as possible. It needs less planning especially if her mumsy na ur paddy

On the other hand Gentlemen, getting her a gun and loading it to full capacity then you recite these words "Babe, if by any circumstance, known or unknown, mystic or intentional by juju or prayer house, lepa or orobo, hotel or office, you notice a reduction in affection kindly point this here **towards the heart** and squeeze firmly until it bangs no more!