KanwuliaExtra:
Planning tomorrow’s meal.
Looking at “our menu book”!

Kanwulia you are good at food presentation, even if l am not hungry, looking at your table presentation will invoke hunger in my system, besides l don't see your post at the family section, I recalled the good old days with people like you, Jennykandry from Australia, babyosisi from the US and the likes, it made that section lively but it has now been taken over by Buhari, Obasanjo and Jonathan

Bollinge.r:


You must be new here. Haven't you heard?



That quote has gotten 23 likes and counting. The average is between five and eight. That should tell you something.

And to think i always thought the person behind that moniker is a he

Calling someones food - food not fit for your dog
Wao
@whatever your moniker is
You need to chill


Hehehehe
Boredom is a bitch

Where is that Ewa guy sef
We need now more than ever

AngelicBeing:
Kanwulia you are good at food presentation, even if l am not hungry, looking at your table presentation will invoke hunger in my system, besides l don't see your post at the family section, I recalled the good old days with people like you, Jennykandry from Australia, babyosisi from the US and the likes, it made that section lively but it has now been taken over by Buhari, Obasanjo and Jonathan

Ahem!
*like you wey don change names a million times*

Na so o.
PRESENTATION OF FOOD IS ALWAYS THE KEY.
I learned that from my mom and my “Home Economics” class those daaaaaays when secondary schools were REAL SCHOOLS!
No matter how delicious food tastes, if it looks FUNKY AND JAGA-JAGA, I nor go chop am o.
I go chop biscuit, drink water go sleep abegggggi!!!

Times have changed and so has NL.
People have moved on.
Those “students” who refused to graduate don fail taya ke! Those who used their school fees to be doing “runs” on NL have all dropped out to go fry chicken at “Church’s and Popeye’s”!

Those wey marry/divorce with SHAME offline or nor fit STAY EMPLOYED nko?
Reality do HAMMER all of them. No money from political “sugar daddies and mommies” again to buy data to sit on NL.

Some don quench offline and some don dey face serious “POVERTY levels”. No mouth or fingers to type their thrash. Some with “fake lives” exposed!

Family section DRYYYYYY!
Nothing happening there but regurgitated, yeye, blogging tories. No meaningful discussions.

The GANGS of juvenile, “trouble-makers” and “scammers” don disappear. The cyber-bullies-wannabees nko?

Those days were fun o. I dey KAMKPEEEEEEEE!!!!
Glad to have witnessed that era of NL.
It can NEVER be the same lai lai.
It can only get DRYER and DRYER!

Muchechechecheche

As I was saying jare. . . .
*i nor get time for riff-raff gangs. shior*

Please, join me for a light snack.

*PRESENT YOUR MEALS PROPERLY. AVOID GHETTO-MEAL PREPS*


Is it a crime to be tidy or neat?
Who wanno eat “doggy/poosee poo casserole”?

KanwuliaExtra:


Ahem!
*like you wey don change names a million times*

Na so o.
PRESENTATION OF FOOD IS ALWAYS THE KEY.
I learned that from my mom and my “Home Economics” class those daaaaaays when secondary schools were REAL SCHOOLS!
No matter how delicious food tastes, if it looks FUNKY AND JAGA-JAGA, I nor go chop am o.
I go chop biscuit, drink water go sleep abegggggi!!!

Times have changed and so has NL.
People have moved on.
Those “students” who refused to graduate don fail taya ke! Those who used their school fees to be doing “runs” on NL have all dropped out to go fry chicken at “Church’s and Popeye’s”!

Those wey nor fit marry or STAY EMPLOYED nko?
Reality do HAMMER all of them. No money from political “sugar daddies and mommies again to buy data to sit on NL.

Some don quench offline and some don dey face serious “POVERTY levels”. No mouth or fingers to type their thrash. Some with “fake lives” exposed!

Family section DRYYYYYY!
Nothing happening there but regurgitated, yeye, blogging tories. No meaningful discussions.

The GANGS of juvenile, “trouble-makers” and “scammers” don disappear. The cyber-bullies-wannabees nko?

Those days were fun o. I dey KAMKPEEEEEEEE!!!!
Glad to have witnessed that era of NL.
It can NEVER be the same lai lai.
It can only get DRYER and DRYER!

Muchechechecheche

Gbam, Lol at sugar daddies and mommies, you are spot on, you have aptly summarized the entire Nairaland.com

AngelicBeing:
Gbam, Lol at sugar daddies and mommies, you are spot on, you have aptly summarized the entire Nairaland.com

Haba!
I don tey for hia na. So many battles with the “jealous, E-WOR-WOR, broke, shyte-ole azzzes”!
I will keep outliving dem ALL!
Amin oooooooo!!!

Can anyone post a picture of a GHETTO-MEAL-PREP from this thread?


You can’t go wrong o.
Just pick one!
Dem BOKU-BOKU!!!
Some “green, slimy, mucoid” tinz in a SHALANGA-LOOKING Dustin of a POTO-POTO pot!
E be like say dem wash dem nyansh for latrine, then carry the poo mix with food begin cook for “stove”!

Tufiaaaaaaakwaaaa o!

Muchechechecheche

KanwuliaExtra:


Haba!
I don tey for hia na.
I will keep outliving dem ALL!
Amin oooooooo!!!

Lol at changing name, we are in the change era ke, Buhari is the change legend of poverty and hardship, back to the food topic, you better open a 5star restaurant in the US and call it Kanwulia organic African and the Carribran get away spot

AngelicBeing:
Lol at changing name, we are in the change era ke, Buhari is the change legend of poverty and hardship, back to the food topic, you better open a 5star restaurant in the US and call it Kanwulia organic African and the Carribran get away spot

I can’t open a restaurant oooooo.
That is ROUGH, HARD WORK!
Mass production na “agoyin” women specialty.
My power nor reach so o.

I prefer my job 100%.
I nor fit do “manual labor”.
Frustration go just kill me.

Those restauranteers always look HAGGARD!
With BURNT faces, fingers and TOES!
Ka!!!!!


5:18PM. Time for my “beauty bath”!

KanwuliaExtra:


I can’t open a restaurant oooooo.
That is ROUGH, HARD WORK!
Mass production na “agoyin” women specialty.
My power nor reach so o.

I prefer my job 100%.
I nor fit do “manual labor”.
Frustration go just kill me.

Those restauranteers always look HAGGARD!
With BURNT faces, fingers and TOEs!
Ka!!!!!


5:18PM. Time for my “beauty bath”!

AngelicBeing:

Back atcha X3!
FA club!
Awon Fake azzze club don dey gather o
E badu belle and e jolosi NL club nor dey taya o.
*awon papparazzooo”



*if ya mama or papa born ya well, quote my post and address me directly*

KanwuliaExtra:


Back atcha X3!
FA club!
Fake azzze club!
*awon papparazzooo”

As I was cooking jor. . .
All dez irritating, juvvy, NL, follow-follows dey tire and irritate pesin.

Naaaaaasty thread-killers.

Shioooor!

*rolls eyes, nose and mouth*

Dinner for the DACA kids!
Na sandwich tonight o!
No heavy food!

KanwuliaExtra:
As I was cooking jor. . .
All dez irritating, juvvy, NL, follow-follows dey tire and irritate pesin.

Naaaaaasty thread-killers.

Shioooor!

*rolls eyes, nose and mouth*

YOU TALK TOO MUCH.

KanwuliaExtra:
Light dinner.
Corn, avocado, coconut and PAW-PAW.

Na wa o...na so food plenty for this country Make una remember us for the sheet whole o...abeg

.

Looking for “ghetto-pots”. . . . .
Some likes for the “shyte-hole pots”.

When fruits are getting too ripe, chop em up and make a smoothie. Yummy. No wastage please.

Smh

See what awa “DADDY” wants to eat before going to bed this night?

Naija man na waya oooooo!

Yes o! Presentation O WAAAAAA!!!!

No “shyte-hole-plates-or-buckets”!

LadyGoddiva:
Smh

What are you cooking

Salad and baked chicken for grandma!

Just plain mango slices for moi.

*oh yes o! don’t forget “PRESENTATION”. . . don’t eat POOOOOOO. . .

My house maid job is done for the day with everyone safely in bed.

Time for 2 recommended movies from my bestie.

“Unknown” and “Adore” on Netflix.

Praise my Agnostic gaaad. No “shyte hole country” suffer-EAD!

Remember “those dorty peeps” on this thread?
Na so dem food look.

Like “green gutter soup”!

Time to go baff and wassssshit!

Nitey my loves!

Dinner......

Omg.I should do this: No Nigerian style caterers around here though. I think of it all the time. Good idea.

KanwuliaExtra:
On strike for 1 month. No cooking. I paid a caterer instead.
Tired of eating my own food.

For $500 I loaded my freezer and SLEPT ALL DAY!

For the next 1 month, I am OFF my feet!
As a working “house-wife”, high blood pressure is always my portion. This will help to control it.

jagugu88li:
Dinner......

looks yummy.

KanwuliaExtra:
As I was cooking jor. . .
All dez irritating, juvvy, NL, follow-follows dey tire and irritate pesin.

Naaaaaasty thread-killers.

Shioooor!

*rolls eyes, nose and mouth*

I really don't know what you are feeling like. Nobody is fighting you, just chill. Post your pictures and stop feeling proud.

cococandy:
Omg.I should do this: No Nigerian style caterers around here though. I think of it all the time. Good idea.

Habaaaaaa. Even if na Alaska.
No Nigerian party around you?
Follow the party and you will find the cateters.

*some people can’t sleep in this house and must wake everyone up. my sweet sleep ruined. thank my agnostic gaaaaad, no work today. i for hearrrrram o.

*chai! old age nor good oooooo. since i can’t sleep, lemme go and learn how to “kant” likes and shares*