texanomaly: my Pidgin small small. maybe no sabi am

blue eyes1: you dey try.

flow1759:

Am not ignoring you, atleast now you know.

So, Male or Female? Or both?

flow1759:


I am an Ibo boy, but in this story i said a Snake isn't as dangerous as an Ibo person. I don curse Ibo tayah na.

Some people love their tribe so much as if they told God the tribe they would like to be before they were born.

No pun intended, especially Yorubas. I have been with them almost all my life, so i know what i am saying.

After una go say una want one Nigeria.

Thats why i love Ibos, they can eat Amala for Breakfast, Tuwo shinkafa for Lunch, and Akpu for Dinner. Little wonder you find them in the Cardinal points of Nigeria.

Nigeria go better, but it begins with you.


STILL I FLOW.

texanomaly: 13 peeps and one guest. how do u say: is that u Flow? in Pidgin

Kingso23: ...''Flow!, Flow!!'' stll no answer ''smsh mke i go bakyrd go moke 1 rap of igbo generously laced wf S .K so dt i go fit reason whre dz boy put head'' or so i tot, as i near bkyrd i come de hear some kind noise ...'uuuugh yeeeeeeehhh, harder baby, yeeeesss'... ''Whre dz noise de come 4rom na?'' i tot, as i waka go front small e come be say na 4rom kate window as i say mke i peep see wetin de hapen, wetin my eyes see authomatically send signal give my john thomas wer quickly raise head like agama lizard, ''eeeeeeeeehhhhhhh, so dm kate nd mama Ejima plan nw na to use kpoma kill flow eh? Una plan dn fail,'' or so i tot, i jejely romove my jeans hold 4 hand dn i jump enter d room through window, naso i see flow, mama ejima nd kate dm fear as dn suprise as dm see me '' oya mke una no fear, na as i see say una de play 2 against 1 nahim mke i say mke i come rescue flow wt my weapon of kpomo distruction'' naso i grab kate heavy bumper, connect am 4rom bk dn begin hammer...

j-slimz:


U say, "Flow na u b that?"

texanomaly: Thank you Flow I told u e no bi late in America. I go go bed l8r. U never disappoint when u update. Still lovin' this story.

texanomaly:
Thank you

texanomaly: my Pidgin small small. maybe no sabi am

bammo:
what if i were?

nu-well:


I'm actually impressed with your attempts at pidgin.So I'll help out some. Say the above like this:

'Thank you Flow.I don tell u say night never reach for America.I go sleep later. U no dey disappoint for this your tori/yarns.'
Cheers

flow1759:

You really don't know how to speak and write Pidgin? Are you kidding me? Are you for real?

Then how have you been reading this story?

Are you a Nigerian at all? Or you are from Swaziland?

because i hardly have seen a Nigerian home and abroad that does'nt understand Pidgin, even my 11years old Ajebutter cousin wey dey form yanky pekin dey scatter pidgin, take less of you wey dem born here.

Tell us true na!!

texanomaly:

Flow, I never said I was a Nigerian. I will write this in English, my first language. I have never stepped foot in Africa, much less Nigeria. I was born in LA, California USA. I was, however, raised in Arizona and Texas USA. I went to college in Provo Utah, USA @ Brigham Young University. I majored in English. Languages have always come easy to me. I click with them somehow. I am an English teacher in a city in Texas. I learned the little I know of Pidgin on Google, and here in NL. I also have some friends in Nigeria, as I said somewhere here in NL. I can't remember where I wrote it. They live in Ikorodu, Lagos and on Victoria Island respectively. I don't know how to say or write Pidgin very well, but "I go learn." "I GO SABI AM" I can read your story because I have learned enough to piece things together. I don't always understand all of it, but I get the gist. What I don't know, I ask my friends, or I look it up. I'm sorry if I have offended or upset you in some way. I do enjoy your story. It makes me laugh. I will continue to follow. Again, it was never my intention to upset you.

As "I" flow O! Tex

Madawaki01:
A YAFF DIE

texanomaly:

Flow, I never said I was a Nigerian. I will write this in English, my first language. I have never stepped foot in Africa, much less Nigeria. I was born in LA, California USA. I was, however, raised in Arizona and Texas USA. I went to college in Provo Utah, USA @ Brigham Young University. I majored in English. Languages have always come easy to me. I click with them somehow. I am an English teacher in a city in Texas. I learned the little I know of Pidgin on Google, and here in NL. I also have some friends in Nigeria, as I said somewhere here in NL. I can't remember where I wrote it. They live in Ikorodu, Lagos and on Victoria Island. I don't know how to say or write Pidgin very well, but "I go learn." I can read your story, because I have learned enough to piece things together. I don't always understand all of it, but I get the gist. What I don't know, I ask my friends, or I look it up. I'm sorry if I have offended or upset you in some way. I do enjoy your story. It makes me laugh. I will continue to follow. Again, it was never my intention to upset you.

As "I" flow O! Tex

texanomaly: Flow where u dey since sef. No vex. Commot play am. LOL Is that right?
I stopped crying about 10 minutes ago. It's all good.

nu-well:


All good. Except the bolded. What are you trying to say?