Oahray:
5. Uj_sizzle: An African lady to the bones. A near-perfect combo of beauty and brains. Do not be afraid of Obino,[size=16]she has never as much as called him 'dear' before, despite all his love letters.[/size] Yes, she she know her worth that much. Question is... Are you 'it'?

(to be continued)

Slaps Xynerise while laughing. . . .

Oahray: Review of Ladies... (for my indecisive brothers)
2. Caracta: Yet to meet another lady like her on the whole of Nairaland. Is someone about to say "every girl is unique"? Damn right! Her heart of gold has no duplicate, and she is as pretty as she is sweet. If I were you, I'd start selling my tomatoes to raise enough money to get a quality pen.
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Oahray: Review of Ladies... (for my indecisive brothers)

1. Idowuogbo: this is one controversial lady you cannot help but notice anywhere she is. You may love her or love to hate her, either way you cannot help but show some love. Did I tell you she can charm people with her voice? She once did and we are many. I'd kill whoever she accepts.

2. Caracta: Yet to meet another lady like her on the whole of Nairaland. Is someone about to say "every girl is unique"? Damn right! Her heart of gold has no duplicate, and she is as pretty as she is sweet. If I were you, I'd start selling my tomatoes to raise enough money to get a quality pen.

3. Shollypopz: If you have a hunger for conquest, this lady is for you. Did I mention that she has never chosen any guy in the past editions of this contest? Well, I just did. Does this Iron lady have any romantic bone in her? How would you know if you do not find out? Do you have what it takes to wed the 'runaway bride'?

4. ItsModella: This tall beauty is every bit of what her name suggests... A model. She probably likes green more Princess Fiona does, so she might not be crazy about a handsome prince charming. Did I hear someone heave a sigh of relief? A lil bit of advice though: Never google up lines for her. Google was made for her.

5. Uj_sizzle: An African lady to the bones. A near-perfect combo of beauty and brains. Do not be afraid of Obino, she has never as much as called him 'dear' before, despite all his love letters. Yes, she she know her worth that much. Question is... Are you 'it'?

(to be continued)

Eze Promoe:
Fearfeardinho

Caracta: @ Promiscous, pls answer the following questions:
1. Why the smiley after my moniker (the slot post)?

2. Why first slot?

3. Where is smartiegurl?

4. Where is seunplus?

5. Can we have something different from the usual poems, love lines, etc.?

6. Why aint you smiling?

Print this in a sheet of paper and send it to JAMB office as a special exam for me

Ishilove:
See wetin idleness dey cause.

Eze Promoe:
Print this in a sheet of paper and send it to JAMB office as a special exam for me

Caracta:

*faints*

I love the bolded part. Oya chop this

sexkillz: I've wooed her once and for all. Let the other girls have a chance and leave my dearest Ogugua alone, dammit!

Oahray:
4. ItsModella: This tall beauty is every bit of what her name suggests... A model. She probably likes green more Princess Fiona does, so she might not be crazy about a handsome prince charming. Did I hear someone heave a sigh of relief?[size=14pt] A lil bit of advice though: Never google up lines for her. Google was made for her.[/size]

Truth of life

Oahray: Lalaosky!

baibijay: @Mynd, I dare u 2 hit on OguguA

Oahray: Now I've forgotten the names of the other girls I wanted to review

fruityjojo: Awwwww. I don't really knw. Am kinda difficult 2 woo

xynerise:
If you never marry girl no dey form caring. Too much caring is a disease. She might rubbing the stomach of your landlord as we speak. Who knows?

I'm the landlord.

Mynd_44:
Sexkillz knows my house address.

Oahray: cure my boredom, over a glass of whatever you drink

Popowaa: Do u want sk to suffer a heart attack

You still don't get it, do you?

OK, let's do this.

Let me embarass somebody.

sexkillz: I'm the landlord.

xynerise:
The last time I checked, you have an innate flat tummy. . I just pray you are not her assistant boyfriend

xynerise:
The last time I checked, you have an innate flat tummy. . I just pray you are not her assistant boyfriend

Your prayer has been answered.

Caracta: @dont8 and dopejemi, pls woo me. I beg you. Pleeeeeeaaaassseeeee!

dont8: Am your foster dad, remember and nun at that :\

Caracta:
In those days, were you the assistant boyfriend to skaideep?

Caracta:
hahahaha. This is my first 'wooing' competition. I want as many 'wooers' as possible. I can start begging sef.
Lalaosky, binger, caseless, spikes, oahray, teeo, alleviate, debosky, seun, royal, bittyend, etc. Come and woo me pls.

Obinoscopy: I love Uju. Always have; Always will. I know it'll be hard for the likes of you (who don't know what true love is) to comprehend. She's the best thing that ever happened to me, she's my one my all. I really don't know why she's ranked 6th on ur list. She's supposed to be number one, yes she is! My love for Uju is neither electrical nor solar, my love for her is NUCLEAR. And I'll love her for the rest of my life.

Je suis l'Amour