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The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 Selection Thread[female Edition] / The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] / The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] (2) (3) (4)

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Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by Nobody: 7:56pm On Mar 30, 2013
I'm tired of hallucinating. I'm done with trying. Tired of living, yet scared of dying. Maybe things are good for you and him,
I wish you well. I am in pain. sad
Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by Nobody: 8:00pm On Mar 30, 2013
190: 190' to- Flyte-J-Fallz <3 <3




Immediately i walked into this room the first thing i noticed was you (Yes You) ---- FLYTEFALLZ

If i may ask Are you an interior decorator? 'Cause when I saw you, the room became beautiful.
No doubt im not trying to be funny i just had one full bottle of south African exquisite cream  Amarula - I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you
"If i told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?!!" I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. (No doubt) you still gotta treat me for head pains, Can i have some ice-pack pleaseee

You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill especially this one wen Light neva steady so
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me No doubt you are Heaven material and im so gonna sew you and wear you to church come sunday. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine so my last most important glass of amarula is gone, I prefer VK cos i dont wanna look like a drunk in your presence in as much as i prefer calling you my Kobito i rather call you my Lullaby of Birdland,  and im prepared to whisper low..

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand, I'l trade a thousand galaxies just to have you.There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you and once i got my eyes fixed on something, i Go FOR it without Stopping. so honey the sooner you say YES to me the better for us except you report me to the POPO (police)  which im sure they'll understand when the come see such impeccable beauty as yourself.

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces,Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged and charged with soft labour for actually giving my heart a run for its money, Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT too bad i can only tell you these things across the forum if you were staring at me right this minute my lips would be on yours wink I bet you 20quid you're gonna turn me down from kissing you -right?

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES! so my baby your flight ent gna fall because the sky is defo your limit you are so gna stay up there and soar like the eagles for time infinity.

So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!

I love you my kobito - muaaah!


smh, this one nah essay.

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Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by EzePromoe: 8:01pm On Mar 30, 2013

SLOT 6
kwAzzIE kEEd and princeparix to woo Smartie gurl


Please someone who's free should volunteer to replace the shaded guy above, and let's continue.
should get ready

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Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by Nobody: 8:01pm On Mar 30, 2013
190: 190' to- Flyte-J-Fallz <3 <3




Immediately i walked into this room the first thing i noticed was you (Yes You) ---- FLYTEFALLZ

If i may ask Are you an interior decorator? 'Cause when I saw you, the room became beautiful.
No doubt im not trying to be funny i just had one full bottle of south African exquisite cream  Amarula - I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you
"If i told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?!!" I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. (No doubt) you still gotta treat me for head pains, Can i have some ice-pack pleaseee

You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill especially this one wen Light neva steady so
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me No doubt you are Heaven material and im so gonna sew you and wear you to church come sunday. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine so my last most important glass of amarula is gone, I prefer VK cos i dont wanna look like a drunk in your presence in as much as i prefer calling you my Kobito i rather call you my Lullaby of Birdland,  and im prepared to whisper low..

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand, I'l trade a thousand galaxies just to have you.There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you and once i got my eyes fixed on something, i Go FOR it without Stopping. so honey the sooner you say YES to me the better for us except you report me to the POPO (police)  which im sure they'll understand when the come see such impeccable beauty as yourself.

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces,Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged and charged with soft labour for actually giving my heart a run for its money, Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT too bad i can only tell you these things across the forum if you were staring at me right this minute my lips would be on yours wink I bet you 20quid you're gonna turn me down from kissing you -right?

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES! so my baby your flight ent gna fall because the sky is defo your limit you are so gna stay up there and soar like the eagles for time infinity.

So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!

I love you my kobito - muaaah!
Google things. . .

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Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by 190: 8:02pm On Mar 30, 2013
phoinix: I'm tired of hallucinating. I'm done with trying. Tired of living, yet scared of dying. Maybe things are good for you and him,
I wish you well. I am in pain. sad


Rotfl - da fuq

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Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by Nobody: 8:04pm On Mar 30, 2013
Br3nd4: wow.. The suit?
It's from Dolce and Gabbana. cool
Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by Nobody: 8:04pm On Mar 30, 2013
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Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by Nobody: 8:05pm On Mar 30, 2013
190... grin grin

Phoinix....
Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by Nobody: 8:06pm On Mar 30, 2013
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Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by EzePromoe: 8:06pm On Mar 30, 2013
Flytefalls, please pick your man!

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Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by Nobody: 8:07pm On Mar 30, 2013
190 how far na, na google you use? grin grin
Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by 190: 8:07pm On Mar 30, 2013
sexkillz: Google things. . .


Na u sabi cheesy
Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by Nobody: 8:07pm On Mar 30, 2013
Phoinix is that your entry? Because if u are who I know you are, I'm worried undecided
Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by Nobody: 8:07pm On Mar 30, 2013
Lol; I’m cool; the poems are awesome you see; hence my replies…..
D-Explorer:

Is sanb ok? Replying comments from page 1 cheesy
Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by 190: 8:07pm On Mar 30, 2013
hornipipe: 190 how far na, na google you use? grin grin

wink
Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by ITbomb(m): 8:08pm On Mar 30, 2013
Popowaa: I ve reached my final verdict waiting for my gentlemen to arrive.
I dey suspect overnight rigging
Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by Nobody: 8:08pm On Mar 30, 2013
190:


grin grin grin grin
Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by Nobody: 8:09pm On Mar 30, 2013
190:

wink
grin grin Bad man
Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by EzePromoe: 8:09pm On Mar 30, 2013
sanb: *Faints* gets up; dude, you nailed it. This is B-R-A-V-O…. a standing ovation for you. You’ve not only been a good host for this competition (I say well-done to that); but you’ve just proved you’re also a good poet…Kudos…..
Thanks, sanb
Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by Nobody: 8:09pm On Mar 30, 2013
Ok, I don't have much time, so I'm going to pick 190 for making me laugh.

Phoinix, drop me an email sometime.

I wish you both well, J x
Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by Nobody: 8:10pm On Mar 30, 2013
190:


Na u sabi cheesy
I wish modella was here. She for don full here with the links. . .

To woo woman na problem for you, so you had to copy and paste PICK UP lines. . .

Odi pathetic. grin

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Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by Nobody: 8:10pm On Mar 30, 2013
190: 190' to- Flyte-J-Fallz <3 <3




Immediately i walked into this room the first thing i noticed was you (Yes You) ---- FLYTEFALLZ

If i may ask Are you an interior decorator? 'Cause when I saw you, the room became beautiful.
No doubt im not trying to be funny i just had one full bottle of south African exquisite cream  Amarula - I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you
"If i told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?!!" I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. (No doubt) you still gotta treat me for head pains, Can i have some ice-pack pleaseee

You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill especially this one wen Light neva steady so
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me No doubt you are Heaven material and im so gonna sew you and wear you to church come sunday. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine so my last most important glass of amarula is gone, I prefer VK cos i dont wanna look like a drunk in your presence in as much as i prefer calling you my Kobito i rather call you my Lullaby of Birdland,  and im prepared to whisper low..

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand, I'l trade a thousand galaxies just to have you.There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you and once i got my eyes fixed on something, i Go FOR it without Stopping. so honey the sooner you say YES to me the better for us except you report me to the POPO (police)  which im sure they'll understand when the come see such impeccable beauty as yourself.

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces,Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged and charged with soft labour for actually giving my heart a run for its money, Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT too bad i can only tell you these things across the forum if you were staring at me right this minute my lips would be on yours wink I bet you 20quid you're gonna turn me down from kissing you -right?

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES! so my baby your flight ent gna fall because the sky is defo your limit you are so gna stay up there and soar like the eagles for time infinity.

So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!

I love you my kobito - muaaah!

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Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by Nobody: 8:10pm On Mar 30, 2013
Hahaha Lol; gurl; its old school things….
ItsModella: sanb is still in the dinosaur age..

she's quoting posts from the 13th century. grin grin grin
Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by Nobody: 8:11pm On Mar 30, 2013
Flytefalls: Ok, I don't have much time, so I'm going to pick 190 for making me laugh
grin grin grin
Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by Nobody: 8:12pm On Mar 30, 2013
Hahaha Lol; gurl; you got it….
adaobi123: Sanb. Are you a post analyser ?

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Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by EzePromoe: 8:14pm On Mar 30, 2013
And Flytefalls picks 190 as her man.
Congrats 190 and welcome to THE REAL MEN HALL OF FAME. Happy honeymoon to you two! wink
Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by mysticgal(f): 8:15pm On Mar 30, 2013
now i am around my wooers are not here.haba*na curse*sexkills abeg move this to frontpage
Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by mariannlove(f): 8:15pm On Mar 30, 2013
Coleworld:

Yeah sure, you ain't gotta ask, just come over smiley
thanks a bunch.
Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by 190: 8:15pm On Mar 30, 2013
Sanb why quoting me from 3weeks ago

SK phuck off my nuts- mad man undecided


Eze include me in the hall of fame sharply

Flytefallz honey - I'l have a pack of rose flowers delivered @ur door step first thing on monday morning - U remain the sweetest thing around!
Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by greedie1(f): 8:16pm On Mar 30, 2013
Br3nd4: oh puhlease.. No fall ur hands o
too late grin grin grin
Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by mysticgal(f): 8:17pm On Mar 30, 2013
people no even plenty
Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by Nobody: 8:17pm On Mar 30, 2013
Eze Promoe: And Flytefalls picks 190 as her man.
Congrats 190 and welcome to THE REAL MEN HALL OF FAME. Happy honeymoon to you two! wink

tsk tsk tsk tsk

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