oziomatv:

I'm imaging how man of god was speaking in tongues during the BJ show frome the ashawo.

tRoOE:

There are no different jare, there are some night vigil that result in Pregnancy .

One time my mom almost pored hot water on one them, when they came knocking on our door

gilgee:

Fellow Xtians, stop deceiving yourselves with the bible. The bible does not in any way condemn MouthAction; the book of solomon says it all. Satisfy your spouse sexually and he'll desist from cheating on you; except he married you mistakenly.

Read the somewhat cryptic Song of Solomon from a lover's point of view. Using delicate, romantic language and metaphors, it describes a beautiful, affectionate, romantic, sensuous, joyful and passionate love between husband and wife. It seems to be speaking of the lovers tasting, eating and drinking of each other's bodies (Song of Songs 2:3; 4:16; 8:2)

almondjoy:

Which man of God please? Which ashewo? From the story abi from your church? Make I go see am, disgrace am well well!!!!

Always going around preaching crap. . . like anyone begged them. Instead of concentrating on themselves, they start disturbing everyone else around them. I just cannot stand them! My greatest problem is that if the white man never come to the shores of Africa. . .what will they be reading and preaching?

Source please,. . . . and your point is? Is this the one of the numerous new versions of the holy book?
It seems?

Or it is?

LadyT:


Hello can I point out you can give a Mouth Action without having to have spunk in your mouth, Just make sure he tells you when the time comes,

Marriage is a compromise I don't think a woman or a man needs to agree to EVERY sexual fantasy their partner wants.  If you don't want to have anal or MouthAction you don't have to.
I don't see why something that will only give you an orgasm for a few seconds warrants the need to start cheating.  Why did you get married in the first place?
Also whether a Christan of a Idol worship ALL sex within marriage is marital sex.  I don't remember Christ or God writing the Karma sutra for Christians

tRoOE:

Have ask myself the same question so many times, even these so called white people don't go over board with their religion, it's only African that over do things, they have these attitude” Notice me am here”

They preach what themselves does not follow, that's why I do praises and worship in my bedroom, and i know God surely answers my prayers

almondjoy:

Infact, the matter tire me no be small! How do you ever become more righteous than those who founded a set of beliefs you imported or where forced to accept with a gun to your head while the colonial masters robbed you blind while worshipping with a gun to your head?

Look at Americans for example. . with the belief in the "separation" of church and state. Are they not progressing while Nigerians like me run over here to seek greener pastures?

To me, the relationship with God is a very personal thingy. . . not a group affair. That I will never do! I don't need an intermediary to let me know God exists while he or she tries to enrich himself or herself at my expense.

oziomatv:

Thank god I no dey go church.

ZUBY77:

@almond joy.this thread has attracted about 40 replies from all the members of nairaland online and you alone posted 14, sometimes you reply and wait for someone to say something and if no one says anything you post another reply on top of the one you already posted, i have been going through your replies and all of them encourage , cheating, prostitution, fighting, cursing, divorce and all the bad qualities of life, are you a human being, do you know what it is to be a nigerian and live in nigeria,

you stay over there and discourage people from living peacefully, any woman who says she has a problem with the husband here, your advice is always the same, leave him,find another man. any man who quarrels with the wife, your response is the same. i read where you refered someone to the bible, I will advice you to come out of there, if you don't know how to advice nigerians, then move to american based website and encourage this your oprah winfrey system, we are not interested anymore, don't take this personal.

tRoOE:

Yes oh if they don't shout on top of their lungs, they believe God has not heard their prayers yet and not to talk about those load speakers they use
Americans are very simple with their belief, i don't see them condemning female wearing pants to church unlike the Naija Churches

almondjoy:

It has everything to do with it. . . what business does a so called minister have interpreting the bible to give lectures on "blow jobs"?

"Songs of Solomon" my big right toe!

If anyone has problems with the responses on this thread. . .ask the original poster why he distorted the message of the link, only to come and lie here that "an aquaintance" has a problem in his marriage. Upon reading the link. . we find the rauchy thoughts of a female minister also married to a minister. . .misinterpreting the bible to accomodate blow jobs. Like it is the place of religion to lecture on "blow jobs"

Please see the irony in this minister's message and quit whinning! Most Christains behave like this and that is the problem here. . . misquoting the bible to suit their selfish or depraved desires. Imaging comparing a woman's Instruments to a beehive?

You can only imagine what this kind of pastor preaches behind closed doors!

We were sticking to the topic until another dutiful poster found out the link. That opened a whole new can of dead worms! That should teach most of you not to come to Nairaland to tell lies!

[size=15pt]WHAT PART OF THE WOMAN'S BODY LOOKS LIKE A BEEHIVE? [/size]

@zuby77

With your festac77 osu tribal marks. . .are you still counting?

Make that 16 posts on this thread please!

Just that the same BAgains that look down on prostitutes and such for doing the kind of acts that they do, they refuse to believe their husbands WANT these things. Their husbands are the one patronizing people

I mean they are the ones who yell that "feminist" and "mordern women" don't want to do anything for their husbands, blah blah. The Bible does say women should "submit" and give themselves fiully? So what exactly is the problem? They should "sub mit" their mouth naa abi?
I mean it's one thing if they are against it in regards to boyfriend/girlfriend relationship but I'd think in marriage all those restrictions would be lessened or am I crazy?

My greatest problem is that if the white man never come to the shores of Africa. . .what will they be reading and preaching?

Please see the irony in this minister's message and quit whinning!

gilgee:

AJ
You have turned this into an unnecessary battering of christianity. Learn to observe limits in everything you do; you are a grown up presumably and should depict same in your wordings and interactions with people on and off this thread!.

~Lady~:


@almondjoy
o wow, what a christian couple to try and turn the Bible to their benefit. The Lord is the judge not I.
This is why not just any Tom, Dick, and Emeka can become or should become a leader of a church.

ZUBY77:

@Almondjoy.
You see what, i mean, if someone makes a comment in your favour you will attack, if the person tries against you, you will attack from all angles. I SUSPECT A CASE OF INSANITY HERE.

Talk less, skip some topics, you don't have to coment on every topic, You don't know everything, Stop decieveing people. you are the perfect example of what people describe as devil, someone has to say this, I live in festac, i agree and you live in International Space Station.

How many rooms do sleep on in one night and how many times do you eat in a day, stop talking about people you don't know, its a man like me, who i believe is probably poorer than me that is keeping you in his house,
I saw one of your threads where you mentioned that the rest of your family does not want to do anything with you and your ideas on nairaland, that was on travel section about travelling to spain, why do u think your idea is better than everyone else. what i am saying is, tell the nigerian people what they need to do to make life happier and not attacking them for not filling for divorce, i will be on your tail,

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  Re: My Partner Has Become Unfaithful, Simply Because I Refused Him, 
« #58 on: April 06, 2008, 07:42 PM » 

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@almondjoy,
Sometimes you have to sit back and check if what other people are Saying about you are true,
You don't have to attack back like a mad dog,
I don't know how many people you think you can challenge and win,

Let me use this opportunity to tell you how I really feel about you! Just pay me no attention if you are offended. . .I am not begging for it you know.  I hate to take advice from little boys and girls on Narialand who really do not know shit!  I love easily, but my I can get very irritated just as easily too.  That is what sticking with issues is all about. . .I am not about people and frankly do not care what they choose to do with their love or hate.  I am not interested ok?  Take it and shower it on another person. If you want to address me on this Nairaland. . . ever again, you grow up and learn to stick with issues!

Frankly, you are beginning to get on ma nerves.  I really do not like this unsolicited attention from you anymore so please disappear as quickly as you appeared to ma Nairaland persona.  You do not need to address me if you really are put off by what I type here on Nairaland. I really do not keep lovers on Nairaland for more than 2 days. . .since they really have nothing to offer after the lousy deed.  You are becoming one ot them.  Just move on ok. . .not interesting anymore!

For the last time. . . Let me make something clear to you and others it may concern. . .

[size=15pt]I do better if ma posts are not quoted, Not looking for a spouse or a bedmate or bestfriend.[/size]


I hope I have made that loud and clear?  Frankly, most of you do not even qualify as outdoor pets for the sheer lack of possessing a mind not to talk of a brain.  So please go look for your "size" on Nairaland. . .I have just had enough frollicking with you  in the mud! My association with people generally are remain very loose. . .so I can cut them off at will if they just turn out to be too shallow for ma liking.  No love lost buddy!

Quoting me or addressing me unnecessarily brings up unecessary exchanges between ma self and brain dead creatures who really have nothing to offer the world but consume much needed oxygen for higher level functioning beings like ma humble self! that eventually bores the crap out of me. . .most have figured that out except you. Most, like you have really nothing to contribute and that is just outright fizzleless. . .like flat coke!  Just do your thing okay?  I[b] am here to entertain maself and no other!  If we parley, fine. . .if not. . not ma damn business arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrral![/b]

My being on Nairaland is not contingent on whoever is online or who I plan to "cyber" with.  As you can see I AM NOT A GROUPIE!!!!  I love to discuss issues. . . and people just bore the living crap out of me!  Don't plan to meet any of you even if it is the only way to get to heaven.  So little dude. . .step and don't bother with me anymore.  It has been nice!

I can batter Christainity all I want and it is none of your gaddem business!

ariblaze:

@almondjoy

am not going to go as far as zuby went

but you need to be more tactful when you launch into one of your tirades

it gets boring and holds zero appeal

i never whine,

stop bashing people

and do quit being bitter


_{please don't attack me ooo, it wont be fun thanks for understanding}

Not going to attack you!  I have too much respect for Nairaland members who can at least come out with their original screen names and spit out what they got in mind unlike most less than 50 posts buffoons on this thread.  Having said that. . . if you have sensitivity issues. . . get some help.  Really not ma business at all. There are some things you write too. . .I just walk away. . learn to follow your own advice!

After condemning the females that wear pants to church in the day time. . .they would sneak out of the house when everyone is asleep to go and look for those same ladies with their hotpants for a quickie or longiee rendevouz!

almondjoy:
Thank you for at least admitting your fruad. . . not many Nigerians will do that! Better luck next time!

almondjoy:
GOODBYE THREAD!