byvan:


Honey is that you?lol.

Delible: Rubbish question.Jobless people answering. Wonder what the frontpage is for now.

DJDOLA: ur father is a gateman...learn a way u wil talk 2 me because i dont think am ur mate ok

http: This was the case when i was in Naija...

Anyway my work life is a unique one, as a Telecom engineer who has to travel everytime around the country especially as field guy, my home is my Hotel which vary almost every two day... Abuja today, Kano in Two days time and the journey continues which on average, i stayed outside two weeks at a time. Sometimes i have to beg my boss for me to stay around in lagos for like two weeks and off i go again... It got to a time, i was tired of taking Flight cos it seem like entering Molue communting to work everyday...

I called my wife everyday, anytime, anywhere and she does too for obvious reason...

This is the case in the U.S

I travel to site and do my work, but come back home ASAP but some calls to my wife anytime anyday... my work has a routine and am tired of it already... my work has taken me off Friends list cos am never around for parties, wedding, birthday and am considering something else to do seriously...

This is the life u fantasize about, right

Rooneyboy:

This is the life u fantasize about, right

Temismith: No, they go back to d village to farm.

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No Boy, that was and still the life i live, if you are in Naija may be you can tell me your village and i will tell you the road that get you there!!! no pun intended.... cos there is absolutely no local government i havent been to, name it... mind you i work and a Transmission Engineer in one of the Vendor in Naija then and now as an Engineer in Telecomm company here in the States...


The following places might look familiar, so look for ur places u know...

Abia close to Ohafia

Enugu in Udi, Nsukka, obolo, Nkpologu

Ebonyi Ezzangbo, Nkalagu, Effium, Ugbala, Ngba along that only road like look like a u-turn.

Benue that one plenty: Otukpo, Otukpa, Gboko, Katsina-ala, Zakibiam, Aliade, Igbor, Shangev-tiev, Abakpa, Tor-Donga, Ochobo etc

Akwa-Ibom: Etinan, Eket, Ikot-Abasi, Abak, Ikot-Ubo, Azumini, Ikot-ekpene, Itu, and Uyo main town.

Nassarawa: Keffi to loko, yelwa, mada, Gitata, Panda and that Yoruba Military Barrack; chei i don forget where dem beat me, anyway along Jos road.

Taraba: Jalingo, Tafida, Ibi (no road town where R-Benue pass, Karim-lamido, Lau, Junleri, Lankoviri, Bambuka etc.

Plateau: Ikputu, Shendam, Zamko, Amper, Langtang, Pankshin, Panyam, Bembem, Jimiya, Fuskam mata, Bukuru, Mangu, Kassa etc

Adamawa: Ganye, Jimeta, Jiberu, Mubi, Uba, Michika, Mayo bani, Bazza, Shelleng, Numan etc.

Gombe: Duku, Jamari, Nafada along Potiskhum rd, Bajoga, Tula, Filiya; the road to Karim-Lamido, Garko etc.

Bauchi: Ho! my favourite state, Dass, Darazo, Gabarin, Kari, Misau, Azare, Udubo, Katagum, Bara, Alkalere, Wikki etc

Borno: Askira, Balala, Biu, Miringa, yelwa, Burma, Shani, Badir, Damboa, Bama, Gwoza, Madagali, Kunduga, Magumeri, Gubio, Zari, Damasak up to
Dusi where the border is to Niger republic, If u want pics i'll give u all.

Yobe: Potiskhum, Damaturu, Ngelzama, Zoro, Nangere, Dapchi, Gashua, Nguru, Machina-the border town to Niger-Republic.

Jigawa: Hadeija my cool town, Mallammaduri, Gumel, Ringim, Kazaure-the road to Daura in Katsina etc.

Anambra: Igbo kwenu! Okija shrine, Onitsha, Nnewi, ihiala, uli, electronic market.

Imo: my main town, Owerri, Umuduru, Etiti, Orlu, Ihuo, Obaku, and my favorite hotel

Delta: Warri, Ughelli, Oleh, Ozoro, Ashaka, Burutu, Forcados, Evremi, Abbi, kwale, Onicha, Ekuku-Agbor, Isele-uku, Asaba, Umunede, Ete-uromi,
Bojiboji Ogwashuku, Ibusa etc.

Edo: Oluku, Odigbi, Uyere, Igbogor, Orah, Siluko, sapoba, Obiaruku, Idokpa, ewohinmi, Ebelle, Ekpon, Igueden, Ehor, Irrua, Sabongida-ora, Ozalla
where young girls unclothed for festival, Ekpoma---yeee! gun, Agenebode etc.

Ekiti: Effon-alaye, ikole, ikere, ilawe, igede, ishan, Ise, Emure, Aiyede, Oye--election rigger, Omuo etc

Ondo: Idanre, Igbatoro, igbokoda, aiyetoro, Omisore, Ifetedo, Owena, Ofos, Ore,Okitipupa, Ajilete, Mahin, Ile-oluji, Owo, Idoani, Akungba, Ikare, Ifon

Oyo: Kute, Ibadan, Fiditi, Lanlate, Iseyin, Igangan, Ofiki, Ago-are, Ikoyo, Ogbomoso, Tafon, Sapeteri, Shaki, Wasinmi, Ilero, Ado-awaye, Ogbontosa.

Ogun: Oni, Omu, Odeda, Owode, olorunda, Ajebo, Iperu, Ijebus, Odogbolu, Shagamu, Alakuko, Waterside, Otta, Ifo, Oja-Odan, Imeko, Oke-odan etc.

Osun: Ede, Inisa, Ibokun, Ilesha, Ife, Ifewara, Ejigbo,Iwo, Odeomu, Ifetedo, Ipetuijesha, Oke-Imesi, Ila, Ikirun, Ilobu, Okuku, Osi etc.

Kwara: Ilorin, Offa, Ajasse, Omuaran, Petegi, Lafiaji, Shonga, Jebba, Bode-shadu etc.

Niger: Mokwa, Bida, Lemu, Wushishi, Minna,Gwada, Zungeru, Gunni, New-bussa, Pizhi, faje, Kabchi, Kontagora, Bari, Tegina, Zente, Rijau, Sarkipawa.

Kebbi: Bin-yauri, yelwa, Bagudo, Tunga-Ilela, Zaga, Jega, Birnikebbi, Masama, Argungu, Tambawel, Allero, Kamba, Zuru, Kandu, Marafa, Ribah etc.

Kano: Kano city, Wudil, Tudunwada, kibiya, Garko, Gaya, Kachako, Ajingi, Danbatta, Kabo, Gwarzo, Albasu or sometging like it etc.

Kaduna: Birni-gwarri, Ganga, Buruku, Rigacikun, Kachia, Kafanchan, Gimi, Iya-tawa, Pambeguwa,Dutsan-wai, Zaria, Lere, Doka,Ribako etc.

Katsina: Shinkafi, Yashi, Daura, Hunkuyi, Palgore, Funtua, Karfi, Faskari etc.

Zamfara: Gusau, Bungudu, Maru, Talata-mafara, Bakura, Birni-magaji,
Kaura-namoda, Zurmi, Gunmi, Tsafe-Orientation camp, Maradun, Anka, Moriki, Shinkafi, Mada, Langalanga etc.

Sokoto: Sokoto, Illela, Goronyo, Kurawa, Wamako, Jabo, Rabah, Ganji, Malamawa, Yerimawa, Rafin-kudu, Sanyinan-daja etc.

Kogi: Lokoja, Ajaokuta, Ososo, Okene, Kabba, Mopa, Isanlu-esa, Koton-Karfi, Ikebe, Idah, Idibo, Eganyi etc.

Cross-River: Calabar, Uwet, Ugep, Nko, Obubra, Ikom, Nkomfap, Ogoja, Okuku, Akpakpa, Obudu, Otuk etc.

Bayelsa: Yenagoa, Amasoma, Furupa, Peniton-Island(Ezetu), Mbiama, Ayebabiri too much water i run comot.

Rivers: I have been to all the Rumus; Rumoula, Rumuokoro, Rumuigbo, Bori, Tabangh, Gokona, Ogoni, Degema, Ahoada, Obido, Abua, Opobo, Elele.

Please, dont say its a lie, cos i will tell u how to get there, either by water or road

Shankboye: From office, I go stop by shepe joint even though I be cleaner, all na office. I go drink jedi with iku ramoni, sunday dagboru and gbegilodo like say tmr no dey, after I go come dey stagger go house as I no get car, before I reach house my wife go don dey call me, na so we go start dis fight, I go beat am so tay our neighbour go dey ask my wife say, iya luku are u ok? My wife go say yes.. I dey beat am oo, I no go lie but she dey enjoy d beating wella... Chai see beating... Koboko.. Na so I dey live my life oo..may God help me

Guapo:

see question

maclatunji: Questions For Married Men

Hello, I have a new question and it is for you husbands of so many beautiful women out there- all women are beautiful.

The Question: Do you usually go home after closing from the office or wherever it is you work?

If you answered No- Why?

If you answered Yes- What does your home look or feel like when you get there every night?

Let us have your responses.

Thank you.

DJDOLA: ur father is a gateman...learn a way u wil talk 2 me because i dont think am ur mate ok

yuzedo:
U dis perpetual spinster!

Lilimax:
You need a complete deliverance. Yes, you may say you are cracking jokes,but you've spoken out your thought pattern. It is sad you are among men that derive pleasure in beating and battering their wives. Refrain from this because it shows how unmanly you are. Remember, out of the aboundant of the heart, the mouth speaks.

obagangan: yea, srait home, I enjoy being around my wife and kids

booqee: you're not funny. Ode

devour129: I know this doesn't apply to me but couldn't resist.grew up watching my dad come home straight from work,showers,eats with my mum ,sleep off on the settee while gisting . So it was a shock when I got married and my hubby did just the opp.when I was still a learner,I will stay up till he comes back before I eat.am a really great home maker so my house is always clean and smells like a bakery ,I also keep myself well so that was not a problem.abuja men claim it's only at night they do deals .back to my gist,I will stay up till he comes back at the beginning ,cry myself to sleep sometimes until I started having babies and I became a teacher .if its 7pm and my hubby is not back home,I will never call,I eat by 6 and if he calls and says the person he went to see has still not come and he is not sure if to stay or come back,I quickly encourage him to wait.i did for a while before he caught up,now he walks in before 8pm,so he can play with the kids before they go bed and he stays out only if it is absolutely necessary .even the day bomb went off in Abuja he was so angry that among his friends am the only one that ddnt call her hubby when I was in dreamland hanging out with obama o ladies don't fret if your hubby doesn't come home on time,carry on with your life everything will work out.as for the men,continue to come home late in this perilous times !

maclatunji: Questions For Married Men

Hello, I have a new question and it is for you husbands of so many beautiful women out there- all women are beautiful.

The Question: Do you usually go home after closing from the office or wherever it is you work?

If you answered No- Why?

If you answered Yes- What does your home look or feel like when you get there every night?

Let us have your responses.

Thank you.

akinreals: I always go home after work, i always drive like 2hrs to get home because of lagos traffic, d fact is dat my wife is my best friend and i always look forward to jisting with her and ofcourse, her delicious meals is another weak point for me anyday, anytime. Home sweet home.

byvan: *singing*"If you want to marry a husband,make you no marry a wakaabout,if you marry a wakaboutooooo,na soso troubleeee,troublee trouble!!!soso troublee trouble nasoso wahala,nasoso troubleeee troubleEeeeeeee"(song fades).

Rooneyboy: Only real men go for this everyday before going home .

byvan:


Honey is that you?lol.

Chrisbenogor:

GADDDEMMMMMIT
MORTUARY STANDARD!!!!
Abeg where this joint dey make I add am to my list?

where u dey

U go like join us this evening

Mortuary standard guaranteed

bukatyne:

Your posts on your marriage always give people hope and paints marriage as something that everyone must have.

Your wife must really be a lucky woman.

Keep it you.

frosbel2: Straight from Work to Home , where else should a married man go to ?

I no know book:



No me oo, you know say u no sabi cook and u dey nag me too much, so, how e go be me? Anyway talk to you whenever u see me home.

devour129: if you all in Lagos are waiting for traffic to ease wont the traffic continue when you all hit the road ? Just thinking out loud