lmao.

2 Size A cups? I thunk u was size DD.
So u tricked me, didn't ya?
Isn't this what i am saying about y'all daughters of EVE??

Jackal.:



2 Size A cups? I thunk u was size DD.
So u tricked me, didn't ya?
Isn't this what i am saying about y'all daughters of EVE??

DD .  You want my poor slender back to give out? Or you want to wake up a dead man, suffocated between ma breasteses,  .

Don't worry baby you know no "Evil---ena" in ma DNA, ONLY LOVE

BTW, where is your pally Sly?

I am not even worried about me dying between your huge bosoms.
What niggles in the back of me mind is what me obituary will say. . . . .

We are sorry for the loss of our beloved son who passed away sucking 2 massive chesticles!!!!!!

Jackal.:



I am not even worried about me dying between your huge bosoms
What niggles in the back of me mind is what me obituary will say. . . . .

We are sorry for the loss of our beloved son who passed away sucking 2 massive chesticles!!!!!!

, ok, I prefer that to "he died of a broken heart", don't ya?

How can one die of a broken-heart? I cant work that out in me head. . .
Talking about broken heart. . .I heard u were sick for days when Apple made the 32GB of your iPod touch and was sold at the same price u got the 16GB.
That musta hurt . . . . I warned u, didn't i?

Anyways, i will manage a broken heart but the thunk of a DD size is tempting.
Babes, are u sure u are not the major supplier of cowbell milk in Nigeria?

Jackal.:

How can one die of a broken-heart? I can't work that out in me head. . .
Talking about broken heart. . .I heard u were sick for days when Apple made the 32GB of your iPod touch and was sold at the same price u got the 16GB.
That musta hurt . . . . I warned u, didn't i?

It was a conspiracy, and Intel says you were at the helm, what did I do to deserve this, eh? Afterall, I have been a faithful spouse. The least you could have done was to advise me to wait for the 32GB,  ,

Jackal.:



Anyways, i will manage a broken heart but the thunk of a DD size is tempting.
Babes, are u sure u are not the major supplier of cowbell milk in Nigeria?

LOL, see what you have done to me oo, Cowbell Milk? Not yet, just wait until I put Storm and Stone on these masterpieces, then you will see who the real producer of Cowbell Milk is,

Sly is trying to get a barrister. . . . . . . .He is taking his chic to court tomorrow!!!

Conspiracy? It wasn't me!!!
Apple are twats. . . . They love to cheat just like women.

Storm and Stone on your bosoms?? ??
Why do i have a feening this DD size wont become FF in the next 3 years. . . .
Just a thunk!!!!

Jackal.:

Sly is trying to get a barrister. . . . . . . .He is taking his chic to court tomorrow!!!

Conspiracy? It wasn't me!!!
Apple are twats. . . . They love to cheat just like women.

Storm and Stone on your bosoms?? ??
Why do i have a feening this DD size wont become FF in the next 3 years. . . .
Just a thunk!!!!

Not over me dead body, I will cut them off ,
And I know u wont want any maimed te tes, , So you better learn to appreciate these apples, Not everything that glitters is gold, and big things come in small packages

I concur!!!

It wouldn't hurt for women to listen to, ya feel me.

Ok I will listen, lady

@ Stillwater,

You reckon?

Jackal, today's Sunday, let peace reign!!!

stillwater:

Jackal, today's Sunday, let peace reign!!!

Sunday started since 12.00am(UK/Nig time), isn't it?
U completely ignored peace when u lit up the whole place like a liquid nitro-gas spiller.

Homeboy ain't got no peace in his dictionary. He said ain't no peace until women act right.

Sunday started since 12.00am(UK/Nig time), isn't it?
You completely ignored peace when u lit up the whole place like a liquid nitro-gas spiller.

You were the one throwing all the insults. I only retaliated !!!!!!

"Apple are twats"?

What az apple got to do with the thread now ?

@desodgi:

What az apple got to do with the thread now ?

Did you read every comment, Mr stick-to-topic?

@ Radiant,

Are u ready for the SHOWDOWN tomorrow.
Fasten ur seat belt. . . . . . . Get ready for the ride of your life.
You can also get a pack of Kleenex while u are it.

Jackal.:

@ Radiant,

Are u ready for the SHOWDOWN tomorrow.
Fasten your seat belt. . . . . . . Get ready for the ride of your life.
You can also get a pack of Kleenex while u are it.

More like a bottle of Moet, yea?

Bottle of Moet?
You wont be able to drink especially after watching Messi sob like a tot.
Tell ur GP to standby cos Ronaldo will push ur blood pressure UP!!!

lmao! Jack of all trades you will so eat your words tmrw.

Barcelona will destroy and throw you guys to the dust bin I trust my guys

Lol. . .Jack will have the shock of his life. HBP will be a mere symptom

@ Radiant,

Wish i could help but i really can't.
U guys should just manage 3 goals. . . . . 2 from Ronaldo and one from Tevez.

@ Stillwater,

Just after u told me you have never had ur heart broken before. . . . .
Brace yourself cos Ronaldo will make u cry HARDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!

Jack, seriously you want to bet?

CR? Dude won't do shyt. The shock from Camp Nou and Stamford bridge has kept him timorous

@ Stillwater,

Just after u told me you have never had your heart broken before. . . . .    
Brace yourself because Ronaldo will make u cry HARDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!

Need I remind you the nonsense man. u displayed last week. Is it not the same Ronaldo that missed an ordinary penalty that I myself , an inexperienced player would have kicked into the goal post without hitting the bar . Get ready to be thrown out of the competition!!!!! Stillwater has spoken!!!

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@ Radiant,

Lets bet!!!!
Ronaldo to score a goal and Man Utd to win.
If i win the bet. . . . . . . .I don't want ur money. . . Just shave your head!!!
But, if u win the bet. . . . I will dance naked on Oxford street.

@ Stillwater,

U cannot shoot straight!!!!
I think u need anutha crystal ball . . .
Barca will be thrown out tomorrow.

Jackal.:

@ Radiant,

Lets bet!!!!
Ronaldo to score a goal and Man Utd to win.
If i win the bet. . . . . . . .I don't want your money. . . Just shave your head!!!
But, if u win the bet. . . . I will dance naked on Oxford street.

Lol. . what a crazy bet. Let's do it this way. .

If you win I'll switch clubs but if we win I'll have one of your balls. Wha ya say?

Radiant:

Lol. . what a crazy bet. Let's do it this way. .

If you win I'll switch clubs but if we win I'll have one of your balls. Wha ya say?

Never knew u were a cannibal!!!

@ Stillwater,

You cannot shoot straight!!!!
I think u need anutha crystal ball . . .
Barca will be thrown out tomorrow.

We shall see. Make sure you don't cry, while I jubilate !!!!!! Victory is ours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jackal.:

Never knew u were a cannibal!!!

Well, now you know