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Romance / Re: Sex Therapist Says She’s Saved Marriages By Sleeping With Her Clients (pic) by 12inchess: 11:28pm On Sep 01, 2023
BoldBrainz:


You for no like borrow me your girlfriend for one weekend make she come confirm my fear?

Dry
Romance / Re: Sex Therapist Says She’s Saved Marriages By Sleeping With Her Clients (pic) by 12inchess: 11:17pm On Sep 01, 2023
BoldBrainz:


Nigga, I'll be hugging 35 next year! And I assure you by God, there's still about another 30years of active Kamasutra in and around my waist and heart.

So worry for yourself!

You wey don dey fear. Yinmu. Anyway there is always Viagra to fall back on if your equipment is not as active.
Romance / Re: Sex Therapist Says She’s Saved Marriages By Sleeping With Her Clients (pic) by 12inchess: 11:13pm On Sep 01, 2023
hustler23486:
welcome back..we miss you

You sure this is the real NwaAmaikpe or NwaAmaikpe bot edition. Because real NwaAmaikpe no get sense reach this. Me think say the real NwaAmaikpe don kpuff ni.
Romance / Re: Sex Therapist Says She’s Saved Marriages By Sleeping With Her Clients (pic) by 12inchess: 10:39pm On Sep 01, 2023
BoldBrainz:


Dear God, please do not let me degenerate to the kind of 40year old man who'll consider 10 minutes of sexual intercourse, had just twice in a month, to be fair bedroom game.

Even if I have to choose between the two options in my life right now, please take away my alcohol tolerance and leave my sexual energy to follow me to my grave.

Because nothing in this life can explain why I should not enjoy and explore the one natural activity that relaxes my nerves, mind and blood pressure. Every single night we both return and have the slightest energy left, I'll make detailed and proper love to my wife, then knack her kuntus until we both lose breath!

Godforbid that I be starved of sex in this life!!

Reach 35 first before you start yapping. It's true that even men have sexual peak the same way women dey enter menopause. You can't cheat nature.
Romance / Re: Sex Therapist Says She’s Saved Marriages By Sleeping With Her Clients (pic) by 12inchess: 9:01pm On Sep 01, 2023
2Radii:
I will never focus on a wife that thinks my sexual need is infinitesimal in the scheme of things, woman that is so loud with her selfishness and self-centeredness.

I understand if she's stressed or tired or some unforseen circumstances show up, it's understandable.


Wel, I thank God for the kind of woman I have sha cus she never turn me down when need arise even tho I don't do more than one round and that is even like twice in a month. Well, I always ask her to forgive me for the low libido cus I know what is good for the goose is good for the gander.


Tho she is the one that made me hate sex with her but still I still cherish her for not bn a self-centered woman

How did she make you hate sex with her? The way women say men should not have unrealistic expectations from sex from porn is they way you should not be expecting your 40 yr old husband to be fucking like Johnny sins who is a professional porn actor. Brother your one round is enough abeg. Even that you're getting it up. You know how many men have Erectile dysfunction? Johnny sins takes many penilie injections and other male porn stars inject in their penis to get it hard like that and go for 40 mins straight.

The average sex encounter is 7 - 15 mins according to research. If you do reach 15 mins you don try sef. If your wife now cu.m (orgasm) again, she suppose serve you big turkey leg and two bottles fanta after.
Romance / Re: Sex Therapist Says She’s Saved Marriages By Sleeping With Her Clients (pic) by 12inchess: 8:55pm On Sep 01, 2023
Jokes aside. Prostituion is illegal in Ohio just like in most U.S states. But what she is doing is it really prostitution when she can roll it under sex therapy? I mean this is a really grey area. She is pretty smart. I'm sure she has lawyers advising her.


AuntyBlessingCEO have you seen the level your mates abroad have carried their so called Sex therapy to? Next time you will be claiming number one sex therapist in Africa. When will you offer such services?

More Jokes aside. I think Prostitution should be made legal everywhere as long as it can be well regulated to be voluntary without trafficking. Money for hand back for ground. Afterall many women all over the world still expect you to buy human hair, jump through hoops, 3 months of dates and excess billing before they will agree to show you their pant when all you want to do is f.ck them. Why not just allow men to pay you directly and cut all the bullshit. Remember your private babe can be a yahoo boys booty call if you're broke.

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Romance / Re: Sex Therapist Says She’s Saved Marriages By Sleeping With Her Clients (pic) by 12inchess: 8:47pm On Sep 01, 2023
RonuRonu:
I'm just like that White Lady above, but the only difference between us is that i take care of only Widows, Women/Ladies their husbands are not available.

I don't have anything to do with Women/Ladies their husbands are still available.

I take care of only Widows. Know this and know peace.

Minister for widows undecided

So you're the one servicing all the widows and women with no husband in Ogbomoso grin grin grin

Thunda fire that your joystick angry angry angry angry
Travel / Re: Airport Expansion: FG To Demolish Lagos Private Jet Terminals by 12inchess: 8:47am On Sep 01, 2023
obailala:
Lagos is Lagos, Delta is Delta! Lagos is the economic hub of Nigeria, not Delta! The airport in Lagos needs this expansion, the airport in Delta needs absolutely no expansion cos it doesnt even have up to 0.1% of the tradfic of Lagos airport. No be for everything dem dey use take argue equality abeg!

Actually this is not true. I have been to Delta airport and it can do with some expansion the runway is very small. When i took a flight from Asaba the pilot had to reverse the plane all the way to the end of the runway almost on the grass area and had to speed up very rapidly and mistake a sharp takeoff (rip) because the runway is very short. Im sure the money the airport makes can offset these expansions.
Travel / Re: Airport Expansion: FG To Demolish Lagos Private Jet Terminals by 12inchess: 8:44am On Sep 01, 2023
worksmart:
Seems this one is starting with demolishing without building anything.
Nobody asking for airport expansion unless it is looting strategy for him and Tinubu.


Only a senseless or very biased person would read this news and say it's not commendable if it can be implemented. All those Private Hangars in MMIA got to go.

Let see if this can be implemented and the Public air terminals can be improved.


I don't want to mention names but what are your MOG doing with Private Jets? Yet the church members cannot afford 3 square meals or pay for other necessities. Make I no talk more than this before that Righteonesss89 or whatever his name is comes to attack or cast and bind me.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: President Paul Biya Changes Military Formation In Cameroon by 12inchess: 10:43am On Aug 31, 2023
Emperor5:
What system of government is Cameron practicing?
Sit-tight-o-craczy
Foreign Affairs / Re: President Paul Biya Changes Military Formation In Cameroon by 12inchess: 10:42am On Aug 31, 2023
LEGALSER:



Before the year runs out Biya go collect.
Amen.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Tinubu And Canadian PM Trudeau Discuss Gabon Coup On Phone by 12inchess: 7:02pm On Aug 30, 2023
Nigeriana are the greatest hypocrites ever. Quite a lot of us also are not exposed. That is why people are saying Tinubu should not put mouth in Africa matter which ideally he should because it affects Nigerians. The same hypocrite Nigerians that can't help but put mouth in their neighbors matter. Abeg

The only thing I know that is worse than a corrupt democracy is a corrupt military led by Coupist.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Military seizes power in Gabon by 12inchess: 6:57am On Aug 30, 2023
bonnyhope:
Too much corruption in african democratic system of govt, I don't blame the military anymore
And you think. Military won't be more corrupt? Sit down there dey play. You've forgotten that its the Military that destroyed Nigeria to this extent..I don't want to call names here.

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Politics / Re: Obidients Attack Governor Of Illinois USA, After Chicago University Lock Twitter by 12inchess: 8:19pm On Aug 29, 2023
Obidient are id.io.ts. If they really had sense, the sensible way would have been to organize themselves and write a letter with co signers of repute to appeal to the Governor and Illinois Reps to ensure that the matter is adjudged with great care and ensure that justice is served. But typically Obidient and cancel culture.

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Music/Radio / Re: Afrobeat Is Nothing, Lacks Substance- Burna Boy by 12inchess: 7:29pm On Aug 29, 2023
Burna boy is a liar. He didn't create Afro fusion. The first time I heard the word "Afrofusion" was during an interview with Lagbaja where they asked him what He would called the music he was doing since he fused so many Genres together like Hip-hop, R&B, Jazz, juju, Apala, reggae etc. And Lagbaja responded that he would call it a fusion. Like "Afrofusion"

Burna didn't create it. I'm 100 percent sure.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Niger: Junta Cuts Off Electricity, Water Supply To French Embassy by 12inchess: 6:11am On Aug 29, 2023
nedekid:
Lolz.
Embargo and sanctions on French embassy.

Santions on French Embassy by Junta grin grin

Last last embassy go hear word grin grin

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Crime / Re: Reject Any Parcel Given To You To Deliver Abroad, NDLEA Tells Nigerians (Video) by 12inchess: 2:27pm On Aug 28, 2023
That is how Nigerians will stress and stress you to help them carry this or that. Last last they will put drugs inside and mess up your life. I no dey follow anybody carry anything.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: France Bans Muslim Students From Wearing Abaya Dress In State Schools by 12inchess: 11:54am On Aug 28, 2023
According to their "everybody is free culture" people are allowed to show they are lgbtq but not allowed to show their religion. Anyway, their country their rules.
Politics / Re: Ministerial Appointment, a continuation of My NYSC programme - Musawa by 12inchess: 6:08am On Aug 28, 2023
HeroicMeastro:

The same YOU would be shouting about recycling old politicians. Now that a youth is picked instead of us to rally and give her supports...

which yeye youth. Go and google who her father. If you can't use your head they will use it for you.
Politics / Re: Ministerial Appointment, a continuation of My NYSC programme - Musawa by 12inchess: 2:38am On Aug 28, 2023
JuanDeDios:

I see what you did there, Hajia.

But you need NYSC certificate to work as admin staff in govt secretariat. The laws are only for poor people in Nigeria. this is why I'm writing this comment from America.

Make una dey play. angry angry angry angry

When it comes to juicy Minister position now, NYSC is no longer needed.
Politics / Re: Ministerial Appointment, a continuation of My NYSC programme - Musawa by 12inchess: 2:34am On Aug 28, 2023
Tajbol4splend:
If her appointment is not unconstitutional and she's competent, let us give her a chance

Why where they now stressing Kemi Adeosun for forged certificate when according to them now NYSC is not needed for a govt appointment. This is quite stu.p.id.
Foreign Affairs / Re: France Defiant, Insists Niger Military Junta Cannot Expel Its Ambassador by 12inchess: 2:38pm On Aug 26, 2023
Sleekfingers:
The French are looking for excuses to send their armed forces there.

Niger Republic shouldn't fall for their trap.
Romance / Re: My Wife Has Set A Timetable For Sex For Me. What Do I Do? by 12inchess: 2:29am On Aug 24, 2023
The heart of women is deep. I feel people advising to cheat and all may not be the right thing for you to do. You need to ask why. Maybe she can see a counsellor. Maybe she was abused as a teen who knows. This may be the reason she detest sexual activity with you. Some childhood trauma may be involved. Also put it in your prayers maybe God can show you what to do. All these following side chic and all never ends well. This is my opinion.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Yevgeny Prigozhin Feared Killed In Plane Crash In Russia (Photos) by 12inchess: 8:05pm On Aug 23, 2023
Omo Putin wicked ooooo....If na him do am.
Travel / Re: 6 Strong Reasons Why Nigerians In The UK Are So 'stingy' by 12inchess: 10:34pm On Aug 22, 2023
Maxxim:
Money no dey UK, everywhere tight and most of una dey go asake live concert, dey play
So people in Nigeria don't go to Asake concert. Which kain mumu talk be this. The summary of this thread is that Nigerians feel entitled to your income because you're living abroad forgetting you also have your own expenses you need to sort out. Nobody owes you sh.i.t

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Never Initiates Sex But Still Complains She's Not Getting Enough by 12inchess: 3:13pm On Aug 22, 2023
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Turkiye President, Erdogan, Opposes military intervention in Niger by 12inchess: 4:12am On Aug 22, 2023
Wetin concern Turkey with fowl problem angry angry sad angry angry Make everybody park well. Make e face their European union abeg.
Sports / Re: How Mohammed Sanusi Sidelined Falcons From Presidential Reception by 12inchess: 8:44pm On Aug 17, 2023
Please the only thing that will make us the fans calm down is if this Mohammed Sanusi guy's head is served on a platter. It is shit like this that make our players never reach the final. That our team you that held England to 0-0 draw till Penalties could win this same cup in 4 years time. Is it not England that we drag to penlaties that is now playing in the Finals this Sunday. This NFF is fool of corrupt and fraudulent individuals who need to all be pursued. What happened to the Super Eagles supporters club The NFF use fraud and nepotism to destroy it. Gone are the days when the supporters club you could hear their music from the stands. Sometimes it's that supporters club that we need to just score one goal that will make us win. This is exactly what happened in Atlanta 1996 that we came from 3-1 to eventually beat Brazil 4-3. The supporters club even made a song out of it. "Bebeto start to cry"

F.u...c.k the NFF. They are the ones ruining our chances and they all gast to go.

Who are all those behind the girls and collecting 2500 dollars smiling sheepishly. For what ?? Them follow the Falcons play the ball?? Thunder fire them all.

I'm beyond mad. angry angry angry angry angry
Music/Radio / Re: Tory Lanez Sentenced To 10 Years : A Deeper Look Into The Verdict by 12inchess: 3:25pm On Aug 10, 2023
Why didnt he apologize since. He should have begged Meghan the Stallion since. I'm sure there are ways he would apologize that she would forgive him. But he chose to form gangster now he is going to jail.
Foreign Affairs / Re: It's Hitting Hard: Senior Niger Politicians Beg Tinubu To Lift Sanctions by 12inchess: 6:42pm On Aug 09, 2023
No retreat no surrender. The Junta Coupist must set a feasible timeline for return to democratic rule with milestones. With reaching each milestone we will soften the sanctions. Jagaban tighten their belt more more sef. angry angry angry angry angry angry

Nansense.

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Sports / Re: Liz Cambage Denies Calling D'tigress Monkeys - Nigerian Players Reacts by 12inchess: 4:27pm On Aug 09, 2023
I think we should try her out. She is toxic no doubt but she is a very good player. The coach should set strigent conditions for her. She should start from the bench. She is the kind of lady that will come to Nigeria and not want to leave.lol. grin grin grin

I don't know Liz Folake, if you're really seeing this, you need to visit Nigeria. I'm sorry to break it to you but you seem to have Daddy issues which is fueling your toxicity. A trip to Nigeria and see how gracious and friendly Nigeria is for a month or two will change your mind about all the lies your mom told you about your fatherland because she was salty that your dad left her.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: World Bank Blocks Loans, New Funding To Uganda Over Anti-gay Bill by 12inchess: 4:16pm On Aug 09, 2023
Ladyhippolyta88:
Very good news.

If you don't like so-called western values stop collecting western money.

The sad thing is that the money dey enter politicians pockets before.
The people don't benefit from it.

Is not like the money is given for free. Don't they collect it back with interest?

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