₦airaland Forum

Dj play me "Water Remix" by "Tyla ft Davido to celebrate Iheanacho's final PK


Make God of amapiano no shame us oooooooo

Super Eagles are masters of raising your hopes up and then dashing it. Can someone explain to me how the match went from 2-0 to 1-1. This is why I no longer watch their ball abeg.

yinmu. Your enjoyment as first lady started since May 29 2023 but our own sufferness is still on going. Yeye talk.

Biglittlelois:
Oh so women are the cause of the death of traditional family and marriages? purely women? because we were empowered with education, so education should be withdrawn from us? that is the only way traditional marriages can thrive? only when women become illiterates?

No wonder Nigerian men cannot produce anything, they cannot invent anything, they cannot even rule their country right, except to kill, kidnap, steal, yahoo, skull mining, cannibalism, cultism, corruption, fraud, and all sorts of evil vices, Nigerian men have spoilt our images abroad, you are not known for anything good outside this country except negativities, that is why in your own little 2 by 2 cubicle, you can spew all this nonsense and think you are making sense, western countries that are above you in every ramifications will never be caught saying utter rubbish like this and be proud of themselves, no wonder Africa is seen as a cesspit and a third world continent when the men ruling it are nothing to write home about with their sad little thought process

The world is failing, from Africa to the whole world, thanks to men and their bad decisions, yet what your limited brian could only think of is women education as the cause of men's inability to hold the home front as the captain of the ship by sailing it to the right direction for a productive end result,

The next generation of Nigerian men will be the undoing of this nation, which is a good thing anyway so that everyone will be accountable to their own region, which will make it easier to remove shafts from wheat.

And the only thing Nigerian women know how to do is hoelosho

Atheistan:
The past Northern rulers pushed in and funded Dangote.
Now BAT is pushing and funding Otedola.
They are all human money reserves for the elites.

Finally, someone who gets it.

so how does that affect the price of garri in the market. Abeg abeg. This is not news.

ariesbull:
Badagry are not Yoruba they are Eguns and they can't enjoy Lagos they should focus on their Cotonou relatives

A fo.o-l needs no introduction. Lagos is and has always been a multicultural melting pot in Yoruba land.

libertyfather:
take note , the world is coming to this, people asking where will they be charging it, remember when we do go about looking for where they on gen so we can charge our fones but today there is powerbanks solar powering devices, someday this cars will be moving around with their charging sources....watchout

Na lie. This is s.tup.id. In a country with poor electricity, you're buying electric cars. How will they be charged?

Blackman101:
we are not in the western world, why will your ex-wife keep the kid when you two have divorced am thinking out loud oh

Na this part dey vex me pass. Some Nigerian women are very wicked. So the ex husband is only good for financial provision. He too cannot enjoy the company of the children. I will say you're quite ignorant (for lack of not wanting to use a more derogatory word) to accept such an arrangement. Even if you went ahead to marry someone else you should still have the right to your kids company and love. It's like you spend your time and effort watering and planting a tree and then only your neighbor is enjoying the benefit of it's shade. Guy wise up ooooo. Make dem no do wetin dem do Do2dtun to you.

Bro you have right to your kids too so long as you're paying child support. It absolutely ridiculous that your kids will be with your ex wife 24/7 while you will be paying child support. You also have a right to spend time with your kids esp since you'e corvering many of their financial needs.

Tolulope Fayokun. Abeg get the bag jare. Fu.c.k all them racist crackers.

Well all I can say is that they know the job they signed up for to get pounds. Na Naija cause am. It Nigeria was good, we won't be having Nigerian bank managers resigning their job here in Naija to do care giver work abroad.

A lot goes on in care giving and mental institutions especially when the patients cannot advocate for themselves. I don't subscribe to jail for them but that they all should be fired from the job. If you cannot do the job then don't accept it.

How long does it take to determine source of explosion. It's either earthquake or it's not. Is it related to gas or in the military barracks as in a bomb explosion. Slow paced govt.Mschewww.

nautybride:

We too dey rush for this country, tremor, gas explosion....... No real explanation.

Is it tremor or gas explosion or bomb blast. Nigerians and carrying rumours with no real journalist to do the real reporting. Mschewwww

God1000:
There's no shred of shame in her

Very darkman said she does 3somes with her daughter. Na so we see am ooooo

Climate Change Baddie and number one African bad gyal take on 30 BG. May the best man or woman win

Jeon:
No no no no, they can't.
It will inflict serious injuries to their egos. They can make the lady to go astray from hero to zero, grace to grasses and a mere shadow walking on the Earth, if care is not taken.

I will marry her and her money. Mscheww. Dey play

Invictus Obi Pro max. Billionare investor isonu

Ever since EndSars I stopped respecting Nigerian military. E no go better for all of them.

You may not like BAT but he is making it perfectly clear that anyone who is not performing will be fired.

EngrKemp:
Seun !!
My own na say u no dey follow us talk again for threads like u used to do before and this my Monika na new one,ur spam bot has banned my other old account.

We need u to join us .

I bin dey enjoy ahm.

U sef dey enjoy ahm but I no know wetin happen...



Peleson

Na Twitter Seun dey. He come desert us for here with tribalism and islam section oath

bdon123:
During election u kept quiet wen people were being tribalistic.after u realised d drug lord u were trying to protect is failing at governance ....u come dey do u turn.oga seun u protected those that were pro tinubu n insulting other cultures on nairaland.

Seun is pro Tinubu. Elon Musk is Republican leaning and Mark Zuckerberg is Democrat leaning. So what is you point?

ibinaboonline:
Finally. Long overdue. My two cents: there's a reason Nairaland has kept growing after all these years and with next to zero upgrades. It goes to show that the concept and delivery is watertight. So, don't change it except to improve the user experience. I'll recommend eradicating tribalism as the priority.

Yinmu..Tribalism can never leave Nairaland so long as Nigerians themselves are tribalistic.

mrjojo:
Nairaland is a 2 billion naira worth at the minimum of venture if seun decide to take it seriously

Seun still runs this as a side of side project from his "cubicle" in sango-ota .

Knowing Seun to be an introvert who doesn't like the spot light or want to be popular just as myself, if I were him

I will

Run Nairaland as a business' by

1. Opening a physical office space in Lagos, Abuja, Sango-ota as HQ

2. Employ a CEO to run it while I continue to serve as founder and CTO

3. Employ a full team of enginneers, UX front end designers, marketers

Manage

1. Front page should be very current with update as it happens, ( I see a news/even on instablog and see it days after on the frontpage), alot of people only visit the front page, so it must be regularly updated and of high quality

2. limit posting to some section for new accounts, like have some way you rank accounts, new account should have a 3 month sandbox restriction.

3. make it impossible to register multiple account from thesame device,

4. Use text verification and real email ( no temp mails) for registration

5. Moderation : Each section should have atleast 2 mod and very active section 3 with 1 supermod.

6. Tribalism and hate speech should attract ban, device ban, email ban if possible an IP ban after two warnings






Buid

Implement new feature,

One of the allure of Nairaland is it simplistic UI and fast loading time

That doesn't need to change but it can be better,

1. Add Night mode, this will switch the background to black which is easy on the eyes at night, users can toggle on off

2. Add a bit of self moderation by adding a dislike button (when a comment has so many disikes, a moderator manually access if it should be hidden, users can still view the comment if clicked

3. An email system should be designed, communication stays on nairaland instead of third part email (all nairaland user get a user@nairaland.com email after 6 months of active usage provided the haven't been banned more than thrice,.

4. Build a robust ad management system, from creation, funding , moderation,

5.make it easy to share, the share button can be linked to whatsapp, fb, tiktok, IG, so when someone click on share they can also share outside the platform
a short url like naira.land will also make sharing easy

6. native ios/app with great push feature



mabe more later if I think of more

Everyone knows how to run Nairaland more than the genius innovator Seun. Sir go and create your own site abeg and manage it as you like

We that we have been here since when Nairaland was in inception approve of this message. However you need to keep Nairaland user data and cloud infrastructure domiciled in Nigeria. It can be done.Otherwise you're not serious yet. Ive been a member since 2005 and times of MSN. And I'm sure some a.i bots have been developed to do all sorts of things on this site already.

We also need my main man born.2fuc.k back on the platform. You banned him too much and he swore never to come back

Why must we swear to love Alla.h to post on the islam section and not same for the Christian section?

I will take Nairaland serious when Seun spends more time posting or commenting on Nairaland that on Elon Musk's Twitter.

Donald Trump dey craze.

vikstandon:
You required a donor, they gave you a donor. Now you wan cash out!

No mind her. She should be grateful sef that she got someone as intelligent as a Doctor as a donor. See her mouth like Medical resident. It's not like she has a husband and then the doctor switched to his own sperm pool. She already asked for a donor. Abeg abeg.

immortalcrown:
May the merciful God heal him. He is corrupt but I rather wish him repentance than wish him sick or dead.

He must have received a huge sum of "prayer points" in his bank account, sorry, I mean in his mail box.

High BP caused by the masterminding of atrocities, alcohol and sex are what drain politicians.

May God have mercy but in my heart of hearts. 3 words. "Fuc.k that N******"

So it was God that was firing rockets down at Nigerian citizens.

Them no dey blame satan again for evil. Na God.

I don't even know what to say again.

In America this is a treasonable offence that will not only land in cell but may cost you to never see the light of day ever again.

wales4real:
Congratulations Chiamaka. Well deserved.
I always admire the way she has this 'I'm scared" look when between the posts, yet she is very brave and competent.
We are blessed to have such a brave and beautiful young lady as our goalkeeper.

If Nigerian female team get their act right, the can really win the female world cup or get to like semi finals. The girls are very good. It's just that they need that final touch of both goodluck and good preparation. Nnadozie is a world class Keeper. Agba baller is a world class striker. Rasheedat too and Nneoma. What we need to do is work on the midfield. The players are good but they need better coordination from and tactics from an able coach. Even U.S team no go fit easily beat them.