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The person that made that video and gave the commentary is very jobless. Cant you just withdraw your money and go home?

That is Yoruba people for you. If our person no do well, we can't keep quiet about it ooooo.....All the prayer wey we don dey pray for Nigeria since I was a kid yet no change. It's either we are praying rubbish or something else is fundamentally wrong because the prayers are not working. Pastors are driving rolls royce and private jets and regular Nigerians some of who are members of these churchs have no job and cannot feed 3 square meals a day are being told they are the problem and to pray harder. Haba now!!!!

Let church focus squarely on gospel and engaging in church activities and leave the isssue of Nigeria alone abeg. They clearly have no solutions other than pray and pray and pray which have been praying yet no result.

Antoeni:
Mr Peter Obi has been going round donating millions of Naira to worthy courses ,while the people that promised to teach him a lesson are wailing and gnashing their teeth in hunger.
You voted for ethno-religious reasons,please bear the consequences.

Chief donationist and President of Nigeria on Twitter. I hail am. If he thinks this is how he will win the next election against Tilumbu, make e dey play.

Patojargz:
Lagos go turn capital soon with all these moves...

At this rate Tilumbu is moving all key sectors to Lagos. First it was CBN now ministry of Petroleum. Sooon Aso Rock so he can finally govern Nigeria from his bedroom in Bourdillon. Nigerians never see anything. Emi lo kan is a master strategist and master scammer.

Shebi Lagos is no man's land. E o ti mo me me

Nigerian team and players are neither good nor motivated to win. They are playing like they are all 9 months pregnant. This is why I stopped supporting Super Eagles.

WolvyX5:
I thought the commentator said Naija won't stand a chance in PK becos of their superman keeper

The hater commentator. he will be in tears by now.

Dj play me "Water Remix" by "Tyla ft Davido to celebrate Iheanacho's final PK


Make God of amapiano no shame us oooooooo

Super Eagles are masters of raising your hopes up and then dashing it. Can someone explain to me how the match went from 2-0 to 1-1. This is why I no longer watch their ball abeg.

yinmu. Your enjoyment as first lady started since May 29 2023 but our own sufferness is still on going. Yeye talk.

Biglittlelois:
Oh so women are the cause of the death of traditional family and marriages? purely women? because we were empowered with education, so education should be withdrawn from us? that is the only way traditional marriages can thrive? only when women become illiterates?

No wonder Nigerian men cannot produce anything, they cannot invent anything, they cannot even rule their country right, except to kill, kidnap, steal, yahoo, skull mining, cannibalism, cultism, corruption, fraud, and all sorts of evil vices, Nigerian men have spoilt our images abroad, you are not known for anything good outside this country except negativities, that is why in your own little 2 by 2 cubicle, you can spew all this nonsense and think you are making sense, western countries that are above you in every ramifications will never be caught saying utter rubbish like this and be proud of themselves, no wonder Africa is seen as a cesspit and a third world continent when the men ruling it are nothing to write home about with their sad little thought process

The world is failing, from Africa to the whole world, thanks to men and their bad decisions, yet what your limited brian could only think of is women education as the cause of men's inability to hold the home front as the captain of the ship by sailing it to the right direction for a productive end result,

The next generation of Nigerian men will be the undoing of this nation, which is a good thing anyway so that everyone will be accountable to their own region, which will make it easier to remove shafts from wheat.

And the only thing Nigerian women know how to do is hoelosho

Atheistan:
The past Northern rulers pushed in and funded Dangote.
Now BAT is pushing and funding Otedola.
They are all human money reserves for the elites.

Finally, someone who gets it.

so how does that affect the price of garri in the market. Abeg abeg. This is not news.

ariesbull:
Badagry are not Yoruba they are Eguns and they can't enjoy Lagos they should focus on their Cotonou relatives

A fo.o-l needs no introduction. Lagos is and has always been a multicultural melting pot in Yoruba land.

libertyfather:
take note , the world is coming to this, people asking where will they be charging it, remember when we do go about looking for where they on gen so we can charge our fones but today there is powerbanks solar powering devices, someday this cars will be moving around with their charging sources....watchout

Na lie. This is s.tup.id. In a country with poor electricity, you're buying electric cars. How will they be charged?

Blackman101:
we are not in the western world, why will your ex-wife keep the kid when you two have divorced am thinking out loud oh

Na this part dey vex me pass. Some Nigerian women are very wicked. So the ex husband is only good for financial provision. He too cannot enjoy the company of the children. I will say you're quite ignorant (for lack of not wanting to use a more derogatory word) to accept such an arrangement. Even if you went ahead to marry someone else you should still have the right to your kids company and love. It's like you spend your time and effort watering and planting a tree and then only your neighbor is enjoying the benefit of it's shade. Guy wise up ooooo. Make dem no do wetin dem do Do2dtun to you.

Bro you have right to your kids too so long as you're paying child support. It absolutely ridiculous that your kids will be with your ex wife 24/7 while you will be paying child support. You also have a right to spend time with your kids esp since you'e corvering many of their financial needs.

Tolulope Fayokun. Abeg get the bag jare. Fu.c.k all them racist crackers.

Well all I can say is that they know the job they signed up for to get pounds. Na Naija cause am. It Nigeria was good, we won't be having Nigerian bank managers resigning their job here in Naija to do care giver work abroad.

A lot goes on in care giving and mental institutions especially when the patients cannot advocate for themselves. I don't subscribe to jail for them but that they all should be fired from the job. If you cannot do the job then don't accept it.

How long does it take to determine source of explosion. It's either earthquake or it's not. Is it related to gas or in the military barracks as in a bomb explosion. Slow paced govt.Mschewww.

nautybride:

We too dey rush for this country, tremor, gas explosion....... No real explanation.

Is it tremor or gas explosion or bomb blast. Nigerians and carrying rumours with no real journalist to do the real reporting. Mschewwww

God1000:
There's no shred of shame in her

Very darkman said she does 3somes with her daughter. Na so we see am ooooo

Climate Change Baddie and number one African bad gyal take on 30 BG. May the best man or woman win

Jeon:
No no no no, they can't.
It will inflict serious injuries to their egos. They can make the lady to go astray from hero to zero, grace to grasses and a mere shadow walking on the Earth, if care is not taken.

I will marry her and her money. Mscheww. Dey play

Invictus Obi Pro max. Billionare investor isonu

Ever since EndSars I stopped respecting Nigerian military. E no go better for all of them.

You may not like BAT but he is making it perfectly clear that anyone who is not performing will be fired.

EngrKemp:
Seun !!
My own na say u no dey follow us talk again for threads like u used to do before and this my Monika na new one,ur spam bot has banned my other old account.

We need u to join us .

I bin dey enjoy ahm.

U sef dey enjoy ahm but I no know wetin happen...



Peleson

Na Twitter Seun dey. He come desert us for here with tribalism and islam section oath

bdon123:
During election u kept quiet wen people were being tribalistic.after u realised d drug lord u were trying to protect is failing at governance ....u come dey do u turn.oga seun u protected those that were pro tinubu n insulting other cultures on nairaland.

Seun is pro Tinubu. Elon Musk is Republican leaning and Mark Zuckerberg is Democrat leaning. So what is you point?

ibinaboonline:
Finally. Long overdue. My two cents: there's a reason Nairaland has kept growing after all these years and with next to zero upgrades. It goes to show that the concept and delivery is watertight. So, don't change it except to improve the user experience. I'll recommend eradicating tribalism as the priority.

Yinmu..Tribalism can never leave Nairaland so long as Nigerians themselves are tribalistic.

mrjojo:
Nairaland is a 2 billion naira worth at the minimum of venture if seun decide to take it seriously

Seun still runs this as a side of side project from his "cubicle" in sango-ota .

Knowing Seun to be an introvert who doesn't like the spot light or want to be popular just as myself, if I were him

I will

Run Nairaland as a business' by

1. Opening a physical office space in Lagos, Abuja, Sango-ota as HQ

2. Employ a CEO to run it while I continue to serve as founder and CTO

3. Employ a full team of enginneers, UX front end designers, marketers

Manage

1. Front page should be very current with update as it happens, ( I see a news/even on instablog and see it days after on the frontpage), alot of people only visit the front page, so it must be regularly updated and of high quality

2. limit posting to some section for new accounts, like have some way you rank accounts, new account should have a 3 month sandbox restriction.

3. make it impossible to register multiple account from thesame device,

4. Use text verification and real email ( no temp mails) for registration

5. Moderation : Each section should have atleast 2 mod and very active section 3 with 1 supermod.

6. Tribalism and hate speech should attract ban, device ban, email ban if possible an IP ban after two warnings






Buid

Implement new feature,

One of the allure of Nairaland is it simplistic UI and fast loading time

That doesn't need to change but it can be better,

1. Add Night mode, this will switch the background to black which is easy on the eyes at night, users can toggle on off

2. Add a bit of self moderation by adding a dislike button (when a comment has so many disikes, a moderator manually access if it should be hidden, users can still view the comment if clicked

3. An email system should be designed, communication stays on nairaland instead of third part email (all nairaland user get a user@nairaland.com email after 6 months of active usage provided the haven't been banned more than thrice,.

4. Build a robust ad management system, from creation, funding , moderation,

5.make it easy to share, the share button can be linked to whatsapp, fb, tiktok, IG, so when someone click on share they can also share outside the platform
a short url like naira.land will also make sharing easy

6. native ios/app with great push feature



mabe more later if I think of more

Everyone knows how to run Nairaland more than the genius innovator Seun. Sir go and create your own site abeg and manage it as you like

We that we have been here since when Nairaland was in inception approve of this message. However you need to keep Nairaland user data and cloud infrastructure domiciled in Nigeria. It can be done.Otherwise you're not serious yet. Ive been a member since 2005 and times of MSN. And I'm sure some a.i bots have been developed to do all sorts of things on this site already.

We also need my main man born.2fuc.k back on the platform. You banned him too much and he swore never to come back

Why must we swear to love Alla.h to post on the islam section and not same for the Christian section?

I will take Nairaland serious when Seun spends more time posting or commenting on Nairaland that on Elon Musk's Twitter.